[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

The moon is hazy, the shadows are vague, and the atmosphere is awkward.

As soon as the old demon followed suit, she called me "good girl".

It was rare for the old monster to reflect on his conscience that he would make a mistake once, so he smiled at me apologetically.

Laugh at your head!I couldn't help but glared at him, but when I met his face, I couldn't lose my temper, mom!Looking at the face of the world, one can only hope that Yan Chixia didn't hear at all.

"Shua Shua Shua" looked at Yan Chixia.

Yan Chixia didn't know whether she was a little dumbfounded by the old demon's "interracial love theory", or she was dazed by his "daddy".

In short, his expression was very tangled, and he glanced at me complicatedly.

"The Black Mountain old demon is a banyan tree spirit?"

"..."

"Hehe." I grinned smirk, caressing the beating little heart of "Bang Bang" to express a hundred thousand blessings, life is really full of blood!Such a big reversal and misunderstanding really made me think Yan Chixia is cute!

"He is you..." Yan Chixia asked.

"No." The old demon laughed and interrupted simply.

Suddenly, a melodious, weeping piano sound came from the direction of the waterside pavilion. Yan Chixia focused her attention and said, "A monster has come out to move around again! Oops! Ning Caichen!"

Turning around, he hurriedly ran towards the water pavilion...

Eh!I reacted, shocked.That was the romantic first encounter between Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen!How can you destroy it! ?

I was about to fly forward to catch up, but I found that there was still a piece of wrist held by the old demon.

The old demon froze for a moment, smiled and let go.

"Crack—ah!" I lost my restraint, threw myself forward, and successfully captured Yan Chixia...

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The waterside pavilion is called Water Residence.

The green yarn is graceful, the strings are broken, the beautiful eyes are slender, and the scholar is stupid.

Repeating the same trick, I knocked out the dazed Yan Chixia and led the reluctant old demon to lurk in the darkness—listening to the corner of the wall and feeding mosquitoes.

Ning Caichen, who was dripping wet, didn't catch the white gauze that Xiaoqian deliberately threw into the cold pool water, curled up and shivered, and said stupidly: "Tomorrow I will definitely pick it up for you, the water is too cold!"

Xiaoqian weak Liu Fufeng, half leaning on Ning Caichen.

Ning Caichen was very embarrassed, moved away two steps, rubbed his hands, not daring to look at Xiaoqian, and murmured: "Why are your hands colder than mine?" Turning around, he found that Xiaoqian's face was just behind him. Cun Xu blushed with shame, but still asked with concern:

"Miss, you look so pale, you must be sick! It's best to find a doctor..."

When had Xiaoqian ever seen such a foolish and incomprehensible scholar, she was quite helpless, annoyed and couldn't help but find it funny: "As long as you give me some warmth..."

The lips slowly come closer...

The old demon folded his arms, rolled his eyes, and rolled his eyes: "Idiot!"

Ning Caichen suddenly sneezed due to the cold, and at the same time pushed Xiaoqian away.

Then he explained in a hurry: "I shouldn't have pushed you away, but if it wasn't like this, I'm afraid... I'm afraid you'll be sprayed all over your face... That's really impolite!"

Xiaoqian made a trick, brushing off the white shirt with one hand, revealing smooth and delicate shoulders and pouring it into Ning Caichen's arms.

The old demon glanced at me coldly, and said with his eyes: "Have you ever done this before?"

I stared and retorted: "Where is there?"

The old demon snorted coldly, and glanced at my calf with a smile.

Oh... At that time, in order to stop Ning Caichen from going down the mountain, I also lifted up my calf pants, frowning and searching: "How do you know?"

"I won't tell you~"

On the other side of the waterside pavilion, Ning Caichen saw Xiaoqian's pale face and almost fainted. He was very anxious and had no intentions. He didn't realize that it was Xiaoqian who was trying to seduce him.

The old demon continued to complain: "Isn't the female ghost's face pale and flushed?"

"Wait, I'll go find the bearded man..." Before Ning Caichen finished speaking, Xiaoqian gave him a meaningful look, then suddenly got up and blew on Ning Caichen.Ning Caichen's eyes became more and more dull, and finally passed out.

"Ning Caichen!" Yan Chixia's voice came from afar after waking up.

The old demon looked at me and asked what I meant, "Do you want to hurt Yan Chixia again?"

I shook my head and laughed so hard, "No! No! It's perfect!" I gestured "OK" to him, thinking that he couldn't understand, I had no choice but to put it down embarrassingly.

I leaped across the water and came to the water residence, and whispered softly in Ning Caichen's ear: "That lady in white shirt left a piano in the pavilion, why don't you hurry up and chase it to give it back to her! You have to help her! You must help her! Because she is the one you are destined to..."

Psychological suggestion and light hypnosis, I don't know if it will work or not, I woke up Ning Caichen, and jumped in an instant, wanting to perform lightness kung fu - floating on the water and returning to the old demon's side.

Unfortunately, I always seem to overestimate my abilities.

Because I only floated less than three meters like a swallow, I went straight into the water...

"Pfft!"

Damn!I can't swim!

When I fell into the water, I tossed my hands and feet, dog planing, freestyle, and butterfly.His eyes widened in a panic, deep darkness under the water, moonlight all around, and faint starlight above his head...

"Plop!" There seemed to be another sound of falling into the water.

My eyes, ears, mouth and nose were filled with a lot of cold pool water. It was so cold, and the feeling of suffocation in the depths of my memory suddenly flooded into my mind, that kind of helpless despair, trying to catch something in vain, but what? Can't keep it.

