unnatural love

Before the story of "four rich and handsome people collectively took the wrong medicine and fell in love with the little fragrant pig", there were many other stories. In the days when the author didn't want to write the main text, she wrote a side story to make up the numbers.

One day, Gu Xiaoyu found out that his ex-girlfriend Su Yan was cheating on her, and even dumped the blame on him in front of the cheating target, Situ Jun, saying that Gu Xiaoyu was pestering her endlessly.

Situ Jun, an upright mentally handicapped young man, of course chose to trust his girlfriend without any doubt.

What the girlfriend said was right, it was this little boy who seduced her, the little boy was shameless!beat him!

Situ Jun called four buddies who smoked, drank, and burned their heads together. They were all judged as "defective products" by the unified education of new humans. After entering the society, they did not have normal employment, but became a group of problematic youths.

On a dark and stormy night, while playing cards, they discussed that they should teach this little boy a lesson. He dared not stab someone, but he was fine with a beating!It's best to beat up the pretty face of the little boy so that he can no longer hook up with girls.

Four good buddies, after winning Situ Jun for one night, they are too embarrassed to turn down this errand - after all, there are not many rich second generations who lose money so easily and are so mentally retarded, and each of them should be cherished, let alone Let them beat someone up, even if they want to have sex with them, they will do it in tears for the sake of money.

So, these four gangsters took Gu Xiaoyu's photos and information, and prepared to vent their anger on their good buddies.

Please remember the names of these four warriors: Sledgehammer, Thin Monkey, Ergou and Dwarf Chicken.

One of them has a name whose animal painting style is different from that of others. This person is their brains—Sledgehammer.

Although Sledgehammer's name sounds silly and stupid, in fact, his brain turns very quickly, and he is very quick at collecting money and doing things. The reason why he got such a nickname is purely accidental.

According to his life teacher, when he was still an embryo, he waited obediently in the artificial womb to mature like other new humans. The technicians kept debugging the code with a tablet computer, but the emergency repairs failed, and the childbirth was impossible.

At this moment, a staff member next to him handed over a hammer: "Smash it, let's get the child out first."

The technician silently put down the tablet computer in his hand, picked up the sledgehammer, smashed the access panel, and took out the sledgehammer with fingers still in it.

That's how Sledge Hammer was born, and what accompanied his birth was this nickname that would follow him throughout his life.

Sledgehammer insisted that he was not admitted to university because the accidental birth method affected his brain development, and the other three brothers with lower IQs had no such excuses, so they had to blame their biological parents for not providing enough good education. genes, and the staff of the gene editing team must have fished when editing their genes!

——In short, since we know that our genes are not good, why give birth to us!It's all society's fault!We want to retaliate against society for its crimes!Do something, do something, do something!

Let's get away from the topic, let's continue talking about these four punks.

The other three closely rallied around Comrade Sledgehammer, and worked out a simple and easy way-sit down.

The four of them knew that Gu Xiaoyu was going to work in a convenience store three days a week, and they planned to squat at the gate of A, waiting for him to leave the school gate, and they followed him as if nothing had happened, until they reached a sparsely populated place, and when they rushed up, they put on a sack, Give him a fat beating!

So in the scorching summer, the four punks squatted under the shade of a tree, looking at the gate of University A across the road, waiting for the appearance of the target task.

"Sledgehammer, sledgehammer, a person has appeared!" The thin monkey pulled Sledgehammer's underpants excitedly.

The sledgehammer, who was bitten by mosquitoes, suddenly regained his energy. He took a closer look, that's right, Gu Xiaoyu, who looked like a high school student, came out with a backpack on his back!

"Brothers, go!" The sledgehammer waved his hand, and the other three followed immediately.

At the moment when one foot of the sledgehammer stepped onto the road, less than five meters away, a battery car crashed into a Porsche. The middle-aged woman on the battery car was about to curse, but when she saw the car logo, Her quick-wittedness and decisiveness, which she has practiced in the vegetable market for many years, made her scream loudly: "Dead, hit dead! My leg, my leg is broken! I'm going to the hospital, send me to the hospital quickly!" ah!"

This astonishing voice made pedestrians within a hundred meters turn their heads and quickly moved towards the incident.

The owner of the Porsche is also a violent person. He fought with the owner of the battery car as soon as he got out of the car.

