[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

"Haha~haha~ I'm still wondering! The Jade Emperor's daughter is crying and howling all day long and queuing up to marry you, and you are so cold-faced~ Why is the taste so unique this time? Do you like that banyan tree spirit?" The visitor strode forward with a shy stomach and bare feet, cheerfully waving a broken cattail fan, not to mention his slovenly appearance, and he had no scruples about what he said!

I immediately turned on the indiscriminate bombardment mode, "What's wrong with the banyan tree spirit? Even if it's just a banyan tree spirit, she still has the right to pursue love! A dead tree still has a second spring! Ah bah! What did I say... Are you just Have you ever pursued others? Not everyone can be a goddess and male god! Why, don’t you blame me for being born with genes? You can’t appreciate beauty if you are ugly? Does your family know that you are such a dick? Do you know that you don’t have a butthole when you give birth to a child? There’s more! The Jade Emperor’s daughter is amazing? What does it matter if he likes me now that he’s blind? Are you Yuelao or his father? Superficial people only know how to appreciate others Outward beauty! If I were to make a list of my inner beauty, I would go on and on for three days and three nights! In short, in short, you! Got it! Shit! Shit! This is my mansion! Please leave! Or I will start The gun went 'bang bang bang'!"

After I came down from Montenegro, I had a thorough understanding of the legendary story of my grandma's shameless pursuit of the most beautiful man in the demon world, and I clicked my tongue after hearing it.But I can't help but be moved by my grandma's spirit of relentless love!

When I was in modern times, I was in a state of "secret love-broken love" from the beginning to the end!

In addition, now my sense of substitution is so strong that I don't allow anyone to slander the "banyan spirit" in front of me!As soon as someone said it, I was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and immediately jumped out to fight back!My emotions have been stimulated by the sneering words of the Montenegrin old demon from the very beginning. This strong sense of oppression makes me urgently need a breakthrough to vent out!

In front of him, he became a well-deserved trash can!Anyway, the Montenegrin old demon still asks me for a portrait, I can't die for the time being!

It feels wrong to leave after talking!This is my home, how could the host who chased people away aggressively just run away first?

Ah... my eyes are so sore... Tired!

Simply sit down and start the fourth mode of eye exercises!

After being baptized by my saliva and spirit, Bigfoot was stunned for a while...

The old demon raised the corners of his mouth, as if he was in a very happy mood, "Barefoot, why did you come down to earth? I heard that your Nantianmen has been very strict recently?"

Oh, it turns out that he is the Barefoot Immortal!No wonder there are no shoes to wear, it's so pitiful, I still have no money to buy shoes to wear when I become a great god.

I snorted, stomped my soft and comfortable embroidered brocade boots triumphantly, and looked at him provocatively.

The Barefoot Immortal rubbed his stomach, and laughed frankly, "I didn't notice that you were here just now, Grandma the Tree Demon, and you made some jokes, so don't take it to heart~"

"It's your fault that Nantianmen's investigation is strict!" Turning the subject, Pu Fan pointed in the direction of the old demon. Seeing the latter's bewildered face, he explained helplessly: "Last month you used it at your [-]-year-old birthday banquet." Where did the Yannian Yishou Pill come to see off the guests?" In a few words, he changed the subject.

People said they didn't see me and apologized, so blame him?

Strange!blame him!You clearly arrived at Lanruo Temple and entered my cave, saying you didn't see me?What a joke!Immortal scum!

The old demon smiled knowingly...

"Taishang Laojun is very angry that you snatched the elixir! Knowing that you are usually fine and like to go to Tiangong to meet friends for a drink, you specially bought a lot of gods and set up a net to catch you!"

Those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black!One is merciless with his mouth, and the other is ruthless with his hands!

"That bull-nosed old Taoist is really not trustworthy. When I went to get the elixir, he clearly said that he gave it to me. Now he bites back and says that I stole it." The old demon smiled, noncommittal.

"Who told you to reject the heavenly court's offer of security, not to mention embarrassing him and embarrassing him! Besides, you are not a good Daluo god, but you came to the lower realm to occupy the mountain and become king! I know you want to live a free life, But now he can just make up a random reason to say that you have allowed your demons to run rampant and committed countless crimes, and I will arrest you and put you in the prison!" Barefoot Daxianyu analyzed earnestly.

