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10. "I think you have a strange skeleton, why don't you learn how to cook with me!"

Teacher Ye is counting down the time to go home, although the wind outside is hot, his mood is still very beautiful.

After nodding to the students and teachers who greeted him, Ye Miaomiao slipped away early as she was about to go back to the office to pack up.

Although it's not time to get off work, but there is no class for him, and today is Friday, and school will be over soon, Ye Miaomiao skipped work very peacefully, and packed things very quickly.

Just after the class break, Ye Miaomiao was already carrying his bag and walking out of school.

The temperature is still high in the sun outside.Ye Miaomiao specifically chose to walk under the shade of a tree, but after walking for a while, she was still sweating profusely.

He felt uncomfortable with his shirt sticking to his chest, and based on the principle that he would die if he didn't speak flirtatiously, he started harassing 009 who was playing a small single-player game.

Ye Miaomiao said: "Brother Gou, I'm so hot, are you hot?"

009 Xin said that Ye Miaomiao was probably on a roller coaster, and her IQ went up and down so hard to predict, but overall she was mentally retarded.

But even if Ye Miaomiao is mentally retarded, 009 is still willing to talk to him.

The reason 009 gave himself was that, as an excellent artificial intelligence in the new era, he should be civilized, polite and loved by his colleagues.

But in fact, he is bored after playing small games for a long time, why not chat with Ye Miaomiao to see where the lower limit of Guawazi's IQ is.

009 was about to answer, but Ye Miaomiao replied without waiting for him to speak: "Oh, you probably aren't hot, you can't feel anything."

009 also felt that playing small games is actually quite good.

But after much deliberation, it was too cowardly to let Ye Miaomiao attack him like this, so 009 decided to cool Ye Miaomiao down with his cold attitude: "Forget about the heat."

But Ye Miaomiao was unmoved in the slightest, probably 009's dissatisfaction with his girlfriend's acting like a spoiled child did not even affect him as much as the breeze that just blew.

So Ye Miaomiao, like every scumbag in love who doesn't understand the style, directly filtered out 009's self-conceited cold attitude, and started the next topic: "So let's take a taxi back later, the bus will have to wait for a long time .”

With that said, Ye Miaomiao skillfully slid the phone away.

009: ...

So what do you mean by talking to me.

009 simply ignored him, and then really ignored him.

009 felt that he was going to die of anger, but Ye Miaomiao, like every straight man in love who doesn't know how to understand, didn't realize that the other party was in a cold war with him, so he directly filtered out this matter again.

Ye Miaomiao was sitting in the car blowing on the air conditioner and playing with her mobile phone. 009 felt that if he had a body, he would cry...

No, it's better to beat Ye Miaomiao up first.

Ye Miaomiao returned home to take a shower, cook and pack his clothes. After tossing for a long time, he always felt that something was missing. Counting them one by one, still can't remember, Ye Miaomiao comforted herself based on the principle that nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to give up: If you can't remember, then you don't want to, go chat with Brother Gou.

oh!correct!Dog brother!

In the blink of an eye, Ye Miaomiao suddenly realized something was wrong - it turned out that 009 hadn't said a word to him in such a long time since returning home by car.

Ye Miaomiao felt that with 009's talkativeness, it was inexplicable that he hadn't spoken to him for such a long time, probably...

In the next second, 009 heard Ye Miaomiao's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, "Brother Dog! Do you have a virus! Do you need me to manually kill the virus for you!"

009 originally had a premonition during Ye Miaomiao's thoughtful search, wondering if this melon boy finally discovered his icy attitude, but the truth turned out to be as he expected, but he was not happy at all.

What poison to kill? What poison to kill?Can't you look forward to something better?

And even antivirus...

009 laughed angrily: "Are you so happy to kill the virus for me?"

Ye Miaomiao denied for a second: "No, no, how is it possible, it's like mourning a concubine like mourning a concubine."

009 said: "I can fuck you, I don't have a son like you."

Ye Miaomiao said: "It doesn't matter, I can also be your father reluctantly."

009 said: "Your father."

Ye Miaomiao said: "Your father!"

009 said: "It's not just loud."

Ye Miaomiao said: "If you can't say it, I'll just say it. The reason is not the height, but the weight."

