unnatural love

After experiencing a thrilling kidnapping and escape the day before, and being caught again, Gu Xiaoyu was extremely tired, and slept until ten o'clock the next day.

After washing up, Gu Xiaoyu went downstairs to find something to eat. Situ Lin said that there was someone on duty in his kitchen 24 hours a day, and he wanted to eat something.

As a result, as soon as he got downstairs, he saw a punk youth with dyed hair and earrings passing by. When their eyes met, the two of them were stunned.

"Damn, bad luck, why are you here?!" The unscrupulous young man jumped up and said.

"..." I don't want to see you either!It was your brother who personally invited me here!

This person's name is Situ Jun, he is Situ Lin's cousin, and he is...a mentally handicapped man.

It's not that he deliberately black family, this guy is really mentally retarded, and being a rival in love with this kind of person is simply a dark history of Gu Xiaoyu's life.

"You little boy hasn't been killed yet?" Situ Jun said angrily.

Gu Xiaoyu rolled her eyes and turned back upstairs, pretending not to know the retarded person: "Who are you, I don't know."

He wanted to leave, but the other side refused to let him. Situ Jun rushed up the stairs and grabbed his wrist and asked, "Where's Su Yan? Where did Su Yan go? Did she look for you?"

"I don't know, let go, I'm going to call someone!" Gu Xiaoyu shook his hands vigorously twice, but natural people's physical fitness is weak, and their strength is not enough at all.

"You shout, and no one will come to rescue you if your throat is broken!" Situ Jun smiled "evilly", and his fair face suddenly twisted into a ball, highlighting his outstanding mental retardation more and more.

"Snatching civilian men by force? Why are you so proficient? Are you bullying men and women all day under the banner of your cousin?" Gu Xiaoyu yelled at him.

"Bah, you are! It's fine if you seduce Su Yan, but also seduce my cousin, you are shameless!"

Gu Xiaoyu was full of question marks, and asked back: "Do you know what Su Yan's origin is? I seduced her, and she seduced me is almost the same!"

"I know, so what! She must have a hard time, I will always love Su Yan!"

Gu Xiaoyu was desperate, she was really mentally retarded, and slipped away.

"A Lin! Take care of your cousin!" Gu Xiaoyu shouted into the air behind Situ Jun.

As soon as Situ Jun heard his cousin's name, he turned around and stood at attention reflexively. He was more sensitive than the soldiers who heard the officer's slogan. After all, it turned out that the mentally handicapped people couldn't collapse. Rolled down on the ground, lying on the ground so painful that he yelled.

Gu Xiaoyu: After witnessing all this, I feel out of my wits.

Seeing his rival's tears bursting into tears, Gu Xiaoyu turned around and left in embarrassment. He dug in his pocket twice and took out a napkin that had been soaked in the washing machine: "Here, let's make do with it."

The colorful-haired Situ Jun sniffed his nose and said in a low voice, "Don't pretend to be kind!"

Gu Xiaoyu felt that his rival in love was not only mentally retarded, but also a mentally retarded little princess.

The dam of tears probably burst. Situ Jun sat on the ground sniffing his nose and said in a vicious voice: "My brother knows how to protect you. What kind of magic did you cast on him? I asked him to borrow someone to beat you, and it turned out When he saw your photo, someone beat me up, saying that he covered you up!"

ah?And this?

Gu Xiaoyu recalled it with a dazed expression. Not long after he met Situ Jun, Situ Lin, who was one level younger than him, took the initiative to talk to him. Before that, they only met a few times, but this is Why?

"You must know black arts!" Situ Jun tremblingly blamed him.

When Gu Xiaoyu struggled with how to convince a mentally handicapped man that he doesn't know magic arts, Situ Lin's voice came from behind: "What magic arts?"

Situ Jun didn't dare to say anything immediately, seeing his cousin was like a mouse seeing a cat, it can be seen that he was often taught how to be a human being.