"Hmph~ Jiuchongtian is very beautiful, and the fairies are also very cute. It's just that the rules and regulations are annoying, and most of them are pious and cold superiors like him. You know me, and I have never been too lazy to deal with them. .” The old demon raised his eyebrows and said indifferently.

Being regarded as an invisible person, I took a look at the old demon. I couldn't help but give him 32 likes for what he said!Even if he's a little lewd, a little ruthless in his shots, a little bit poisonous in his mouth, and a little distorted in character, I'll forgive him.

After all, they are capable anyway!Beautiful gods don't look down on them, and even high-ranking gods don't look up to them...

The old demon noticed my sight and glanced at me.His height is a huge advantage, making those eyes full of oppression... Besides, I'm still sitting!Suffer!

I swallowed, and continued to pretend to be stupid and sit in a daze, looking at my nose and my heart.

I haven't got that self-portrait of him yet!

"Puff - puff - puff -" a mountain-like barefoot fairy walked over with his big feet, stretched out his thick hairy arms, and picked up the painting on the table...

Hello!What's so nice about a portrait of a big man!Let me down quickly!

"Ahem..." I cleared my throat a little angrily...

"You! Don't go for a walk in Tiangong if you have nothing to do recently..." Suggested loyally, "I met Fairy Caixia a few days ago, and she was still asking me about you! Thanks to her, I will take this painting back as a gift to her as a favor, do you have any objections?" After finishing speaking, regardless of whether the old demon nodded or not, he rolled up the scroll and stuffed it into his sleeve robe ...

I'm embarrassed... I screamed in my heart!

That'smine……!

The earth-shattering feminist declaration just now has used up the courage I have stored for three months, and now I am shrinking again...

The old demon gave me a meaningful look, and I suddenly had goosebumps... It must be something bad!This guy has a lot of eyes!

"Is Lu Dongbin in the Heavenly Court recently?"

The old demon's seemingly intentional or unintentional words instantly startled me into a cold sweat, and I raised my sleeves to wipe the sweat, as if I couldn't lose.

"Shangxian Chunyang? He went down to the mortal world a few days ago, what's wrong?" The barefoot immortal waved a cattail leaf fan and looked up, down, left, and right in my cave, and replied casually.

I secretly let out a long breath.

The old demon pondered for a while, but his tone rose when he spoke, the corners of his mouth curled up, and his eyes sparkled with a smile, "It's rare for you to go down to earth, it's better to hit the sun if you choose a day, how about going back to Montenegro with me to drink in Fuyun Palace today? If you don't get drunk, you won't return!"

"Hahaha! Good! If you don't get drunk, you won't return!" The barefoot immortal stroked his belly and laughed.

Wine and meat friends!

As soon as the words fell, the two of them disappeared in front of my eyes in an instant!

I deflated my mouth, cut!Is it amazing to have great supernatural powers?It’s okay, the painting is gone, it’s a big deal, I’ll just paint again~

The important thing is... hahahaha!This pile of treasures is still obediently piled on my territory!

I was humming a little tune in a happy mood, and I was about to take a big box to pack the treasure, when I got up, I bumped into an iron wall, or an iron wall with its own fragrance!

I go!There are thieves! ?

The old demon who went back and forth was also a little depressed when I bumped into him.

He raised his hand and squeezed my chin, "I don't know what you are doing painting my portrait, anyway, it won't be a good thing, I advise you to stop painting."

He rubbed his fingertips on my face, and said with a light smile: "This skin is not bad, I like to look at it."

Automatically fill in the complete meaning of his words: "If I find out that you secretly painted my portrait to do bad things, I will peel your skin!"

ah!No!I will change my face tomorrow!

"Don't use that kelp face, it's so ugly!"

here we go again!You are beautiful!Your whole family is beautiful!Ah?Say I'm ugly? !You count that onion! ?

"You are so different!"

When excited, it is easy to speak indiscriminately, and indiscriminately speaks is a mistake, and a mistake must be punished.

Annoyed, I rubbed the spot on my face where he pinched red, searched inside and outside the cave three times, and I was sure that with a single wave of his hand, he could easily trap "my treasures" to that God knows There are big pockets in the sleeves to take away!

Your grandma is a bear!Draw you away!Xiaoqian teased you for nothing!Don't even leave me a penny!What hatred do I have with you? !

Why is it so useless to be a monster!

I kicked on an old tree at the gate of Lanruo Temple!

There was a sharp pain in my leg!

"Mommy! It hurts my mother to death!"

If you want to know what happened next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down...

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