Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Udora's economics professor was beaten by a group of street gangsters with sacks because he was still wandering in the street after eight o'clock in the evening, and he was hospitalized immediately.

Because of this, Eudora's entire class was free for three days without classes. If counting from this weekend, it would be almost five days free.

If it had been placed before, Eudora would have passed by just like that, but after being tossed about by the special activities of the system, she deeply felt that she could not stop making money, so as to save herself from being caught by No. 1 fist for no reason. If you want to get involved in any activities, not only will you be unlucky, but you will also hurt your allies.

At least I just bought five extra skins this time, until the next event, who knows what Riot No. 1 will do to her.

Therefore, she originally planned to stay in Arkham for these five days.

Arkham: ...? ? ?

It also happened to be at this time, Barbara held Eudora with a smile on her face, and invited the little girl to Wayne Manor to attend a BBQ family dinner on weekends.

——Anyway, everyone has lost their horses, let's make our relationship closer (?) a little bit!

I have to say that Barbara's invitation really hit Eudora a lot.

The little girl is indeed very curious about Wayne Manor, a well-known scenic spot (?) in the whole of Gotham. She agreed to Barbara a little excitedly, and is going to load the Chaochao Ji into the water again, and bring the seafood ingredients of BBQ It's all covered.

From riding in the Batmobile, to being on the Batship, and fighting side by side with Batman many times... to the Wayne Family BBQ dinner at this time, Eudora herself did not realize that her life trajectory was gradually and with the Bat Family approaching, even overlapping.

After Eudora confirmed her agreement, Barbara, who was playing first and then playing, notified the third Robin: "Alfred and I have prepared a BBQ dinner at home this weekend. Remember to come on time."

Dick, frowning: "...But I have an important date this weekend, and I'm still in Bludhaven."

Tim, deadpan: "I have an important meeting, please leave me a pizza if you don't mind."

Jason, the corners of his mouth twitched and he even wanted to hang up the phone: "You told me to go to Wayne Manor? Are you living in a dream?"

Barbara replied one by one calmly: "... By the way, I also invited Dora. This is the first time Dora has come to Wayne's house as a guest. Are you sure you want to be there?"

As soon as this remark came out, it could be called lore, and the three young men changed their attitudes almost instantly.

Dick quickly texted his female colleague in the police station that he had something to do this week and we'll talk about it next time.

Tim silently pushed the supposedly important meeting, ordered a suit by the way, and bought a bbq barbecue course "Start from the fire: teach you how to complete all the grilling independently!" "Start to study hard.

Jason:  …

Jason hung up the phone, turned to Eudora beside him, and was furious: "When did you promise Barbara to go to Wayne Manor for a bbq dinner?"

"Then you didn't say no!"

Yudora, who was concentrating on training hard, poked her head out of the equipment room, feeling inexplicable.

"Don't go!"

Jason gritted his teeth and glared at Eudora, "If you don't want me to double your extra training volume on weekends, go and tell Barbara now, you don't, go, Wei, En, Zhuang, Yuan!"

Eudora: "..."

Life is not easy, Dora sighed.

She has long been used to Jason's willful behavior, so she didn't get angry. Instead, she looked at the man quietly for a while, tilted her head and asked seriously:

"...To be reasonable, why do you know that I'm going to Wayne Manor this weekend?"

Jason choked.

"So Barbara called to invite you, right?"

Eudora guessed right, and looked at her boss with bright eyes, "Shall we go to Wayne Manor together? I have never participated in an outdoor bbq barbecue! Let me tell you, I have already thought about it. Just go to the sea to catch a bunch of seafood, the kind that doesn’t cost money and is still alive and kicking... And the grilled lobster with cheese I made is delicious! Even Ke Wen is full of praise!"

Let's go to Wayne Manor together.

Together (go back) to participate in bbq.

In the blink of an eye, Jason's mind was spinning, and he didn't know what strange way of thinking it was.

Looking at Eudora's smiling face and listening to her chanting about the lobster dinner, Jason's brain became hot, and he suddenly said uncontrollably:

"...Okay, I'll take you there when the time comes, so you don't know the way."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Jason wanted to slap himself.

He reacted suddenly: No!He's been away from the Bat family for so long, who wants to go back because of this bloody bbq dinner! ?

But he said it all, and Eudora began to rejoice, actively asking him what kind of seafood he likes to eat... It would be unrealistic to regret it at this time.

Jason could only sit stiffly on the sofa, his face turning green just by imagining the awkward meeting that might happen on the weekend.

