On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.
Chapter 27 The Big Rat
At the fair for equal rights, the female fairies were discussing the matter of men and women enthusiastically. At this moment, some inappropriate people wondered: "It's unbelievable, male and female? How can there be such absurd things in the world?"
The other fairies began to laugh at her: "Sister, you have been cooking tea soup for hundreds of thousands of years in the underworld, and you didn't come to the last few fairs for equal rights, so you can't keep up with the times."
"That's right, sister, I'll take you to the world tomorrow and buy a few legendary novels that are fashionable now. You are no longer a wit and a beautiful woman, but a wit and a general."
"Sister Meng, on Mount Olympus in the west, even Zeus has a male companion, and a big battle has been involved for this!"
Everyone began to popularize Meng Po, who was eliminated by the times.
The third prince of Xihai, isn't he Xiaobai? I know him well.Avalokitesvara smiled and picked up a melon seed, listening and licking it while recalling: He was demoted to the lower world, or I went to tell the Jade Emperor to let him come to serve as a mount for Tang Seng to atone for his sins.Back then, because of the marriage, the Third Prince seemed to be his fiancée having an affair with a hydra...
Wait, Hydra?
"Bang!" Avalokitesvara stood up suddenly, and slapped the table hard, even the small basket of melon seeds and the teacup in front of her were blown away by her.
"Sister Guanyin found something?"
"Is there any more gossip?"
"Bodhisattva, come and tell us sisters."
"Hydra! Hydra!" Avalokitesvara yelled disregarding her appearance, and shouted even more explosive gossip, "This is the love rival of the third prince of Xihai, this is the stalk of a love rival turning into a lover!"
"What?" The female fairies became even more excited.
"A rival in love turned into a lover? Sanqing is on top, what kind of blood is this!"
"It's really not in vain that I came to Middle Earth from Dongpu, and I can hear such amazing things!"
"Guanyin, hurry up and tell us in detail."
Avalokitesvara hastily told everything he knew, and what he didn't know, he said it through his own brain.
So, in her mouth, the story went in a more bloody direction.
Suddenly, dozens of female fairies shouted at the same time.
Their discussions soared into the sky, but it is a pity that outsiders could not hear the specific content clearly because of the spell.
The gods who passed by nodded their heads one after another. This group of female fairies took the meeting very seriously, and the discussion was really lively.
The fire of gossip, day and night, still does not go out.
At this time, a female fairy suddenly proposed an idea: "The three saintesses and mortals have a baby, so what can this dragon and Hydra give birth to? Why don't we all play a game?"
"Okay!" Everyone agreed.
Everyone is a first-class figure in the Three Realms, and they have lived for a long time, and they all have a lot of family background. Even if they are joking and making a small bet, the products they take out are all treasures that will attract countless people to snatch them up.
Take out a few flat peach saplings here, and bet on a one-headed dragon, and bet on an innate spirit treasure, bet on a nine-headed dragon, and some people even say that one head plus nine heads, that is ten, so to be born A unique ten-headed Jiao.
The fairies joked for a long time.Except for a few Buddhist celestial beings who quit gambling, everyone else enthusiastically participated in the game.
Those who do not gamble enthusiastically help everyone to record and notarize.
Since it is a gamble, the result must be announced, and the winners and losers will be divided.
"Your Majesty, let's do the math." All the fairies recommended Nu Wa to do the math.
Although the way of heaven is chaotic and the sage cannot know everything, such trivial matters as childbirth can of course be easily calculated.
"Okay." Nuwa smiled, raised her arms, and pinched her fingers, "Come on, let me figure out what will happen to them."
The fairies looked at her expectantly.
Suddenly, Nuwa's face wrinkled.
"Ma'am, what's the matter?" Everyone asked curiously.
Nu Wa opened her mouth slightly in shock, pinched her fingers again, and said in disbelief: "I, I can't count any traces!"
The other female fairies unanimously expressed disbelief and pinched their fingers one after another, but they still couldn't figure anything out.
This is horrible!
You must know that among the participants, Nuwa is the great saint of the monster race and the human race, and the great god Amaterasu is the highest god in Dongying, and he has similar strength to the prehistoric saint.
As for the quasi-sage, Da Luo Jinxian, there are more.
So many people deduced it, even if they couldn't deduce it, they could still find some clues. How could they see a complete blank?
