[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

The old demon chuckled lightly, his eyes were piercing, but it was no less than a bolt from the blue hitting me on the head!

My mind turned, although the thing was in my hands, it was indeed given to me by Lao Ying.

If I say that I don't know where I got it, a three-year-old probably won't believe it.But it's impossible for me to confess Lao Ying, not to mention that I can't do such unkind and unrighteous things, and even if I say Lao Ying, he may not believe it, because according to what Lao Ying said, The moment they met, he would be destroyed!But if I don’t show up as ugly and ugly, I’m afraid that this blood-drinking old monster will insist that I am a thief, so just wipe it off...

What should I do now?

I looked up and stared at the old demon, and he also looked at me quietly, his eyes were pitch-black and flickering coldly, his thoughts were clear, and he couldn't answer-kill.

"Stealing things, people who help me..." I frowned and muttered in a low voice, "I seem to have some vague impressions, but I don't remember exactly..."

The old demon chuckled lightly and picked up the folding fan on the table, unfolded it with a "wow--" and shook it three times in a breezy breeze, before softly threatening: "Do you think you can wake up?"

How despicable!I only know how to scare people!Seeing the cold light of the thin willow-leaf knife on the fan shining in the sun, I touched my neck, my eyes rolled roguely, and kept scanning the surroundings, hoping to find a story that could be fabricated.

ah!Coincidentally, at this time, a few middle-aged workers passed by on the street carrying screens customized by wealthy families... The weft cloth covering the screen was blown up by the wind... A chart of the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea!

"Ha! That's right! It's the Chunyang Immortal of the Eight Immortals——Lu Dongbin has been helping me..."

The old demon squinted his eyes strangely, and repeated with a smile: "Eight Immortals? Lu Dongbin?"

Follow my eyes to look at the street with people coming and going outside.

I hastened to grab his hands, smiled broadly, and nodded emphatically, "Yes! Yes! Lu Dongbin!"

The old demon was a little surprised at the hand I stretched out, and his eyes successfully shifted to my smiling face.

Appeal~ The alarm is lifted, it is safe for the time being.

Now I can only take one step at a time, old demon, old demon, now I have to coax you, obediently form a "marriage break-up alliance" with me... Anyway, Ning Caichen can't wait for a while now... During this time, let us cultivate revolutionary friendship first!

Five-star red flag, why are you so red?It was stained red with the blood of the soldiers who fought bloody battles~

Shandandan flowers are in full bloom~ Chairman Mao!The leaders must be liberated, ah, liberated!

Looking at the old demon's suspicious face, I knew that I had to work harder to convince him of the story I made up.

I cleared my throat, raised my voice and asked, "Your Majesty, do you know the Immortal of the Pure Yang Beyond the Nine Heavens——Lu Dongbin? You must know him, but..." I babbled a bunch of passages from the modern TV series "Journey to the East" Lu Dongbin went down to earth and became a scholar. He told him the story of the Three Plays of White Peony, which exaggerated Lu Dongbin's great supernatural powers and coaxed him so well.

The old demon remained silent, listening to my nonsense with great interest.

There are more and more common people gathered around me. With my sonorous and powerful speech ability, I can tell a strange story very vividly, attracting everyone to be mesmerized...

Hey!If you run out of money in the future, just buy a gavel and be a storyteller!

Far away!Combined with a story in "Legend of the New White Snake" that Xu Xian rescued the white snake and the white snake repayed his kindness... But the roles were changed a bit, and it became me and Immortal Lu, and the promise of body was also replaced by real money.

I stopped to drink a bowl of wine, smiled, leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Anyway, I also forgot how I helped Immortal Lu to ascend to heaven and rank among the immortals, I just remembered that he gave away a bunch of treasures Give it to me, there is the one you just held in your hand, which you said was the treasure you stole.

He said that the next time he was reincarnated as a scholar named 'Ning Caichen', he had a relationship with a female ghost, Nie Xiaoqian.If I can help him get through this relationship, he will give me the other half of his treasure when he officially enters the fairy class! "

After wiping off my sweat, I was finally connected... This is an incomparably clumsy lie...

The onlookers bowed into a "7" one after another, and listened to the whispers between me and the old demon.

If someone else told me such a baseless story, I would think he was a crazy lunatic.

But when you tell such a naughty story to a monster who is not scientific in itself, the credibility will be raised several notches...

And another reason why I dare to fabricate stories unscrupulously is: Since the brocade box I took out that day was given to me by Lao Ying, it is certain that it can be done in his territory and under his nose. Those treasures that disappeared could only be Lao Ying!

Don't look at the old monster who just had nothing to do to cut my neck. I heard from Yan Chixia that some monsters with high morals can know the depth of their skills as soon as they touch the blood of other monsters, so there are also some crooked monsters who drink blood. way to practice.

The old demon has just now been convinced that I have no ability to escape under his hands, let alone steal treasure from him, so he sat down so calmly and listened to me "bullshit".

Credibility 30.00%...

"He is indeed such a hypocrite who likes to play tricks in private..." The old demon frowned slightly and said to himself.

Ha ha……

He knew Lu Dongbin! ? !It's over!The tear-through rate is 100%!

"No wonder he didn't dare to come to see me. I thought he was jealous that I robbed the Peony Fairy. It turned out that he stole all my treasures last time." Next drink!

Huh... 50.00% reliability...

"No wonder you have come to our store every day for the past month! So you are waiting for a god!" At some point, the shopkeeper who was sitting closest to me happily shook his precious abacus, with a look of "I finally saw through it!" The villain's face...

The onlookers said, "Oh! No wonder..."

Shaking their heads and walking away...

Hello!I know you have seen too many monsters, but can you give me a more normal reaction after listening to a story about monsters and ghosts? !ha! ?No respect for storytellers at all!

80.00% reliability!

I was still quite confused, and glanced at the old demon sitting upright.

At this time, he also glanced sideways at me, and then slowly said: "Go and give me half of the treasures in your hands."

Hey!This old monster... is thoughtful and stingy!

snort!Soldiers will stop!Water comes and earth covers up!What's more, I still have a secret weapon in my hand!What would Lao Ying not know about him?

"Take it, just take it!" I pushed away the bowl containing the braised hoof in front of the table, full of confidence.

Patting the dust off his body, he stood up, but his footsteps were unsteady for some reason, and a strong drunkenness surged into his heart.

Blushing, oh, I'm drunk...

Shaking his head, why are there two shopkeepers?

"Wait...wait...wait for me to drink...wake up...you take me back to Lan...Lanruo Temple..."

He rolled his eyes, "Bada", and passed out.

When it comes to my territory, isn't it me who has the final say?

hey-hey!Old Montenegro monster, just wait and see!

A certain person thinks that such a clumsy lie can deceive the old black mountain demon, but he doesn't know that the old monster is expecting you to "unexpectedly" continue to make up...

Who will deceive whom?Please let us wait and see!

The author has something to say: This is the first time travel article written by Yaoyaoyao~

I am very grateful to the little angels who have followed the text all the way to the present~

Especially thank you Gong Bao~

Because of your comments, I have been motivated to write down~

I am also constantly exploring. Following my grandma and the old demon, I am also growing up in the story.

The old demon smiled: Heh~ You have been in Heiben the whole time, obviously...

Majesty calm down~ I will cleanse you for nothing now~

Xiaohe: Cut~ Do you think I can't see it, you have hidden a big secret?I'm all... Hey!don't run!

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