when we are no longer young

Chapter 34: House Rules

"Cancan, I want some candy~"

"I can't eat any more sugar, I have to eat later."

"No, I want candy~"

Park Chanyeol sat on the sofa, Baekhyun sat on the wooden floor under the sofa, leaning his head into Park Chanyeol's arms.

While Park Chanyeol lowered his head to pick up something, he grabbed Park Chanyeol's neck, raised his head and kissed him, the tip of his tongue touched the strawberry-flavored candy in the other's mouth, and after turning around in his mouth, he left contentedly.

"Well, it tastes good." Bian Boxian gave a very pertinent evaluation.

"It tastes good? Are you referring to me or sugar?" Park Chanyeol's deep and magnetic voice implied infinite allure.

"It's all," Bian Boxian slyly smiled, "but it seems inappropriate for you to be here,"

He raised his eyes and looked at Wu Shixun who was playing games next to him, "It's not suitable for children."

Oh, it's dead again.Wu Shixun looked at the game screen unrequitedly, with black lines on his face, "...".

Brothers, what you say and do now is also inappropriate for children.

I still remember that day Park Chanyeol and Baekhyun held hands and said they wanted to announce something to everyone, and then they kissed in public, "We have decided to be together."

Oh, if Brother Luhan was here, his jaw would definitely drop.

But everyone was astonished. After recovering from the critical attack, they still planned to support their teammates.

They are all born in the 90s. They are not old-fashioned people, and they have no aversion to sympathy, but they never thought that such a living example would appear around them.

However, they are all their best teammates, friends, and family members. On this difficult and dangerous road, if their family members do not support them, how hard it would be for them.

But the support is the support. Suddenly, there is an extra couple in the dormitory. They are still in love with the couple who spread dog food all day long. They are still a little stressed.

"Eat...", "Ahem, it's time to eat."

The booming voice dips down to the bass, well, the vocalist has a wide range.

Du Jingxiu originally wanted to call the two of them for dinner, but he seemed to have seen something he shouldn't have seen.

Baekhyun changed his posture to sit sideways on Park Chanyeol's lap, hooking his neck with one hand, and reaching into his T-shirt with the other to caress his lean and shapely waist.

Park Chanyeol put his arms around Baekhyun, he didn't know what he was doing with his hands on Baekhyun's chest, the angle of view was wrong, he couldn't see clearly.

But judging from Baekhyun's expression of enjoyment that can make people's nose bleed, and his obviously lustful eyes,...he doesn't want to guess.

The hands are moving, and the mouths of the two are not idle, they are kissing like no one else.Or tongue kiss.

The two left each other's lips reluctantly, a wisp of body fluid produced by the intense "activity" hung on the corner of Baekhyun's mouth, Park Chanyeol looked at it, and licked it off with his tongue.

"Hey! You guys...then go back to your room if you want to play a 19-ban movie. This is a public place. Don't affect everyone's appetite."

Under the pressure of the crowd's eyes, Jin Junmian finally opened his mouth to break the embarrassment, reminding the couple who are "passionately in love".

"Well, Captain, we know!" Bian Boxian nodded his promise, showing his sincere attitude of admitting his mistakes and his firm determination to make corrections.

"Admit your mistakes humbly, and resolutely don't change the shape!" Jin Junmian feigned anger.

"But I have a good appetite~"

Baekhyun looked at Park Chanyeol with watery eyes, the lust in his eyes just now has not faded away, and he has painted eyeliner today...

Park Chanyeol felt a tightness somewhere, and his throat was suddenly dry. He grabbed the water glass on the coffee table and poured cold water to calm down a little.

"Bai Bai, eat first."

Park Chanyeol hugged Baekhyun off his legs, put him on the sofa beside him, stood up and smoothed out his crumpled clothes, and buttoned his shirt to the position of the style buttons.Take a deep breath and let it out again.

Neat clothes, natural expression, as if nothing happened just now.

Yes, a beast in clothes, no doubt about it.

Bian Baekhyun leaned on the sofa and looked at him seductively with watery eyes, "Well, Liu Xiahui is not messed up while sitting still.Park Chanyeol, Jackie Chan loves you. '

Finally got together and started to eat, but the two people still didn't stop.

Everyone's chairs are about an arm's length apart, and these two guys are almost stuck together.

You feed me a mouthful and I feed you a mouthful. Byun Baekhyun picked up a long piece of fried rice cake and turned towards Park Chanyeol. After Park Chanyeol looked at it, he bit the other end.

The two of them used a piece of fried rice cakes to play a game of 'mouth to mouth eating biscuits'.