All the female fairies were shocked, and Ji Xiangtian also took out the magic wheel of deduction, the most precious treasure, and turned the wheel together, but the result remained the same.
"Could it be that other digital saints joined forces to help them cover up the secret?"
"Could it be that the son of these two people will become a saint in the future? After all, a saint cannot be counted."
"Perhaps because this matter is related to the fate of the prehistoric people, the sage took the initiative to cover it up."
All the female fairies felt that this must be a shocking secret, but they never expected that such a result would come out of a gossip.
Everyone's brains are getting bigger and bigger, and the results of guesses are getting more and more outrageous. Finally, someone suggested: "No matter what, it must be a major event related to all beings in the three realms. Today's event, sisters, don't let it out."
"Exactly!"
At the moment, with the blessing of everyone's mana, even the female fairies outside the prehistoric world have made an oath together—an unbreakable oath that even the saints are bound by.
After making the oath, everyone felt relieved and let out a long breath.
Those who drink water drink water, those who eat melon seeds eat melon seeds, everyone takes a break, ready to enter the next gossip.
At this time, a smart person suddenly discovered the problem.
The wise man said: "Sisters, is it because two men can't have children that we can't deduce it?"
Everyone was stunned.
Yes, we deduce what kind of species the children of Hydra and the third prince are, but the premise is, can they give birth to children?
It is impossible to have children, so of course the species of children cannot be deduced.
No wonder the result is a blank!
All the fairies, you look at me, I look at you, all change color.
The top group of female fairies in the Three Realms, why didn't they even think that men and women can't have children!
Everyone couldn't help looking at Nuwa, who was the first to fall into a misunderstanding.
What a shame!Nuwa was fidgeting, blushing, and felt that this was the most embarrassing scene since she became a saint.
Nuwa couldn't stay any longer, she got up quickly, and didn't dare to look at everyone: "Well, I suddenly have something to do, and I am in a hurry to go back, let's chat slowly, and leave."
After speaking, he left without waiting for everyone's reaction.In the next second, she fled back to Wa Palace.
"Your Majesty, why are you back? Will this be going on for two months?" asked the girls at the gate of the palace.
"Seal the palace!" Nuwa shouted, "I will be closed for 10 years, and no one will be seen!"
After such an incident, the rest of the female fairies also felt that they couldn't hold back their faces, so they each found their own reasons and left one after another.
No.60 The [-]nd Fairy Fairy Fairy of the Three Realms adjourned, making it the shortest session ever held.
Nuwa and many heavyweight female immortals retreated strangely, which also caused panic and speculation among many people who did not know the truth.
……
South China Sea, Putuo Mountain Gate.
From a distance, Guanyin smelled a smell of alcohol.
She was furious, and all good moods were ruined.
Just now after the equal rights conference, everyone went back to their homes, but Buddhist Bodhisattvas wanted to entertain guests.
Buddhism and Brahmanism are closely related, and they are both in Tianzhu, so they are neighbors.The Brahmin fairies traveled thousands of miles to the prehistoric world for a meeting, and Buddhism must entertain them.
Guanyin invited these guests to his home.So, the female fairies of the two religions of the Buddha and the mother-in-law came to the South China Sea together.
Avalokitesvara was very prescient, she knew the virtues of Black Bear Spirit and Red Boy, so she sent a message in advance to let them clean the mountain and prepare to welcome guests.
Who knew, when they arrived at the gate of the mountain, not only was it a mess, but there was even the smell of alcohol.
It's not that Guanyin doesn't know about Honghaier's wine making, but she thinks, as a child, his parents have been separated since childhood and no one cares about it. It's normal to have some bad habits, and it's unrealistic for him to quit all at once.Therefore, Guanyin turned a blind eye to some things, intending to change him slowly and subtly.
But now, in front of guests who came from afar, making a Buddhist pure land smell like alcohol, so that she still has face?
Several other Buddhist goddesses were also ashamed.Bodhisattva Pilanpo hurriedly explained to the guests: "Guanyin has just accepted a disciple. He was originally a monster from the lower realms. He is still young and loves to make trouble. Everyone laughed at him."
The Brahmin's unapproachable mother smiled casually and said, "It's no big deal, it's normal for children to be naughty."
"Exactly." Ji Xiangtian also said, "Bodhisattvas don't need to see outsiders."
Avalokitesvara smiled stiffly, her anger bursting into her chest.
The surface of the South China Sea is rough.
