[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

Last time I said that I tricked the idiot Ning Caichen to "throw down" the beauty Xiaoqian, and thought happily that Ning Caichen had already gained seven points of Xiaoqian's favor.

But the old monster didn't seem to take it seriously, and sneered and said: "How can a nerd who doesn't understand style win a beautiful woman?" When I heard that tone, there was a hint of hatred for iron and steel.

I smiled meaningfully, he is a person who is always in a romantic situation, how can he understand that a fool's infatuation will never change?

"Carrots and vegetables, each has his own love. What Xiaoqian longs for is a lover who truly pities her, while Ning Caichen is weak and delicate, so he naturally needs a weak woman like Xiaoqian who has a miserable life experience to show his masculinity. In this way Your partner is a match made in heaven~ You know what?"

I deliberately lowered my voice, and analyzed it to him in a mysterious and logical tone. I have been immersed in romantic dramas for more than 20 years, and my cultivation level is not low. I even drink chicken soup for the soul directly from the pot.

The old demon raised his head slightly with interest, and asked with a smile on his face, "What about Little Feihe? What color radish do you like? What flavor of greens?" His eyes were clear and clear.

Want to win votes by laughing?How can I please him.

I rolled my eyes, and immediately replied with a smile: "Of course I like the hero Yan the most—a chivalrous swordsman who can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, has a perfect figure, good performance, and great ambition~ What's more, you, my lord! Didn't you also say that Hero Yan and I are 'one swallow and one crane are a perfect match for birds and birds'?"

The old demon narrowed his eyes slightly, and with a "hehe" smile, he retracted the peach-blossom-colored curve at the corner of his mouth, and exerted force with his hands.

Damn!A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!

Seeing that my facial features were wrinkled in pain, and I opened my mouth to make squeaking mouth shapes, but didn't dare to really make a sound, the narrow-minded old monster let go.

Smelly beauty is the best in the world!Can't hear a bad word!

Wherever his fingers touched, the pain did not decrease at all, but instead spread a fire.

You must retaliate, you are a narrow-minded villain!I glared at him angrily.

The old demon stood up casually, and glanced at me lightly, his eyes were like stars, but there was a cold smile in his eyes.The old demon lost weight, and the moonlight streaming from the branches made his pale face even more haggard, and his proud pointed chin outlined a lonely arc.

I clenched my hands, feeling a little remorse in my heart, he likes to listen well, so what if I say ten sentences, hundreds of sentences, and thousands of sentences to him?Feeling lost, I can only look away to see the development of the story over there.

Yan Chixia didn't notice Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen who were already lying on the ground, holding swords, and ran to other directions to look for them with cold faces.

Xiaoqian softly lingered in Ning Caichen's ear and whispered pitifully, playing tricks on her.

The fragrance of the gentle daughter in his arms made Ning Caichen blush, his face flustered, and the deer bumped wildly.

In our opinion, it is tantamount to brainwashing Ning Caichen.

"The bad guy just passed by."

"Which bad guy?"

"The bearded man who lives in Lanruo Temple. If he finds out, I will definitely die!" With tender eyebrows and intimate body, Xiaoqian stared affectionately at the foolish and incomprehensible woman in front of her. A stupid scholar who is at a loss.

"Oh! It's that bearded Yan Chixia who lives next door to me? As soon as I saw him, I knew he wouldn't be a good person!" Ning Caichen was a little ignorant, and it took him a long time to realize it. He hurriedly stood up, and immediately wanted to be stepped on The cat with its tail scrambled up neatly.

Silently watching the progress in the dark, I saw Yan Chixia who came back again after smelling the evil spirit, and I was in a bad mood. Although it is said that you have one of the best appearances tonight in the script, you have tried every means to get Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen to be trained. Feelings, as a little matchmaker, I was really itching my teeth, "Yan Chixia lingers..."

"It's too dangerous for you to be alone, I'll take you back!" The blushing Ning Caichen looked at Xiaoqian under the moon and said thoughtfully.She was so beautiful in his eyes, with a faint halo on the fluttering white cage, like a fairy descending from the nine heavens.