Gu Xiaoyu was not afraid of Situ Lin, so he seized the opportunity to sue: "He said I know magic tricks!"

He originally thought that Situ Lin would teach his cousin a lesson in the spirit of materialism, but unexpectedly, this person did not follow the routine.

Situ Lin looked at Gu Xiaoyu, and asked seriously, "You don't know how? You can hit the rear tire the first time you touch a gun. Isn't this a magic trick?"

"...This is a matter of probability." Gu Xiaoyu tried to use science to argue.

"Forty-nine of the fifty multiple-choice questions were correct, and the wrong one was calculated by myself with full confidence. Isn't this a black art?"

"...Miracles always happen." Gu Xiaoyu didn't dare to calculate the probability.

Situ Lin gave the two of them another sideways look: "I was blocked by a few hooligans for a week, but I didn't get beaten even once. Isn't this a sorcery?"

"Brother, dear brother, don't reveal your old story!" Situ Jun screamed.

"What's going on here? What kind of gangsters surround you?" Gu Xiaoyu was terrified by Situ Lin's look just now.

Situ Lin sneered: "My stupid cousin, in order to help his girlfriend get angry, I asked a few gangsters to beat you up. Four or five gangsters followed you for a week, but they didn't succeed, so they made themselves into the police He still has the face to ask me to find someone for him, and he still wants me to lend him a few people to show you some color."

"Isn't this my attempt? Let's not turn over the old score?" Situ Jun was dying.

Situ Lin looked at him coldly: "Hurry up and dye your hair black, change your clothes, uncle doesn't care about you, I'll take care of you, let me see you like this next time, and send you to study in the army."

"Brother! What's wrong with me like this? This is called fashion, understand! You weren't like this before! Remember when we were young, you also had seven or eight pierced ears, and you ran away from home to seek freedom! Why do you change now? Became a boring middle-aged man! Smoking, drinking, burning your head, what about the old you! Are you dead?!"

Situ Lin grabbed his cousin by the collar and threw him to the housekeeper: "Take him home, and next time I see him, he will still have this hairstyle, just dye it black and shave his face!"

The mentally handicapped youth was dragged away in the midst of howling, leaving Gu Xiaoyu to eat melons and watch the show.

"Is everything your brother said true?" Gu Xiaoyu asked curiously.

"What's real?" Situ Lin asked angrily.

"Smoking and drinking burns your head, did you do that before?" Gu Xiaoyu imagined the appearance of young people in Situ Lin's society, and laughed out loud.

Situ Lin's face darkened: "Don't listen to his nonsense."

"Do you admit it or not?"

"……idiot."

"Who are the idiots talking about?"

"Ha ha."

Gu Xiaoyu took a step forward, pinched Situ Lin's earlobe with his hand, and said with a smile: "I still deny it, the ear hole is still there."

Situ Lin was pulled by his ears, and his brows were frowned, but he didn't pull him away forcefully, but said displeasedly: "Let go."

"Don't pretend to have a bad memory, this pierced ear is proof that you passed the second grade!"

Situ Lin looked at him, and suddenly said: "The person with a bad memory is obviously you."

"Ah?" Gu Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, "What's wrong with my memory? I have a good memory."

Situ Lin clicked his tongue, as if he didn't want to pay any attention to him, turned around and left.

"A Lin, I'm hungry, let me have some food."

"Go to the kitchen and make it yourself."

"Where's the chef in your class?"

"They don't cook for idiots."

"Who eats for nothing?! I'm your future father-in-law, so be respectful!"

"So you promised to marry Xiangxiang to me?"

"Hey, let's talk later, wait until I'm full."

Twilight Ice Wheel says:

Accidentally pressed the wrong button and sent it ahead of time... Everyone should have noticed that Situ Lin and Gu Xiaoyu knew each other before, but Gu Xiaoyu just forgot.In fact, the four male supporting actors in this article had entanglements with him in the past, which will gradually be resolved as the plot progresses. Whether it is conflicts or misunderstandings, they will all be resolved in the end.