[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

"Diao Chan? Diao Chan, are you swollen?"

Lu Bu was hit by her knee, his cheeks were swollen and his speech was slurred.

Lu Fengxian shook his head: "You are really embarrassing for Lu Bu. Since ancient times, it is no big deal to be a king or lose a bandit. Why do you have to be so petty to die before your death?"

Lu Fengxian shook her head: "I don't know what Goubao is doing by arranging this trip? Is it to disgust me?"

She dawdled here, and the soldier behind her gave her a push.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go."

Lu Fengxian chuckled, "Being a prisoner? It's really an interesting experience."

Even though she was tied up and her hair was disheveled, she walked up the white gate tower calmly.

Lu Bu looked back at her in surprise, always feeling that she seemed different.

Lu Fengxian was taken to the White Gate Tower by several soldiers, and saw Cao Cao and Liu Bei sitting beside them talking and laughing happily.

Seeing her coming up, the two looked over at the same time.

Cao Cao stared straight at Lu Fengxian, and smiled boldly: "This is Mrs. Diaochan who used a beauty trick to drive a wedge between Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu's father and son? Sure enough, being famous is not as good as meeting her. Lady Diaochan is outstanding in appearance and courage. Cao has been in love for a long time."

He got up and said with a straight face: "How can you treat Mrs. Diao Chan like this? Hurry up and untie her!"

"Yes." The soldier quickly untied Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian glanced at him with a half-smile.

It's too late to start pretending to be a good person now.

If you want to respect her, why don't you order her down early - don't tie her up, now you are pretending to be a good person in front of her, and you want her to be grateful.

Lu Fengxian rubbed her bound numb arm without saying a word.

Cao Cao touched his nose in embarrassment.

Liu Bei smiled and said, "I've also heard about Diao Chan for a long time, and I finally got to meet her today. She really is a beauty who can overwhelm the country and the city."

"It surprised you." He showed a gentle and generous smile. This smile made people feel good at first sight, but Lu Fengxian knew what kind of piss he was.

Lu Fengxian snorted, and muttered: "Fortunately, I was frightened, not fertilized."

Look at me like this again, and I'll dig out all your eyes!

"..." Cao Cao and Liu Bei thought they were servants.

Cao Cao said: "Diao Chan, since you have separated Dong Zhuo and Lv Bu, you should know that Lv Bu is not a good man."

Lu Fengxian: "I don't know when Cao Mengde changed his name to Cao Liangren."

Cao Cao's thoughts were pierced, and he was immediately choked by her words.

Liu Bei smiled: "Mrs. Diao Chan."

Lu Fengxian sat down beside him, smoothed her loose hair, and said bluntly: "You are not much better, your eyes almost fell into my clothes."

Liu Bei: "...hahahahahaha—"

He laughed dryly.

Lu Fengxian sat cross-legged on the mat, with one hand pressed on her thigh, with a bold posture and a carefree expression.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei have never seen such a woman.

Lu Fengxian raised her eyebrows: "Tell me, what do you want to do with me?"

Cao Cao proudly said: "A BMW is matched with a general, and a beauty is naturally matched with a hero. Cao Cao thinks he is also a hero..."

Lu Fengxian sneered: "Who do you compare to a horse? They are not tall, but they are quite ambitious."

Cao Cao: "..."

Liu Bei: "Haha, Mrs. Diao Chan must have been frightened just now, and that's why she's so aggressive."

Lu Fengxian: "Am I the aggressive one, or are you aggressive? Oh, you just killed Lu Bu, and now you can't wait to fight for me?"

She sort of figured it out, it turned out that Diao Chan belonged to Lu Bu, and now she was acting as Lu Bu's concubine.

Cao Cao said indifferently: "Madam should also have self-knowledge, you are now a prisoner of Fuck."

"Hold……"

Lu Fengxian nodded: "Okay, since you are all shameless, then I don't have to be polite."

