[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

As soon as she finished speaking, Lu Bu's face darkened.

Lu Fengxian looked at him with a smile, and patted her skirt.

Lu Bu: "..."

He looked at Lu Fengxian strangely: "Diaochan, is there something wrong with you, you...why don't you feel like you?"

Lu Fengxian smiled: "Because I'm so angry now, I'm ready to let myself go."

Lu Bu came over and covered her face with his palm: "Diao Chan, you are still angry with me, aren't you?"

Lu Fengxian raised an eyebrow at him: "Brother, I wonder if you haven't woken up just now?"

Lu Bu felt himself start to hurt again.

Before he could figure out why his beauty Diao Chan seemed to be a different person, there was a sudden shout from behind: "Lu Fengxian!"

Lu Bu turned around in panic.

Lu Fengxian looked over with a "ha".

Striding forward, it was Dong Zhuo who hadn't seen him for a long time with an angry face.

Lu Bu hurriedly said: "Diaochan, I'll tell you when I have time, I'll go ahead."

After all, he didn't even have time to pick up Fang Tian's painted halberd that was placed beside the pavilion, so he jumped over the railing in a hurry and escaped.

Lu Fengxian: "..."

What a shame to give the name "Lu Bu".

Dong Zhuo was wearing a beautiful embroidered shirt that was difficult to move. Seeing that Lu Bu was running fast like a rabbit, he rolled up his sleeves, picked up the Fang Tian painting halberd, and chased after Lu Bu to hit him.

But his clothes were too cumbersome, and he stumbled when he ran. Seeing that he was about to chase Lv Bu, he was so angry that he immediately raised Fang Tian's painted halberd and threw it directly at Lv Bu.

Lu Bu twisted his waist and avoided the blow.

Although he escaped the blow, he was accidentally pulled to the place where Lu Fengxian had just attacked.

In an instant, his cold sweat was about to fall.

But if you don't run away, you will be killed by your adoptive father!

Lu Bu had no choice but to clutch his wound and limped outside, like a bouncing muscular rabbit.

Lu Fengxian sat on the railing and watched the two perform this play, wishing to take out melons and fruits to watch slowly.

Dong Zhuo failed to catch up with Lv Bu, so he stomped his feet angrily, and stomped on the hem of his cumbersome clothes several times.

He picked up Fang Tian's painted halberd, turned his head and walked towards Fengyi Pavilion with a murderous look.

Oh, this is chasing people but not catching up, are you planning to take a knife on yourself?

Lu Fengxian wasn't afraid at all, just glanced at the terrain, and waited for Dong Zhuo's arrival with arms folded.

Dong Zhuo stared at her viciously: "Tell me, what is your relationship with Lu Bu!"

"Are you having an affair with Lu Bu behind my back?"

Lu Fengxian frowned.

The look in his eyes really displeased her, as if she was his private property.

Lu Fengxian glanced around, and after making sure that there was no one there, she moved her hands and feet.

In Dong Zhuo's view, her attitude of not answering was a guilty conscience.

He raised Fang Tian's painted halberd and pointed it at Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian killed countless enemies with this weapon, and this is the first time he was pointed at by this weapon.

It's really irritating.

Lu Fengxian smiled slightly, and said warmly: "It's not what you think."

"I was here to watch the lake water..."

As she spoke, she walked to a gap by the side of the pavilion with a natural attitude, and demonstrated her actions at that time.

"I saw a stele in the water, and was about to take a closer look, when Lu Bu broke in."

Beauty and country, men really care more about the latter.

Dong Zhuo was taken aback, and said, "Monument? What monument?"

Lu Fengxian raised her lips and smiled: "It is written on the stele——Huang Tian is dead, and the Dong family should stand. I don't know if this is God's will."

When Dong Zhuo heard this, his cheeks almost went to the sky in surprise.

"Really? Where?"

As he spoke, he was about to push Lu Fengxian away and walk to the lake to watch.

Lu Fengxian staggered, "It's too crowded here, I'll go first and let you come over, but don't take this weapon, General, it takes up too much space."

makes sense.

There are more important matters at the moment, and Dong Zhuo can't care about Lu Fengxian and Lu Bu's affairs.

He threw away Fang Tian's painting halberd, walked forward quickly, bent down, and leaned over the water to watch.

Before he could see anything, someone kicked his ass suddenly.

His whole body was kicked away by this force, and he fell into the lake.

With a "plop", a huge splash of water splashed, soaking the ground beside the pavilion.

Lu Fengxian was holding the carved decoration on the Fengyi Pavilion with both hands, like swinging on a swing, kicking Dong Zhuo into the lake with all his strength.

