[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

half a month ago...

The shopkeeper originally wanted to use the money from selling the inn to take his wife and children to Bianjing to develop a new peak in his career.All the household belongings were packed, but unexpectedly, they were blocked by the old demon who came to check the accounts.

The old demon asked: "Shopkeeper, where are you going?"

The shopkeeper replied: "Boss, I've sold the inn to you. Naturally, I want to leave as soon as possible so that you can take over~"

The old demon asked with a smile: "The shopkeeper, what I bought is 'your entire inn and people', aren't you a human being?"

Shopkeeper: "This...I...ah?"

I guess I can't beat it, and I am still at a loss. Anyway, if I stay, I will still be the shopkeeper under one person and above three people.The shopkeeper tidied up and settled down angrily, still sitting at the counter every day to calculate his never-ending account books, being a miser who enjoyed it.

One day, a handsome scholar walked into the inn, and the shopkeeper immediately called Agen to come over and take the luggage for the guest.

The shopkeeper: "There is just one room!" He tried his best to promote his inn.

The handsome scholar quickly waved his hands, but the book basket on his back was still "taken away" by Agen, he was too weak!Quickly explained the purpose of coming: "No... Boss, I am here to collect the bill from Jibaozhai."

When Ah Gen, who was holding the luggage, heard it, he immediately threw his luggage away.

The scholar was a little angry, "It's so unruly!" He rummaged through the books in the book basket.

The shopkeeper asked the scholar: "Why are the people who come to collect the bill different each time?"

The scholar was helpless: "That person was killed last time."

Seeing that the scholar took out the ledger, the shopkeeper waved his hand unhappily and said, "Anyway, you will be killed sooner or later! Don't accept it! Don't accept it!"

The scholar flipped through the ledger solemnly, "Stop joking..." His voice weakened because he found that the ledger was completely wet from the rain!The ink is so sloppy that I can't read it clearly!Immediately closed the account book and hugged it tightly, and asked gently: "Boss, can I have a look at your stub? This is a new rule."

It was too late to make amends, the old and cunning shopkeeper saw the clue, "New rules? Let's take a look!" Before he finished speaking, he reached out to grab the account book when he was not prepared.

The weak scholar has no strength to restrain the chicken, so he is no match for the shopkeeper. He helplessly resists and protects the ledger, but it is useless at all. He can only shout anxiously: "Can't read it! No!"

The shopkeeper took a look at the ledger and laughed, and suddenly he spoke with momentum, raising his voice several times: "What kind of ledger is this? It's pitch black! It's a mess! How do you collect the bill?"

The scholar was very disappointed, lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, and murmured: "If I don't receive it, I will have no money to go back. Please help me!" He could only look at the shopkeeper pitifully, hoping to be forgiven.

The miser is no longer guarding his own money, but like a loyal dog, he insists on being cheap and does not let go. He shakes his hands and wants to leave, "Since there is no account for me in the account book, I don't owe you any money! Are you trying to play tricks? Don't leave me again." Let someone come and arrest you!"

The shopkeeper saw that the scholar still didn't leave, his nature was exposed, and he tried hard to push the scholar out of the inn!

At the same time, our murderous intent is very serious...

Welcome to the old demon brainwashing class!After paying the tuition, you can sit in the last row, so as not to suffer from the double torture of mind and body. Students who have not paid the tuition please sit in the front row automatically, and quietly accept the renewal of the three views and the baptism (twisting) ceremony (qu) of the soul!

I huddled up and sat in a pile, paying attention to every move of the two of them. I first looked at the one with cold noodles, and then at the one who was eating peanuts, drinking wine, and smiling happily...

"Which of the spirits and monsters in the world has not been devoted to practice, year after year of hard work, to transform into a small fruit? Since you mortals can fight for survival, why can't we? The world is not for you alone Xiang, isn’t the person who has always been highly respected by you also the capable ones? Heh~ When it’s your turn to cry and lament the injustice of fate when the fish is slaughtered and cooked, isn’t it ridiculous to beg God’s mercy? So much? That’s why I say, if the whole world is to be ashamed and despicable, no one dares to compete with you human beings for the first place.”

