Eggs and Live

"Hello?" Bai Sheng grunted, closed his eyes and put the phone to his ears.Calling so early to disturb people's dreams, he has always been a boy who knows how to advance and retreat, did he take the wrong medicine this time?

Just when Bai Sheng was thinking this way, a loud roar suddenly came from the other end of the phone:

"Bai Er, I gave birth to an egg!"

"Ah? What's the matter?" Bai Sheng was stupefied when he heard it, wondering whether he was not too clear-headed or his ears suddenly failed to hear, and his hearing went wrong?

"You say it again?" He turned over and got up, his expression was a bit square.

"I said, I laid an egg. It wasn't laid by any bird I raised, but by myself..." Lu Ruan held the phone, with a messy expression on his face that had been blown by the typhoon, Looking at the round and coquettish big white egg next to the pillow, he looked a little dazed.

"You, aren't you a human? How can you lay eggs?" Bai Sheng stuttered when he heard Lu Ruan's shocking speech.

Lu Ru'an gave birth to an egg?

Lu Ruan, who was born as a higher mammal and male, laid an egg? !

Oh my God!

Bai Sheng believed that Lu Ruan would not deceive him with such a thing, so is it true?My head was a little dizzy, and the world view seemed to be cracked. After a while, after digesting this impactful speech, Bai Sheng, a medical scumbag, said again tremblingly: "Damn, you Where was it born?"

"My neck." Lu Ruan's tone was a little fluttering.

"Neck? How is it possible?!" Bai Sheng was completely confused, how could it be the neck? !How could it be the neck? !If Ruan Ruan told him that he used chrysanthemum to lay an egg, he might be more able to accept it.

No, even chrysanthemums...

"It's the neck." Lu Ruan said weakly into the microphone, "Do you still remember the little bump I told you about when I called yesterday?"

"That bump? Should, shouldn't it be..." Bai Sheng, whose world view was pierced through a hole, said tremblingly, his voice trembling like a quail in the cold wind.Of course he remembered the bump, which he thought was a lipoma.

"That's it." Lu Ruan said decisively, breaking Bai Sheng's last illusion, "When I woke up, that lump turned into an egg!"

Bai Sheng: "..."

"Wait, I'll come right over!" Bai Sheng, whose world view was beaten to death, immediately hung up the phone, put on his clothes in a hurry, and was about to rush to Lu Ruan's side.

Listening to the "beep" sound coming from the phone, Lu Ruan blinked and pressed the call button.His expression was a little dazed, and his eyes turned to the big white egg again.

Eggy was still lying quietly beside the pillow, looking a little cute, without any sense of coquettishness just now.

After brewing his emotions for a while, and doing his own ideological work for a while, Lu Ruan tentatively stretched out his hand towards Dabaidan.

When his finger touched the eggshell, his fingertips trembled slightly, as if he had been "stinged" by electricity, and an indescribable feeling suddenly came to his heart.

Gentle, kind, loving...

This complex and loving feeling made Lu Ruan so excited that he couldn't help hugging the egg.

The eggshell is cool and slippery, without any rough and jerky feeling. It feels like a hard version of pudding, and it feels very good.

Touch it well~ Lu Ruan narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.

This is his egg, the egg he worked so hard to produce, and it has an inseparable relationship with him.Touching the big white egg, Lu Ruan couldn't help feeling such feelings in his heart.

After having a foundation of love, Lu Ruan became more pleasing to the eye, and cuter the more she looked at her.Of course, the more he touches, the more vigorous he is.

Touching and touching, he still couldn't help holding the ball and gently shaking it.The way of shaking is like shaking a baby who is waiting to be fed.

At this moment, Lu Xiaonian, who was only 21 years old, finally experienced the joy of being a father of eggs for the first time.

Just as Lu Ru'an quickly turned his weird mood when he got up in the morning into a loving father's mood, Bai Sheng finally arrived in a hurry.With the excitement of witnessing a miracle, he rang the doorbell with a "ding ding dong dong".

The door opened, and Bai Sheng opened the eyes of the person behind the door.

His childhood friend, Lu Ruan, was holding a big white egg in his arms, with a loving expression on his face.That shining face looked particularly divine.

What is this motherly sense of déjà vu?Bai Sheng was a little flustered by the wind.So during the time when he wasn't here, did something turn on Lu Ru'an's maternal switch?

But what he wants to ask the most right now is... Bai Shengchu was standing by the door, his mouth opened and closed, and he finally managed to choke out a sentence: "You gave birth to this egg? "

"It was born by me." Lu Ruan nodded firmly.

"This egg looks a little smaller than an ostrich egg." Bai Sheng pawed at the door and screamed strangely, "Is this really born from your neck?"

Can such a big egg be born from its neck?This is simply unscientific!

As Bai Sheng said this, his eyes, like a searchlight, moved from the egg in Lu Ruan's hand to his fair and slender neck, and finally slid to his upturned buttocks, and stopped there motionless.

