[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

When I woke up in a daze, my little caring follower Xiaoqing was fetching Supa chilled in ice water and applying it on my forehead.

I squinted my eyes and looked around in Heibuliuqiu's cave, and after confirming that the old monster was not there, I pulled off the veil, gritted my teeth and sat up.

"Xiao Qing, where's the old Black Mountain demon?"

"Xiaoqian and the King of Montenegro are in the water pavilion~"

oh?Has he met my killer, Miss Xiaoqian?Hmph, I smiled sinisterly, and waved to Xiaoqing, motioning for her to turn her ear.

"You asked Xiaoqian to quietly put this medicine into his wine..."

Xiaoqing understood and smiled meaningfully, "Grandma, you should have drugged the King of Montenegro a long time ago~ Men always eat soft and not hard, wait until the raw rice is cooked, anyway...hehe..." She bouncing run away...

I rubbed my temples, what kind of paste is this girl thinking about every day?The medicine I gave was nothing more than a sweating medicine that could make seven strong cows unconscious for three days and three nights.

If he doesn't sleep, how can I discuss it with Laoying! ?

damn it!The aftertaste of the black mountain old demon is really strong!

I look at myself in the water mirror, the shriveled old hag, even the spells can't keep me from transforming again... Forget it, the old hag is an old hag!I'm at my own home now, I don't want to meet my lover later, why should I turn into a beautiful girl?

My baby Xiaoqian seldom misses when she makes a move, let alone the other party is an old hooligan with sixteen concubines!

After a while, a group of black shadows floated in front of my eyes.

I was a little excited for an instant!I can't help but want to open my arms and hug him!Although the time we spend together is only three nights in Montenegro, it may be that we are more sympathetic because of similar circumstances.

But Lao Ying stopped three steps away from me, and looked at me with a pair of extraordinarily clear eyes that seemed to be crying.

Did he... blame me for leaving without saying goodbye and leaving him?No, Lao Ying is an extremely gentle, kind-hearted person who is the most considerate and considerate of other people's feelings.

"You didn't bring me any trouble, on the contrary, this situation is very helpful for me to go home." I said sincerely.

He smiled and nodded, "When he was present, although I had no eyes to see, no mouth to speak, but I had a heart to feel. These days, I know your situation."

I shrugged and lowered my head helplessly, who made me just a little tree demon?

He probably wanted to explain something to the old monster, but I hurriedly waved my hand to stop him like a fly: "If you want to say something good about that difficult old monster again, I will turn my face and deny anyone!"

I sat down at the table, feeling a little thirsty, and poured myself a cup of tea.

Nagging and complaining, "Why should I say he is so stingy? Obviously, the Floating Cloud Palace is full of gold and silver mountains, and he can have as much as he wants, so why do you only like the ones you stole?"

Lao Ying was silent for a while, honestly embarrassed to confess: "Probably because I take away his favorite things every time..."

Click!Please pick up my jaw!

I criticized him heartbroken: "Aren't you trying to kill yourself? You still pick out his favorite things to hide? Brother, you just have to have fun, and you have to be careful~ It's enough for him to be unhappy after watching it. Go back~ He likes to hold grudges again... How long have you been secretly hiding his things?"

Lao Ying moved over, sat down beside me, and drank tea honestly.

"Probably...a long time...thousands of years..."

oh.Heart as dead ashes.

Drink tea drink tea!You have to cultivate your body and mind, and you will have to bear it in the days to come.

After some calm chatting, I realized that Lao Ying probably still has a little childish disposition, the more he can't get that person's attention, the more he will try every means to get his attention.

The most common thing to do is probably to secretly hide things that the old demon likes.

For example, the clam box given to the old demon by the youngest daughter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea contains seventeen shark pearls formed from the tears of the merman... For example, the ten-thousand-year-old pearls that the old demon took out from his body when he killed the North Desert evil god. Dan... For example, a painting scroll of the old demon's mother's beauty... (Aha?!) For example, the first weapon that the old demon made by himself... For example, the recipe for Spring Breeze Ten Miles Wine... and so on.

Anyway, no one will ever find out that he did it, even if the old demon gets angry again, there is nothing he can do, because to some extent, he is him.

Over time, Laoying has saved a treasure with an astonishing quantity and quality!

But what disappointed Lao Ying was that no matter how much the old demon cared about a treasure, after a while, he would forget why he cared so much at the beginning, because every time the old demon would get new favors. He likes baby.

Lao Ying said that he doesn't know why he just likes me very much, and the way he likes me is to give me the treasure he thinks is precious.

The precious treasure that Laoying thinks = the treasure of the old demon--

He also didn't expect that the old demon has always been obsessed with those lost treasures, and even threatened me to find the person who stole the treasure and retrieve those lost treasures.

I don't know if it's because I'm drunk, but when Lao Ying said this, his tone was a little cold, and he pretended to be relaxed.

"That old shadow, can you give me half of his treasure now so that I can do business?" My gaze shifted from the teapot to his face.

He nodded, and kept digging and digging in his chest with one hand...

I watched him dumbfounded and took out one "rare treasure" after another from his body.

With stiff facial features, I picked up a fiery red and fluffy red fox tail from the pile of miscellaneous goods on the ground...

I go!Lao Ying stole the tail of the Montenegrin old demon!No wonder I haven't seen him in different shapes these days!

"As a weird four-figure, is it okay if his tail is broken?" I asked curiously.

After hearing what I said, Laoying was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed "puchi".

Don't ask me how I can see the expression on his face with only one pair of eyes, I don't know, maybe the soul is connected?

"It's not like he's different." Lao Ying said with a smile, his eyes were as gentle as water, and there was an unspeakable envy and loneliness.

"He's a little...cough cough...smelly." He covered his mouth and coughed twice, and the last two words were whispered softer than a mosquito.

It is estimated that this is the first time he has spoken ill of the old demon behind his back, he seems a little embarrassed, and he wants to talk about him, which makes his temperament cute and frank.

"Uh... If I heard correctly, you mean he's 'smelly'?" I checked my ears to confirm.

"Well, because of him...that, he always likes all rare, precious and beautiful things...ahem...borrowing them to put on himself. So sometimes it becomes the kind of strange thing you said The shape - four different."

I believe my mouth is wide enough to fit two goose eggs!I've heard of narcissistic and smug ones, but I've never heard of this type...

"Then I'm curious, what kind of species is he?"

If you want to know what happened next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!

The author has something to say: About this article:

Many readers have reported... I don’t know what the author is writing, I feel very ashamed~

Probably to pave the way for the development of the following story~ In the article revised on 3.13, some hidden foreshadowing and dark lines are written more clearly~

It takes about [-]+ chapters, and the cute scholar Ning Caichen will appear~

Now let's take a look at the main characters who have appeared~ Some of them are soy sauce and don't need to be remembered~

grandma~

old demon ~ old shadow ~

Yan Chixia~

Xiaoqian~

Xiaoqing~

Ghost general~Drill girl~

Among them, only Lao Ying and Mandrill are non-staff members of the movie~ Ghost General is the ghost general who uses an ax in the movie~

See you in the next chapter!