009 said: "Yes, yes, you are right about everything you say, a fat man who weighs eight hundred pounds."

Ye Miaomiao pinched the soft flesh around her waist, originally wanting to correct 009's exaggerated style, but anticipating that 009 might make a big fuss about the weight issue, Ye Miaomiao felt a toothache, thinking that my lord There are a lot of them, let's just let this poor little system go—because he seems to have just been infected with a virus and hasn't spoken for a long time.

The aroma of porridge in the small kitchen came over, and Ye Miaomiao looked at it, and the porridge in the rice cooker had been tumbling for an unknown amount of time.Ye Miaomiao found a reason to temporarily truce with 009, and said with a very generous look, "No, no, you are right, you are the cutest little system."

009 was waiting for Ye Miaomiao to come back, but it turned out that Ye Miaomiao ran to stir the bottom of the pot as if his heart and soul had been taken away by the little porridge.

It's okay to stir the bottom of the pot, but he even paid a very perfunctory flattery.

Although 009 was very dissatisfied with his attitude, he still agreed with what he said.

They are the cutest little systems in the world!

009 found a very appropriate emoticon for himself, showing a shy emoticon holding a skirt and circling, and sent it, but Ye Miaomiao was cutting shiitake mushrooms, and for some reason there was no response.

009 felt very lonely.

Although he felt that frequent talking to a bastard like Ye Miaomiao might lower his IQ, but he is a smart little system after all, and his IQ is actually very good. Compared with the risk of lowering IQ, 009 is more afraid The loneliness of no one to talk to.

As the leader, Ye Miaomiao is actually much more autonomous than 009. At least Ye Miaomiao can still check her phone when she is bored, and even chat with non-main plot characters about unimportant daily routines (but this may cause people collapse), 009 was miserable, he was not well prepared when he came in, he only played a few stand-alone mini-games, and he basically cleared the level by now, if Ye Miaomiao ignores him, he really has nothing to do .

009 sighed silently, inexplicably feeling like a little daughter-in-law in the old society waiting for her husband to come home.While he wanted to chat with Ye Miaomiao, he felt that he had to hold it up and be more reserved. Thinking of this, he also felt that he was a young girl being pursued by a man.

So no matter what, Ye Miaomiao is a 24K pure scumbag.

009 even planned to call on his book fans to join him in killing scumbags, but then he thought that he didn't even write a book, and the book fans didn't know if he was born, so he suddenly felt sad, so he had to stop and become a waste system .

Ye Miaomiao was concentrating on cooking his homemade porridge with delicacies from mountains and seas, which was very healthy. He didn't know at all that his system was twisting and turning, and the waves were turbulent.

He took a little bit of porridge with a spoon in a serious manner, took a sip, and then smacked his mouth with a serious expression. Three seconds later, he showed an exaggerated dreamy expression.

Probably within the scope of his own understanding, in gourmet film and television literary works, those passers-by who are conquered by the protagonist's cooking skills will show their expressions.

009 was very embarrassed by Ye Miaomiao's high, tide, and face.

Then I heard Ye Miaomiao's trembling voice: "Oh! God~ I'm going to melt!"

009 felt that he might as well be deaf.

After the performance, Ye Miaomiao began to grandly introduce her favorite work: "The No. [-] entry that catches my eyes is the delicacies of mountains and seas porridge! The delicacies of mountains and seas congee, the delicacies of mountains and seas - yam and shiitake mushrooms, are taken from the largest supermarket chain in the city. Quality Guaranteed. Its seafood - shrimp skin and seaweed are also taken from the largest chain supermarket in the city. The mellow aroma of yam and shiitake mushrooms combined with the fresh fragrance of shrimp skin and seaweed, supplemented by sticky white porridge, brings a delicious porridge with delicious flavors of mountains and seas! The original champion It has been ordered by you, delicacies of mountains and seas porridge! Delicacies of mountains and seas porridge, you deserve it!"

009 felt that he was deaf a little early.

Ye Miaomiao seemed to be possessed by a playwright, and he bragged about his porridge for a long time, and he was very devoted to it even if no one was cheering him on.

An expert comes and goes, very stylish, but he just took a fancy to his talent.