Seeing that the plan was successful, she let go of her hand and fell down.

Lu Fengxian clapped his hands with a smile, and kicked Fang Tian's painting halberd over.

Unexpectedly, she could not even lift the very flexible weapon she used to wield.

However, she also has other options.

Dong Zhuo finally floated up from the lake, he couldn't believe what happened, he was actually kicked off by his concubine.

Could it be that she and Lu Bu planned to kill him?

The more I think about it, the more shocked.

As soon as Dong Zhuo raised his head from the water, something patted him down again.

The weight of the thing was so heavy that his eyes went dark when he slapped it, and he began to drink the water in the pond again.

"Gollum-gollum-"

After finally drinking enough water, he climbed up again, and he also understood what it was, it was actually Fang Tian's painting halberd!

Diao Chan is so vicious!

She actually placed Fang Tian's painted halberd outside the Fengyi Pavilion, and stepped on the other end. When she saw him floating up, she jumped up and let the other side of Fang Tian's painted halberd hit the water like a seesaw.

"Stop...stop! Gulu Gulu—"

Dong Zhuo struggled desperately, the clothes on his body were bulky, and being teased by Diao Chan like this, his physical strength gradually lost in the lake.

He struggled hard and said: "Diao Chan! Diao Chan! I was joking with you before, I didn't really want to accuse you!"

Lu Fengxian actually laughed when he heard this.

Dong Zhuo gritted his teeth for a while, but he had no choice but to coax her: "Diao Chan, I know you must have a last resort for doing this. Tell the truth, is Lu Bu tricking you! You have always been a good boy, and it is absolutely impossible for you to do such a thing Come!"

Lu Fengxian laughed loudly, "Then you guessed wrong, Dong Zhongying, Dong Zhongying, I didn't have anyone instigate me to do this kind of thing, it's all on my own will, because I want you to understand one thing!"

Dong Zhuo: "...what's the matter?"

Lu Fengxian tucked the fallen hair behind her ears, even though her status changed, her demeanor and temperament did not change.

Stepping on Fang Tian's painted halberd with her embroidered shoes, she said triumphantly, "That's...your father, I will always be your father! Want to take advantage of me? No way!"

Dong Zhuo: "..."

"If you dare to stare at me with that pair of eyes again, I'll dig out your eyes and drink them!"

"Hey! Fatty Dong, do you understand?"

Dong Zhuo's face was dark: "Diao Chan, did you take the wrong medicine?"

Lu Fengxian sighed: "Well, I was indeed instructed by someone, but the person who instructed me was not Lu Bu."

Dong Zhuo hid half of his face under the water, staring at her on the bank vigilantly.

Lu Fengxian said warmly: "You come up, I tell you, the person who ordered me is..."

Dong Zhuo slowly floated up, revealing his entire head.

However, Lu Fengxian waved his hands and jumped to the side. Fang Tian, ​​who had lost gravity, tilted his halberd and slammed directly at his head.

Lu Fengxian smiled openly and proudly: "The person who ordered me is your father and me!"

Dong Zhuo: "Grass... Gulu—Gulu—"

Lu Fengxian stroked her hair, raised her head and said, "Hey, Gou Bao! Is this the gift you carefully prepared for me?"

Zhang Bao: "..."

Damn, this woman is so terrifying.

Zhang Bao bit the bullet and said harshly: "You, you will regret it!"

As soon as his words fell, the scene in front of Lu Fengxian changed again.

Her arms were tied, and she was pushed by a group of soldiers to a white tower.

The three words Baimenlou echoed in her mind.

Before she could think about it, a group of soldiers pushed a general with disheveled hair past her.

That general is Lu Bu!

Lu Fengxian was helpless.

Can it be better? Fortunately, you are still Lu Bu, and you were arrested just like that!

While being pushed away, Lu Bu turned his head and yelled, "Liu Big Ears! Shameless villain! You don't keep your word! Even if I, Lu Bu, are a ghost, I won't let you go!"

When he passed by, Lu Fengxian suddenly tripped over him.

Lu Bu staggered, and immediately knelt down in front of her.

"you!"

Lu Bu raised his head angrily, and saw Diao Chan standing in front of him.

With tears in his eyes, he said sadly: "Diaochan! Diaochan!"

"I, Lu Bu, am sorry for letting you be imprisoned..."

Before she finished speaking, Lu Fengxian raised her knee and bumped into his cheek.

Lu Bu staggered, bewildered.

Lu Fengxian said helplessly: "Brother, it's okay, just cry for a while and forget it. Do you think you are mourning? Your father and I are not dead yet!"

Lu Bu stared, and said slowly, "...huh?"

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