[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

It has been 33 days.

I sat in the lobby of the inn in Guobei Town, drinking the cheapest Huangliang wine mixed with water day after day.In the same seat, drinking the same wine, just for the only purpose - waiting for Ning Caichen to collect the bill.

After watching Xiaoqian kill people and absorb Yang Qi with my own eyes that night, I began to seriously suspect that I might have traveled to the TV series version of "A Chinese Ghost Story".

After procrastinating to more than 30 episodes, I will die!After all, Yan Chixia is still hot and tender...

After thinking about it carefully, I still feel that I have to wait patiently.Because it's just a show~ It's my turn to play, grandma, so I can't be in a hurry.Anyway, grandma and I are the biggest villain besides the old demon of Montenegro. The director will not miss me, let me get the lunch in advance, right?Anyway, I also crossed over.

It's not a problem to be bored in the underground base camp all day long, and I also met many monsters of other races in the ground of Lanruo Temple.There are centuries-old and thousand-year-olds, whether it is a black bear spirit or a jade-faced vixen, none of them are as ugly as the grandma in the movie!

Yes, I still didn't dare to look in the mirror, for fear of being ugly to death.

I'm just thinking about it, the dryad's grandmother is obviously a banyan tree, why does she have to rely on collecting male yang energy to improve her cultivation?Since it is a tree, it must have the self-consciousness of being a tree, love the sun, absorb the sun's light and actively carry out photosynthesis is the right way to practice~

Grandma usually haunts at night, no wonder she is dark, old and ugly!

But I can't stop large-scale public welfare activities such as collecting yang and nourishing yin!

The reasons are as follows:

First of all, it is precisely because I forced Nie Xiaoqian and a group of female ghosts to pick up yin and mend yang for me that Ning Caichen came here to pick on Nie Xiaoqian;

Secondly, it was precisely because I collected lives that I bound Yan Chixia to form a "murder pair" who hated and urged each other, and Yan Chixia stayed in Lanruo Temple to supervise whether I killed the right person;

In the end, it was precisely because I wanted to do evil in Lanruo Temple that I gave Nie Xiaoqian to the Heishan old demon who was loved by Wan Yao to be his concubine~ Then there was the final scene of "the old demon married, Ning Caichen snatched the marriage" !

To sum up, it can be concluded that the activity of collecting yang and nourishing yin is an important prerequisite for promoting the development of the plot, and it cannot be abolished in my hands!I still have to force Xiaoqian and the others to collect the yang energy of the passers-by!

Although after more than 30 days of mastery, I am still not proficient in my grandmother's magic skills.I think it would be better for me to adjust my work and rest time—bathing in the sun during the day, waiting for Ning Caichen to appear in the inn; Before dawn, when the yin qi of the female ghosts was at its weakest, they were ordered to send yang qi and blood essence.

Apart from dealing with the cold and arrogant Yan Chixia's routine questioning from time to time, and using some means to stabilize him from time to time, it is a bit troublesome to prevent him from having the idea that "the banyan tree demon has abandoned evil and pursued good and should go to other places to promote good and punish evil." Other than that, everything else is fine, I live quite comfortably in the monster world.

I am still the moody, mana-bound, cannibal, vicious tree demon grandma that everyone in Lanruo Temple fears.

Occasionally, I can make a formula, and my hand becomes a branch to stretch out to pick the delicious wild fruit on the top; when my personality is full, I can even fly several meters high!

However, due to the blood essence and vitality contributed by the female ghosts, I am really incapable of digesting it... In exchange for you, try to drink a bowl of red human blood without changing your face! -- Female ghosts don't need to eat, they will be full by inhaling energy, but I can't...

After several days of eating wild fruits in Lanruo Temple and eating a few meals of bird egg soup with no minced meat flavor, I was so hungry that I was pale and emaciated, weak and palpitations.I couldn't take it anymore, so I took advantage of the female ghosts' daytime rest to go down the mountain to find something to eat...

Extremely lucky!When I went out for a stroll in Lanruo Temple on the first day, I happened to meet the once-a-month temple fair. I met the snobby owner who sold paintings at the painting stall in the movie, and asked Ning Caichen to make a coffin for him. Shop buddies, little Taoists who draw runes, and bounty hunters who catch people indiscriminately!

I'm literally ecstatic!

The appearance of this series of characters is not telling me that the world I came to is not the version of "A Chinese Ghost Story" by my brother & Zu Xian?

Ha ha ha ha!Then I just need to wait quietly for Ning Caichen to appear. In order to ensure the normal development of the plot, I decided to stay at the inn where Ning Caichen appeared to collect the bill!By the way, solve the daily meal problem!

People, you can't stay in the monster's nest for too long.

When I came to the crowded Guobei Town, I felt the joy of being an ordinary human again.There is no need to be worried, no need to pretend everywhere, and the weak are not the strong, so I chose to carry out my directional squat at the Guobei Inn in peace.

Then this squat is 33 days.

The innkeeper who is greedy for money has already taken away 33 copper coins from me!I also found all this money from Xiaoqian's ashes urn.

I don't want my grandma, as the famous banyan tree demon of Lanruo Temple with a thousand years of history, to be so poor that my pockets are clothed with cloth, and I am so poor!well!Sin!

I sighed and drank the last sip of Huangliang wine in the glass.

"Gen! Pay the bill." I fished out the last few coins in my pocket and put them on the table.

A Gen is the second waiter in the inn. In the movie, he pretends to be very powerful, but in fact he is also very powerful.

Moreover, because I was poor, I tipped him very little every time, so he never gave me a good face.

But I'm really at a loss today, and I don't know anyone else here except the snobby shopkeeper and A Gen.Besides, as the object of the inquiry, no one in the Jianghu knows, and there is no more suitable candidate than the boss and clerk in the inn on the central cross road where people come and go.

A Gen walked over, shaking the white towel on his shoulders, raised his eyebrows, pulled the copper plate into his palm, squinted and fiddled with it a few times, and hummed a disdainful "Cut!" in his nose.

Agen probably looks down on me, who has no money and doesn't do production every day, stays in inns every day, and eats and waits to die.

It's okay, I don't care because he's right.

I smiled cordially, reached out and grabbed the burlap sleeve of Agen who turned and left.

You know, during the 33 days here, besides waiting for Ning Caichen to be the most active, what I am most passionate about is practicing illusion.

Heart of beauty in everyone!What's more, I'm just a stinky girl in my twenties, it's really hard to sleep and eat if I have to wear a thousand-year-old face every day!

When I stepped up to practice illusion, Xiaoqing, who was my confidant, thoughtfully gave me a pair of mortal woman's skin, a gift called "Welcome to Lanruo Temple Ghost World".

Although the current appearance has nothing to do with the beauty of the country, it is more than enough to be amiable and not to scare people.

"Hey~ Dear Agen! Do you know of any way in Guobei Town to make money fast enough for me to live comfortably?" I quietly stuffed a few copper coins into his hand, with a humble tone and smiled. Yingying asked him to inquire.

The author has something to say: Because this is the first time I post an article, I didn’t pay attention at the beginning, the number of words is relatively small, please don’t mind, the number of words in the rest is 3200+~

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