[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

I was so scared that I was drunk by the big black bull guarding the gate!

It's so vicious!

He seemed to be aware of the infinite slander in my heart, staring at his round bull eyes and frowning, staring at me impatiently.

Really big muscle cow!

I hastily used my hands and feet to push aside the pile of monsters like a human wall, and hurriedly approached the big black cow.I only heard a noisy swearing sound coming from behind me passing by, there was no way, there were too many monsters, I accidentally stepped on the feet of other monsters, and was stepped on several times by other monsters.

Of course, entering the mountain does not mean that the black cow who guards the gate roars, and I can go up.

Traffic control in Montenegro is very strict.Is the old demon's mansion a place where ordinary goblins come and go whenever they want?Especially during the period of the old demon's ten-thousand-year birthday, any person & demon entering and exiting Montenegro must have an entry document signed and stamped by the demon's head.As for the demons and ghosts who are formally invited, ordinary guests have to show invitation cards, while high-end guests don't bother to go on mountain roads, so they usually choose to fly away by air with fluttering clothes and flying mounts.

When a temporary non-staff person like me signed up for work, Bazixu gave me a card made of black mountain stone with the words "temporary worker" engraved on it.I thought it was too low to hang around my neck, so I took it off and put it in my sleeve.

Now, except for my clothes, all I have is this card. I am poor and white, and I am clean!

The gatekeeper Hei Niu Jing glanced at my card, then looked at my face, suddenly turned around and ran to the nearby resting pavilion with a strange expression, chattering, not knowing what to do with the white sheep spirit who looked a little sinister and cunning. talking about something.

The white goat spirit didn't even look at me, and nodded impatiently, then waved him away.

Hei Niu Jing went out of the pavilion, stood upright with his knife upright, and waved his hands to let the young generals go.

Although I thought it was a bit strange, I didn't think too much about it, um, maybe it's like an official procedure or something, reporting new members to the superior?don't know.

I put away the "Temporary Worker" card, then turned around and waved my handkerchief tearfully to the group of demons who were about to enter behind me, goodbye, comrades!Grandma, I will go to explore the road, and I will bring some cards to sell to you~ Don't miss me too much!

As soon as he turned around, he jumped up and down proudly.Damn!It feels great to be privileged!

Every time I am envious of waiting at the airport, seeing the sour grapes of those VIPs who go to VIP is greatly satisfied at this moment!I am actually a small citizen, and I am proud of being a citizen~ la la la ~

All the people coming and going on the way to Floating Cloud Palace are demons and goblins!

When I walked to the mountainside, I realized that because Heishan wanted to hold a grand birthday banquet for the old demon, the lower part of the main peak, the Fuyun Hall, and the relatively flat valley were set up as a place to entertain the guests who came to the banquet from thousands of miles away. resting place.

Gradually, this place has developed into a demon town!

The goblin who guards the door is a wild wolf, the one who transports is a colorful tiger, the one who carries a food box is a leopard, the one who drinks tea upstairs is a white crane, the one who plays mahjong downstairs is a fox, and the goblin wandering on the road is a thousand-year-old urban management. A ruler-footed python and a ten-foot-long snake!It is simply a leisure and entertainment base for monsters!

I walked like a car, carefully pulled over and walked on the Temporary Town Avenue, not daring to go too fast or too slow.According to the work arrangement, now I have to continue to climb up, first report to the general management office, receive the assigned tasks, and then do my job well in a down-to-earth manner.

Then I received a generous salary, and went down the mountain to continue to drink, eat meat, and eat white flour steamed buns, living my life in a daze, waiting infatuatedly for Ning Caichen to appear.

As for now, I just hope that no other side issues will arise and delay the plan to go home.

But the pissing nature of the general story is-what to be afraid of!

"Rong Yasha!" Suddenly, someone on the road spoke, quickly caught up with me, and patted my shoulder. The rough voice already revealed that the master was in an extremely happy mood.

If I'm not wrong, yes, my clumsy illusion has been seen through, and my real body has been recognized!Even though I don't want to admit it, "Yasha" is indeed my nickname for my grandma. As for the name, Xiaoqing and Xiaoqian don't know it, and I don't even know it...

I take a deep breath to open my mind and calm down!In the spirit of being frank and lenient, and resisting strictness, he replied with a heavy heart: "Yes, it's me."

turn around.

Wow!Why is it another cow?

This time it was a big, muscular, open-minded green bull spirit with thick and long horns!

From the point of view of the cow, it is really a strong and handsome cow. It should be quite strong and delicious when eaten with red wine!Look at those pecs!Look at this steak meat!Look at the front thigh!

Tut tut!I couldn't help swallowing my saliva.It looks like, grandma, I drink bad wine every day, bask in the sun to keep healthy, and want to eat meat, I am going crazy!

"Yasha! You are so beautiful today! It is indistinguishable from your beauty and appearance 700 years ago! Haha! I can't help being tempted again~ It's a pity that my mother-in-law is too jealous, otherwise I I'll take you back to the Huoyan Mountain, anyway, you miss the old demon and you won't miss it!" The old cow squinted and took my little hand, and used his hoof, which was as rough as sand, to grind the palm of my hand to death. Skin.

After digesting his crackling words sentence by sentence, I suddenly realized that I couldn't help being surprised!

Successfully realized the transition from "sad face (--)" to "faint ∑(°△°|||)︴"!Look at my reflection arc longer than cosmic light waves!

head!First!this!head!ox!yes!ox!magic!king! ! !The big radish bull devil king!The red boy's father!Princess Iron Fan and her husband!Brother Sun Wukong!The lover of the jade-faced fox!Ruyi is really immortal, his brother!

Secondly!What is "Anyway, you miss the old demon and you can't miss it"?Grandma is thinking about the Montenegrin old demon? !The Montenegrin old demon still dislikes grandma? !

at last!How did you see that I was grandma at a glance? !

I was shocked in my heart, not only because I was frightened by the situation that I didn't understand at all, but also!The characters who originally only existed in the stories in the book now really appeared in front of my eyes.

and!he!Home!Of course!return!Tune!play!I! ?The bull devil teased me! ?No one will believe it!Hahaha……

My face twitched, I took a deep breath, looked up at the sky at [-] degrees, and cried out with tears in my heart: "God! Do you dare to play me to death?!"

"Hehe...Brother Niu, since you all know that I miss the old demon, don't make fun of me~" I smiled sarcastically, and forcefully pulled my reddened little hand from his hand, crossed my arms, Don't dare to take other actions, lest other disasters will be caused.

But as my movements were too large, the "Temporary Worker" card, which was just casually placed in the sleeve robe, fell to the ground with a "snap..."

The old cow picked it up curiously, looked at the sign in surprise, then looked at me with a frown, and then said with a suddenly enlightened expression of pity and sympathy:

"It's a pity that the old demon didn't invite you to the banquet... But you did make a lot of noise at his birthday banquet last time." He shook his head slightly reproachfully.

Not understanding the situation at all, I could only nod my head in agreement.

The Bull Demon King continued to say earnestly: "Although you have sneaked in now, at the old demon's birthday banquet, there were countless demons and ghosts, and there were even some great gods! Only with your three-legged cat witchcraft can you go to the cloud Hall, it would be strange not to be thrown out immediately!"

I was taken aback by him, and raised my hand to wipe the cold sweat from my forehead.

"Hey! Come here~ Brother, I'll give you something good!" The Bull Demon King bowed his head in my ear mysteriously, and said quietly.

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