[Entertainment] Tangmen Raiders Guide

@唐无yong: Don't make trouble, I'm going to make a big deal recently! [image][image][image]

In the picture, Tang Wuyong managed to hold the unimaginable selfie angle and blurred picture quality with his flourishing beauty, and the Weibo comments were quickly occupied by the aunts and wives who came to hear the news.

[I burst into tears in a 360-degree turn! ! ! 】

[Those who set Tang Wuyong as special attention please raise your hand! ! ! 】

[Who is the big deal? !Xiaoxiao's nickname? (ˉ▽￣～)】

【Um? ? ?Is it too late for me to change my Weibo name to Big Event? ! ! 】

【That's too late!Look at my ID! 】

[They all graduated from the nine-year compulsory education, did you secretly go to repeat it? ! 】

[Could it be that you really took Ye Xiao to go abroad to get the certificate? 】

[As a celebrity, let's show ballballyou a little bit in the public eye! o(╥﹏╥)o]

Tang Wuyong read through the most popular comments, and then forwarded one of them:

@唐无yong: See you on December 12th. [Mommada]//Yongyong is Tingting's little luck: As a star, ballballyou should appear in the public eye for a while! o(╥﹏╥)o

Tang Wuyong did not continue to pay attention to how big waves this concise and concise Weibo caused on the Internet. Although there are different opinions and speculations, most people think that December 12 is the same as the Hollywood movie "Fuse" that he participated in before. Related, after all counting the days, the finished film is almost ready to be released.

Until, that day, they saw Tang Wuyong in red, yellow and white sportswear on the bench of the World Martial Arts Competition broadcast live on national television.

Um? ? ?Am I dazzled? !

Almost everyone who was watching the live broadcast subconsciously rubbed their eyes.

The camera sweeps over again.

Oh My God!It's really Tang Wuyong!He is so good-looking too!

You know, the lens of the national TV station is known as the "magic mirror". Just looking at it like this, Tang Wuyong looks like a beauty camera, with its own soft light effect.

Just show me this face!Labor and management are chasing this game!

Since the World Martial Arts Competition has become more and more formalized, the previous method of meeting directly is completely unworkable. Tang Wuyong had no choice but to sit obediently and listen to the long series of speeches given by Mr. Li on the stage.

With this ability to speak, I would have beaten a group of foreign devils across the street back to my hometown.

Tang Wuyong deliberately looked for his cutie in the auditorium of the venue, but there was always a video camera following him all the time.

The director's excited instructions came through the camera brother's earphones: "This is our ratings guarantee! You must shoot him well!"

Tang Wuyong frowned slightly, staring at the camera boy with a little displeasure.

What kind of experience is it like to be targeted by a big boss with caring eyes for the mentally retarded?

The cameraman said sincerely: I want to kneel down and sing Conquer.

The martial arts competition is divided into an adult group and a minor group, and the minor group will compete first.Opponents are randomly selected by computer draw, one point is awarded for a win, and no points are deducted for a loss.In short, beat all opponents to the ground and you win.

Zhang Chao exercised his muscles and bones, and suddenly asked their beloved coach Tang to give him some encouragement: "Coach, I'm going to play soon, don't you want to say something?"

Tang Wuyong thought for a while, then smiled: "If you lose, you will know how soft-hearted I was to you before."

Um?This line is not right!

Why is it that other people's coaches just cheer up and encourage you to relax and pour all kinds of chicken soup. To you, this is tiger stool chili oil? !

Tang Wuyong had a kind face: "Not just Zhang Chao, but all of you, do you understand?"

"I understand!"

The stature is tough and straight, the answer is sonorous and powerful, and the face is full and high-spirited.Mr. Li nodded frequently: "I have a son in Huaxia, and the future can be expected."

Sure enough, the youngsters who entered the arena were like fierce tigers descending the mountain. Although they were still young, their teeth were already sharp enough.Having experienced Tang Wuyong's double destruction of intelligence and force, they have already deeply understood what it means to despise the enemy strategically and value the enemy tactically.

The person fighting with Zhang Chao was an American little golden retriever who spoke Chinese in a mess, and within half an hour he had already been bullied by Zhang Chao four or five times.

The little golden retriever was so angry that a series of English came out. Zhang Chao, a well-developed student, frowned and listened for a long time, but only understood a few swear words such as Fake and Shet.

I'm so crazy!Do you foreigners know what it means to do as the Romans do?Is it so difficult to straighten your tongue and speak? !

Zhang Chao was also in a hurry, and shouted: "pardon?"

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Whether it was the live audience or the audience watching the live broadcast, they were all laughing up and down.

The corner of Mr. Li's mouth twitched slightly as he was watching the battle: "In the future, we must keep up with our cultural achievements."