Lu Ru'an, who felt that his buttocks were about to be burned with a small fiery gaze, gently hugged the egg, his eyes swishing out with knives: "Where are you looking?"

"Don't cry and howl, come in quickly."

"Oh." Bai Sheng let go of the hand holding the door frame, strode into Lu Ruan's house where Lu Ruan lived alone, and closed the door behind his back.

"Hey Anzi, let me touch the egg." Bai Sheng looked at the big white egg in Lu Ruan's arms, rubbed his hands and said happily to Lie Xin.

"Touch it casually." Lu Ruan was not stingy, and generously handed the egg to Bai Sheng, letting him touch it as much as he wanted.

"This egg is really easy to touch." Bai Sheng took the egg and touched it, and was immediately attracted by the good feel.After he touched it in a circle, his expression was greatly surprised.

"That's right, I also think this egg is very easy to touch." Lu Ruan and You Rongyan said.

After touching it for a while, Bai Sheng lifted the egg up and pointed it at the bright spot to take a photo.I saw a large group of indistinct black in it, but I couldn't see the specific situation clearly.

"What kind of creature could it be inside?" Bai Sheng withdrew his hand and asked.

"how could I know."

"That's right." Bai Sheng stared at the egg and pondered for a while, then said, "The unscientific egg produced from the body of a male mammal is very likely to contain unknown creatures."

"It's a bit dangerous." As he said that, Bai Sheng changed the subject, "How about we boil it?"

"What?!" Lu Ru'an, who was still thinking along with Bai Sheng's rhythm, was furious when he heard that Bai Sheng was about to boil his balls, and snatched back the big white eggs, holding them tightly in his arms.The sharp gaze that looked at Bai Sheng was no different from looking at a class enemy.

"You actually want to cook my son?!"

Seeing Lu Ruan's fair face suddenly turned black like the bottom of a pot, Bai Shengdeng was a bit square.Looking at the furious Fa Xiao, he said dumbfoundedly, "Son? Have you even determined your gender?"

"Humph." Lu Ruan let out a gasp from his nostrils.He is a big man with limited chromosomes, how could he give birth to a daughter.Don't be fooled by Bai Er, he still has doubts about this.Thinking of this, Lu Ruan immediately looked at Bai Sheng with contempt.

"Okay." Bai Sheng was baffled by Fa Xiao's contemptuous gaze. He spread his hands, looked at Fa Xiao who was hugging his son, his eyes twitched, and he said inexplicably, "Then you are going to take this one." What about eggs?"

"Of course it hatched." Lu Ru'an said as a matter of course.

"Hatched? You want to be a brooding hen?!" Bai Sheng turned pale with shock.

This bastard stuff.

Lu Ru'an wished he could beat this wax gourd to death. He hugged the egg and looked at Bai Sheng expressionlessly.Stared at by such murderous eyes, Bai Sheng knew that he had made a joke.He coughed dryly, cleared his throat and said, "Why don't you...send it to the chicken farm?"

"Do you think this egg can be sent to a chicken farm?" Lu Ru'an almost laughed at his stinginess.

"...I can't." Bai Sheng laughed.

"I'm going to buy an incubator online and incubate it myself." Lu Ruan was too lazy to chat with him, he thought for a while, and said, "Chicken farms can't give it away, the less people know about it, the better."

After all, no one knows what will hatch out of it.

"You're really ready to hatch." Bai Sheng couldn't help muttering softly when he saw Fa Xiao's solemn expression.Although he also wanted to know what kind of creature would be inside the egg, he would never be willing to take the risk of hatching an unknown egg.

"Need to hatch?"

"Ah."

"What if the hatched creatures are dangerous and will endanger society?"

"If it is really harmful, I will dispose of it myself." Lu Ruan looked at Bai Sheng and said firmly.

Now that it's all said and done, Bai Sheng has nothing to say.He knew that he was young and looked delicate and soft on the outside, but in fact he was very hard inside.Once he has decided on something, he will unswervingly carry it out, and even eight horses will not be able to pull it back.

Fortunately, his small brain has always been clear, and he doesn't know how to do messy things, so his acceptance is a little bit stronger than ordinary people.

"If you need help, just come to me. Brother, I will never shirk what I can do." Bai Sheng looked at the big white egg in Lu Ru'an's arms, and said solemnly.If Lu Ruan needed to kill this egg, he would definitely follow without saying a word, holding a knife in his hand.

"Thank you." Lu Ruan thanked him sincerely, his eyes curved into beautiful crescents.Holding the ball, he said with a smile on his face, "Bai Er, do you want to be the godfather of the ball?"

The godfather who makes eggs?Looking at Lu Ruan's bright smile, Bai Sheng thought to himself, it's over, he's completely crazy when he's young.

The author has something to say: Hahaha, Chapter 3 is here~ The soft mood of being a first-time egg father~