Our goal for fast wear is to—

9. To be a teacher, to destroy others

It was midsummer, and although the students were sitting in the air-conditioned room, they still felt hot and dry from the bottom of their hearts.This hotness is mainly due to the endless homework and the upcoming but delayed summer vacation.

People's teacher Ye Song Chengyan Miao Miao said that he is also very hot.

Waking up early in a row is a devastation not only for the students, but also for the teachers.

The students don't want to go to class, does the teacher think about it?Teachers don't want it more than students.

Think about standing on a three-foot podium, and seeing all kinds of beings at a glance, some are listening carefully, some are thinking, and some are dreaming that they don't know they are guests.

Hey, classmate, it's the classmate leaning against the corner, you can just sleep and don't show such an expression of enjoyment, okay?It made the teacher feel sleepy too!

Ye Miaomiao was very depressed and almost couldn't hold back her male god persona. Fortunately, the students had never seen anything in the market. Even Teacher Song rolled his eyes and thought it was because of the dust of the world that fell into his star-like eyes.

The fan filter is staggeringly thick.

There is no big problem for Ye Miaomiao to attend class. For one thing, Teacher Song's lesson preparation book is automatically generated by the system, so Ye Miaomiao can follow Teacher Song's previous teaching mode.Secondly, even if there are occasional violations, the students will not be so big-headed that they feel that they are living in a virtual world, and the teacher has been replaced, and they will only find reasons to make it up.

The students had amazing brains, and they came up with all kinds of reasons, which made Ye Miaomiao amazed.

For example, a common reason: Teacher Song is in a bad mood, or an upgrade reason: Teacher Liao is in a bad mood, or an advanced reason: a female mosquito in the school is infected with an unknown virus, and then infects Teacher Song...

The children have already started to think, if Teacher Song turns into a zombie, should he kill his relatives righteously, or should the domineering president keep the teacher in captivity?

Ye Miaomiao said I thank you all!

As for how Ye Miaomiao is so clear about such little gossip, naturally all the credit should be attributed to 009.

009's authority is almost fully open in the first internship world, after all, it does not involve any user privacy, so in terms of acting skills, there is no way to despise Ye Miaomiao's 009, so he has to settle for the next best thing and express that he, as a member of the virtual world King, disdain to argue with ordinary people about these trivial matters.

Ordinary Ye Miaomiao showed a tolerant smile.

But he can only show this kind of smile in front of 009.

Facing his young and invincible students, Ye Miaomiao said, let me go home and lie down.

Ye Miaomiao's students are obviously not the only teacher.

They have a variety of teachers, serious cultural courses such as mathematics, English, physics and chemistry, and leisure and relaxation courses such as music, art and physical education.The teachers who teach these courses, objectively speaking, are actually good-looking and upright people.

But people are afraid of comparisons, they obviously have a normal appearance of ordinary people, with Song Chengyan's pearls and jade in front of them, they are set off like crooked melons and cracked dates.

When you cry, when you cry.

The students also wanted to cry.

I could have endured the darkness if I hadn't seen the light.

They could have tolerated the mediocre appearance and mediocre temperament of the people standing on the general platform, and the accent of the lectures has not changed, but there is a Qingliu teacher Song who is as bright as the moon in the sky, so the students began to look forward to it. I look forward to the bright moon coming to my window.

The expectation is so sincere, and the reality does not divert it.

Seven classes a day, plus one morning reading and two self-study sessions, cannot be arranged into Chinese every day. The test is the college entrance examination, not the imperial examination, so the students can only cherish the good time spent with Mr. Song.

Then Ye Miaomiao was bathed in the piercing gazes of the students—not to mention whether they listened carefully, at least most of them were looking at the teacher intently.

Except for a very few people such as the one sleeping in the corner, everyone else wanted to have a good look at Mr. Song to wash their eyes.

Ye Miaomiao felt that the young man who was sleepwalking might have great fortune in the future.

After all, when it comes to not being moved by beauty, how many people in this world dare to pat their chests and say that they can do it?

But of course it doesn't rule out that the kid played too much the night before The Return of the King.