It's okay to lose face normally, but this is a global live broadcast, and the embarrassment is thrown to the whole world.

The little golden retriever was about to be vomited blood by Zhang Chao's anger, and said word by word: "Mud, like, pick, shake, nest, are you!"

Zhang Chao's face was covered in circles: "pa——"

"Fuck!" The little golden retriever didn't wait for Zhang Chao to finish "pardon", and directly swooped, his legs cut Zhang Chao's neck tightly, and hung on Zhang Chao's body.

Zhang Chao's face turned red, he moved his dantian and shouted: "Monkey! Son! Pick! Peach!"

The palm of the hand jerked forward, and then the five fingers quickly closed together and grasped tightly. The tragedy happened suddenly at this moment!

"Aww!" The little golden retriever wailed in pain, the strength in his legs suddenly loosened, and he slowly slid down from Zhang Chao's body, clutching his lower body and being speechless.

Audiences:"……"

In the silence, Tang Wuyong laughed very unkindly.

The little golden retriever was in so much pain that he couldn't stand up, and he was helped down by the medical staff of the same company. The American coach protested righteously, saying that this was an inhumane behavior by Huaxia, and strongly demanded that this game should not be counted in the final result. Mr. Li smiled and said Refused.

Anyway, the rules of the competition didn't stipulate that you can't pick peaches. I picked them upright. It has nothing to do with our contestants that you can't hide from your lack of skills.

Thanks to Zhang Chao's blessings, the Huaxia team ushered in a good start, but since then it has also gained an alias, the Explosive Egg Team.

Zhang Chao had been taught by the big devil for a month, and he had already become cruel and cruel. He washed his hands with mineral water very calmly, and pulled a passing cameraman to give his victory speech.

"Thanks to my motherland for giving me a platform to show my abilities. Even if my academic performance is not good, I still have the opportunity to serve the motherland; I am grateful to my parents for giving birth to me and raising me for 16 years. With this happy day, I want to I confess to you that I deliberately lost this year's summer homework; I also want to thank my coach, if he didn't practice us diligently every day, exercising our vigilance anytime, anywhere, I might have to lie down... "

The camera guy was grabbed by his sleeve and couldn't walk, his whole body collapsed.

Little brother, if you are so straightforward, it is difficult for us to mold you into a young talent!

Now people all over the world know that you deliberately threw away your summer homework and lied that the teacher didn't send it!

Fortunately, the handsome and kind-hearted coach Tang came to rescue the struggling cameraman.

Tang Wuyong grabbed the shy Zhang Chao away, and reminded: "Zhang Chao, don't drift, the game is not over yet."

In the next match, the Huaxia team was invincible all the way.I don't know if Zhang Chao left too much shadow on them, because even if Huaxia players attack their legs, as long as they see that the offensive has a downward trend, the opponent's first reaction is to protect themselves. parts.

There has never been a class of players who played cards out of common sense like this one, and there has never been a game full of laughter like this one, like a special show for sketches.

Soon, all the underage groups in the morning were finished, and Huaxia was far ahead of other countries with a high score of only one loss. This was an unprecedented glory in more than ten years.

Tang Wuyong was very calm, and took a group of children back for dinner.

Ye Xiao, who hadn't seen anyone in the morning, was already waiting for him in the hotel restaurant: "Wuyong, this way!"

Tang Wuyong's expression softened immediately, and he walked over in three steps at a time: "Why are you here? I didn't find you in the auditorium this morning."

Ye Xiao obediently served Tang Wuyong a bowl of soup: "There is no match from you in the morning, so I can watch the live broadcast on TV at home."

Tang Wuyong saw through Ye Xiao's little excuse in a second: "It's clearly someone who can't get up in the morning."

Ye Xiao quickly blocked Tang Wuyong's mouth with soup: "Drink the soup, drink the soup, the lotus root ribs soup here is quite good."

I go!Even if you have a partner, you can still feed them sweetly in broad daylight!

Have you considered that there are still a group of minors who can't fall in love standing next to them!

Zhang Chao, as a vigorous young man, expressed that he could not accept such humiliation.He rubbed his hands together, winked and said, "Coach, this soup is delicious~~~"

Tang Wuyong paused while drinking the soup, and a peanut popped onto Zhang Chao's forehead quickly.

"Ow!"

Zhang Chao took out his mobile phone in horror, turned on the selfie mode and looked in the mirror.

Well, apart from the red marks and oil stains on his forehead, he's still pretty handsome.

Tang Wuyong gave Ye Xiao tender beef tenderloin with chopsticks, interrupting the young boy's narcissism: "Sit down and eat, if you don't eat, just go run around for me."

Ye Xiao looked at the group of teenagers who started to scramble for food after sitting down, and silently accelerated the speed of eating.

Perhaps eating a lot is the secret to their rapid growth?