"Let's go, let's go!" The sledgehammer urged the brothers who were enjoying watching the play, eager and helpless.

When the four of them woke up from the farce and crossed the road to chase their target, Gu Xiaoyu had already disappeared into the crowd.

If one plan fails, there will be another plan, and Sledgehammer quickly announced the second action plan: "Little boy is going to class tonight. Let's take advantage of the low light at night, dress up as a student, mix into the dormitory area of ​​University A, and wait there. Wait, when he returns to the dormitory after class, we will pretend to be acquaintances to surround him, drag him into the woods and give him a big beating!"

The other three naturally applauded repeatedly, so the four sleazy social youths changed into normal clothes and sneaked into the dormitory area of ​​University A in the dark.

"What building is Gu Xiaoyu in?" Ergou asked.

"Number 13? No, number 14." The thin monkey replied.

"What do you remember, it's obviously the 24th!" the short chicken called.

Sledgehammer, the person in charge of IQ in a group of gangsters, scolded in a tone of hatred: "Are you all idiots? He is obviously in Building 17!"

"Oh, yes, the 17th, I remembered it wrong." "That's right, it must be the 17th, it must be the sledgehammer!" "It turned out to be the 17th, why did I remember it as the 24th?" ?” The three said in succession, easily persuaded by the sledgehammer.

So the four of them came to Building No. 17. They forgot to mention that this building is a dormitory for girls.That's right, Comrade IQ is in charge of the sledgehammer, and he remembered the wrong building number.

The correct building number is No. 23.

The four of them were wandering under the girls' dormitory. After a while, a boy came to the downstairs of the dormitory with big bags and began to place candles. Seeing the four people who were doing nothing, he happily asked: "Brother, help me!" Are you busy? I want to confess my love to my sister, light the candles for me, and I will treat you to a drink."

The four mentally handicapped still didn't realize the problem at this time, so they kindly helped people light candles.

Chatting while busy: "What do you think love is like?"

"I don't know, I'm not a natural person."

"Hey, I said that when we have money, why don't we also buy a dose of love hormone for fun? Is the feeling of falling in love really the same as in the TV series?"

"Wake up, the price of one dose is enough for you to buy half a house."

The boy who came to woo said proudly: "After I was admitted to university, my parents bought me love hormones. Not long after I started school, I fell in love with a school girl. This feeling... Absolutely! I miss her every day when I wake up , I still miss her when I fall asleep, I miss her when I am studying, I still miss her after eating, ah, love, it’s so good.”

四个不懂爱也买不起爱的新人类单身狗小混混，突然很想揍他。

After working for more than ten minutes, several people finally lit the candles arranged in the shape of a heart. The boy screamed excitedly, like a gorilla eager to mate.

"Xinxin, I love you! Xinxin, be my girlfriend! Xinxin, Xinxin, Xinxin! I miss you in my dreams!"

The four gangsters unconsciously started calling him, shouting from the side: "Promise him, promise him, marry him, marry him!"

Upstairs in the dormitory, the girls poked their heads out curiously. After all, they haven't seen such an outdated courtship scene for many years, and they are eager to know which mentally retarded person came up with it.

"Xinxin!!!" The boy was still howling.

A window was pulled open abruptly, and a basin of hot water fell from the sky, precisely extinguishing the passionate flames of the people downstairs.

A cold female voice came: "Water for washing your feet will be given to you. If you don't make an appointment, get out! Call for boiling water!"

The male voice holding the flowers burst into tears and ran away holding the flowers.

The four dripping punks looked at each other.

Ah, love, how cruel it is.

Hey, speaking of which, what is their goal?

"Ah chirp—" Gu Xiaoyu sneezed as she passed by four punks just after class.

Luckily, Ou Huang didn't know that he was being targeted by gangsters, and he was worried about the exam where he could only do one of the fifty multiple-choice questions.

"I'm afraid I'll fail the high math." Gu Xiaoyu complained to Situ Lin who had just gotten to know each other.

"Then I'm much better than you. If you hang up, I'll lend you some notes." Situ Lin said straightforwardly.

At this time, the four gangsters and Situ Lin, who was running business and going to school at the same time, didn't know the fear of being dominated by Europeans, and the shame of being hanged for luck.

Twilight Ice Wheel says:

Write a side story, in fact, there are many things that can be written before this story begins (#^.^#)