However, although……

Thinking of the stupid appearance of Dick and Tim running out of the living circle to "die" next to him in the virtual game space without hesitation, Jason clicked his tongue twice and said nothing.

Just in case, Jason explained the family structure of the entire Wayne family to Eudora in advance.

In short, it's a bachelor's den.

Dick was adopted by Batman, he was adopted by Batman, Tim was also adopted by Batman... the entire Wayne family, even the butler, is male.

The only girl who is said to have been a flash in the pan, Helena Wayne, is said to be the daughter of Catwoman and Bruce.Jason has never even seen her before, this girl seems to have gone back to a parallel world...

Eudora: ...

The family composition of your family is also quite lively...

He briefly described the process of being adopted by Bruce and becoming the second-generation Robin. Jason put the focus of the introduction on the butler Alfred—it can be seen that even after leaving the Wayne family for so many years, Jason Sen still has respect, love and gratitude for the housekeeper.

After talking about everyone, Jason seemed to remember something, and added another sentence to Eudora:

"By the way, Bruce Wayne's own son is also in the manor. That guy is an out-and-out devil bastard, a little bastard. If you encounter that little bastard's provocation, you can beat him up."

As if thinking of something, Jason's already green face turned black, and then he said viciously, "...don't worry that Bruce will stop you, if you are the one who clashes with that little bastard, you will be out of luck in all likelihood. Nine is that brat."

Yudora sweated profusely: "...It wouldn't be, it wouldn't be the case, would it?"

As soon as Jason talked about Batman's child, Eudora automatically brought a shrunken version of Bruce Wayne into her mind, and she subconsciously argued, "Even the cubs of Batman are cute, let alone It's Mr Wayne's kid."

But all animal cubs, even wolves, even bat cubs, are very cute, let alone Batman's cubs!

And isn't the one in front of her also Batman's child?Although he has grown up, in Eudora's view, Jason Todd is quite cute (?) Well.

——Maybe it’s the kind of cuteness that is arrogant, willful, violent, and needs to be coaxed...

Jason glanced at Eudora coldly, and said bitterly:

"The baby flies are not cute!"

Eudora: ...

So why are you comparing your old father to a fly? ?

……

Although Jason persisted in speaking ill of Damian in Eudora's ears, it still couldn't extinguish Eudora's enthusiasm for BBQ.

Growing up, she had never participated in such a family-style BBQ dinner.

You know, bbq dinners are very troublesome. In addition to ingredients, there are more requirements for outdoor space, expensive outdoor ovens, knowledgeable people who want to barbecue, and someone who needs to respond.

Although Lucy's house is big, they don't have a yard, so they don't have the space and conditions to hold this kind of outdoor barbecue dinner.As for Eudora, she lives in an apartment and can't get enough to eat every day. It is unrealistic to expect her to build a professional stove and invite a bunch of friends to have dinner.

Just like the Christmas dinner, any dinner that requires many people to participate together and requires certain conditions to be held is basically not for Eudora.

Because of this, Eudora quickly agreed as soon as Barbara invited her.

She really wanted to participate in such a party, so she put all her heart into the preparations.

Eudora specially bought a copy online called "Start from the Fire: Teach You How to Complete All the Baked Things Independently!" "The course is studied in detail, and it is loaded with Huanchao Jiji who braved the cold air of early spring and dived into the seabed to fish for seafood.

On the weekend, after she finished her training plan, she put on her most expensive and formal maple leaf red dress, put on a thin sweater coat, and braved the cold wind of early spring, gritted her teeth from the Come out of the dormitory.

...No way, she went to someone's house as a guest, and she had already tried her best to find out her most expensive clothes to support the scene. For this reason, she specially put on light makeup and wiped her lips with the lipstick Tim gave her.

During the daytime travel, Jason who came to pick up Eudora at the school gate did not wear his own hood, he was still wearing a black jacket, with an evil and pale face on his back, leaning on his new motorcycle , the two long legs just stretched out boredly.

——He felt that he was riding an inconspicuous motorcycle, and standing in the corner of the school gate was already very inconspicuous. He never expected that many students coming and going noticed Jason at a glance, and many girls blushed. , gathered around Jason, and looked at this tall and handsome strange man with his head.

He was tall and strong, and he exuded an air of not being messed with.

Although he is indeed extremely handsome, he still has a straight face, looking like a villain boss and a big villain.The girls around were blushing and heartbeating, but none of them dared to strike up a conversation and ask for their phone number.

Many girls only dared to hide quietly in the school, discussing Jason in whispers, and secretly took pictures with their mobile phones.

