On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.

Xitian, Daleiyin Temple, Daxiong Palace.

The hall is full of Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.

The meeting was presided over by the Buddha.The topic is how in the new era, Buddhism will face the future, be proactive, pioneering and innovative.

The participants spoke one after another, and the meeting ended in a peaceful and friendly atmosphere.

"This meeting will end here, and the meeting will be adjourned." Buddha said.

"Amitabha Buddha." All the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas stood up together, folded their palms together, and walked out of the hall one after another.

Guanyin was also a member of the meeting. After the meeting, she did not leave, but walked to the side of the Buddha.

The Buddha glanced at Guanyin and saw that she had something to say, so he walked into the courtyard behind the hall first.

Guanyin followed behind him.

In the courtyard, the trees are lush.

The Buddha stopped under a bodhi tree and twisted a leaf.

Avalokitesvara stood quietly behind him, looking at the leaves in the hands of the Buddha.

"Tell me, what's the matter?" Buddha asked.

"Buddha." Avalokitesvara bowed slightly, "Recently, my disciple is studying the matter of men and men having children."

"Oh?" The Buddha was stunned for a moment on his usually calm face.

Avalokitesvara said: "In the past, the duty of the disciples was only to give birth to women who were barren. But the disciple thought that men can't have children, so why not give birth to men who are as good as Longyang?"

Even though the Buddha knew a lot, he never thought about it.

Women give birth, this is a thing since ancient times!

"Sounds like this matter is absurd. But what if it really succeeds?" Guanyin's voice was filled with excitement, "Wouldn't men who are as good as Longyang and eager to have children be ours?" Are you a believer?"

What is most important in today's world?

believer!

Buddhism has gone through untold hardships, and came to China from the West, isn't it just to get more believers.Look at Tang Monk learning scriptures, what a troublesome thing, it broke the hearts of Buddha and Guanyin, just to win some believers and gain some power of faith.

The idea of ​​Guanyin, if it really succeeds, it is indeed a good way to develop believers.

But the Buddha still felt incredible.He sighed: "I'm old, I'm old, and I can't keep up with this new era. Your thoughts are too bizarre. After all, the matter of childbearing is a fundamental rule of heaven, and even a saint cannot fully understand it."

Buddha paused: "However, as long as you dare to think, dare to break through, and dare to innovate, it is a good thing. All right, this matter, you let go and do it."

"Yes." Avalokitesvara replied, "I have already found a suitable test candidate."

"So fast?"

Guanyin smiled and said: "Buddha, do you still remember that you said that Prince Ao and the Nine-Headed Insect are destined?"

"They?" Buddha obviously didn't expect that Guanyin would treat these two as guinea pigs.

"En." Avalokitesvara nodded, "In this way, it is more convenient to inspect both the scripture learning team and the experiment of men giving birth at the same time."

"It's really easy."

"The disciple gave them a pack of medicine for giving birth to children. This medicine is useful, so it is the best. If it is useless, that's okay. The disciple will develop some new medicines and give them to them."

"Innovation is always a good thing. No matter whether you succeed or not, you must have the courage to try." The Buddha said, "You can use the materials in the medicine storehouse at will. At the same time, I will ask the pharmacist Wang Fo to see him Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Thank you Buddha." Avalokitesvara said.

……

Qi Yue didn't know about this conversation far away in the west.He is living a very comfortable life now.

Eating and drinking every day, doing nothing.After eating and drinking, he rode Chongjiu and walked around the neighborhood.

Originally, Ren Chongjiu was drawn to serve as a mount for Tang Seng, but as a result, he spent more time carrying Qiyue.

However, Chong Jiu was powerless to resist, especially at night, there would always be some strange marks on his body.

All kinds of palm prints, tooth prints, paw prints, finger prints, and even half a lip print on his face once...

Chong Jiu was completely numb to this, and accepted it calmly.

Originally, he was not used to being touched too closely by others. After all, snakes are solitary animals and have a strong sense of territory.But now, he can finally be completely immune to Qi Yue.Even if he was kicked awake in the middle of the night, he would still be able to take off the foot on his face, turn around, and continue to sleep.

Tang Seng and the other three were also familiar with these traces.

Once during a meal, Tang Seng said very tactfully, let them go to bed early at night, and don't make too much noise.

