Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

At the end of the drama evening, the investigators of the human rights organization left deeply moved.

They left with a stack of evaluation forms filled with ticks, and the murderous eyes of all the Arkham prisoners behind them, and decided to go back to the association to fight for more legal human rights for the criminals.

Busily detaining all the prisoners back to their cells, Eudora and Barbara jumped onto the roof of the auditorium at the same time and stood obediently in front of Batman.

The two girls who let themselves go freely realized early on that they were playing off. When Eudora stood in front of Bruce, she lowered her head in a guilty conscience, watching her heart, but she didn't look up at Batman.

Barbara is open and generous, she squinted her eyes, looked at Bruce with a teasing face, and tilted her head:

"Don't you like this drama evening? Dora and I have put a lot of trouble into it."

Bruce: ...

Facing the current Barbara, apart from being helpless, he could only sigh.

For some complicated reasons, Bruce's attitude towards Barbara has always been contradictory, and the two of them are no longer the tacit understanding and intimacy they used to get along with.

The two looked at each other for three seconds, Barbara focused her eyes, and Bruce looked away.

Seeing this scene, even a fool would know that there is a story between the two, Eudora felt relieved, she glanced at Barbara and Bruce quietly, guessing that Barbara might have something to say to Bruce alone, So I wanted to run away.

...is this going to make you run?

In the blink of an eye, Batman seemed to have guessed what Eudora was thinking, and he made a lightning move one second before the little girl threw out the hook lock, grabbed Eudora by the collar, and forcibly pulled her away. stay.

Eudora:? ? ?

What's wrong with Batman and Nightwing?

What brand of high wattage light bulb am I? !

Interrupted by this rude action, the subtle atmosphere just now was instantly shattered, and the three of them returned to the business, and began to discuss Arkham's security issues during this period.

Batman finally has time to ask the question that has been stuck in his mind since the beginning of the performance conference:

"All the prisoners in Arkham are in the auditorium, why is Joker alone?"

In such a lively scene, it is impossible for the clown to give up the opportunity to make trouble.

So did Barbara use some means, or was Eudora venting her anger for Harley Quinn?

Hearing this, the two girls looked at each other again.

Eudora's face was full of embarrassment, while Barbara's face was full of smiles.

Batgirl embraced Eudora's arm affectionately, and explained in a good mood:

"—Because the joker can't come out!"

"???"

Things started five days ago.

Only two days after Eudora came to Arkham, the clown who was still imprisoned in a special single cell knew the arrival of the "summoner".

Reasonably, the narrow-minded and vengeful joker immediately focused his hatred on Udora, secretly trying to make a big deal, and avenge the death of being controlled by the clown box in the desperate situation of reincarnation.

——He will definitely let this steal all of Batman's attention, and pay the price for copying his pirated goods!Absolutely let this summoner die ugly!

Given that the joker is held in a special cell, he has to be handcuffed and handcuffed for 24 hours, and there is no such thing as a free time... So he began to seduce Harley Quinn with rhetoric, and first made various excuses To restore the "love" between him and Harley, and then wait for the opportunity to plan for Harley to release him.

What he never expected was that this time, the clown girl who was always foolishly coaxed by him with any excuses, unexpectedly did not respond at all.

On the contrary, Harley, who had long since recognized herself from Eudora and Pamela and figured out the clown's PUA mind control, stood outside the joker's prison and looked at him coldly, with her arms folded, facing the past. Hani showed a big white eye.

Harley, who had already planned to work hard with Pamela, and went to live in seclusion on the small island this time, not only ignored the scumbag ex-boyfriend, but also calmly notified Eudora, telling her that the clown wanted to escape from prison.

Joker:? ? ?

My little pudding betrayed me!

Harley: ...breathing the fragrance.

Fuck you little pudding!

After receiving the news from Harley Quinn, Yudora rushed over at the speed of light.

And just when she arrived, joker didn't know when he bewitched the new prison guards who came to the prison. Taking advantage of the slackness of the guards during the rehearsal of the drama performance conference, he didn't know what method he used to open the door of his cell .

