Eggs and Live

"Okay, okay." Bai Sheng had a big head, and he had no choice but to force a smile and said dryly to Fa Xiao who was born in a psychiatric department.

"By the way, Anzi, I remember that I have another experiment to do later. If there is nothing else, I'll go first." Said, Bai Sheng smiled brightly at Lu Ruan, pulled his legs back, and was about to retreat. up.

"Wait a minute, you haven't eaten yet, I'll pack two cakes for you to take away, I made them last night."

After finishing speaking, under Bai Sheng's surprised gaze, Lu Ruan went straight into the kitchen with the egg in his arms, opened the refrigerator door, and brought out the cake that was made yesterday.

He pulled out two pieces, put them in a takeaway box, put them in a paper bag, and handed them to Bai Sheng.

"Here, eat on the way."

"Hey." Bai Sheng, who was obediently waiting at the door, took the bag, opened it and took a look, his expression cracked for a moment, and he forced a smile and said, "Let's go then."

"Go slowly." Lu Ru'an didn't hold back, he shook his balls in his arms, and said with a smile, "Dan Sheng, godfather is leaving, please say goodbye to godfather."

Bai Sheng, who was about to turn around, almost knocked his forehead against the door.

Damn, you have chosen a name in such a short period of time, and even greeted me to say goodbye... Bai Sheng looked at Lu Ruan and his quiet chicken eggs with complicated eyes, his lips twitched, and finally nothing He didn't say anything, he just turned around and stepped out the door frivolously.

Seeing Fa Xiao's stumbling appearance, Lu Ru'an had a strange smile on his lips.It's no wonder that Bai Sheng didn't understand. If he was in Bai Sheng's position, he probably wouldn't be able to understand it, but...

Thinking of the dream last night and the wonderful feeling of holding the egg today, Lu Ru'an pursed his lips. This egg, he is sure to hatch.

"Ah, by the way, there is another question I forgot to ask." Just as Lu Ruan was thinking about it, Bai Sheng suddenly turned his head, leaning on the wall and said with a strange expression, "An egg that can hatch a living thing must be a fertilized egg. "

"You are behind my back, who did you get fertilized with?"

"Or... dude, you're finally reproducing yourself?"

This wax gourd is going to leave and don't forget to lose him.

Lu Ruan laughed angrily. He held the egg with one hand, and slammed the door with the other hand, cursing: "I still have mitosis, get out of here with the cake!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the door with a "bang", mercilessly shutting Bai Sheng's face that was grinning in anger behind the door.

"I'll bring you a baby bottle next time." Bai Sheng yelled at the closed door, carried the cake, and left with a big smile.

Hearing the footsteps outside the door, Lu Ru'an felt a little uncomfortable.

Dude, I really want someone to breed me, but it's hopeless.Really, there is no hope at all.After being sentimental for a while, Lu Ruan's gaze fell back to the ball in his arms.

"Dan Sheng, your father and I may die alone in the future, don't forget to die for me." Poking the big white egg, Lu Xiaoyoun, who was in his twenties, put away the disappointment on his face, He smiled again and said cheerfully.

Of course, Dandan was as quiet as a chicken, mellow and sleek to himself, and ignored his little father.

"Let's buy an egg incubator online." He found a glass salad bowl and put a large white egg in it. After setting it up, Lu Ruan lay comfortably on the sofa, turned on his phone, and was about to browse the shopping website.

When he calmed down to fiddle with his phone, he found that he had received three text messages last night.Two are from his parents, whom he has not seen for many years, and one is from an unfamiliar number.

I sent back a text message with titles to express my gratitude to my parents, and finally landed on the text message "Are you going back to China this year?" Lu Ruan stared at the last one and fell into deep thought.

Who is the owner of this strange number?Lu Ruan began to think about whether he had filled in any customer information when he went shopping in a mall or handled business in a bank recently.

But it doesn't look like it. If it is a shopping mall or a bank, it will bring brand information.

Classmates...not like.

After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't come up with a reason, so Lu Ruan simply ignored it.After he replied "thank you" to the other party, he ignored the text message and browsed the shopping website safely.