She decided that, no matter what, she should show these two useless things a little bit of color, and let them know that Bodhisattvas sometimes glared at Vajra.
The other fairies began to laugh at her: "Sister, you have been cooking tea soup for hundreds of thousands of years in the underworld, and you didn't come to the last few fairs for equal rights, so you can't keep up with the times."
"That's right, sister, I'll take you to the world tomorrow and buy a few legendary novels that are fashionable now. You are no longer a wit and a beautiful woman, but a wit and a general."
"Sister Meng, on Mount Olympus in the west, even Zeus has a male companion, and a big battle has been involved for this!"
Everyone began to popularize Meng Po, who was eliminated by the times.
The third prince of Xihai, isn't he Xiaobai? I know him well.Avalokitesvara smiled and picked up a melon seed, listening and licking it while recalling: He was demoted to the lower world, or I went to tell the Jade Emperor to let him come to serve as a mount for Tang Seng to atone for his sins.Back then, because of the marriage, the Third Prince seemed to be his fiancée having an affair with a hydra...
Wait, Hydra?
"Bang!" Avalokitesvara stood up suddenly, and slapped the table hard, even the small basket of melon seeds and the teacup in front of her were blown away by her.
"Sister Guanyin found something?"
"Is there any more gossip?"
"Bodhisattva, come and tell us sisters."
"Hydra! Hydra!" Avalokitesvara yelled disregarding her appearance, and shouted even more explosive gossip, "This is the love rival of the third prince of Xihai, this is the stalk of a love rival turning into a lover!"
"What?" The female fairies became even more excited.
"A rival in love turned into a lover? Sanqing is on top, what kind of blood is this!"
"It's really not in vain that I came to Middle Earth from Dongpu, and I can hear such amazing things!"
"Guanyin, hurry up and tell us in detail."
Avalokitesvara hastily told everything he knew, and what he didn't know, he said it through his own brain.
So, in her mouth, the story went in a more bloody direction.
Suddenly, dozens of female fairies shouted at the same time.
Their discussions soared into the sky, but it is a pity that outsiders could not hear the specific content clearly because of the spell.
The gods who passed by nodded their heads one after another. This group of female fairies took the meeting very seriously, and the discussion was really lively.
The fire of gossip, day and night, still does not go out.
At this time, a female fairy suddenly proposed an idea: "The three saintesses and mortals have a baby, so what can this dragon and Hydra give birth to? Why don't we all play a game?"
"Okay!" Everyone agreed.
Everyone is a first-class figure in the Three Realms, and they have lived for a long time, and they all have a lot of family background. Even if they are joking and making a small bet, the products they take out are all treasures that will attract countless people to snatch them up.
Take out a few flat peach saplings here, and bet on a one-headed dragon, and bet on an innate spirit treasure, bet on a nine-headed dragon, and some people even say that one head plus nine heads, that is ten, so to be born A unique ten-headed Jiao.
The fairies joked for a long time.Except for a few Buddhist celestial beings who quit gambling, everyone else enthusiastically participated in the game.
Those who do not gamble enthusiastically help everyone to record and notarize.
Since it is a gamble, the result must be announced, and the winners and losers will be divided.
"Your Majesty, let's do the math." All the fairies recommended Nu Wa to do the math.
Although the way of heaven is chaotic and the sage cannot know everything, such trivial matters as childbirth can of course be easily calculated.
"Okay." Nuwa smiled, raised her arms, and pinched her fingers, "Come on, let me figure out what will happen to them."
The fairies looked at her expectantly.
Suddenly, Nuwa's face wrinkled.
"Ma'am, what's the matter?" Everyone asked curiously.
Nu Wa opened her mouth slightly in shock, pinched her fingers again, and said in disbelief: "I, I can't count any traces!"
The other female fairies unanimously expressed disbelief and pinched their fingers one after another, but they still couldn't figure anything out.
This is horrible!
You must know that among the participants, Nuwa is the great saint of the monster race and the human race, and the great god Amaterasu is the highest god in Dongying, and he has similar strength to the prehistoric saint.
As for the quasi-sage, Da Luo Jinxian, there are more.
So many people deduced it, even if they couldn't deduce it, they could still find some clues. How could they see a complete blank?
All the female fairies were shocked, and Ji Xiangtian also took out the magic wheel of deduction, the most precious treasure, and turned the wheel together, but the result remained the same.