Chongjiu continued to bite the steamed bun expressionlessly.

Qi Yue looked blank: "Rowling? Master, we didn't make a lot of noise, we all went to sleep. What? You said the marks on his body? That's not me, that's Nezha!"

Tang Seng and the other three dropped their chopsticks in shock: "Nezha???"

……

Nezha sneezed.

At the moment, he is in Mount Putuo.

His second brother is Mu Zha, who worships under the door of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Mu Zha lives in Mount Luojia near Putuo.

On this day, Nezha came to visit his elder brother, and when he passed by Putuo, he stopped in to visit Guanyin.

In Putuo Mountain, the Buddha spirit is full, and every purple bamboo is full of fragrance.

The sound of bamboo is in harmony with the sound of waves below the mountain.What a Buddhist holy place!

But on these purple bamboos, a hemp rope was pulled, and on the rope, there were still pennants that were as clean as new.

A gust of wind blows and the flag moves.

The content on the flag made Nezha look confused, thinking that he had come to some mortal infertility hospital.

"Hey, are you here to see a doctor?" A person shouted from a distance.

Nezha looked up and saw a coolie holding a banner.

"Yo, it's little Nezha." Black Bear Spirit said, "Why, which wild man do you want to have a son with?"

Nezha:? ? ?

Hei Xiong Jing threw the pennant in his hand, walked over, and put his shoulders on his shoulder: "Which little boy do you like? Come on, tell us gossip, is it Yang Jian? Or Lei Zhenzi?"

"No, no, no." Hong Haier appeared out of nowhere, "It must be Ji Fa, I thought they were having an affair a long time ago!"

Nezha:? ? ! !

"It turned out to be him, it's okay!" Hei Xiongjing patted his chest, "Leave it to the brothers, if he doesn't obey, I will help you beat him down."

"Then, you tie him to the bed with Huntian Ling, so that you can do whatever you want." Red Boy said, and picked up the weapon in Nezha's hand to start demonstrating, "First of all, you can take your Yaojie Suo beat him xx hard, and then stuffed him with your hydrangea, if he still doesn't obey, you can poke him xx with a fire point gun, if it doesn't work, you can still spit fire on him xx..."

After speaking, Honghaier handed the weapon back to Nezha.

Nezha stared blankly, why did he suddenly dislike these weapons?

He raised his head and said weakly: "Well, I just passed by Putuo and came in to have a look. Where's the Bodhisattva?"

"That old lady." Red Boy said, "She took her brother-in-law to run away, no, she took Longnu to Leiyin Temple for a meeting."

"Come, come, let us brothers share the blessings." Hei Xiongjing affectionately pulled Nezha forward, "It's a great merit to wash the flag and hang the flag. Today, as a brother, I will be generous and share some merits with you. you."

"No, QAQ." Nezha struggled, but couldn't stand the two of them arguing, so he could only follow up the mountain.

After finishing their work, they were so exhausted that the three built a fire and started a picnic.

Honghaier took out the jade bottle again.

The bottle was still full of bamboo leaf green wine.

The three of them each took a bamboo tube and used it as a wine glass, and filled the glass with green wine.

"Come, come, do it." Hei Xiong Jing raised his cup and said loudly, "Little Nezha is here today, Xiaohong and I are very happy."

"That's right, that's right, we are all very happy to see Brother Nezha." Hong Hai'er also said, nonsense, who wouldn't be happy if someone was hired as a coolie?

Nezha picked up the bamboo cup and just took a sip when he sneezed and coughed up a big mouthful of wine.

"Is this wine too strong for you to drink?" Black Bear laughed at him.

Hong Hai'er also laughed: "Brother Nezha, could it be that the Heavenly King Tota is in charge, and you haven't even drunk wine?"

When Nezha heard this, he was very unconvinced, picked up the wine, and took another big gulp, but immediately, he sneezed again and coughed it all up.

"Hahahaha." Black Bear Spirit and Red Boy didn't give him any face.

The black bear spirit waved his hand: "You are a child, your hair is not fully grown, so don't be brave if you can't drink it."

"I can drink it obviously, no, I'm obviously full!"

"Oh?" The Red Boy thief rushed over with a smile, "Come, come, come and check."

