[Entertainment] Tangmen Raiders Guide

#唐无尸出板#'s hot search has been popular on Weibo for more than three weeks, and finally slowly settled down.In the next two months, Tang Wuyong almost gained a sense of presence in the public eye.

Whether it's coming out publicly, or the popularity of the follow-up "Spiritual Detective", as long as you open Weibo or Moments, you can easily see his impeccable face with just a swipe.

Some people miss his face, some people miss his acting skills by leaps and bounds, and some people miss his...

Um? ? ?its not right!It seems that this guy hasn't appeared in the public eye for a long time!

Is it you, Tang Wuyong, who is drifting away or our auntie group can't hold a knife anymore? !

Looking through the last Weibo post, the time of sending it was still in September.

What the hell, do you still remember that there are 6000 million aunts and wives who rely on your beauty every day to survive!

Sichuan Province, a certain national base.

A group of teenagers and girls in snow-white exercise uniforms are squatting hard in the surrounding of green mountains and green waters.

The temperature in the morning was still a little cool, but almost everyone had thin beads of sweat on their foreheads.

No one dared to move.

Because anyone who dared to move was dragged out by the coach, tied up and hung on a tree, especially the boys, all naked, with only a pair of underpants to hide their shame.

God knows how he managed to be so handsome on the outside and so cruel and perverted on the inside. All the people who were deceived by the coach's appearance at the beginning are now cold.

The ferocious coach Tang Wuyong had no idea that he had become synonymous with Satan, so he took a fresh and tender bamboo to tease the wild giant panda lying on the ground in a leisurely manner.

Humming and chirping, the giant panda rolled to Tang Wuyong's feet, hugged Tang Wuyong's legs with two furry paws and acted like a baby.

Why can we play horses here, but he can play pandas there!

Could it be that good-looking people can do whatever they want in front of animals? !

The young boy's mentality immediately collapsed, and he swayed slightly when he couldn't stabilize his figure, and suddenly thought that something was wrong.

Sure enough, in the next second, a stone was thrown from the front left and fell to the ground.

Tang Wuyong didn't turn his head back, he concentrated on grooming the giant panda: "Zhang Chao, I won't tie you up, I consciously choose a tree to hang it on."

Zhang Chao's face was reddish, and he secretly prayed in his heart that Tang Wuyong still retained the last trace of his conscience, he hesitated and said, "Coach, can I not take off my trousers?"

Although Tang Wuyong often does not do personnel affairs, he still feels quite reasonable, much better than those coaches who want to ask students why.

So he nodded understandingly: "Yes, as long as you can beat me."

Zhang Chao: "..."

Pooh!I can go to you!If I could beat you, you would be the one who would be carried up the tree by me today!

You shouldn't have hoped for this humanoid weapon!

Zhang Chao dawdled and refused to take it off, Tang Wuyong chopped down a piece of bamboo with his bare hands expressionlessly.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

The little friends who were squatting on the horse staggered from laughter one by one, and all breathed out after holding in for a long time.

Who would have thought that for a 17-year-old boy, his underwear turned out to be a pink heart with a circle of white lace!

Zhang Chao stood with a face full of humiliation, and argued: "My mother accidentally stuffed it wrong! It has been raining recently and I really don't have any other underwear!"

"Hahaha! Brother Chao, who is not a little public opinion, don't worry, we will never discriminate against you!"

Oh shit!It is agreed to advance and retreat together, you dog X will know haha!What the hell is plastic brotherhood!

I don't know if it's too late to pick up the belt and hang myself...

Behind him, Tang Wuyong's face was as dark as a pot: "Everyone is full of energy, so let me run around the mountain! Let's see who dares to stop before I say stop!"

The name of the human-shaped murder weapon is not a bragging rights. The young boys suddenly remembered the fear of being frivolous and frivolous when they came to the door to provoke, but they were subdued in the end. Went to run around the mountain.

To send away the bad students, Tang Wuyong was about to exchange feelings with the giant panda again, when he saw his little yellow chicken standing on the steps not far away, beckoning to him, and said loudly: "Wuyong, let's have breakfast !"

Tang Wuyong fed the last bamboo to the panda and said, "Here we come."

Not seeing the group of energetic young girls, Ye Xiao was a little puzzled: "Where are the students?"

Tang Wuyong took Ye Xiao's hand and walked back, casually said: "Leave them alone, they volunteered to practice more."

Um? ? ?What the hell is voluntary? !

The students who haven't run far can't believe their ears!

Although they knew that the new coach was sloppy, they never expected that he could be so stupid!The lower limit is being refreshed almost every day!

Zhang Chao subconsciously tightened his belt, feeling sorry for him: "The world of adults is really too dark..."

"As long as we can't think of it, there is no humanoid weapon that can't do it! This one-handed operation is so fucking annoying!"

