On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.

Qi Yue doesn't want to become a virgin.

If someone asked him why he didn't want to, he could find a lot of high-sounding reasons.

For example, he would say that he was afraid that he would not be able to beat the King of Inspiration, and that he would be spotted by the King of Inspiration if he changed badly. He would even say that he was afraid that the water quality of the Tongtian River would be poor, and he would get skin diseases if he went down.

But the real reason, forever, forever, can only have one word - lazy.

How tiring it is to go to the bottom of the river to fight monsters, Qi Yue thought.

So, after the meeting ended, he came to Tang Seng's room alone, and pleaded pitifully: "Master, if I go to deal with monsters, how can I stay by your side to protect you?"

Hearing this, Tang Seng sighed: "I know that you are the most filial among the four disciples."

"Master!" Qi Yue looked at Tang Seng with bright eyes.

"I don't want you to go as a teacher." Tang Seng pulled Qi Yue closer and said in a low voice, "But, your three senior brothers all look like that. If they become children, wouldn't they scare away all the monsters?" ?”

When Qi Yue heard it, it made sense.

Tang Seng continued: "Among you, you are the most beautiful, and you are the most suitable for becoming a child."

"Alas." Qi Yue lamented, "If this is the responsibility that a handsome person must bear, then let the responsibility be heavier!"

……

At lunch, Tang Seng asked the villagers who came to deliver the food.

"Excuse me, in this river, is there a monster that eats children?"

The villager was startled, and glanced at Tang Seng and the others flusteredly: "No, no, nothing. Holy monk, don't listen to other people's nonsense."

Tang Seng didn't expect the villagers to deny it, and planned to ask, but the villagers hurriedly shook their hands and said repeatedly: "No, no, these are all rumors."

After speaking, he hurried away and never looked back.

If he said that he had no ghosts in his heart, no one would believe it.

Tang Seng picked up his chopsticks and asked in bewilderment, "Why didn't they say it?"

"Never mind him." Zhu Bajie had already finished eating one steamed bun, and continued to eat the second one, "Maybe they are afraid of that monster, so they dare not say it."

"Yes." Tang Seng said.

Qi Yue felt the same way.

After eating, Qi Yue lazily went back to the room and lay on the bed.

Chong Jiu sat on the edge of the bed, holding a book.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Qi Yue asked.

"The Book of Songs." Chongjiu said without raising his head.

"Tch, what's so interesting about that?"

Qi Yue opened his eyes and stared blankly for a while, feeling a little bored, so he wanted to go out for a stroll.However, he was too lazy to walk.

So, he asked Chong Jiu: "Did you eat a little too much just now? Do you need to digest?"

Chong Jiu put down the book: "I only ate one steamed bun this time, not much at all."

"One? You eat too little. This is a sign of lack of exercise and loss of appetite." Qi Yue hurriedly got up and went out with Chongjiu, "Life lies in exercise. Let's go, I will be a good person again and accompany you out let's go."

Chongjiu: ...

……

Qiyue rode a big snake and wandered around.

Noon, nice sun.

But the whole village is still quiet, and there is still a weirdness in the quietness.If it wasn't for Qi Yue who could hear people in the house, I would have thought that a ghost movie about a deserted village was being filmed here.

He commanded the snake to swim out of the village and to the river.

The Tianhe River is eight hundred miles away, and the water and the sky are the same color, boundless.

On the bank of the river, there are rows of tall fruit trees.

A overripe papaya fell from the tree, and as soon as it hit the water, it was sucked in silently.

"This is a river with spiritual energy." Chong Jiu said.

Qi Yue shook his head and chanted: "If the mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals; if the water is not deep, it will be spirited if there are dragons."

Chong Jiu couldn't help laughing: "But I haven't seen you have spiritual energy."

Qi Yue kicked the big snake under him: "The snake's eyesight is poor, it can't see, it's normal!"

After Qi Yue finished speaking, he looked up at the huge river in front of him, the sunlight on the river surface had some dreamy colors.