"Could it be that other digital saints joined forces to help them cover up the secret?"
"Could it be that the son of these two people will become a saint in the future? After all, a saint cannot be counted."
"Perhaps because this matter is related to the fate of the prehistoric people, the sage took the initiative to cover it up."
All the female fairies felt that this must be a shocking secret, but they never expected that such a result would come out of a gossip.
Everyone's brains are getting bigger and bigger, and the results of guesses are getting more and more outrageous. Finally, someone suggested: "No matter what, it must be a major event related to all beings in the three realms. Today's event, sisters, don't let it out."
"Exactly!"
At the moment, with the blessing of everyone's mana, even the female fairies outside the prehistoric world have made an oath together—an unbreakable oath that even the saints are bound by.
After making the oath, everyone felt relieved and let out a long breath.
Those who drink water drink water, those who eat melon seeds eat melon seeds, everyone takes a break, ready to enter the next gossip.
At this time, a smart person suddenly discovered the problem.
The wise man said: "Sisters, is it because two men can't have children that we can't deduce it?"
Everyone was stunned.
Yes, we deduce what kind of species the children of Hydra and the third prince are, but the premise is, can they give birth to children?
It is impossible to have children, so of course the species of children cannot be deduced.
No wonder the result is a blank!
All the fairies, you look at me, I look at you, all change color.
The top group of female fairies in the Three Realms, why didn't they even think that men and women can't have children!
Everyone couldn't help looking at Nuwa, who was the first to fall into a misunderstanding.
What a shame!Nuwa was fidgeting, blushing, and felt that this was the most embarrassing scene since she became a saint.
Nuwa couldn't stay any longer, she got up quickly, and didn't dare to look at everyone: "Well, I suddenly have something to do, and I am in a hurry to go back, let's chat slowly, and leave."
After speaking, he left without waiting for everyone's reaction.In the next second, she fled back to Wa Palace.
"Your Majesty, why are you back? Will this be going on for two months?" asked the girls at the gate of the palace.
"Seal the palace!" Nuwa shouted, "I will be closed for 10 years, and no one will be seen!"
After such an incident, the rest of the female fairies also felt that they couldn't hold back their faces, so they each found their own reasons and left one after another.
No.60 The [-]nd Fairy Fairy Fairy of the Three Realms adjourned, making it the shortest session ever held.
Nuwa and many heavyweight female immortals retreated strangely, which also caused panic and speculation among many people who did not know the truth.
……
South China Sea, Putuo Mountain Gate.
From a distance, Guanyin smelled a smell of alcohol.
She was furious, and all good moods were ruined.
Just now after the equal rights conference, everyone went back to their homes, but Buddhist Bodhisattvas wanted to entertain guests.
Buddhism and Brahmanism are closely related, and they are both in Tianzhu, so they are neighbors.The Brahmin fairies traveled thousands of miles to the prehistoric world for a meeting, and Buddhism must entertain them.
Guanyin invited these guests to his home.So, the female fairies of the two religions of the Buddha and the mother-in-law came to the South China Sea together.
Avalokitesvara was very prescient, she knew the virtues of Black Bear Spirit and Red Boy, so she sent a message in advance to let them clean the mountain and prepare to welcome guests.
Who knew, when they arrived at the gate of the mountain, not only was it a mess, but there was even the smell of alcohol.
It's not that Guanyin doesn't know about Honghaier's wine making, but she thinks, as a child, his parents have been separated since childhood and no one cares about it. It's normal to have some bad habits, and it's unrealistic for him to quit all at once.Therefore, Guanyin turned a blind eye to some things, intending to change him slowly and subtly.
But now, in front of guests who came from afar, making a Buddhist pure land smell like alcohol, so that she still has face?
Several other Buddhist goddesses were also ashamed.Bodhisattva Pilanpo hurriedly explained to the guests: "Guanyin has just accepted a disciple. He was originally a monster from the lower realms. He is still young and loves to make trouble. Everyone laughed at him."
The Brahmin's unapproachable mother smiled casually and said, "It's no big deal, it's normal for children to be naughty."
"Exactly." Ji Xiangtian also said, "Bodhisattvas don't need to see outsiders."
Avalokitesvara smiled stiffly, her anger bursting into her chest.
The surface of the South China Sea is rough.
She decided that, no matter what, she should show these two useless things a little bit of color, and let them know that Bodhisattvas sometimes glared at Vajra.
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