Looking at the starry eyes of these children, Ye Miaomiao felt sincere sadness for Song Chengyan.

Look at how good the conditions are. If it were Song Chengyan, who cares about Fan Shengrui, what kind of biscuit is he, it is a serious matter to live a life of your own male god, why bother to hang yourself on a crooked tree on the tree?

Although Fan Shengrui's condition is not bad, but, to understand the spirit, for Song Chengyan, Fan Shengrui is a crooked tree blocking the road to happiness.

Ye Miaomiao hated it very much, biting the corners of her quilt when she slept at night, it can be said that she was very considerate of Song Chengyan.

However, Ye Miaomiao regretted it ten thousand times, Song Chengyan should be catching up and still have to be catching up, he has nothing to do.

Therefore, the pressure Ye Miaomiao endured because of his handsomeness at work, as well as his deep love for Song Chengyan, made him lose weight day by day-according to Ye Miaomiao's daily food intake, if he didn't gain weight, he would be considered thinner .

At this moment, Ye Miaomiao once again felt that she was getting weaker and thinner.

"Today we will talk about the paper of the last quiz. That's right, it's the one I told everyone, you can do whatever you want, and I can look at it casually." Ye Miaomiao maintained a basic smile, but his eyes were Those who are angry are powerless, and they are about to go west.

The students held their cheeks to appreciate the beauty of Teacher Song.

Hey, is the teacher angry?

emmmmm... But it's pretty nice when the teacher is angry.

What did he just say?What casual?It turns out that the casual teacher is still dazzling...

Ye Miaomiao leaned slightly on the podium, propped her left elbow on the table, held the paper in her right hand, and scanned the audience with a serious expression.

I have harvested countless star eyes, and a few sporadic bodies that cannot wake up from big dreams like Mount Tai.

Teacher Ye Song Chengyan and Miao Miao let out a long sigh.

Students: Mommy, the melancholy Teacher Song is also very good-looking!

So the people's teacher, who should have been concentrating on the class, couldn't help being a little distracted and looked at himself again.

009 sneered three times.

Ye Miaomiao returned to the set in an instant, seamlessly connecting with the original bitterness and bitterness: "I said let you do whatever you want, firstly because I believe in your level, and secondly because I think you should understand that I am just being polite. Some... If you listen to me like this, then I have emphasized many times before that every question and every paper should be taken seriously, why didn't I see that you are so obedient?"

The students all bowed their heads in shame and said nothing.

They still looked at the teacher brightly, as if it was the only bright light in the darkness.

Bright lights are stressful.

It's almost exhausted by this group of bad-hearted children.

Ye Miaomiao continued: "Besides, taking ten thousand steps back, you really didn't understand my politeness, and you really did it yourself. I never thought that you could go to this point casually. I look at you I thought I could really just look at the test papers, but the reality frightened me."

Students: Teacher, you look good and you are right!

Ye Miaomiao felt tired.

But a skinny body with a beautiful face and withered bones can have such a big influence on him.

Wake up!Can you see my funny soul!

Although you are so supportive, I am still very happy, hehe.

009 forcefully inserted a wave of indifference emoticons, pulling back Ye Miaomiao who was digressing again.

009 felt a little tired too.

It really hurts to work with such a person.

Ye Miaomiao was found twice by her colleagues that her mind was wandering during working hours, and the time interval before and after the time was less than 5 minutes. To be a normal people's teacher.

The man wears a simple shirt and trousers, but the buttons are meticulously buttoned, and the clothes are ironed evenly. In the hot summer, his forehead is smooth and his hair is not messy. Just standing normally makes people feel good.

He paced the classroom, and the students who were lucky enough to pass by him felt as if a breeze was blowing, refreshing their ears and eyes.

The students who attended the class were more focused, and those who had fallen asleep slept more comfortably.

Ye Miaomiao looked at those little snorers very comfortably, and felt very bitter: Could it be that I still have the half-life talent of Ning Shen?

He complained in his heart, but his face didn't show it at all. He still had that somewhat angry and somewhat funny expression, staring at those students who made weird mistakes in the test one by one with his eyes staring at whoever was pregnant. Blushing and shy, or acting cute and cute.