Moreover, when people eat biscuits, there will be a small piece left over, and the two of them ate it directly into each other's mouths, and they were close to kissing.

But fortunately, with the soft fried rice cake kiss in their mouths, they were not disgusted to that extent.The watching crowd breathed a sigh of relief.If they really kiss while eating, the meal probably won't last.

The red sweet and spicy sauce stuck to their mouths, Baekhyun moved his tongue, resisting the desire to lick the sauce off each other's lips.

After a meal was finally finished, everyone felt that it was as difficult as finishing a battle.Finally freed!

The old rules, rock-paper-scissors, the loser cleans up the cutlery and table.

Baekhyun lost, Park Chanyeol naturally rolled up his sleeves to help.

Kim Min-seok beckoned, made a gesture, and pointed to Kim Jun-myeon's room, and everyone understood.

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In Kim Junmyeon's room:

"We can't let them go on like this, otherwise we will choke to death sooner or later." Kim Min-seok spoke first.

"Sooner or later, my game level will drop to elementary!" Wu Shixun added.

"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't support these two people, and they don't seem to need the support of others." Jin Zhong said.

"I think we need a house rule." Jin Junmian put forward an extremely constructive opinion.

"Yes, for example, you can't perform 19 banned small movies in public."

"No inappropriate behavior at the dinner table."

"Can't kiss while I'm playing games!"

"And never order fried rice cakes again! Especially the long ones, I have shades of them!"

"Well, the first two are necessary, and the last two are to be discussed. But a perfect house rule should indeed emerge."

Jin Junmian nodded.

"In fact, we also have many default house rules."

"That's right, for example, all choices follow the results of rock-paper-scissors, and no disobedience or repentance is allowed. This is more fair."

"Whoever says it's fair, I keep losing!"

"...That's because you only know how to make cloth, and we have all figured out your rules."

"..."

In this way, with everyone's chatter and Du Jingxiu's miraculous arrangement, the new EXO dormitory rules 1.0 were finally born.

Summoning Canbaek, who had finished their work, to the main army, Kim Junmyeon began to read.

"Ahem, I announce! EXO Dormitory No. 20 The meeting of the three major events starts now!

Next, please..."

"Rule [-] of the house rules, chattering and formalization is prohibited when the captain is in a meeting." Kim Min-seok reminded in good faith.

"Oh." Jin Junmian replied in disappointment, "Then I'm going to officially read the dormitory rules, and the dormitory rules are all of us..."

"... Team Mian!" The others looked at Jin Junmian helplessly, "The main point—!"

"...the first one!"

call!Finally started, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this house rule is indeed necessary.

"Rule [-]: It is forbidden to be late for practice. If you are late for more than half an hour, you will be punished. As for the punishment, it depends on everyone's mood."

"Rule 15: In all public places in the dormitory, kissing and any activities above [-] bans are prohibited."

This one is for two people.

"The bathroom is also a public place." Kim Min-seok added.

"Third, when eating, there must be more than an arm's distance between each person. We have no shortage of tables and chairs."

This is also used to guard against two people.

"Article Four..."

"The fifth……"

Up to the seventh article, they are all set up for a certain couple.

Everyone who attended the meeting expressed their satisfaction and joy.

"Article [-]: Kim Junmyeon must always tidy up his room. Members will check regularly."

"……?"What?Why?

"This one was suggested by Shixun, brother, can you clean up the grape skins under your bed first?"

"...Ahem, okay, I... will execute it."

"Rule [-]: Kim Jong-in must remove contact lenses before going to bed."

"...Me? Why?" Jin Zhongren asked.

"Because you sleep on my top bunk, you always throw the removed daily disposable contact lens on my bed, and it will stick to my arm until it's dry, so dry that you can't even pick it off." Park Chanyeol said coldly replied.

"...Oh, sorry, I'll change it."

"Article No. 11, rock-paper-scissors results prohibit repentance, repudiation and coquetry.

Brackets, especially Huang Zitao. "

"Understood, received.

But Mr. Captain, do you have to read out the brackets? The brackets mean that I already know it, so you can omit it. "

"Okay, sorry, I'll pay attention."

"No. 12..."

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After having house rules, the behavior of Canbai and the others was obviously restrained. Jin Junmian also cleaned up the grape skins under his bed. Huang Zitao lost at dinner, but he didn't renege on his debts or act coquettishly. Going to work, Kim Jong-in said that he would clean up before going to bed...

In short, everyone is very satisfied with the new house rules, which not only have the desired effect, but also benefit the public.

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