Brushing and brushing, Lu Ruan's eyes lit up: "Ostrich incubator?"

"Automatic intelligent control, stylish and multi-functional?"

He glanced at the coffee table, obediently standing in the glass bowl, behind the big balls fluttering in the wind, excitedly added the machine to the shopping cart, and then quickly clicked to pay.

"Hey." Looking at the page where the payment was successful, Lu Ruan smirked a few times.After two days, when the goods arrive, he can start hatching the eggs.

The incubator also sent a lot of things needed to raise the cubs, such as feeders and water feeders.However, Lu Ru'an ignored these, he swiped his finger and clicked into another page.

That's a page dedicated to mother and baby products.

"This one is suitable for Dansheng, um, this one is also suitable." Lu Ruan held the phone in his hand, browsing and adding items to the shopping cart.When he clicked to buy, he realized that he had bought a lot of things.

A crib, a baby tub, a pile of stuffed animals, and a baby gym that blooms like a flower with a singing bear hanging from it.

"Let's buy more after the eggs hatch." Lu Ruan, who had bought a lot of things, couldn't stop. He planned to buy another pile after the big white eggs hatched.After all, he raised Dansheng as his son, not as a pet.

However, he was doomed to miss this chance.

Two days later, the incubator was delivered to the door.According to the instructions, Lu Ruan joyfully carried the big white egg into the incubator. After setting the program, he decisively pressed the start button.

"Ding", looking at the incubator that started to work automatically, Lu Ruan stared at the LCD screen, feeling a little excited.After another 20 days, he will be able to see his eggs being born.

It seems that the heartbeat is a little fast.Touching his chest, feeling his heart beating rapidly, Lu Ruan got up and went back to his room to take out his computer.He sat cross-legged on the sofa, put the computer on his lap, and was about to watch a movie to relieve his excitement.

However, Lu Ruan opened the playback page and watched it for less than an hour when the incubator suddenly remembered the sound of a sharp siren.

"Beep, beep, beep!" What's the matter? !Shocked, Lu Ruan quickly dropped the computer and rushed to the incubator.He guessed anxiously that there might be something wrong with his balls.

The moment the door was opened, Lu Ruan's expression cracked.

The big white egg he was lying in the incubator had a black seam cracked in the shell, running through it, like the Great Rift Valley in East Africa, and it looked particularly horrible.

"My egg!" Lu Ru'an's loving father's heart, which was just a father of eggs, suddenly shattered into dumpling stuffing.He tore off the wire, and frantically lifted the egg out.

Looking at the cracks on the eggshell, Lu Ru'an's heart ached.He knew that his egg was dead.

"Unscrupulous merchants, damn incubators!"

"My egg is born!"

Just as Lu Ruan was so distressed that he could hardly breathe, and was about to call Bai Sheng and cry to him about his godson's death, the eggshell suddenly made a crisp sound of "click, click, click".

Lu Ruan was attracted by the sound, and his eyes fell on the crack.

There seems to be something black in it?Could it be... There was a trace of anticipation in Lu Ruan's painful eyes.His egg came so unusually, maybe it has already hatched?

While Lu Ruan was thinking about it, the spider web-like cracks on the eggshell began to spread.All of a sudden, the white eggshells shattered and fell like snowflakes in front of Lu Ruan, completely revealing what was hidden inside the eggshells.

It was a black object like a remote control.

Lu Ruan was holding the black remote control in his hand, with a dazed expression on his face.His egg son, turned into a remote control? !

What the hell is this!

Looking at the remote control in his hand, and then at the ostrich incubator standing quietly, Lu Xiaoqing opened and closed his mouth.Finally, on a breezy evening, he once again uttered an earth-shattering and tragic cry:

"Mom!"

The author has something to say: When eating in the morning, I suddenly found that the name of the article and the mantou fit very well... So the author, with a strange mood, changed the name of the article with the mantou in his mouth_(:зゝ∠)_So I saw Friends who have changed their names, don’t be too surprised hahaha~