[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

I rubbed my thigh in pain, obviously I kicked my foot, why is it my leg that hurts?Is it possible that the pain will also metastasize like cancer cells?Can't it?

I looked up at the rust-brown trunk, and I circled it a few times.

Yaoshan was bullied by a tree?It is tolerable or unbearable!

I stepped back a few steps, green light flashed in my eyes, one, two...

"What are you doing?" A mature and steady bass came from behind.

Oh~ Yan Chixia, who came back from a long trip to do a mission, is back~ I turned around with a smile on my face, a chivalrous knight like Yan Chixia, who is so upright and upright, is the best partner for us ordinary people who have been oppressed and have nowhere to redress their grievances !I subconsciously regarded him as the police uncle in the real world.

Pointing at the tree with his hips akimbo, he complained: "I want to kick this tree! It grows in the yard for no reason! Block my way!"

Who would have thought that Yan Chixia's unmoving face suddenly became a little weird!He frowned, and asked coldly: "The banyan tree demon, are you too old to forget that this is your original form?"

...==Ah?its not right!My original form is a thousand-year-old banyan tree that no one can hug!Let me look at this little sapling in the yard that is not as thick as my thigh, and then look at Yan Chixia, are you lying to me?

I was skeptical, and while touching my chin, I approached it for a closer look.

If it was really a sapling that I derived, that would indeed explain why I kicked it and the pain came back to me.But, that's not right... It stands to reason that grandma has already cultivated to the point where she has escaped from the original body, so why is she hitting the tree and hurting me now?

But now I can't try another kick in front of Yan Chixia, he just reminded me that he was a monster catcher and I was caught.

I can't let him know about grandma's current situation... I'm still wandering in my thoughts, and the Great Xia Yan has spoken.

"Ease takes you back. Have you made up for it in my absence?"

!!!

You just overdid it!I stared, unbelievable!The dignified Yan Chixia actually said such shameless words!

Men in ancient times had poisonous mouths!

The dusty, sloppy, unshaven Yan Daxia simply ignored my raging anger!He didn't even bother to look at me, so he walked away.

I stepped forward quickly, reaching out my hand to grab him and argue clearly.

Before his hands could even touch his hair, a sharp sword wrapped in a torn linen cloth with only the black scabbard exposed on his back instantly exuded a domineering and fierce sword aura towards me!

Then, I, extremely embarrassed, was blown away...

"Crack!" As the young sapling was broken by me, a piercing pain in my right leg spread to every nerve in my body!

I was hindered by this, but I didn't stop because of it, flying farther and farther...

"Bang!" His back hit the dilapidated wall outside the wing...

"Pfft!" Finally got his wish, like the heroine in a TV series, a mouthful of old blood spewed out!But it's an expired blood bag, I'm serious, I just sprayed it out by myself... I almost vomited out of my lungs...

Yan Chixia obviously didn't expect the sudden change, she stepped forward quickly, and when she was about to extend her hand, she abruptly retracted it.

His eyes are black and white, and he can always shine his unique cold star light in the dark, just like him, he should be a sharp sword that cuts through chaos.

With his left hand firmly holding the ancient and clumsy black sword that could not stop shaking, he said in a deep voice: "There is no balance between good and evil, you can do it yourself!"

I raised my eyebrows, raised my hand to wipe off the sticky blood, and snorted: "Fake mercy, fake compassion! I thought Yan Chixia, who is famous for being a hero, really dances like a tiger with a mahogany sword at ordinary times." The wind! It turns out that he also accepts the job of beheading."

Such a murderous sword must have just killed someone, and it has killed a lot of lives.And if I'm not wrong, this is the last sharp weapon used to subdue grandma in Pu Songling's "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" - Yan Chixia's sword pouch with a human head.

In fact, I know that every once in a while Yan Chixia will be invited by the adults in the government to kill the fugitives who are helpless.But I just can't get used to his expressionless, righteous face, I'm really happy when I make him furious.

This is to do!Don't give up until you die!Since it was supposed to be the hostile side, wouldn't it be a big joke for him to persuade me to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately?Since you want to make me a human, why can't you reach out to help me at this time?

Yan Chixia, Yan Chixia, you are finished, you have karma!

He didn't take what I said to find fault on purpose, and seeing that I could still speak sarcastically and ridiculed him, it probably didn't matter much. He ignored me and strode directly to the south wing of Lanruo Temple where he lived.

He made me lose my fighting spirit.

It’s funny when I think about it, monsters like me are always on guard against me, and may take my life every minute; the female ghosts who are bound by me are full of ghosts, hoping for my death; but I’m so bored Want to be friends with a half-taoist priest who is determined to slay demons and demons, and kill all the evil spirits in the world?Still fell in love with the days of sitting in the mortal inn waiting for a frail scholar who didn't know when to appear, and drinking daughter red mixed with water?

Ugh.

Being a demon has failed too much.

I sighed, got up trembling, and limped back to the cave in melancholy.

Xiaoqing, the housekeeper who had disappeared all night, was dressed in fancy clothes, and immediately greeted her with a concerned face.

"Didn't you stun the old Black Mountain demon? Why are you still injured? Is he really as brave as the rumors say?" Xiaoqing stared.