——It can be seen that he is as treacherous and cunning as a clown, and he never put all his eggs in one basket from the very beginning. Apart from coaxing Harley, he has other plans to escape from prison.

Facing Eudora and Barbara who were about to come, the joker standing on the top of his cell made a graceful "curtain call" gesture towards the two and a group of prison guards, and then rushed Looking at Eudora with a dangerous smile.

"Don't worry... my dear junior."

The joker, whose eyes are full of madness, has always maintained an elegant posture even though he is wearing a prison uniform. He stared at Eudora, and said word by word:

"We still have many chances to meet each other. Please allow me to leave this unseemly place for a while. I think we will have a long, long time together in the future..."

After finishing speaking, he licked his red-painted lips evilly, and suddenly a pair of glider wings spread out from behind, and the whole person soared into the air.

——The clown is about to escape from prison!

With the sound of gunfire one after another, Barbara picked up the rocket launcher, and Barlow commanded the helicopter above his head to lower the iron net...Under this strong fire, carrying the glider (who knows where he came from) The joker who got it) nimbly evaded everyone's attack and pursuit, flitted across the night sky leisurely, preparing to escape towards Arkham.

Feeling the cool night wind, under the moon and stars, joker, who felt that he was about to regain his freedom, laughed arrogantly. His strange laughter lingered throughout Arkham, feeling the breath of "freedom", joker endured I couldn't help turning my head, and shouted at Yudora below:

"Dear biscuit, don't be disappointed, I will come to you soon, you know? Maybe tomorrow? Or maybe the day after tomorrow, I hope you can look forward to——!!!??"

Before he could finish his sentence, the smiling joker, including his man and hang glider, froze in the air.

It's as if the mouse hit the mousetrap, the fly hit the sticky board, the cockroach broke into the cockroach house... the whole person of the joker seemed to hit a completely transparent sticky board, staying in a way that violated physics In mid-air.

If the current situation is not an emergency for the joker to escape from prison, everyone will probably laugh out loud watching a funny clown in a prison uniform posing in this position under the moon and staying in mid-air.

Joker:? ? ?

Barbara & Barlow: ? ? ?

Under the eyes of everyone, joker stood in the air in an abnormally distorted posture, motionless, his eyes turned white, his body seemed to be completely out of control, he could neither speak nor break free.

In the silence, Yudola, who had loaded two heroes at the same time, held a strange sickle glowing with green light, swung it a few times in his hand, and slammed it towards the frozen joker in mid-air .

This strange scythe, filled with the breath of death, actually stretched several meters in an instant, carrying a long chain, hitting the joker as if consciously, entangled his whole body!

"Sorry, I don't like waiting."

Udora pulled the chain in her hand, and smiled slightly at the joker in midair:

"Instead of waiting for you to come and play with me, why not come and play now?"

Joker: ...

Barbara & Barlow: ...

As early as when entering Arkham, Udora loaded two heroes leisurely.

First is [Evil Little Mage] - this hero is a demonic powerful black mage and a corruptor of cosmic energy, which can be called a real demon.

Then there is [Soul Lock Warden] - this hero was an extremely cruel jailer during his lifetime, and he enjoyed the pain of these prisoners when he was tortured. After death, this jailer successfully transformed into a terrible ghost, which is also the most terrifying The ghost.

These two heroes, from the functional point of view of skills, are both control heroes, but the evil little mage belongs to the mage hero, and the soul lock warden belongs to the auxiliary hero.

All the skills of the evil little mage are very simple and crude, and its control skill "Distortion Space" is also very crude, but extremely effective:

"Distorted space" can create a different space in the target area that can last for a few seconds. A tall magic barrier will be erected on the border of this circular space, but any enemy who passes through this barrier will be stunned by the barrier , unable to move as if stuck by something.