The old demon sneered twice, and a series of rhetorical questions in an aggressive tone, the brows were even more domineering, and after finishing speaking, he gave me a cold glance.

I secretly groaned, you argue and argue, why do you keep staring at me?But to be honest, I secretly agree with what he said. The nearly half a year of monster life has really made me realize that it is not easy to be a monster, and it is even more difficult to be a good monster. .

Yan Chixia was Yan Chixia after all, her brows were slightly frowned, after some thought, she already had her own judgment of right and wrong.How could his strong spiritual beliefs, which he firmly believed in, be defeated so easily?

He looked up at the old demon, and spoke slowly, with clear words, neither humble nor overbearing: "You have your principles of the demon way, and I have my belief position! Different ways do not conspire with each other! Maybe I am no match for you now. , but I will always fight you to the death! Defend the principles of humanity!"

The faint contemptuous smile on the old demon's face faded away, he folded his fan, and replied seriously: "Waiting for you! I will accompany you at any time!"

It's fine if you don't fight now, anyway, your agreement is imperative!don't worry now~

Well, the debaters on both sides have already made their concluding remarks. As a half-human, half-demon, it's time for me to make a fair judgment~

I poured myself a glass of yellow rice wine mixed with water, picked it up, and said helplessly: "How can a child know the joy of a fish if he is not a fish? How can he know the pain of a fish if he knows the joy of a fish? Nothing in the world is judged by just one side of the story." right or wrong."

We have ten thousand ways to accuse others and ten thousand excuses to defend ourselves, but we often lack a feeling of being considerate of others and putting ourselves in their shoes.

Drank it down!It's better to drink Huangliang wine mixed with water and feel at ease.

Yan Chixia pondered for a moment, and said, "If you want to wait here, I will accompany you."

Um?Although I was a little surprised, I still nodded, "Okay! Do whatever you want." The legs are on his body, so if I say "not good", he will get up and leave immediately?

He wanted me to be a human, that's all, I always wanted to be a human, but God made a joke for me and sent me to ferry a ghost.

The old demon looked at the two of us, his eyes seemed to be scrutinizing, but also joking, and he smiled with a springy face, so we made fun of our names, "One swallow and one crane, birds and birds are a perfect match. Don't blame me again later The old demon spoiled your good deed." The tone was half serious and half joking, as if stating a fact.

I am a little dumbfounded, what is he talking about?

Yan Chixia was hesitant, he didn't know my name was Lai Xiaohe, he only knew that I was a banyan tree demon living in Lanruo Temple.Although he didn't understand what the old Black Mountain demon was referring to, it was also reflected that he was making fun of our relationship, he closed his eyes and adjusted his breath, closed his mouth tightly, and stopped talking.

The old demon had a displeasure on his face for some reason, snorted coldly, and stopped talking.

As soon as our side quieted down, we heard the noisy voices at the counter, chattering, it was extremely noisy!

The old demon frowned, and called loudly: "Agen! What's going on?"

Agen hurried over, he knew that this very handsome monster was his big boss, "Back to the big boss, it's a feeble scholar who came to collect bills to make trouble, and our shopkeeper is driving him away! "

The old demon laughed, and said: "Your shopkeeper didn't do a good job with this account. He is the most difficult to get money from scholars~ You go and ask him to pay the scholar's money according to the book."

"Collection"? "Scholar"?

As soon as my ears caught these two keywords, they buzzed, my brain congested and my eyes turned black!Before he came back to his senses, he heard the old demon say that he had to pay the money, and immediately kicked his legs and jumped to his feet.

He hurriedly asked: "Where... where is it! Where is... the book... the scholar?" He was so excited that he couldn't speak fluently.

Regardless of the strange eyes of the old demon and Yan Chixia, I will run to find my Ning Caichen!