Probably Xiaoqian was afraid that I would let my grandma know about the existence of Ning Caichen, so she hastily refused: "My family doesn't allow me to be with strange men."

Ning Caichen, a fool, immediately came up with a good idea presumptuously.

"Ah! Miss, I have some friendship with the bearded man. I will lure him away later. When he catches me, you will have successfully escaped. He should not hurt me..." Out of a sincere heart, Ning Caichen's sense of justice and responsibility was undoubtedly revealed at this time, and he looked up at Xiaoqian sincerely.

Xiaoqian was also a little dazed, probably never seen such a foolish scholar who was so kind to a woman she had never met for no reason, always thinking of others, as pure as a piece of rough jade, the value of affection is natural UPUP rises in a straight line~

Ning Caichen handed the piano to Xiaoqian, and turned around with a glimmer of death in his eyes.

The little white rabbit took the initiative to provoke the big bad wolf, for the first time!

He turned around to leave, but Xiaoqian held him reluctantly.

"What's your name?"

Ning Caichen looked at Xiaoqian holding his hand in embarrassment, her cheeks were flushed, she scratched her head, and replied with a smirk, "Ning Caichen, Ning Caichen from Lanxi. What about you?"

"Nie Xiaoqian."

Ning Caichen blushed slightly, smiled silly, murmured it once, and asked a little embarrassedly: "I'll... I'll go to Xiaoting to find you tomorrow night, okay?"

Ning Caichen, who promised to leave tomorrow morning, received Xiaoqian's affirmative answer with a wink of his eyes, smiled with satisfaction, turned around, and looked for the bearded man anxiously.

I quickly took off the skin bag, stuffed it into the hands of the old demon, and took out my grandma's formal attire at work - a high crown and black thread with a golden thread and border pattern.

Sad!I think back when my mother was rich, I drew the design drawing according to my memory, and paid a lot of money to ask the master craftsman in the tailor shop to make it tailor-made, and spent ten taels of silver extravagantly!Look at the pattern, look at the embroidery, look at the texture, first-class high-end products, the only dissatisfaction is the color.I don't know what grandma thinks, is the black clothes of Yishui'er wearing a birthday suit?

ah!By the way, the next time you follow Ning Caichen to Guobei Town to pick up the money, don't forget to pick up Xiaoqian's red wedding dress!Being sloppy, I suddenly remembered that there was still such a thing, and quickly took out a pen and paper from the sleeve of the old demon Liuyun Qiankun, and wrote it in the small plan book, while not forgetting to ask the old demon:

"No matter what happens later, you can't show up, my lord! Be sure, absolutely, 100% don't disrupt the plot! You know what? Only then can we complete the 'End of the Play' perfectly, you get your portrait, I... that So what?" I mumbled.

Finally it's my turn to show up!Excited, I didn't pay attention to the frown of the old demon behind me.

Ning Caichen noticed the movement and immediately attracted Yan Chixia, who was so frightened that he hurriedly knelt down with his head in his arms.

A pure natural idiot!

Fool, Yan Chixia hurts you only if you don't recognize you!

Unable to let go, Xiaoqian who had been secretly following Ning Caichen yelled "Danger!" and flew down from the tree to stop Yan Chixia!

Only then did Yan Chixia, who was blocked, decided that the target was in front of her eyes, pulled out the seven-foot nail and shot at Xiaoqian!

Xiaoqian had seen the power of the seven-foot nails not long ago, and that time she was shattered, and when she saw Yan Chixia take out the magic weapon again, her face turned pale with fright, and she used the move "Flying Immortal" Wuxiu" just wants to escape!

If it was my negligence that caused Xiaoqian to suffer catastrophe, then this time I must not let Yan Chixia hurt Xiaoqian at all!

I opened my eyes solemnly, and my right hand turned into a banyan branch, and I swung it out like lightning, blocking the menacing seven-foot fine nail.

The fine nail was inserted into the trunk, and the dry trunk immediately caught fire.

It's time for a dog!

Grandma is too short of water!Such a small amount of friction can actually generate heat and fire!The live version drills wood to make fire.

I was so angry, I should have changed my wet clothes if I knew it!

