life is like this

My days have never stopped since I was born.

My "never resting" does not refer to the ups and downs of life, although half of my life is spent in upheavals.

If I have to use something to sum up my never-ending life, I can tell you about the last three days and three nights, which is guaranteed to be more exciting than One Thousand and One Nights.

I tried to summarize my life. I put aside those gorgeous and sad words, and felt that a god and a ghost can vividly and vividly summarize my life.

Failing gods, and unlucky ghosts.

My unlucky degree is not at all the same as those coquettish sluts out there who lost their love, lost their wallets and were fired, and feel that life is better than death.

I am really worse than life and death. I have no love for life and death.

When my mother was pregnant with me, she had a total of 27 miscarriages due to various accidents, with an average of three miscarriages per month.

When I was born, my breath was like a gossamer, not much bigger than a kitten.

The doctor who didn't know how to be compassionate and sympathetic at all left five palm marks on my delicate buttocks, and I burst into tears.

When I was just one month old, a Tibetan Mastiff jumped into the stroller and ran five kilometers with me in its mouth.

When I was two months old, a neighbor's bear child knocked over the cradle, and I almost died from being thrown.

When I was three months old, my dad was drunk and used white wine to make milk powder for me, and I almost got alcohol poisoning.

When I was four months old, a cobra came out of nowhere to take my nap with its head right on my neck.

When I was five months old,...

When I was six months old,...

........

My family found a Taoist priest to exorcise me.

I finally lived to my full age safely!

However......

When I was one year old, there was a car accident, and the battery car carrying me collided with a big truck.

When I was two years old, I was in a car accident and my taxi and truck were rear-ended.

When I was three years old, there was a car accident, and the taxi carrying me was hit by a bus.

When I was four years old, there was a car accident with my...

When I was five years old, it happened....

When I was six years old,  …

I am seven years old...

I am eight years old...

......

My family also found a Taoist priest to exorcise me.

I finally stopped having car accidents!

However......

I was infected with SARS in 08.

When I was 12 years old, I had chickenpox.

Then I got infected with bird flu.

Went to Africa and encountered Ebola again.

......

I found a Taoist priest to exorcise me.

I am finally no longer infected with various viruses!

However......

Traveling to the seaside encounters a tsunami.

Going to the mountains for photography and encountering mudslides.

Go to the volcano and meet the eruption.

Go to the forest and meet the forest fire.

When I went to Wuhan, I encountered a heavy rainstorm.

Go to the coastal areas to meet typhoons.

Earthquakes can be encountered even standing on open ground.

......

I also found a Taoist priest to exorcise me.

I finally survived all kinds of natural disasters!

However......

I started attracting all sorts of socially dangerous elements.

He was kidnapped three times (all three times by mistake).

Taken hostage twice.

Was robbed N times (although nothing was robbed).

......

I found another master to exorcise me.

I finally stopped meeting these outlaws!

Then......

I started attracting psychopaths.

Drunk at the bar and was picked up by James and brought home.

Inexplicably, I joined Casio to work.

My boyfriend is a severe mental illness and I also admit it.

It doesn't matter if all the criminals are mentally ill.

But why did they all climb into my house from the sixth floor? !

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