"Thinking about it, Coach Wang was pretty good before. He's good at martial arts, and he's a bun. He just smiled and didn't get angry when he was teased by us."

"Don't talk about it, I want to cry when you say it. When you said that Coach Wang was there, when did we run around hungry? But now, even if the humanoid weapon is not there, you say you dare not run?"

"Thousands of blood letters begging Coach Wang to come back!!!"

And Coach Wang, who the students wanted to save them from, was happily drinking porridge with preserved egg and lean meat in the cafeteria of the base, and there was also the duck egg the size of a baby's fist, poking it down with a chopstick and sizzling butter.

Coach Wang is so happy, since he got rid of those little devils, no one stuffs bugs in his clothes anymore, life really doesn't need sunlight!

Seeing that only Tang Wuyong and Ye Xiao came in, Coach Wang gloated and said, "Are you still running laps?"

Tang Wuyong nodded: "Energetic, run around more to kill time."

Coach Wang snorted hot porridge, satisfied with his current life: "Fortunately, Wuyong, you came to take over my shift, otherwise I might really have to retire early."

After "Psychic Detective" hit the box office, Tang Wuyong's net worth rose by another level.Zhao Wenliang is gearing up every day, and is dazzled by the many brands. He wants to take advantage of the popularity and add a high-end endorsement. On the one hand, he can consolidate his popularity and on the other hand, he can earn some pocket money.

Originally, Zhao Wenliang had chosen everything, and Tang Wuyong also agreed, but he was called by Mr. Li to go to Sichuan Province to take care of the children.Yes, take care of the children, at least Tang Wuyong thinks so.

Zhao Wenliang was so angry that there was an extra crow's feet in the corner of his eyes, and he applied three firming masks that night.

Mr. Li made a speech on the phone, the main idea of ​​which was to show his style and level in the upcoming World Martial Arts Competition. The future of these martial arts circles needs to be sharpened. It is best to grow those eyes on the top of the head The arrogance in the world is worn away.Wuyong, you are cruel and merciless, I take this matter for granted!

Because Coach Wang is relatively mild-tempered, these little bastards are very naughty.Seeing more and more gray hairs on Coach Wang's head, and his face becoming more and more haggard, Mr. Li had no choice but to use Tang Wuyong, a big killer, to pull him out more than a month in advance.

Of course, the effect is also very gratifying.Coach Wang's headache stopped, and he looked younger by several years.And that group of little devils, since they met the real big devil, let alone being mischievous, they even think the sun is green now!

Ye Xiao slurred his fans and said inarticulately, "Why haven't the students come back yet, you still have to eat breakfast."

Tang Wuyong paused with Xiao Nian's chopsticks in his hands, and suddenly remembered the harsh words he had just said.

Let's see who dares to stop before I say stop.

Tsk, trouble.

Without changing his face, Tang Wuyong gave himself another chopstick and Lao Ganma went in, saying, "I'll call them back."

"Ding Ding Dong——" the phone rang unexpectedly at this time, Tang Wuyong glanced at the person who came, Brother Zhao.

Seeing this, Ye Xiao put down his chopsticks and said, "Perhaps Brother Zhao has something urgent. If there is no signal outside, you can pick it up here first. I'll call someone."

Tang Wuyong nodded and pressed the answer button: "Hello? Brother Zhao, what happened?"

Zhao Wenliang's angry voice came from the other end of the phone: "It is said that fans follow idols, and your fans are just like you. They want to make big news all day long!"

Tang Wuyong looked confused: "What big news?"

Zhao Wenliang said: "Don't you have internet access yet?! Hurry up and go to Weibo to appease the fans!"

Weibo?Thinking of how he was overwhelming himself when he opened Weibo before, no matter how thick-skinned Tang Wuyong was, he was too embarrassed to lick his screen. To be honest, he hasn't poked open the little red eye logo for a long time.

As soon as he entered Weibo, the mobile phone was blocked by the swarming Aite.Tang Wuyong took a closer look and found that there were Qin Weixi, Yao Ruoxi, director Li Linxu, He Zhao and others inside.

@秦微希: Brother, did you go to the deep mountains and old forests?I don't even answer the phone! @唐无尸PS. Attach a screenshot to prove that I called Wuyong. [picture]

@谭瑞曦: Brother Wuyong, remember to post a selfie when you have time! @唐无尸PS. Attach a screenshot to prove that I called Brother Wuyong. [picture]

@李林徐: No need, let's have a drink together when we have time. @唐无尸PS. Attached a screenshot to prove that I called Tang Wuyong, a little bastard. [picture]

Tang Wuyong: "..."

In the deep mountains and old forests, only the base has a signal, and the mobile phone is not often carried. The phone is really picked up at will.

Then look at the hot search on Weibo: #唐无yong抱妈妇孝子#

Heh, you fans will still play.