[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

After I handed over the last few copper coins, I hoped that Agen could show me the way.

A Gen raised his eyebrows, weighed the money in his hand, smiled a little "pleasantly", then pouted at the shopkeeper standing at the counter who was crackling with his abacus, and said, "Hey! I say guest officer, you If you can do the work of washing dishes, sweeping the floor, and washing clothes, our shopkeeper will do it for you!"

"Hey~Of course~~If you want to be able to clean the toilet, warm the quilt, and give birth to babies, then the money will naturally come faster!" After Agen said, he gave me a wink of "you understand", and smiled. Extremely obscene.

I nodded, and held my chin in deep thought...

Washing the dishes, sweeping the floor and doing the laundry is hard work. As a lazy modern girl, I don't like this kind of work very much.As for the humiliating tasks of cleaning the toilet, warming the quilt, and giving birth to babies, as a self-respecting and self-loving grandmother of Lanruosi, I need to think again.

"This girl!"

The next table listened carefully to our conversation. A man with a mustache and a mischievous eyebrow came up to me with a sly smile, and said to me: "If you are brave enough, you can go to the Fuyun Temple on the Black Mountain to try! There are A rich man, he is going to have a big birthday in a few days, and now all over the world are recruiting people, the salary is high, the treatment is good, and the salary is paid every day! Food and board are included! Guaranteed that you are worthwhile!"

The response from the people around the inn was great.Everyone stopped what they were doing, stared at me, remained motionless, and the surroundings suddenly became silent.

Well?I touched my face in amazement, could it be that there is a third eye growing on my forehead?What's with their terrified expressions?

After the man with the mustache made a serious cough, everyone started to be noisy again in the blink of an eye, drinking tea, drinking wine, chewing steamed buns, officials with knives holding portraits and randomly arresting people, Taoist priests selling talismans and customers themselves. Gu Zi was talking.

"Heishan Floating Cloud Palace? Where is that place?" I turned to look at him and asked curiously.Judging from everyone's reaction, it seems that there is a den of ghosts and monsters, which is comparable to the bad reputation of my Lanruo Temple.

I don't know if I'm sensitive and suspicious, or they really have been eavesdropping on our conversation.After I finished asking the question, the people who were near me suddenly dispersed, crying and running away.

I wiped off the tea leaves that the aunt next door had splashed on my face when she was startled and running around, managed to pull out an amiable smile, nodded slightly to indicate that it was okay, and wanted to continue talking.

There is one of the golden rules of time travel, all the new places that appear newly and are avoided by everyone are generally related to the plot and serve the protagonist's success in becoming famous.Since the protagonist hasn't appeared yet, I, the big villain, naturally has reason to sweep away all the blind spots in the plot, laying the foundation for the smooth development of the plot later, so that I can know what's going on and respond to all changes with the same!

But this time, I believe I did make an extremely wise and decisive choice!Because I have now embarked on the grand road of going to Fuyun Cave in Heishan to be a temporary maid for birthday banquets!

The grand master who held a birthday party in the Fuyun Temple in Heishan had a reputation like thunder, and his nickname was even more resounding.

Yes!The long-awaited began to come out!He is my favorite!good!shoot!files! ——Old Black Mountain Demon!

hey-hey!I can't help but be excited at the thought of my historic first meeting with this awesome and famous character!

There is a man who is afraid of all humans, monsters, ghosts, and ghosts. He is rich, powerful, and capable.Usually, we will position this role as: a god-like teammate!

After searching all over the body again, I finally found a few copper coins as introduction fees for the horoscope.Then I followed the direction he pointed out - the Cui Wei mountain peak shrouded in dark clouds, to find the highest peak of Montenegro, the old demon's den of Montenegro - the location of Fuyun Temple.

I traveled all the way west, detoured east and west, trekked through mountains and rivers, and finally came to the gate at the bottom of the mountain.

My feet are already sore and swollen from walking. After all, my grandma is a thousand-year-old old man, and her bones are very weak.However, now that I have reached the foot of the mountain anyway, I don't have to worry about it for a while. I just sit on a stone, rub my feet, and massage myself.

His grandma is a bear!After all, the Black Mountain old monster is an old monster with a higher rank than grandma!See how many people choose places to build mansions!Black clouds cover the sun, Daofeng breaks through the clouds, rocks are craggy, and the demon spirit is soaring!At first glance, it is the place where the big monster lives.After such a comparison, the dark underground tree hole where grandma lives is a fart!It's like a mouse's nest and Lingxiao Palace!

I have never seen the Nantian Gate to the Lingxiao Palace, but I have seen the Xuantian Gate leading to the Fuyun Palace.

I stood up, patted the dust off my clothes, and continued walking up the only avenue up the mountain.

After walking less than a hundred meters, the originally desolate and sparsely populated mountain road became more and more lively at this time, with people's voices buzzing, black heads moving, and shoulders crowded.

Nonsence!No...it's the demon heads.

The weasel king, the jade-faced fox, the red dog king, the old Qingyang Taoist, the bat king, the wild boar demon, the Yan ghost, the snow demon, the Jiadi fairy... all the monsters and ghosts with a radius of [-] miles are all blocked on this road!

I saw them all dressed up happily, and each piece of gorgeous clothes made people energetic!Some hold them in their arms, some hold them in their arms, some hold them on their heads, and some hold them in their hands...these are all kinds of birthday gifts that come to pay homage to birthdays.

However, they are currently blocked by the guards guarding the mountain gate outside the Xuantian Gate and are not allowed to let them go.

Among the bustling animals and plants, I am the only one who looks like a serious human being. Although I am small and exquisite, I seem to stand out from the crowd and feel out of place.

I was looking around complacently, when I suddenly noticed an embarrassing phenomenon... Why do they all avoid me?

Hello!Stinky Frog!What do you mean by covering your nose? -- I didn't fart again!

whispering sound!With an extremely unnatural expression, I pretended not to care, but silently pricked up my ears and listened carefully to the gossip of the goblins.

It took a long while to find out... Falk!This group of little monsters, they actually feel that there is a strange smell in me that is not a monster, and a person is not a human!What the hell! ?

Hmph~ I still despise your weird looks!Animal body and human face, human face and animal heart!

I am out of mud and not a demon!Uneducated little goblins!Do you understand?

There is a small pavilion at the Xuantianmen Mountain, and in the pavilion is an white goat spirit wearing a white robe, whose upper eyelids and lower eyelids are fighting...

When I looked at him from a distance, I always felt that he looked very familiar, but I just couldn't remember where I saw him.

The Hei Niu Jing who was ordered to guard the Xuantian Gate had sharp eyes, but he saw me at a glance, and shouted at me from a long distance: "You! Come here!"

I looked around in a daze, and the other goblins didn't respond, so I pointed to my nose in surprise: "Huh? You called me?"

"I'm talking about you, mortal girl! As a temporary part-time maid, I'm procrastinating, so hurry up and report to the Floating Cloud Palace!" The bull's eyes glared angrily, and two jets of black air came out from the big black nostrils with nose rings, fierce very.

In the gazebo, the squinting Aries spirit held luck in his hands, secretly casting a spell on a small portrait of a young girl in his sleeve and burning it to ashes...

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