Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

[Steam Robot] Although this hero is an auxiliary hero, she has always been habitually disliked by female players.

No, I'm afraid it's not just disgust, it's more appropriate to say bored.

As far as Riot No. 1 knows, there are many low-level worlds where several closed beta players exist at the same time. In those worlds, male players and female players will also form teams to complete tasks.

In those worlds, the basic situation for male players and female players to meet and initiate team invitations is:

"Hello, beauty, can we complete this task in a team? I don't choose heroes, just play support!"

"Okay, okay, I play AD, what do you usually use for auxiliary heroes?"

"What a coincidence! To tell you the truth, I am a stealthy player with steam robot support, and Tamm can also..."

"...Ahhhhh, pervert, get the hell out of here!"

For female gamers in many worlds, whenever I see a dog man playing a steam robot, I will form a team of your mother's head!Decisively blacklisted without discussion.

After the unified feedback of the annual small world, the steam robot was ranked No. 7 in the "Most Hated Heroes" list. Countless female players gritted their teeth on this hero and gave feedback to the game company to apply for permanent erasure of this hero.

The designer of the steam robot hero slowly typed out a "?"

What did the cute robot do wrong that you're going to do this to it? ?

As one of the heroes of the game, the robot itself has no problem. The problem is that the skills designed by the designer are too annoying.

In the game, its skills may only be annoying, but after being projected into the low-level world, it becomes the big devil in the thriller.

Its most important skill is "Mechanical Flying Claw". It shoots out its right hand. After hitting an enemy unit, it will stun the unit and grab it in front of it, causing a certain amount of damage at the same time.

Another annoying skill is "Energy Fist", which deals double damage and knocks people into the air.

Not only that, but its big move is "Static Stance". When it is released, it releases a large amount of electric energy to the surroundings instantly, causing magic damage and at the same time silences local units. Arcing around.

Common name: Walking Professor Yang (x)

Judging from the skill introduction, the steam robot can at most treat people with electric therapy and make them go to heaven. It doesn't seem to be a big deal, right?

"...No big deal? Huh??"

Killer Crocodile, who has personally experienced the poisoning of Eudora's steam robot, said that he had something to say, and angrily began to greet Eudora's family, wishing her early bliss, crying blood, almost crying out of grievance.

Because since Udora loaded the steam robot and began to use the twin shadows to buy crocodile meal tickets, the bloody and brutal killer life of the killer crocodile immediately became a story of survival of the little crocodile.

And the little crocodile is still facing a cheating player.

The story started when Killer Crocodile was beaten by Eudora's fire bear and barely escaped back to the sewers of the Upper West Side.

Although the killer crocodile is always jokingly said to have inherited the brains of amphibians and has a worrying IQ, he still cunningly placed countless traps in the sewers and set up several lairs. Even Batman might suffer when he comes here, let alone Luo Bing and Eudora.

He soaked into the sewage with his scorching flames all over his body, swam around and swam to the most secret and safest lair to hide.

Listening to the movement outside, he found that Robin and Yudora had no intention of chasing in, and he was finally relieved.

This most secretive and safest lair has TVs, monitors, alarms, weapon arsenals, marching hammocks, medical supplies, and snacks. It can even connect to WiFi and turn on the air conditioner, making it safe and warm.

This lair can be regarded as the exclusive comfort zone of the killer crocodile. Here, the killer crocodile can ensure that he is in an absolutely safe environment and can relax into a state of rest and entertainment.

He cooled his skin with clean cold water, applied ointment all over his body, injected anti-inflammatory drugs, and relaxed on his beanbag sofa, chewing potato chips, while not doing anything in his mouth. Cleanly scolded Eudora.

"That stinky girl who used fire! I will never let her go!"

"Just wait and see, as soon as I wake up from sleep, I will immediately look for information about that girl!"

"Do you really think that I, Killer Crocodile, are afraid of flames? I also have fire protection equipment, okay?"

After scolding Yudora severely, and thinking bitterly about how to take revenge on Yudora, Killer Crocodile finally calmed down the aggrieved mood when he escaped before.

After dispelling the depression, fatigue and drowsiness came slowly. Killer Crocodile yawned, set the monitor and alarm again, and after confirming that he was in a safe environment, he slowly closed his eyes.

It's safe here.

In the comfort zone, he thought vaguely.

This is the deepest part of the sewer, and it is my most hidden lair. There are surveillance cameras, alarms, weapons, and protective doors. Even if Batman comes in, it will take time. Before he comes in, the surveillance and alarm system will warn him.

Therefore, the killer crocodile fell asleep without any scruples.

This burly monster with a height of more than two meters and a weight of more than 300 kilograms sleeps soundly on a soft bed in his comfortable lair.

A safe base, a comfortable bed, warm bedding, dreams of successful revenge, and a soft lullaby that surrounds the entire nest.

Under the wind chime of "Ding Ding Dong, Ding Ding Dong", Killer Crocodile snored unknowingly.

It was at this moment, when the killer crocodile was sound asleep, safe and defenseless, a gigantic mechanical claw suddenly flew out from above the nest!

This mechanical claw passed through the surrounding stone walls very unscientifically, and the diameter of the stretched out was more than one meter wide. Catch it!

"Mechanical Flying Claw" starts!Eject, snap, pull back!

"Wow!!!!!"

The killer crocodile, who was sleeping soundly, woke up suddenly, and couldn't help but yelled the most tragic scream in his life. His heart was almost stopped beating by the sudden appearance of the mechanical claw.

In just a few tenths of a second, Killer Crocodile's terrified screams were still echoing in the lair, and he was inexplicably pulled in front of Udora by the flying claws.