This is indeed a very spiritual river.

But the King of Inspiration, how could he be so capable and able to turn Tong Tianhe into such a spiritual realm?Even the black bear spirit and red boy under the Guanyin seat don't have this ability, let alone a goldfish in a pond?

Qi Yue thought again, the goldfish in the lotus pond of Guanyin was being influenced by Buddhism every day, what kind of stimulation was this, and how did their temperament change so much that they actually did things like cannibalism?

While he was thinking, Chong Jiu said softly, "There are people following us."

"Well, I know." Qi Yue didn't take it seriously, "It's just two ordinary villagers."

"When we went out, they followed us on the sly."

"Then go ask their intentions." Qi Yue said.

Chongjiu responded.

The big snake several feet long did not move, and suddenly appeared under the fruit tree more than 30 meters away in just a moment.

"You two." Qi Yue sat on the snake and asked, "But what's the matter?"

The two villagers hid behind the tree, only to think that after blinking, the big snake by the river appeared in front of them.They trembled and bowed to Qiyue in fear: "Big, master."

"Am I that scary?" Qi Yue smiled, "I won't eat you again."

The villagers raised their heads in fear.

Qi Yue comforted them with a good temper: "Just tell me if you have troubles, I'm here to help you. Are you afraid of the monster in Tongtian River?"

The two villagers shook their heads.One of the brave ones summoned up his courage and said, "The king of inspiration is a good god, please don't make things difficult for him, master."

"What?" Qi Yue stood up, and his voice was louder, "Is he a good person who only eats children's food?"

The two villagers bowed their heads in fright.

"Don't he eat people?" Qi Yue asked.

The villagers hesitated for a while, speechless.

Finally, a villager gritted his teeth and said, "But, but this is voluntary!"

……

Qi Yue rode a snake and went to Chen Cheng's house.

Behind him, no one dared to follow him.

The village was still eerily empty.

There is only one snake, carrying a person on its back, swimming slowly.

When he arrived at Chen Cheng's house, Qi Yue cut straight to the point and asked directly, "I heard that you sacrificed voluntarily to King Inspiration?"

Chen Qing wanted to speak, but the old woman had already snorted coldly: "Hmph, voluntary? Who would be willing to sacrifice their children?"

The more she spoke, the more she tried to hoarse her voice, and her old voice was filled with tears: "Who's? Who's? Those nonsense!"

"Mother, calm down, calm down." Chen Cheng said hastily.

The old woman pointed at Chen Qing with a stern voice: "Are you willing to watch your child die?"

"Old man." Qi Yue asked, "Then what's going on?"

"They want to offer some papayas to keep them safe." The old woman's voice was full of sarcasm, "So, they dare not offend the king of inspiration."

"pawpaw?"

"It is the virgin boys and girls who were sacrificed," said the old woman.

"Why is it called papaya?"

"Who knows, that's what the king of inspiration is called." The old woman said, "Everyone guesses, maybe he likes to eat papaya."

Indeed, the Tongtian River is full of papaya trees.The more Qi thought, it might be the papaya that sank into the river, which aroused the interest of the king of inspiration.Therefore, he called the boy and girl who sank into the river papaya.

It seems that this is a simple matter.

The king of inspiration demanded that boys and girls be offered as sacrifices every year, and the villagers did not dare to disobey, so they had to obey.

They feared the inspiration king from the bottom of their hearts, and only wanted to offer papaya to get peace.Therefore, when they see someone who wants to deal with the king of inspiration, their first reaction is not joy, but fear and worry.They were afraid of angering the king of inspiration and being punished more cruelly.

Qi Yue nodded: "As long as the king of inspiration is completely solved, wouldn't everything be safe?"

The old woman laughed: "Exactly."

Chen Qing lowered his head, Qi Yue didn't see the pain in his eyes.

……

So, at night, Tang Seng said: "You two can't sleep together, so how can we arrange the beds?"