At that time, the sad and world-weary girl who once wanted to drown herself, when the last sliver of clarity was about to be lost, her body as an animal's instinct for survival suddenly awakened, and suddenly floated to the surface of the water to regain air.

Love the world as much as you hate yourself.

Quiet and pure blue, deep to jet black.

Just die like this?

Do not!

Suddenly a cold hand grabbed my arm and pulled me out of the water.

I regained the air and gasped greedily.

A pair of dark eyes with slightly reddened corners appeared in front of me. He lowered his eyes coldly, his chest heaved rapidly while breathing, and his black hair stuck to his forehead like smooth silk, covering his eyes. Forbearable emotions.

It turned out that it was the old monster who saved me.

Well?I seem to be stepping on the ground...

I poked my feet under it, and it was really the bottom of the pool covered with soft mud. I couldn't help being surprised, isn't this pool too shallow?The waterline only reaches my neck, the old demon's chest.

The old monster tightly held my arm with one hand, and pulled my chin with the other, forcefully forcing me to look directly at him, his cold fingers trembling unconsciously, and his lips were pale.

"Lai Xiaohe! Listen to me! You will never do such a thing of belittling yourself!" His tone was fierce, almost gritting his teeth.

I looked at the old monster with my mouth half open in surprise, partly because of the pain from being pinched by him, I hesitated a little, did he think I just wanted to commit suicide?

how come?How could I be so stupid?How can you fall a second time where you have fallen?It won't drown me like this.What's more, now I have more important things to accomplish than suicide.

We stood face to face in the cold pool, the starry sky shone on the surface of the water, sparkling slightly, and there seemed to be a layer of silver tulle floating between the sky and the earth, his breath was warm, with a faint fragrance of crabapple flowers, I A little dazzled.

He suddenly let go of my jaw, stared at me, and said slowly and softly: "I can do this kind of thing." He pursed his lips, paused and asked, "Aren't we allies?"

I stared at him, with a pair of slightly raised phoenix eyes on a beautiful face, the moonlight imprinted in the eyes slowly extinguished, turning into unfathomable darkness, there seemed to be thousands of words in there, but in the end it was silent.

I don't know if it's the cold water in the pool, or his eyes are too cold, I shiver involuntarily.

The old demon wrapped his arms around me, picked me up by the waist, and flew me ashore.

A moment later, Ning Caichen woke up leisurely, got up in a daze, took the Qin left by Xiaoqian, and chased after him.

I worked hard to wring out the water from my hair and clothes, and I planned to drag the old demon to follow Ning Caichen without stopping.

I don't know when the old demon has changed into clean clothes, but he folded his arms and stared at me blankly. There was a little imperceptible anger in his eyes, and he threw a set of lotus-colored women's dresses at me, covering his head and face. , covered my head, took a dry towel out of thin air, and roughly wiped my wet hair.

"And what's the rush for you, a three-legged cat? Heh~ Don't infect me when the wind and cold come..." He sneered, and his hands were even stronger.

I had a black face helplessly, sir, can you stop doing such heart-warming things while saying such hurtful things?This kind of attitude is too confusing, the ghost can tell whether you are kind to others, or if you are sincerely trying to reprimand me, is it Daddy Song possessed again?

Are Geminis more powerful?

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In the eerie dark forest.

"Why are you following me?" Xiaoqian asked Ning Caichen why he came after her.

Ning Caichen blushed and looked foolish, before Qin gave her hand, Xiaoqian felt Yan Chixia's strong pressure, turned her head and continued running.

Then it becomes like this:

Xiaoqian runs → Ning Caichen chases → I and the old demon follow in secret → Yan Chixia pursues

Mode.

"Why do you keep running?" Ning Caichen followed panting.

Xiaoqian looked back anxiously while running: "There are bad people! If I don't leave, I will die!"

At this time, the old demon who had returned to normal couldn't help but roll her eyes, and complained: "Didn't she die early? Women just like to lie, even if they become ghosts. Yan Chixia has become a bad person."

I pouted, resisting the urge to argue.

After all, I'm also a liar.

I, who have been focusing on the development of the plot for 20 years, stretched my long legs and turned into a tree trunk blocking the way.

Sure enough, Ning Caichen, who didn't look at the road at all, kicked my leg, fell to the ground, and threw Xiaoqian like I threw Yan Chixia...

Can't help but secretly proud, hehe!In the movie, it is from then on, even if this marriage is formed.

I retracted my feet, laughing until my facial features twisted into a ball.

I rely on!It hurts!Ning Caichen, an idiot, kicked him hard!

This time unexpectedly, instead of gloating, the old demon actually frowned, knelt down and gently rubbed my legs for me.

"Speaking out is really embarrassing to the king. The old demon of Montenegro protected a stupid woman, not only watched her do all kinds of stupid things... but also accompanied her all the way to the dark... If it gets out, I won't be able to get along... ...It doesn't matter, I'm too lazy anyway..." He muttered and didn't know what to say, he looked like a little lady with deep grievances, and because he couldn't stop his husband's debauchery, he could only swallow his anger.

I am embarrassed, ah bah!What strange association?Busily talking about him, she smirked: "Xiaoqian should have a little bit of affection for Ning Caichen!"

hehe.Playing stupid is my principle of conduct.

The author has something to say: thieves are too rampant, little angels must take good care of their belongings!

[Being stolen has become a reason for not thinking about codewords]

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