It was a day when the clouds were clear and the sky was high, and the tall man came erratically, and the backlit figure looked extraordinarily tall.Gao Ren said: "I see that your bones are strange, do you want to learn how to cook with me?"

Since then, he has inherited the skills of a chef, abducted the rich and handsome, and reached the pinnacle of his life.

Thinking about it is still very flattering!

Ye Miaomiao thought about being hungry, so she temporarily put the expert aside, stirred the bowl with a spoon, cooled the porridge, and drank the whole small pot of porridge with fermented bean curd. It's over.

009 didn't know what to say, so he had to pretend that he was not only deaf, but also blind.

Ye Miaomiao walked around the room very consciously to digest food after dinner. Just as 009 wanted to praise him, he saw him collapse on the sofa again naturally before finishing the three laps.

009: "Do you know that you will have a small belly like this?"

Ye Miaomiao lay flat like a dead body, and patted her stomach twice with her right hand to prove her innocence: "No, look at my belly is as flat as a mirror."

009 sneered: "You have the ability to stand up straight and say this."

Ye Miaomiao covered her face with her hands: "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!"

009 looks like a wise man who has grasped the truth: "Reality cannot be escaped."

Ye Miaomiao put down her hands and got up and leaned on the sofa cushions to turn on the TV: "This is not reality, brother, this is a virtual world."

009 speechless.

Ye Miaomiao tuned the TV station but couldn't find what she wanted to watch, so she simply threw the remote control aside and just turned on the TV, using the news broadcast as the background sound.

When 009 thought about how to respond to Ye Miaomiao, he saw Ye Miaomiao squatting on the sofa with his legs crossed, feeling very uncomfortable, and suddenly felt very angry, and wanted to drag Ye Miaomiao up from the sofa and swing him twice.

Ye Miaomiao didn't know that his partner was thinking about how to get fat and fat in his mind. He felt uncomfortable in his posture. After adjusting for a long time, he collapsed again, as if his spine had been pumped and turned into a soft body. animal.

009 felt that life was hopeless, and he only hoped that it would end soon, that he could get his own body, and be paralyzed like Ye Miaomiao.

Ye Miaomiao didn't know about 009's urgency, but he was actually a little anxious himself.

Although Ye Miaomiao is doing well in the virtual world, but can paddling at work and serious vacation be the same concept?

However, I was the one who proposed to work hard and perform well before, and now I am the one who wants to end quickly, so I don’t know if I will be beaten back by 009.

Ye Miaomiao weighed in her heart whether the pleasure of vacation could offset the pain of being harassed by 009, while slumping on the sofa with her legs crossed and shaking her feet. The whole person was "mourning" in capital letters. When Ye Miaomiao was seen by the little girls of the male god, how much fainting and disillusionment would it cause.

After shaking her feet, Ye Miaomiao lay down on the sofa and pretended to be dead. All I can say is that the sofa is of good quality and has a lot of space. possible.

After tormenting the sofa for a long time, Ye Miaomiao thought that procrastination would not be a problem, and finally decided to discuss with 009 how to speed up the progress.

After all, the pleasure of vacation is certain, but 009's attack is an uncertain event.

Ye Miaomiao opened her mouth after deliberation: "Brother Dog, let me tell you something."

Brother Gou said weakly: "What?"

Ye Miaomiao said: "I think I have honed my acting skills pretty well during this time. Time is money. Can we speed up the progress?"

009 never expected Ye Miaomiao to be so caring, and guessed his own thoughts. He was so happy and excited that he was stuck for two seconds.

Seeing that 009 did not reply, Ye Miaomiao couldn't help but feel uneasy, thinking how to persuade 009 to agree with reason and evidence. After all, this is an internship for the two of them, and he can't do it arbitrarily.

As a result, when Ye Miaomiao was beating the manuscript, 009 replied: "Okay."

Ye Miaomiao didn't realize it for a long time, and when he confirmed again and again that what 009 expressed was indeed the meaning of agreement, he immediately jumped up from the sofa, and said very eagerly: "Then let's adjust the time now?"

009 said proudly: "No problem, sit still!"

The author has something to say: Although there are still not many people watching, today is still a day of diligent updating!Do you guys not know when I update? I laugh and cry. When I update every day, basically no one has read the update of the previous day... I update around [-]:[-] every night, usually before [-]:[-].

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