"Hahaha, you are a big man, you wear skirts all day long, you should have taken them off long ago." The black bear laughed, and grabbed Nezha's kicking legs as soon as he came up.

"No, QAQ" Nezha grabbed hold of the skirt tightly.

"Hey." Hong Haier smirked, took Nezha's Hun Tian Ling that was on his shoulders, and began to tie his hands, "I told you just now, this thing is used to bind people."

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……

Finally, the day of sacrifice came.

It's night.

The two children have been picked up by Monkey King and taken to the room where they live.

According to the plan, Qiyue and Chongjiu turned into children and took the opportunity to attack the King of Inspiration. If they couldn't beat them, they would lure the monsters to the river, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie would clean them up.Drifting, guarding Tang Seng and two children in the room.

Qi Yue and Chong Jiu disappeared and walked to Chen Cheng's house.

They walked down Long Street.The streets were still empty.

This night, there is no moon, no starlight, but the streets are not dark.

Red lanterns were hung outside the doors of every household.

The bright red candlelight shines through the paper lanterns cut into goldfishes, creating patterns of goldfishes on the long street.

The walls and doors along the street are also plastered with goldfish.

It was a huge goldfish.Use golden yellow paint to paint on blood-red large paper.The goldfish is lifelike, and each scale is carefully painted.Fish's eyes were not dull, but with a touch of compassion.

Walking along the way, Qi Yue heard people kneeling on the ground in the houses along the street, chanting "May the King of Inspiration bless you" in a low voice.

Everyone in the village is chanting this sentence.Their voices were extremely low, but somehow, the same words uttered by different people produced a mysterious power.

Everyone is waiting for the upcoming sacrifice.

When the wind blows, the lanterns all over the street shake, and the shadows of goldfish dance with the wind.Some goldfish papers that were not firmly pasted were lifted by the wind and whimpered.

"They are very afraid of the king of inspiration." Qi Yue said.

"It seems that it's not just fear." Chong Jiu frowned.

"What's that?" Qi Yue asked.

"It's faith." Chong Jiu said.

"Aren't they all the same? People will have faith out of fear." Qi Yue said.

……

The two walked to Chen Qing's home.

Chen Cheng, Chen Qing and the old lady were already waiting at home. When they saw the two coming in, they knelt on the ground, kowtowed and thanked them repeatedly.

Qi Yue and Chong Jiu accepted the gift calmly, Chen Cheng's family received their great kindness, this gift is what they deserve, and there is no need to be humble.

If one is favored, one must be rewarded. This is indeed an unchanging law in the Dao of Heaven.

The two went to the next room, turned into children, and picked up the sacrificial robes.

The bright red sacrificial clothes, although they are children's clothes, are still gorgeous and elegant.A huge goldfish was embroidered on the clothes with orange silk thread.

Qi Yue smelled the smell of papaya, which was pleasant and pleasant. It seemed that the clothes had been soaked in the juice of papaya.

Qi Yue changed his clothes with his back to Chong Jiu, and after changing, he asked childishly, "Have you changed yet?"

Although Qiyue and Chongjiu are two men, he doesn't mind being stared at by Chongjiu or looking at Chongjiu, but Chongjiu is a little girl now, and Qiyue is not so perverted as to watch the little girl change clothes.

"kindness."

Qi Yue turned around and saw Chong Jiu sitting on the bed, so he leaned over: "Hey, how do you see me like this?"

Hearing this, Chong Jiu looked at Qi Yue with a pouty face, and kept smiling, even his eyes were bent.

It's barely cute, Chongjiu thought.

Qiyue stood on the ground and turned into a big water mirror, shining it happily.

Chongjiu couldn't help but look at him there.

"Come here!" Qi Yue waved to Chong Jiu.

Chong Jiu got out of bed, and as soon as he walked in front of the water mirror, Qi Yue came over and pulled him over, hugging his shoulders.

Qi Yue smiled, snapped his fingers, and the water mirror flickered, and the picture in the mirror was fixed.

Qi Yue let go of Chong Jiu, snapped his fingers again, and the scene just now appeared in the water mirror.

In the mirror, the two children leaned close together.The boy was grinning, and the girl's face was a little cold, but there was still a smile on the corner of her mouth.