The Soul Lock Warden's skills are more controlled, and three of the four skills are control skills:

Its "Death Judgment" can hit and restrain the enemy by throwing the scythe, and drag the person after the scythe hits, pulling the enemy to the Warden of the Soul Lock or making the Warden of the Soul Lock jump in front of them, It is similar to the hook of the steam robot;

Its "pendulum of doom" can push the surrounding enemies to different directions according to the selection, and it will still slow down while causing damage;

And its big move "Ghost Prison" will lock the enemy into a ghostly wall. If someone tries to break the wall, they will receive ghostly damage and a strong deceleration.

Of these two heroes with strong control, just one is enough to cause a headache, and Udora also loaded two at once.

It is conceivable: if one of the hero's control skills is hit, then what awaits this unlucky guy is a chain of control.

——This is why when Eudora was in the auditorium, all the drama actors wanted to run away but couldn't.

Crying drama actors: It's not that we don't want to run away, we really can't run away!

This summoner actually stopped playing peek-a-boo and started raising sheep in enclosures. We are also very desperate. I don’t know when I will gain weight and be slaughtered QAQ! !

All the prisoners in the auditorium knew about this matter, but no one told joker, so it can be seen that his popularity is quite bad (?)

When the joker flew into the air, Eudora immediately used the "distorted space" of the evil little mage. The tall magic barrier was almost invisible in the night sky, and it stuck to the joker like a fly sticking to a board. up.

Immediately afterwards, Eudora made another "death sentence" from the warden of the soul lock, which hit the joker accurately and tore him from the sky in one fell swoop.

Joker: ...

It was agreed that there would be no clown boxes in the sky!

Why don't you follow the routine! ?This genuine version of Lao Tzu does not have this kind of skill at all!

Miss Summoner who holds two strong control heroes in her hand, hehehe.

...I just watched you run 39 meters quietly:)

Throwing the immobile joker back into his separate single cell briefly and roughly, in order to prevent the joker from coming out from the exit just now, Eudora was a little worried, and subconsciously released it again outside the single cell "Distorted space", just in case, she set up a "ghost prison" exactly according to the enchantment track of distorted space.

These two skills are only useful to "enemies", and there is no hindrance to the rest of the ordinary people, so after the joker re-entered the cell, Yudora retreated with confidence, letting the prison guards who had been waiting around for a long time swarm.

Those that should be re-locked are re-locked, those that should be firmly welded are firmly welded, and the monitoring that should be installed is reinstalled. The nervous prison guards skillfully tidied up the entire single cell, and restored it to the previous solid state. look like.

——This single cell is specially modified by Batman. As long as no one is tricked by the clown to open the door from the outside, there is no way for Joker to come out of the cell independently.

……

Over the auditorium, Barbara and Eudora heard the small twists and turns of the clown's escape from prison. Bruce frowned, and couldn't hold back, and gave Eudora a stern look.

Noticing that Yudora shrank subconsciously because of his eyes, he looked at Yudora with a flattering smile on his face, and he couldn't do anything. He held back his words, and finally he could only say in a deep voice:

"The joker is not that easy to deal with. Don't think that your ability can just suppress him every time."

...Sure enough, it was said.

Eudora was very guilty, she bowed her head and humbly accepted the criticism.

"It's my fault," the little girl said seriously and honestly, "I shouldn't have acted like this relying on my own enhanced ability now."

It was indeed her fault, she was too careless, she only paid attention to the question of whether the clown would cooperate with Harley, but forgot that Joker was such a cunning person, his escape plan could not have only Plana.

If she and Barbara came a little later this time, joker would have successfully escaped from prison and returned to Gotham to make waves.

Eudora didn't dare to think, watching the clown escape, what would Barbara, who already had a lot of doubts, think.

Hearing this, Batman, who wanted to continue to reprimand Udora ruthlessly and hit the little girl with more serious and impolite words, suddenly became dumb.

…From Dick Grayson at the beginning to Damian now, from before the creation of the Teen Titans, Bruce has seen many powerful young heroes.