After fluttering for a long time, I couldn't blow out the fire on the black branches. I couldn't help but feel a little discouraged, give up on myself, burn it, burn it!Anyway, next spring it will grow again.

"Use the sword to use the sword! Why do you still use nails?! You have the audacity to say that you are not a Taoist priest! Hmph! Yan Chixia, you stinky shameless person, do you think you can stick a villain?!" said to herself, Swearing.

Clearing my throat, I read my lines: "We all just want to live in Lanruo Temple, why do you keep getting along with me?! I didn't kill anyone tonight! Xiaoqian and the scholar (& ghost) you and I , can't you see it?"

There are such lines in the movie, which are really deep into the heart!Speak your heart!I can't help but want to give the screenwriter 32 likes.

Yan Chixia put her five fingers together, tightly clenched the sword in her hand, frowned and looked at me coldly.

"You shouldn't force your female ghosts to kill innocent people anymore."

"I didn't," I replied confidently, "Xiaoqian didn't hurt Ning Caichen at all just now, but when you almost hurt the scholar by mistake, she flew to save him."

Yan Chixia was harassed by me for a while, and she actually believed my words, with a hesitant expression on her face.

I sighed, and sure enough, I couldn't get rid of my conscience to kill Yan Chixia's "Three Views". I slowed down my tone and discussed: "Didn't you say that as long as I reduce the evil, we can still be regarded as the same people?"

Yan Chixia pursed her lips and said nothing, but approached slowly, put away her ancient and clumsy sword full of murderous aura, and slapped out the open flame on the branch for me with a dark face.

"You are playing with fire when you hang out with the old demon of Montenegro. It is equivalent to cheating and playing with my guidance to you. If you continue like this, you will get into trouble one day. At that time, I...I must destroy you with my own hands." He said Frowning and staring at me for a while, he pondered, paused, and finally couldn't help asking: "Have you thought about this?"

Even if I have thought about this kind of question, I can't answer you.I always knew that I was playing with fire, and the first person to burn to death would not be anyone else but myself.The "one day" you said that I will cause trouble will not be very far away, and I will ask you to destroy me with your own hands.

I avoided his gaze and looked down at the burn on my arm. Fortunately, it wasn't very serious, it was just an ordinary trauma.It doesn't matter, anyway, it was my grandmother who couldn't see anyone, but it hurt a little. I looked at the wound carefully and let out a long breath.

A gust of wind blew by, and I immediately burned three sticks of incense in my heart and said sorry to my grandma, sorry for using your body, I don’t know how to cherish it if I dislike it, I will regret it well, you old man, please don’t come to me , I didn't kill you.

Yan Chixia saw that I was in a trance, hesitated to speak, pursed her lips, and said for a while: "There is no evidence, and I, Yan Chixia, never gossip about people behind their backs. However, I suspect that the recent bloody storm in Guobei Town and the old The devil, the black mountain old demon, has something to do with it. You'd better be careful, he might be practicing some evil skills."

I was taken aback when I heard the words, and from the corner of my eye I glanced at where the old monster in the forest was, and said unnaturally with the corners of my mouth: "It shouldn't be? I'm with him every day..."

Yan Chixia cut off my words impatiently, "I will investigate thoroughly, and I will never let any devil who kills innocent people be spared!"

Uh, you already have a deep prejudice against him...

The forest was silent, and the wild beasts also took away their breath and footprints, lurking in the darkness and patiently waiting for the final fatal blow.

The summer wind blows, the leaves make a rustling sound, the moonlight is miserable, and there are dark blue and dark green ghost fires in the forest at night. Looking down from the top of the mountain, they are bright and dim like sporadic solitary lights. The Jade Palace, under the feet of Huangquan Wanzhang.

In addition to the people in the forest who are either open or dark, there is also a pair of ghost eyes full of resentment flashing past...

The author has something to say: Two chapters of 48 appeared in my mind the day before yesterday

Got into the water again last night, wrote two 49 chapters

There is no little angel to remind me!so sad

I decided to let it become a floating cloud in Chapter [-] [It's so willful

Watching the surveillance for another day today, I am going to be blind, please be gentle, love & caress please collect and warm my heart. [Mary Su disease that hurts when you get a code word--