Teacher Ye is tired again.

After looking around, he returned to the podium, pushed the chalk dust on the podium with a blackboard eraser, spread the paper, and said, "Okay, let's stop gossiping, let's talk about some ancient poems and essays this time first. silently."

Ye Miaomiao looked at the handwriting marked with a red pen on the test paper, and almost laughed out loud again.

"Just looking at your ancient poems and essays, I really think some students in our class are very creative. Let me tell you what to say." Ye Miaomiao was a little bit dumbfounded holding the paper. He scanned the audience and said so One sentence received an untidy but energetic echo.

"It's impossible to lose your soul, the wind blows from the west—" Ye Miaomiao recited a poem seriously.

The students gave me a lot of face: "People are thinner than yellow flowers!"

Ye Miaomiao nodded in satisfaction and said, "I'm glad I didn't hear a different voice. It seems that the classmate who made a mistake has realized his mistake—it's because people are thinner than yellow flowers, not because people are thinner than cucumbers! I can I understand that you think cucumbers are thinner than yellow flowers, but the poet wrote about yellow flowers, not cucumbers. If you remember clearly, when you go home and ask your family to eat cucumbers for half a month, then you will really be thinner than cucumbers .”

After Ye Miaomiao said this cucumber yellow flower tongue twister, the children below roared with laughter.

Rolled the paper in his hand into a tube and tapped lightly on the podium twice, Ye Miaomiao said solemnly: "Shut up! Call people from other classes over later, and I will tell them the story of cucumbers. If you are ashamed, you will lose your hair!"

The result was another burst of laughter.

Ye Miaomiao said helplessly: "The next question is the next question, the first half of the generals and soldiers—"

The people at the bottom laughed so hard that they couldn't breathe, and responded sparsely: "The beauties still sing and dance under the tent..."

There was a child making a joke, the word "dance" was so long, Ye Miaomiao laughed and scolded: "What are you doing? You guys? Are you still driving the train in class?"

The sound of "woo hoo" just stopped.

Ye Miaomiao said: "But do you know? Someone gave me the answer: the general's account is like singing and dancing."

The student below was stunned and didn't think of where the joke was for a moment.

Ye Miaomiao inspired: "Imagine that the front line is fighting, and there is a celebration of singing and dancing in the military tent. The dancing general is... Hey, this general can be said to be very versatile. He not only leads soldiers in battle, but also Will paint and paint to sing and dance for everyone to relax."

Immediately, a picture appeared in everyone's minds: a general with a big white face and red lips, wearing a woman's dress, twirling and jumping in the military tent with his eyes closed...

It can be said to be very eye-catching.

Everyone showed expressions of not being able to bear to look directly at each other, Ye Miaomiao smiled and said, "Is it uncomfortable?"

The boy with a strong desire for expression directly made an expression of death after vomiting.

Ye Miaomiao was very satisfied: "Well, it's okay to be uncomfortable, I can't be blind alone."

This handsome face showed a dark expression, which made many girls who were already fascinated by Mr. Song even more blush and heartbeat, and those who were bolder directly shouted: "Teacher, you are too bad!"

Ye Miaomiao showed a domineering president-style evil and manic smile: "There are even worse ones. The ancient poems are written incorrectly, and the whole poem is copied ten times. That's right, it's the whole poem."

There was silence for two seconds below, and this time I shouted sincerely: "Teacher, you are too bad!"

Ye Miaomiao glanced down at her watch, no matter how noisy the students were, she just put away her things and said, "get out of class is over!"

After finishing speaking, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. After Ye Miaomiao waited for the students to stand up and say goodbye, they left the classroom gracefully.

The author has something to say: The two dictation mistakes mentioned in the ancient poems were made by some classmates in my class when I was in high school. Oh, it has been so many years.Have the cuties made any hilarious ancient poetry dictation mistakes?Can you share it with Sissy?

Today I saw that I actually have a collection, although there are only two and I lost one... But it is worth being happy!

I love you all (*￣3)(ε￣*)