Some of them are mutants with unique abilities, some are geniuses with an IQ comparable to that of Iron Man and Mister Fantastic, some are born with different gods and aliens, and some have all kinds of abnormalities by accident. The lucky ones who can...he has seen too many young heroes like this.

Similarly, he has seen too many scenes of such young and energetic children being knocked down, injured or even killed by various unexpected plots and more powerful enemies.

Strong always comes with arrogance, and youth always comes with frivolity.

The older generation of superheroes have experienced too much, and they understand the truth that a lion fights a rabbit and must do their best, and they must be cautious even in the face of the weakest enemy.

And the younger generation of superheroes tend to have higher spirits. With strong self-sufficiency and experience in several superhero battles, their mentality will be unstable, and the whole person will float... For example, Eudora is like this now.

This state of lack of self-knowledge is the most dangerous, because excessive pride and arrogance will always cover up many turbulent undercurrents, and it is easy to step on the ground and fall from the clouds into the abyss.

In Bruce's view, everyone has such a process, Barbara also has it, and Dick also has it. All children will have such a mentality transition period, not to mention Eudora's ability.

Taking this opportunity, Bruce originally wanted to educate Eudora well, so that she would not be so drifting, react and wake up as soon as possible, and not be like Barbara or Jason, just because of such a moment of not checking. An irreparable tragedy.

——She was about to float into a dandelion, and he had to act in time to drag her back to the ground!

Unexpectedly, before Bruce officially opened his mouth to teach the little girl, Eudora had already reacted.

"I'm sorry... I was wrong."

Her face was full of apology, her eyes were wet, and she was clearly feeling uneasy, but she still stood in front of Bruce honestly, reviewing herself word by word:

"I shouldn't overly believe in my own abilities. I should observe these prison guards more and learn more from Barbara."

Bruce: ...

Being robbed of his lines, he was a little melancholy, but after a brief moment of stupefaction, he reached out subconsciously, patted Yudora's shoulder to show his appreciation, and said dryly:

"Very well, as long as you have a sense of proportion."

"!"

Barbara finally couldn't help but look at Bruce in surprise.

——For Batman, who is as awkward and deep as Batman, these soft words and this shoulder pat are almost equivalent to praise.

A Gotham vigilante who is not a Justice League teammate can get such an awkward compliment from Batman, which can almost be said to be red rain from the sky and frost in June. It can be called the eighth wonder of the world! !

If the Bat boys heard that now, even Dick would be jealous.

... No, not only the boys of the Bat family, but Barbara who just became Batgirl would probably be jealous of Bruce's compliment.

Udora breathed a sigh of relief unconsciously, she smiled a little embarrassedly, promised with vigor, and solemnly swore that she would never drift again in the future.

Seeing the girl's tender face with baby fat and warm eyes full of smiles, Barbara, who was originally delicate, couldn't help but give Eudora an encouraging and comforting smile.

Smiling and laughing, Barbara suddenly realized that it was normal for Batman to praise Udora like this.

Think about it, a helpless little girl has grown into the current optimistic and positive appearance without parental education, even if she has a power that is so powerful that it is against the sky, there is no trace of arrogance.

If you are criticized, you will honestly admit your mistakes. When you realize your mistakes, you will immediately think of correcting them. When encountering unexpected accidents, your first reaction is to blame yourself instead of shirking responsibility...Compared to the self-willed self, compared to the past. Among the Titans who are in conflict, Yudora is obviously much better.

Life is hard enough, who wants to work with a partner who is even more bitter, bitter, and sharp?

If Barbara really wanted to pick a teammate, Dick wouldn't say it. Compared to the irritable Jason, Tim who didn't know what the other party was thinking, and the egoist Damian... Eudora was simply The best choice!

If she were Batman, she would choose Dora too...

Thinking of this, Barbara looked at Yudora with even more tender eyes.

She began to think secretly about how to lure Eudora into the Bat Family, it would be better if she could partner with her =w=

What?Red Hood?