As she spoke, she began to untie her belt.

There was a big crowd, there were soldiers around, and it was still on the White Gate Tower. Lu Fengxian's sudden move shocked the two of them.

"Diao Chan!"

"lady!"

Liu Bei and Cao Cao pressed her hand in panic.

Lu Fengxian raised her eyebrows: "You are all shameless, what are you afraid of?"

"..."

Then you can't do such things!

The two were simply driven crazy by Lu Fengxian's unreasonable behavior!

Obviously, according to the routine, shouldn't you sob twice, and then you should be wronged and resigned!

"Hey, madam, get dressed first, that's not what we meant."

Lu Fengxian: "Come on, look down at the hands of the two of you, and then tell me what you mean?"

Liu Bei and Cao Cao looked down, and their hands were on the back of her hand.

After being reminded by her like this, the two of them felt the warmth and smoothness of the skin under their hands, making it hard to let go.

"..." Just looking at their eyes, you can tell what they are thinking, because everyone is a man!

Lu Fengxian lifted the hands of the two of them.

She stood aside and asked, "It seems that the two of you are determined to do this?"

Liu Bei smiled: "Madam..."

Cao Cao was the first to say, "In troubled times, it would be nice to have a place to settle down. What do you want?"

Seeing that Lu Fengxian's face was livid, he couldn't help but slow down his tone, "I really admire what you did back then, and I really want to take care of you. What's more, I, Cao Mengde, is also a famous person, so I am worthy enough for you."

"Hey, can you show some face?"

Seeing that Cao Cao's face was also gloomy, Liu Bei immediately tried to smile and said, "Haha, Mrs. Diaochan is really interesting."

Lu Fengxian folded her arms, feeling the cool wind blowing from the city, which smelled of blood and corpses.

She understood Gou Bao's intentions, didn't she just want to use these to humiliate her, the matter of Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu was not completed before, and now it fell to Cao Cao and Liu Bei.

It really makes people angry!

What about getting shorter?So what if you have no strength!No matter what I, Lu Fengxian, become, I will still be Lu Fengxian!

If you dare to insult me, Lu Fengxian, I will dare to insult you every day!

Lu Fengxian pursed her lips into a smile, and brushed the broken hair on her cheeks behind her ears, "I understand."

"What you said is not impossible."

She was originally born with a beautiful face, beautiful and delicate, but in the cold wind of the battlefield, she had a heroic and heroic demeanor.

Lu Fengxian glanced over the two of them, "However, you have to answer a question for me, and whoever answers it, I will follow that person for the rest of my life."

Nonsence!That is impossible!

"Okay!" Cao Cao responded boldly, "You can ask."

Liu Bei also smiled slightly.

Lu Fengxian pointed to the downstairs of the white gate, and asked, "You look down the city, what do you see?"

Um?What is the problem?

Both Liu Bei and Cao Cao moved over, stood on both sides of her, and looked down the gate.

At this time, the night was falling, and a few soldiers could be vaguely seen sweeping the battlefield with torches. The places where the firelight illuminated were limp corpses and darkened blood, and the occasional reflected silvery white light was those weapons. the cold light above.

The wind blew across the battlefield, whimpering, blowing flags and shaking the dead man's clothes slightly.

Lu Fengxian looked at them: "What did you see?"

Liu Bei sighed: "The flames of war are ruthless, and the world is in chaos, which is the misfortune of the people."

He squeezed his sleeves and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Lu Fengxian: "..."

Cry as soon as you say it, you are simply a showman.

Cao Cao said: "Although the corpses are everywhere, how can the world be peaceful if some people are not sacrificed?"

"A person's life is like a candle in the wind, which will be extinguished one day. If I can do something while I am alive, that will be enough."

Both Liu Bei and Cao Cao stared at Lu Fengxian intently, wondering if their answers would satisfy her.

At the same time, they were also very curious about Diao Chan's answer.