After waiting for a long time, Eudora, who was wearing a summer skirt, hurriedly trotted from the dormitory to the gate. As soon as she ran towards Jason, she vaguely heard moans and discussions from people around her:

"I'm really waiting for someone..."

"I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off, why aren't all the handsome people single these days?"

"Don't be sour, a good-looking little brother always has a better-looking girlfriend, and his looks match, when will it be your turn to object?"

Eudora:? ? ?

She quickly ran to Jason's side, stroked her bangs and messy long hair in embarrassment: "The girls in our school...are more lively, uh, don't take it to heart."

"what?"

Jason didn't seem to have heard the discussion of lemon essence among the group of female students around him at all. His eyes turned around on Eudora's dress. Instead of being surprised, he also showed a vague expression of disgust.

"...Are you dressed like this to attend a bbq dinner?"

Jason frowned, and said speechlessly, "It's such a cold day, what are you doing there in summer clothes? Aren't you still planning to make baked lobster with cheese?"

By the side of the smoky open fire, this skirt will probably be unavailable in a few minutes, right?

And this batch of Eudora's hair, does she really not burn when cooking?

"..."

Yudora reluctantly showed a tired smile, "...let's go quickly."

"Are you sure? Did you bring your lobster?" Jason asked suspiciously.

"Take it!"

The loveless Yudora gestured to her backpack, and planned to climb onto the back seat of the motorcycle to escape from the right and wrong at the school gate.

——She really doesn't plan to create a scandal that is famous all over the school at the school gate!

"Dora—!"

Just as Jason was starting the motorcycle, a clear and gentle shout suddenly came from the ears of the two of them. Udora turned her head subconsciously, and found that Lilian, who was in the same dormitory, had chased him from the dormitory at some point. Stand not far from the school gate and call her.

Lilian's reputation is much greater than Eudora's. She just appeared here, and the female students who were about to leave stopped at the same time and looked in Lilian's direction curiously.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yudora who was called had no choice but to bite the bullet and stop, and also greeted Lilian.

"Dora, is this your boyfriend?"

Lilian, who was as beautiful as a doll, showed an unusually soft and beautiful smile. She glanced at Jason slightly, as if she understood something, "No wonder you put on such good makeup today, so you are going out with your boyfriend ah?"

After all, Lilian sighed helplessly, and said angrily: "You have a boyfriend, but you didn't tell me, you are not enough friends!"

Eudora's smile faded.

In a sense, Lilian and Terry really deserved to be a fiancé couple. The way these two blocked her at the school gate and made her speechless in front of everyone was really exactly the same.

Although she didn't know Lilian's specific purpose, the maliciousness in her light words, as sensitive as Udora, could still clearly perceive it.

She didn't want to repeat the unlucky experience of last semester at all. Eudora didn't want to talk to Lilian at a place like the school gate. She was just about to say hello and find an excuse to leave Lilian when she heard Jason turn his head suddenly. , said angrily to Eudora:

"...you actually put on makeup?"

Eudora: ...

Lilian: ...

——I (she) wore makeup and lipstick so obviously, can't you see it? ? ?

Lilian couldn't help chuckling, as if Jason had told some very funny joke.

Yudora stared back speechlessly, pointing at her lips and face: "I put on light makeup and lipstick! Didn't you see it?"

"...Who knows! What's the difference between your makeup and no makeup?"

Jason choked, and said confidently.

Then he stretched out his hand, pointed at Lilian who was chuckling mercilessly, and said, "Don't you need to wear eyelashes with colored contact lenses for real makeup? At least I can tell that she is wearing makeup!"

Lilian who was chuckling: ...

Her smile froze on her face.

——What does this person mean? ?

Eudora's make-up is the same with or without makeup, she looks just as good-looking, and it's her turn to become a head-changing monster with "color contact lenses and false eyelashes"? ?

Seeing that Lilian's eyes were clearly beginning to look unfriendly, Udora quickly covered Jason's mouth, smiled at Lilian twice, and ran away quickly on the pretext that she still had something to do.

When the motorcycle flew hundreds of meters in an instant, Yudora put on the helmet, and from the rearview mirror of the motorcycle, she could still see the desolate figure of Lilian standing stiffly at the school gate. …

Eudora: Pfft...!

A real straight man is really lethal to some girls with twisted minds...

Wayne Manor is located in the suburbs just north of Gotham City, separated from the entire Gotham City by a river.

It occupies a large area, except for the main body of the manor, the entire surrounding mountains belong to the Wayne family.

By the time Jason's motorcycle crossed the Robert Kane Memorial Bridge, the surrounding area was already a wasteland.