Oh, Jason Todd is at best a bad boy who ran away from home. When he hired Eudora, he didn't explicitly say that she was not allowed to join the Bat Family, nor did he say that Dora was not allowed to work twice~

Or, taking advantage of next weekend, she said hello to Alfred and invited Dora to Wayne Manor for a day?

I don't know what Barbara is thinking at all, Batman and Eudora are still talking about the custody of the joker.

Even if the most special prison in Arkham was designed according to the clown, after this new prison guard's bewitching incident, Bruce deeply felt that the design of this single cell was still a bit problematic, and the clown had been in it for a long time. The cell was also relatively familiar, so he decided to find Barlow and redesign the single cell.

In this process, in order to prevent the clown from escaping again, Udora's ability to control and imprison is extremely important.

As soon as he said it, Bruce immediately called Eudora and Barbara, intending to find Barlow.

Hearing this, Yudora was silent for a moment.

After a few seconds, she scratched her head and replied with a little embarrassment: "...Actually, I'm afraid you don't need to worry about this issue at all."

Bruce turned his head: ...?

"Because, because, it's like this, you know that my abilities are always prone to bugs, right?"

Yudora murmured, "Just as you thought... This time, my ability has a bug again."

Bruce: "..."

Following the previous BUG when a single hero was loaded, after loading two heroes and using skills at the same time, Yudora and Fist 1 finally discovered a new BUG!

——When using the "distorted space" of the evil little mage and the "ghost prison" of the soul lock warden at the same time, and superimposed the effects of the two skills together, the two skills should have been released after a few seconds The skills that just disappeared, actually "stuck" each other like this, as if the programs were mutually exclusive, they survived tenaciously!

At that time, after repairing the prison, Eudora was already preparing to leave, but suddenly discovered that the "distorted space" and "ghost prison" she created more than ten minutes ago did not disappear as described in the skill description , but still stuck outside the prison of the joker, and the special effects of the skills are still valid!

And because these two skills have not disappeared, her hero skill slot has been turning to CD, showing that the skills are already in use, and there is no way to re-open these two skills!

Eudora:? ? ?

She asked Fist No. 1 in surprise: "Am I stuck with a bug again? Why can't I use these two skills, but the two barriers outside the prison of joker have not disappeared?"

Fist No. 1 was also speechless. It used the system authority to investigate the backstage again, and said with deep sorrow that Udora was indeed stuck with a bug.

...And this bug is not a common bug in the entire game, but a bug on Eudora's personal terminal.

Because not all summoners have the authority to load two heroes at the same time, even if they can load heroes at the same time, it is rare to load the evil little mage and the soul lock warden at the same time.

According to Riot No. 1's explanation, Udora perfectly overlapped and superimposed the control skills of these two heroes, which coincidentally caused the distortion of the space and the matching of the data display, which led to this bug.

【Because these two skills are always in use, the cooling CD in the hero column has not changed. You must report the error by sending an email to the head office. After the process is approved, the technician will cancel it. There are bugs in this world, and these two skills of yours can only be used again. 】

Eudora half-understood: "...In other words, if I don't send emails, this bug will never be resolved, and my two skills will never be able to be used again, right?"

[Exactly, I suggest that you immediately send an email to the head office to declare, because this process will be very slow, and it is very likely that it will go through a review period of about ten to fifteen days. ] Fist No. 1 instructed intimately, and also specially found out the mail column, and presented it in front of Udora.

Eudora: ……………

She glanced at the single cell that was tightly trapped by two barriers, and then at the joker in the cell who was furious and had a deformed smile.

At this moment, the green-haired neuropath looking out through the only vent in the single cell is staring at her with a strange, crazy and murderous look.

"..."

Udora closed the page where the error message was written in front of her with a blank face, turned her head and left, leaving the clown with a ruthless back.

……Ah.

Am I stupid? I let out this hamapi who hates me to the core!

Sacrifice two skills in exchange for the happiness and tranquility of the entire Gotham, no loss!