[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

mid-June.at noon.

I don’t want to think that the rainy season in ancient times lasted forever, God seemed to be in the period of falling in love, and he cried endlessly, but his sadness came and went quickly.

At this time, the sky suddenly darkened, dark clouds covered the sun, the wind blew flags, and the bustling people on the street scattered in all directions, looking for temporary shelter from the rain.

When the rain comes, I can avoid it, but in the current scene, I can only choose to close my eyes, wanting to go back to my dream, and take out that old Buddha who is full of lies and beat him up!

There were bursts of thunder and thunder in the air, followed by flashes of lightning, silver spurs on the mountain, clattering, and it rained cheerfully, sweeping away the sweltering heat before the heavy rain.

Yan Chixia, who was next to her, blurted out and asked, "What you mean by 'the most important thing during the day' is to accompany this devil every day, sitting in the inn drinking and dozing off?" There was a hint of irritation in his voice.

I was stunned for a while, and the few key words he summed up were indeed in place. The old demon is the devil, and I also sit in the inn and doze off every day.None of the above can be argued against.However, I felt weird how I was combined by him. After thinking about it carefully, the problem lies in the word "to accompany", and he distorted my real intention of coming to the inn!

But I can understand that he was a little angry, after all, Yan Chixia always believed that I still had a conscience, and he wanted to use his enlightenment to help me become a human being, and from then on to be good.In his eyes, the Black Mountain old demon is undoubtedly a huge stumbling block on my road to goodness.

He was worried that the Montenegrin old demon was a piece of mouse droppings, spoiling my pot of delicious hot rice porridge.

Alas, it seems that there is no need to doze off today.

"I'm waiting for someone very important to show up." I explained lazily.

"Male and female?" He obviously came to Xingshi to ask questions.

"Her old lover~" the old demon interjected with a smile unwilling to be lonely, and I knew he was eager to join in the fun.

Yan Chixia seemed not to believe his words, questioning the punctuation marks, sitting motionless like a pine tree, watching me silently waiting for my explanation.

The old demon smiled secretly, and glanced at me with great interest, expecting me to give a satisfactory answer to the "demon". This uncle is very playful!

Who made him stronger than me, stronger than me?If Yan Chixia misunderstood, let her misunderstand, anyway, life is full of lies and jokes.

"Yes, I'm waiting for my old lover." I nodded lazily and carelessly, then in a trance, I recited a classic line and said: "My dream lover, he is a hero of the world, I know there is One day he will wear the golden armor and holy clothes and step on the colorful auspicious clouds to marry me."

Yan Chixia frowned slightly, and the corner of the old demon's mouth twitched.

"It turns out that Monkey King is the lover of your dreams... I didn't know you were Zixia Fairy in your previous life." The old demon teased.

I looked at him with a full face, and it was you who asked me to pretend!It was you again who took me down!

"Hey! Master Yao still knows Sun Wukong and Fairy Zixia? Can't tell, you've also watched "A Chinese Journey to the West"? It's hidden deep enough! Are you a tease from time travel!?" My tone was sour and mean, The aunt's upper body turned on the mode of nonsense and hot temper.

"Stupid tree, you're talking stupid things again!" The old demon gave me a blank look with a stinking face.

He said: "It's not acquaintance, I had a relationship with him hundreds of years ago..."

Come and watch the old Montenegro bully!He said he knew Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King in Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain!

As a healthy young woman born in the [-]s who grew up under the influence of four great TV dramas: "Journey to the West", "My Fair Princess I", "My Fair Princess II" and "Three Thousand Questions of Naughty Blue Cat", Sun Wukong is One of my favorite mythical characters, bar none.

And after watching the love entanglement between Bai Jingjing and Zixia in Zhizunbao created by Master Xing, I love the character of Monkey King even more.

"Brother Monkey! You are amazing!" It was still the ringtone of my first mobile phone!

After reviewing history, let us return to reality.

"Cut~ what kind of acquaintance?! How did I see a cow flying in the sky?" I spoke contemptuously, expressing deep doubts about what he said.

He laughs.

I immediately stretched out my hand, pointed to the corner of his eye, and said seriously: "Look, the old monster is smiling with crow's feet!"

He immediately suppressed his smile, raised the corners of his eyes with one hand, and shot cold arrows at me, frowning and staring at me.

Smelly ghost!

"I never brag. Besides, what is there to brag about seeing him? The Guanyin of Zizhu Mountain wants him to obediently go to learn scriptures with his master as soon as possible, and come to ask me. When he and his master come to my land, Make things difficult for them."

???

! ! !What?oh!I remembered!

So, in "A Chinese Journey to the West", the silly old Montenegro monster who sucks people's yang energy in the cowshed is the arrogant, arrogant, stinky, ten thousand-year-old monster in front of me, right? ! !

I smiled cheaply, squinted at him several times, and my eyes were even more disdainful.

It turns out that your prototype is so ugly, no wonder you have to think so hard to transform yourself into a handsome man.The old monster who has lived for nearly ten thousand years is really mentally twisted!The more you can't get something, the more obsessed you are!

He was irritated by my ignorant eyes and smile, "What do you mean by this... and this...?" After his vivid imitation, I realized that my expression might be too exaggerated and shocking, and I was embarrassed Converged.

On the side, Yan Chixia, who watched me and the old demon back and forth without saying a word, looked even more stern.

its not right!He should be happy to see me and the old black mountain monster being so incompatible, confronting each other, fighting with each other.

So I feel baffled by his gloomy complexion, is it bad for me?

"A big devil like the old demon of Montenegro, mixing with him is not good for your cultivation." Yan Chixia calmly advised me, staring at me seriously.He didn't care about the person sitting next to him, with a frank look of "I never speak ill of others behind their backs".