In addition to the rolling mountains and hills, there are no gas stations on the entire road, and there are not even vehicles passing by, which shows the remoteness of Wayne Manor.

Passing over several familiar abandoned billboards, Jason saw the Wayne Manor in the distance at a glance. He was in a complicated mood, and fell silent immediately.

I can't tell if it's the closeness to the hometown or something else. After a few years, when I came to this place again, many memories that Jason had deliberately forgotten flooded up one after another, like a tsunami, drowning all his stubbornness in an instant. and anger.

He couldn't help slowing down the speed of the car, and explained to Yudora behind him:

"From the road just now to now, we have stepped into the territory of Wayne Manor. It is very quiet here, right? There is no one else on the whole mountain, only the manor—"

Before the words were finished, a burst of rock songs from the acdc band suddenly burst out from the top of the two people's heads. The loud rock music sounded like a bulldozer invading an ant nest, breaking the tranquility and peace of the entire hill in an instant.

Accompanied by the sound of supersonic planes flying, the loud rock music seemed to come from far away in the sky, and approached at an extremely fast speed. Amidst the erratic and noisy music, Jason could only I felt that there was an extremely powerful hurricane coming behind me.

"!"

He subconsciously became vigilant, and just about to turn around to remind Yudora, he suddenly saw a golden-red armor rushing over from the sky, picked up Yudora who was sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle, and hugged her in the blink of an eye. The little girl ran away quickly!

"Sorry to interrupt your date, young man, give me back my sweetheart first~"

After the golden-red armor passed by, Iron Man's frivolous voice reached Jason's ears.

Before the frightened Jason could speak, Iron Man in armor suddenly picked up Udora, turned his head and flew towards New York, the armor increased its power in an instant, and flew away in a blink of an eye. Gone!

Jason who was cut off: ………

In the hurricane rolled up by Iron Man's armor, the messy second-generation Robin froze on the spot for a moment. After he couldn't get through to Eudora, he was so angry that he had to call Barba again. bara:

"Let's put down the bbq first, do you want to consider eating a grilled Iron Man first?"

The fuck is already at the door of the house, and it can still be cut off halfway?

Iron Man, the bastard, did he choose this moment on purpose to do it? !

……

At this moment, not to mention Jason, even Udora who was somehow led away by Tony was dumbfounded.

Being hugged by Iron Man, she was speeding forward high in the sky, facing the howling cold wind, she was dressed so thinly that her lips turned purple from the cold, and her whole body trembled.

Udora tried her best to cover her sweater coat, and asked Iron Man inexplicably, "... sir?"

"Sorry! Sorry!"

Iron Man's familiar voice came from inside the armor, still in that frivolous and lazy tone:

"...The situation is urgent this time. I don't have time to change into the armor that is specially designed for bringing girls and has a thermal system. On me?"

Even so, Iron Man's speed did not slow down at all, he just took Yudora into his arms more carefully, and looked at the direction of New York without blinking, as if he was rushing to do something Urgency is normal.

In the wind, Iron Man's voice was very blurred. It took a little effort for Eudora to distinguish what Tony said just now, and instantly understood Tony's anxiety, and said very calmly:

"... I see, sir, what do I need to do?"

Seeing that Iron Man suddenly appeared in Gotham and took her away without even saying hello is enough to guess the urgency of the situation.

Therefore, Yudola didn't dare to ask more questions, let alone bluntly say what kind of bbq barbecue party she had, but asked directly.

Even so, she still didn't agree to Iron Man to load the magic kitty in the first place.

"This situation...is more complicated."

Seeing that Eudora still had no intention of becoming a cat, Tony sighed and explained simply:

"Do you know that Loki, the evil god of the Nordic gods, once came to the earth to destroy it?"

The famous evil god Loki, the culprit who caused the first alien war in New York, relatives of Thor, a sinister and cunning troublemaker...Even Gotham resident Eudora knows this person's famous name, let her When I heard the name, I immediately reacted:

"...Cthulhu (accent) came to Earth to cause trouble again? Won't Mr. Saul stop him?"

Almost all people in the United States, hear the name Rocky, and their ears are almost callused, and the same is true for Eudora.

And almost everyone knows that if Loki comes out to make trouble, no matter what the conspiracy is, it will eventually be exposed by Thor, the superhero Thor. It can be said that Loki's biggest nemesis.

Hearing Udora's question, even Iron Man was silent for a moment.

After a few seconds, Tony's awkward and speechless answer sounded again in the armor:

"...that's why I brought you there in such a hurry."

——Loki’s biggest nemesis is Thor.

But the problem is!This time, Thor is also (forced) to join Loki's team!