On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.

Brewed with Guanyin's ten-thousand-year-old purple bamboo, and adding some willow branch dew, this kind of green bamboo leaf wine can really be called the best fairy wine.

The entrance is mellow and sweet.Entering the belly, it made Qi Yue feel like he was in a bamboo forest.

There are green mountains and bamboos in front of your eyes, and the rustling bamboo sounds in your ears, and you feel as if you are bathed in the warm spring breeze.

Qi Yue felt that although he was an ordinary person, he was influenced from head to toe.

Suddenly, fire fell from the sky, magma erupted from the ground, the earth shook and the mountains shook, and all existence was destroyed.Only the monstrous sea of ​​flames remained, filling the entire world.

Qi Yue was startled and suddenly woke up from the dream.

A man in white came so fast that even Qi Yue couldn't see clearly.On the person who came, Qi Yue felt that terrible anger.

Like thunder from the sky, like fire from the ground, it was this anger that seemed to burn down the entire Mount Putuo that awakened Qi Yue.

"Huh?" Seeing Qi Yue, the man in white immediately stopped his body and called out in disbelief, "Prince Ao?"

Only then did Qiyue see clearly, oh, it turned out that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva who came.

But right away, Qi Yue was completely stunned. He recalled that he drank drunk with Black Bear Spirit and others in Putuo Mountain yesterday, and now, he was probably going to be cut to death by the angry Guanyin.

Qi Yue wanted to get up and salute quickly, he struggled a bit, only to realize that he was still hugged tightly by Chong Jiu, and the hug was very tight, with a pair of arms tightly wrapped around his waist.

After struggling for a long time, he finally crawled out of Chong Jiu's arms.

With this clothes on?Qi Yue lowered his head and studied it, as if, uh, it was a female dragon outfit?

Could it be that that brat, Red Boy, forcibly hooked me up while I was drunk? ?

But Qi Yue has no time to worry about clothes now.

He looked up and saw a few female fairies behind Guanyin, and some of them were like Guanyin with Buddha spirit lingering, Buddha illuminates people, presumably they are also big figures of the first level of Bodhisattva.As for the others, who were dressed in foreign lands and had no Buddha spirit, their cultivation bases were extremely high at first glance, not inferior to Guanyin.

"Bodhisattva, hello Bodhisattvas." Qi Yue got up, looked at Guanyin's unpredictable face with fear, and almost knelt down for her.

"Yo, this is the Third Prince Ao?"

"The man who hugged him just now is actually a Hydra!"

"This little white dragon does have a good skin, and the nine-headed worm is not bad either."

"But why is he wearing the dress of a female dragon? Hahahaha."

Several female fairies laughed without image, and even Guanyin couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth.

"Bodhisattva." Qi Yue said tremblingly, looking at Guanyin's weird smile, he trembled even more.

At this time, the other three drunk people also woke up.

The Black Bear Spirit was lying on the ground, and shouted very arrogantly: "Who dares to disturb King Black Wind's sleep!"

"Amitabha." Avalokitesvara recited the Buddha's name coldly.

The black bear spirit woke up in an instant. He opened his eyes and saw that it was Guanyin, and the bear hairs all over his body stood on end.He stood up hastily, clamped the bear's tail and acted like a bear.

Everyone dared not speak, and buried their heads in their chests.

"Sister Guanyin, don't blame them too much."

"I think it's a happy event, and I came to drink with my friends. Although I violated the precept, it's justifiable."

"Exactly, maybe I'm here to have a wedding wine."

Qi Yue listened, why are these words so weird?What is wedding wine, wedding wine is not only drunk after marriage?

Sure enough, the words of Bodhisattvas are so unpredictable that people can't understand them at all.

Guanyin's anger has been extinguished quite a bit, but the lesson that should be taught is still to be given, so as not to make outsiders feel that he has no rules and does not distinguish between rewards and punishments.

"Red boy!" Guanyin said seriously.

Red Boy took a step forward with a weeping face, trembling, waiting to be dealt with.

At this time, a female fairy suddenly thought of the men and boys discussed at the Equal Rights Conference before, and then thought of Qi Yue's dress, so she made a guess: "You said, this little dragon dressed as a female dragon came to Putuo. Could it be that you came to pay homage to the Guanyin of Songzi?”

"Exactly, I heard that those who are unable to conceive in Honghuang always come to worship Guanyin in order to have children."

"What my sister said makes sense!"

"Guanyin, he is already dressed like this, so you can give him one, hahaha."

Avalokitesvara was taken aback, yes, logically speaking, this man is indeed incapable of having children, but who am I, I have an incarnation that is Avalokitesvara!He can't give birth, so I can't give them one by force?

Although, there is no precedent for giving birth to a man. I don't know if it will be possible, but no matter what you do, there must be a first time.We in Buddhism can't stick to the rules, but also have the courage to try something new in the new era!

Once men can also have children, then my child giving business will grow bigger and bigger!

Guanyin saw the new market that was about to be opened up, and felt that the future was bright.

Let Xiaobailong conceive first, so that many fairies in the previous meeting will definitely promote themselves, and even save advertising fees.

Guanyin recalculated in an instant, and found that it was indeed a worthwhile thing to do.

Just do what she said, she waved her hand and shouted: "Come here", and the jade bottle that fell on the ground flew into her hand.

Songzi Avalokitesvara just wanted to show off its talents, and cast a spell of Songzi, suddenly felt something was wrong.

She lowered her head and saw that there was no water or willow branches in her bottle, but a bottle full of bamboo leaf green wine.

Guanyin: ...

If the spell can't be cast, then use medicine.

Avalokitesvara pondered for a while, and took out her most precious small packet of medicine for giving birth.

Her face is full of reluctance, but, for the sake of a wider market, what is a little medicine?

Of course, the black bear spirit and the red boy know what it is. This is the best gift-giving medicine that Guanyin went to the world and traveled all over the world to find treasures from heaven and earth. !

This stingy bitch is willing to give this medicine to others?

Just give it, but why did you give it to a man!

What is meat buns beating dogs, what is violence!

However, Black Bear Spirit and Red Boy are keeping their mouths extremely tight now, so how dare they ask one more word.

Seeing a benevolent smile on Guanyin's face, he personally handed the medicine to Qiyue's palm, and patiently told him: "Within a hundred days, once a day, one baht each time, soak it in a small cup of warm water, and take it orally before dinner. "

Qi Yue thanked with a dull face, and took it.

Although I don't know what it is, the quality of the goods from Guanyin's factory is generally no problem, of course, except for the fake hoops of the cottage.

Thinking about it, it was a good thing to reward myself as a mount for Tang Seng.

"During the period of taking the medicine, don't drink tea, eat something light and easy to absorb..." Guanyin said a lot of taboos.

Qi Yue listened carefully and nodded one by one.

In the end, Guanyin said very solemnly: "During the period of taking the medicine, you should have less sexual intercourse, and don't overdo it. Remember to remember."

Although she said this to Qi Yue, she looked at Chong Jiu to the side, her eyes were very strange.

Chong Jiu looked around, at a loss.

Qiyue continued to nod blankly.

Avalokitesvara smiled slightly, folded his palms together and said, "Amitabha, I wish the Third Prince his wish come true."

Wait, what wish?

There seems to be something wrong, but I can't react at all!

Moreover, I didn't have excessive intercourse, no, I didn't have intercourse at all!