Although I know that he has always spoken "bluntly and straightforwardly", I still feel that my mind is numb and my whole body is not good... Amitabha!Bless the two of them, don't fight each other in the inn...

"Hehe~" I just laughed and didn't answer.

"Heh~ I'm a big villain who has done a lot of evil, and we are each other!" The old demon answered with a sneer and sneered.

He raised a glass of wine, drank it unhurriedly, raised his eyebrows, and suddenly asked with great interest: "Do you know what kind of wine this is?"

Yan Chixia looked solemn and remained silent.

"Hero Yan, let the devil tell you what kind of wine this is~" The old demon stroked the jade wine jar with his fingers, as if he was stroking the tender cheek of a young girl, affectionate and lingering.

"Henan Zhinv's beaded wrist rope, Jin Cui shakes her head and looks happy. The name of 'Children's Passionate Wine', I wonder if Hero Yan has heard of it?"

When I heard this, my face turned pale, and I felt an overwhelming nausea in my stomach, and I couldn't help but want to vomit.

"The drinkers of this wine are human virgins aged sixteen or seventeen. After the new wine is brewed, they are soaked in the wine jar for seven days and seven nights. When their bones are drunk with the wine, they are also immature girls on their bodies. When the fragrance is fully infused with the wine. When the wine is brewed, it will be fragrant for ten miles, and all things will be intoxicated~ According to legend, anyone who drinks the wine will remain young forever, and long-term drinkers even have the mysterious effect of rejuvenation... "The voice so far slowly and lowly.

Yan Chixia tightened her ten fingers and shouted sharply: "If I am not afraid of hurting innocent people here, I will kill you right now!"

Listening to the wine making method again, I still couldn't help but feel cold all over, it was so cruel!

The old demon sneered coldly, extremely black-bellied, he stared at Yan Chixia who was already gnashing his teeth, wishing to draw his sword to kill him, and said clearly, "My prescription is from the precious nine of you. The Five Lords—I got it from the hands of the old emperor. Do you think it is me who is cruel, or you human beings who are full of benevolence and morality?"

After finishing speaking, he picked up the folding fan, pointed at me from a distance, and said meaningfully: "She was just a dying old witch, how do you think she has become a beautiful little girl who can stun you now?"

I was sweating profusely, and my hair stood on end, but I weakly argued: "Because I changed into a good skin~ It was a gift from Xiaoqing...I..." But I couldn't continue, and I was like a monster. , I have nothing to say.

According to the guidance of the old demon's words, the general thinking of normal people will be:

Juvenile wine → rejuvenation → she rejuvenates → she drinks for a long time

My eyes darkened and I looked up at the old demon. From the corner of my eye, I saw Yan Chixia also had an unbelievable expression. The complex eyes that looked at me were full of disappointment and shock!

Although I may have indeed drunk the old monster's "Children's Passionate Wine" unconsciously, but I... Damn it!What's the matter with this stuffy feeling?Anyway, I just think I'm really fucking wronged!

stare!Hello old Montenegrin monster!Life and death will drag me into the water!hehe!As expected of an old monster who has lived for thousands of years!The language level is superb!A few words to discredit a person!Mr. Lu Xun is right, words are our most powerful guns!

"Thuk Thu!" After a few words bombarded me, my limbs and arms were broken, and my face was completely changed.

The old demon rolled his eyes, and shook his folding fan with a smile, as if he was disdainful of my self-pity and glaring at him at the moment. He probably thought that I was obviously a demon, but my thoughts and actions all day long advertised the behavior of "matching human beings" Ridiculous.

Right now is the best time to break me up...

"Humans are actually the cruelest and most ruthless creatures in the world."

The old demon pressed on every step of the way, piercing every sentence.

"Is there blood that you haven't stained in everything in the world? Is there anything you dare not eat? Drink blood, tear apart bones and eat meat. Humans are not my species. Is it understandable that I occasionally get a little blood on my hands? It is the world. Murderers abound. You, Yan Chixia, aren't you an executioner with blood on your hands?"

Watch the tension simmer!

And at this moment, Guo Beizhen...

I don't know when, the torrential rain has stopped and the clouds have dispersed.

The air was filled with the smell of fresh rain, and vendors who had been sheltering from the rain just now came out of shops and the like, set up sheds, set up their stalls, hung up folded flags, and took advantage of the good times to sell one after another, Officers and soldiers brought the latest wanted portraits from the county government and posted them on the bulletin board, and Miss Shusheng also met to go out for a stroll at this time...

Just when the grandma and the three were about to start a debate, a wet and frail scholar walked into the Guobei Inn as fate would have it.But none of them noticed...

The author has something to say: Biting a handkerchief~ It’s been a lot of hard work!Follow up to the present little angels~

Ning Caichen!finally!out!field!up! ╭(′▽`)╭(′▽｀)╭(′▽｀)╯

It took a long time today to modify beautiful copywriting and columns~

Are you sure you don't want to come and click to collect and keep me, a broken little demon?

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ps:

jj doesn't know why... I've been reviewing the content of the next few chapters for a few days... I really didn't write the part below the thighs. At most, take a bath... [Please pay attention to the comment area below~ I will try my best to do it Fair and just, let the old demon Yan Daxia take turns to answer readers' comments!Secretly turned into a small theater hahaha] I will tell you that this kind of warm reminder is only known to the little angels who have followed the text all the way to the present?hum~

Immediately start to enter the movie, which is also the second volume of this article [A Chinese Ghost Story], the adoption may be every two days (8 o'clock in the morning of the next day)~ Can't let me be naked...

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