Lu Fengxian nodded slightly: "That's right, you all saw what you wanted to see, but my answer is..."

She raised her arms, clamped the necks of the two of them, and jumped straight down the white gate tower.

Liu Bei and Cao Cao were startled, and rushed to grab the towers, but the weight of the three of them was tied together, and Lu Fengxian jumped down again with determination, and the other two fell too.

Lu Fengxian laughed loudly, "What I see is what I want to do, there is nothing I can't do!"

Even if I have nothing now, if I want to kill you, I can still kill you!

Want to fuck me?Want to humiliate me?Want me to compromise?No way!

Even if I only live for one day, I still want to live like Lu Fengxian!

Lu Fengxian's fierceness almost shocked Zhang Bao, who was manipulating behind the scenes, but then he laughed again. Who said that the illusion is not real?

The illusion of cutting Lu Fengxian before did not cause her harm, just to paralyze her. In this illusion, if she dies, she is really dead.

Haha, then he is the No.1 person who defeated the world!

Zhang Bao couldn't help feeling elated.

……

Just when Lu Fengxian thought he was going to die on the spot, suddenly, the world was split open by a golden light.

This golden light rushed straight towards Lu Fengxian, and turned into countless blue birds when it came close, and lifted Lu Fengxian up.

Lu Fengxian was afraid that if she moved, she would fall off the blue birds, so she remained motionless.

These green birds led Lu Fengxian out from the gap between heaven and earth.

Outside was a world shrouded in black mist, and the clothes on Lu Fengxian's body also changed to their original appearance.

Only then did she realize that she had come out of the illusion, but she didn't know who rescued her.

After the blue birds put her on the ground, Lu Fengxian cupped her hands towards the birds: "Thank you for saving me, who is the benefactor who saved me? Lu Bu may come to the door to thank you."

Those birds flapped their wings, and suddenly rushed towards Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian was not annoyed, and let those blue birds peck her clothes and hair a few times.

She laughed and said: "Good bird, are you giving me hints? Unfortunately, I can't understand, what should I do?"

After a while, those birds huffed away and gathered not far from her, and then, with a flash of golden light, the group of blue birds turned into a man in green robes who was facing her.

The man was wearing wooden clogs and holding a wooden stick in his hand, he was a little puzzled and said, "Why aren't you angry?"

Lu Fengxian smiled: "Why would Bu be angry if my benefactor saved me?"

The man turned around, with a clear face, but a white veil was covering his eyes, as if he couldn't see.

Lu Fengxian didn't look him in the eyes, but still thanked him.

"I don't know the benefactor's name."

The man smiled and said, "I'm Zuo Ci, my Taoist name is Mr. Wujiao."

Lu Fengxian cupped his hands: "I'm going to Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian, thank you benefactor for saving me, and Bu will definitely repay you."

"You know that you will really die if you fall."

Lu Fengxian: "Often wandering between life and death, you will have an intuition about death."

Zuo Ci smiled: "You've been busy, are you tired? Come, I'll buy you a glass of wine."

As he spoke, he took out a green jujube from his sleeve and handed it to Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian accepted it puzzled.

Zuo Ci smiled and said, "General, please drink."

Lu Fengxian took a bite of the green jujube, just after the skin was broken, a gust of mellow wine poured into her throat.

She couldn't help drinking a few more sips, until she was satisfied, the wine in the green date was still flowing out, spilling out of her hand.

"This……"

Zuo Ci smiled: "It's just a trick, the general doesn't have to worry about it."

As he spoke, he took back the green jujube in Lu Fengxian's hand, and with a light shake it turned into a white square scarf.

Lu Fengxian couldn't bear to spoil the fine wine, so she started to lick the remaining wine on her fingers.

Zuo Ci paused the hand that was about to hand over the scarf, and put the scarf into his sleeve.

After Lu Fengxian finished disposing of the remaining wine, he asked Zuo Ci: "I wonder if sir can do Bu a favor?"

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