I have no power to refute her outspokenness.

What could be more important than a broken leg right now?

I am a humble learner, not to mention that this is related to my life and death.

"Xiaoqing, grandma has been practicing for 1000 years! Why did I feel the same way when I kicked the tree at the gate of the temple with two feet? It hurts like hell?"

And now... the tree is broken, my leg is broken...

If someone wanted me to die, wouldn't it be enough to saw off the old banyan tree in the back mountain?What a simple matter!

I express my strong uneasiness and dissatisfaction.

I am not "grandmother" herself, so Xiaoqing, as the sycophant who is close to my grandmother, is naturally the first to find out. Anyway, now she knows my background, and I don't hide anything from her, and discuss everything with her.

Xiaoqing voluntarily stayed with her grandma, and when I asked her to stay and continue helping me, she readily agreed.

"It stands to reason that grandma has been practicing for thousands of years, and she has long been out of her original form. I think it may be that you used her inner alchemy in the wrong way! Moreover, you still lack the ability to control the big banyan tree that is entangled in the entire Lanruo Temple! You need to know! Every branch and leaf of the banyan tree distributed in Lanruo Temple is equivalent to a clone of grandma! You know why grandma survived many times of life and death because of the essence of her soul flowing in the banyan tree No? Grandma practiced the most yin and cold sorcery. In the past few months you have been here, you said that besides wandering around to eat and digest grandma's existing abilities, what else have you been doing? You don't even have blood. Refuse to drink!"

Xiaoqing was analyzing it bluntly, and I nodded frequently.

"If someone burns down Lanruo Temple, wouldn't I be dead?"

"That's right! So you should obediently listen to me, you have to accept all the blood that the sisters send up, and give up your stupid idea of ​​spending more time in the sun and killing insects as soon as possible!" Xiaoqing took the opportunity to throw me cold water.

This knife is sure and ruthless!

Lai Xiaohe's blood loss: 60.00%.His face was pale and dripping with cold sweat.

I took off Lai Xiaohe's skin and turned back into a hunched grandma.

Speaking of the matter of sucking human blood, it reminded me that it was time to meet Xiaoqian.

Treat her too well, lest she will turn against me and abandon me, and treat her too badly, and worry that her psychology will be twisted and she won't be able to become a delicate and gentle "Xiaoqian".

It's hard to grasp the degree of equal emphasis on grace and power~

"Where's Xiaoqian? Why didn't you come to see me for a long time today?"

"It's almost here." Xiaoqing skillfully healed my wounds, set my bones...

"Hiss—she didn't complain to you, did she?"

"I didn't hear it, but she looked worried. You can't treat that girl as a confidant."

Before Xiaoqing finished speaking, Xiaoqian in a white dress came in, she was still so beautiful~ red lips and white teeth, icy muscles and fine bones, clean and beautiful, just like a fairy in the sky~

I hurriedly covered the wound on my leg, and said with a smile, "You don't talk about people behind your back, we two are talking about you! I didn't expect you, a little elf, to sneak in. Fortunately, we didn't say anything bad about you."

Xiaoqing continued my words and said: "Sister Xiaoqian looks like a person in a painting. If I were a man, I would be seduced by you! No wonder even the famous old black mountain demon with prickly eyes was bluffed by my sister. I was stunned for a while."

Xiaoqian listened to our master and servant singing together, singing a double reed, and kept praising her, but smiled slightly, "I only heard a few compliments from my grandma and sister, who else would Say hello to me."

After all, present a golden nanmu box to me.I took it calmly, and knew without opening it that it contained a fresh heart that was still beating.

The task that grandma entrusted to Xiaoqian was nothing else, mainly to cater to ordinary people's greed for money and lust.

For those who are lecherous, Xiaoqian will secretly prick the soles of his feet with an awl, and when he passes out, she will suck his blood and save it for her grandma to drink.For those who are greedy for money, Xiaoqian will use gold to lure them. Of course it is not gold, because I am very poor, and I use the bones of Raksha ghosts.She can poach the heart from whomever the bone is kept.

Every time I want Xiaoqian to stop, Xiaoqing will rationally remind me that it is a fate that cannot be changed.

Many times, I feel that I am just a player who registers an account to play games on a whim, breaks through levels to do tasks, finally fights big monsters, and then logs out to return to the real world.And Xiaoqing is the preset character in this game. She is everywhere, she guides you, and she accompanies you so that you can always find the motivation to persevere. At the same time, she reminds you of the rules of the game.

"Xiaoqian! What do you think of the Black Mountain old demon? I intend to betroth you to him, what do you think?" I smiled sincerely.

"Shua Shua!" Two pairs of eyes looked at me one after another... One seemed to be trying to find out the slightest hidden emotion from my face, and the other was surprised and astonished!

Xiaoqian wanted to promise to the old demon~ Then Ning Caichen came to snatch the marriage!The plot is right!

Whether this marriage will work out is another matter, but this must be done!

The mountain is not just me, I will go to the mountain!

Ning Caichen has not appeared for a long time, it seems that I am the only one pushing the plot forward!

The author has something to say: The old demon will join in next time!Do please look forward to!

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