At a glance, he saw a very bookish civilian scholar lying on the ground in embarrassment. He didn't care to get up and picked up the books that were overturned from the book basket in distress.

My heartbeat went straight to two hundred per minute the moment I saw him!he came!It really is him!Ning Caichen finally appeared!

I just want to go up and give him a bear hug and tell him "Dude! I've been waiting for you!"

But I can't do anything, can't say anything.

Because my every move now is likely to disrupt the development of the plot, I can only watch the plot unfold slowly and let it take its course.

Yan Chixia and the old demon also walked out of the inn at some point, standing beside me on one left and one on the right.

"Is that him?" The old demon shook his folding fan lightly, squinting his eyes at the scholar.

Yan Chixia followed my gaze, saw Ning Caichen, and asked, "If you have known each other for a long time, why didn't you go up and say hello?"

I smiled happily, like a weasel who stole a chicken, shook my head, and replied mysteriously: "It's not yet time~"

I don't know if the eyes of the three of us were too sharp. Ning Caichen, who was asking the owner of the paper talisman seller for a place to stay for free, looked back at us!

It's too late to say it!I clapped my hands upwards, tightly covering the two eye-catching big faces beside me, pretending to be looking at the sky, and raised my head desperately, "Hehe, the weather is really nice today!"

The face of the old demon under the right hand is very slippery~ feels good~

Yan Chixia on the left is too tall, standing some distance away from me, I can only cover his mouth... er... the beard is a bit prickly!

Those are second!The important thing is not to expose in advance~

"It doesn't cost money to stay, of course it is Lanruo Temple!"

Fortunately, the owner of the paper talisman gave an answer that attracted everyone's attention. The people around stopped what they were doing and stared at Ning Caichen without moving. No one paid any attention to our three pairs of extra eyes~

I snorted proudly~ Putting down my hands, it’s a small catastrophe~

Obviously, there is still a catastrophe in the follow-up... The old demon gritted his teeth and stared at me with a cold face!

ah!Why are there a few red finger marks on his face?

ah!Could it be that I didn't pay attention to the weight of my hands just now, so I shot it? !

very scary!eyeballs!Hello!Your eyeballs are going to pop out!

"Lai Xiaohe! You are an old tree demon with rough hands and feet that is more manly than a man! I have lived for 1 years and have never been slapped in the face! You..."

Back... back... back... run!

"what!"

Everyone who was frozen was called back to their rationality by a loud cry, and continued to do their own things, and the streets were bustling again...

The scholar humbly asked for advice, and then asked:

"Where is Lanruo Temple?"

The hero of the movie is in place!The good show finally kicked off!

The author has something to say: [The following are the benefits of watching me seriously]

The old demon: "Be clear, who is the hero?"

Ning Caichen: "I have never loved a second woman in my life."

(Ning Caichen, a native of Zhejiang... Every pair of people said: "There is no color in life." - Pu Songling "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio")

Yan Chixia: "She-beasts have different paths."

Lao Ying: "..." (You can be the hero without a face?)

Agen broke in: "Hey!"

Grandma: "Where is the old monk? I want the old monk!!!"

Lao Yao, Yan, Lao Ying, Ning: "..."

111: "(~o￣▽￣)~o~... run away"

After writing for so long, I found out who the male protagonist is but it is not clear, only rumors that there seems to be a big boss==? 【stand hands

swear!The small theater will never take up the number of texts!A lot of background foreshadowing, plot and so on, I secretly revealed it in the reply to the reader's comment~

ps: Last night, I secretly opened a Western fantasy article - "The Story of the Cultivation of the Ancient Castle Wolf Girl"~ Interested little angels can poke it~ There is a link in the copywriting section~A story about a vampire nobleman and a wolf girl~ Hey~ The male lead is an abstinence~ The female lead is a fluffy little wolf girl who transforms into a moonlight night~ Cute~ Of course~ My main battlefield is still here...but I have too many manuscripts...==