"No, Master!" Qi Yue shouted, "I want to sleep with Chong Jiu!"

Everyone was shocked.

The other four were surprised, while Chong Jiu was frightened.

Chong Jiu waved his hand feebly.

Qi Yue yelled and pulled Chong Jiu: "You can't just reject me like this, you have to give me a chance to make amends, and I want to prove to you that I am not that kind of person!"

Chong Jiu burst into tears: "I don't want it, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it..."

"Trust me!" Qi Yue forcefully pulled Chong Jiu into the room, "Yesterday was an accident, an accident! I will control myself!"

Tang Seng and the other three: ...

……

In the room, Qi Yue and Chong Jiu sat on the bed and assigned tasks first.

That is to discuss who becomes a boy and who becomes a girl.

"What do you want to change?" Qi Yue asked.

"Did I say it worked?"

"Of course there is." Qi Yue said, "The right to choose is in your hands, you can choose to change whatever you want."

Chong Jiu was overjoyed: "Then I will become a boy."

Qi Yue thought for a while: "Forget it, you should become a girl."

Chong Jiu was speechless: "Isn't it up to me to choose?"

"That's right." Qi Yue said, "The right to choose is in your hands, and the right to decide is in my hands."

"Sleep!" Chong Jiu fell over, closed his eyes, and didn't want to speak.

……

Qi Yue followed the pilgrimage team and hadn't tasted a trace of meat for several months.

On this day, Tang Seng was arrested.

Monkey King Zhu Bajie Drifting Qi Qi was defeated, so he had to ask his junior brother for help.

Qi Yue rode a big snake majesticly, holding a silver gun, and came to the gate of the monster's cave: "Monster, return my master!"

A fairy came out of it.

Qiyue saw that it was a soy sauce elbow.

The skin is thick and meaty, fat but not greasy, the inner quality is fresh and tender, and the meat tastes mellow.

"Monster! Where can I escape!" Qi Yue roared, went up to catch the monster, and opened his mouth to chew.

This sauced elbow is very chewy, once you bite on it, you don't want to put it in your mouth.

Qiyue was in a dream, and he didn't forget to bite a few more times.

Waking up the next day, Qi Yue went over to have a look first, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there were no claw marks on Chong Jiu's face.

He looked down again, very good, his hands were not dragon claws.

Qi Yue woke up Chong Jiu, and said happily: "Look, I'll say I can hold it."

Chongjiu rolled his eyes at him, and without further ado, began to undress.

Qiyue's drama addiction relapses.He squeezed his throat, and when he was about to say "Ya Butterfly", he glanced at Chong Jiu.

This figure, neither fat nor thin, with clear texture, is very attractive and chewy at first glance.

Qi Yue swallowed.

He was salivating, and when he was grinding his teeth, he saw Chongjiu pointing to his left shoulder.

A row of tooth marks.

It was deep and messy, and it was obvious at a glance that it had been bitten hard, and it had been bitten more than once.

Is this what people do?no!

"Who bit it? It's so cruel!" Qi Yue was filled with righteous indignation, "Say, I'll avenge you!"

Chong Jiu put on his clothes and said quietly, "It should be Nezha."

"Only I can bully my mount." Qi Yue was very angry, "Why should Nezha bully you!"

Chongjiu: ...

"Beating a dog also depends on the owner, he is not giving me the face of the little overlord of Xihai Silver Spear!"

Chongjiu: ...

Qi Yue patted his chest loudly: "Wait, next time I see him, I will teach him a lesson for you!"

Next time, Nezha, who will follow Li Jing to help Tang Seng and his disciples eliminate demons: "Xiaobai, why did you hit me QAQ?"

"You crawled on my man's bed in the middle of the night and dared to bite him!"

Nezha:? ? ?

"What? This scoundrel, unexpectedly, did such a shameless act! Where is my tower, come and suppress him!"

Nezha: "QAQ wronged!!"