The bewildered Killer Crocodile only had time to see a short man in front of him. The next second his jaw hurt, and he was immediately sent to the sky by Udora's punch.

The killer crocodile from the sky was in a mess in the wind, with countless question marks swiping the screen in his mind:? ? ? ?

who I am?where am I?what am i doingAm I afraid I am living in a dream? ? ?

I was obviously dreaming in the safest and safest underground lair, why did I suddenly go to heaven?

I obviously just escaped from the stinky girl's hands, why did I meet her again?

Didn't you say you should stop chasing him?You actually waited for me to completely relax before coming to such a fatal blow, are you still a person?

The killer crocodile, who was still in a dream just now, was wearing the cartoon pajama pants of Kodak, hugging the quilt, shivering in the air, doubting life.

Immediately afterwards, he slammed his head into the nearby building, fell down with a scream, and fell in front of Yudora again.

At this moment, he finally slowed down a bit, and subconsciously jumped up from the ground, ready to slap Udora's little head with a slap in anger.

And the moment he pounced, a strong blue-purple electric light suddenly appeared from Yudora's body, covering her surrounding area in an instant, bursting out with a strong and terrifying light.

Eudora used the robot's combo perfectly.

First, while the killer crocodile was sleeping, she aimed at the killer crocodile, which is a "mechanical flying claw". Being a human being is very unreasonable and has no human touch.

The skill of "Mechanical Flying Claw" is a bit too unscientific to be honest.Its setting distance is 1150 meters, and more importantly, it ignores any obstacles.So Eudora can directly pull the killer crocodile from the underground lair to the ground and beat it violently.

And this move was still silent, almost scaring Killer Crocodile into a heart attack.

It is conceivable that this is the case for killer crocodiles with strong psychological quality, let alone some female players who are not very courageous?

I stayed well, but I was unprepared for a fatal scare hook, and the next second I went directly to the sky and received electrotherapy. Who can resist this?

It can be said that what the steam robot brings to people is more silent oppression of the spirit.As long as many female summoners know that the enemy has steam robots, they will subconsciously tense up to eight degrees, and their nerves are highly tense.

The sound of "crackling" arcs sounded one after another, creepy and toothache, the killer crocodile jumped into the air, his whole body was covered by the electric current, and he became stiff immediately.

Stimulated by a frenzy of electricity, he fell dryly, his whole body was numb and unable to move.

Not only that, but his back with the burn cream started to smoke again, and there was a burnt crocodile smell again.

It was also at this time that he saw clearly what Eudora looked like now.

Different from the appearance of hugging the bear tightly before, although Yudora is still wearing a mask and hat, she has taken off the outer cloak.

Her hands seemed to have been transformed by something, and they were covered with a layer of mechanical metal starting from the arms. Two huge mechanical arms replaced the original human arms, hanging beside Eudora, posing It has a crab shape with teeth and claws.

The petite girl is loaded with huge mechanical claws. From the appearance point of view, it looks a bit like an arm loaded with Iron Man Veronica's armor, showing a wonderful harmony and mechanical beauty.

It's a pity that the only killer crocodile who faced Eudora didn't think it was beautiful at all, he just wanted to scold her.

His sleep was disturbed, and the burly monster full of rage struggled with the burning pain on his skin, wanting to fight Yudora forever!

Udora, who wears the armor of the madman and the armor of the invigorator, hehehe.

So what if you hit me?If you hit me, I won't lose blood!

On the surface, she looks like a soft girl, but in fact she can also play a cameo role as a tank.

Then the killer crocodile was sent to the sky with a punch by Udora, and he was taught to be a man by electrotherapy.

Killer Crocodile: "..."

He thought sadly: Although he really wanted to find Yudora to take revenge before going to bed, but after seeing Yudora...he just wanted to go home

After repeated tortures between heaven and electrotherapy, the killer crocodile, who was on the verge of autism, finally found a gap. Fighting all over his body with electric light, he slipped from Yudola's hands into the sewer again, and ran away quickly.

When his feet stepped on the sewage in the sewer pipe and shuttled through the familiar pipe repeatedly, the wounded killer crocodile almost cried with joy.

Very good!Finally, I don't have to go to heaven anymore!Finally escaped from the hands of that smelly girl!

In the whole night that followed, Yudora did not chase after her again, nor did she use the previous "method" to bring the killer crocodile to the ground inexplicably.

After confirming the safety, Killer Crocodile thought complacently: Although that stinky girl used some means to find him and took him to the ground without telling him, so what?

Even if he was plotted against without preparation, didn't he escape from the hands of this stinky girl?

As long as he is alive, there is a possibility of a comeback!

Considering that his safest lair had been exposed, this time, Killer Crocodile had a heart, and instead of going back to the original lair, he turned in another direction and went to another underground base to heal his wounds.

He huddled in his new lair, and while letting himself heal, he bitterly began to plan how to find and kill Eudora.

"Hmph! This time I was unprepared! ——I never thought that a superhero could sneak up on me so insidiously! When I am prepared, the next time I see that dead girl, I will definitely strangle her to death!"

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Then, at about the same time the next night, the killer crocodile, who was sleeping soundly, was hooked by the mechanical flying claw again.

Udora stood in front of the killer crocodile and smiled.

Killer Crocodile: "..."

Electrotherapy goes to heaven, electrotherapy goes to heaven again, life is boundless joy...

He escaped again with wounds all over his body.

On the third day, the killer crocodile who hid in the third secret lair carefully observed the surveillance video of the previous two days, focused on the unscientific flying claw that hooked himself to the ground two nights ago, and decided to I won't sleep tonight, and I will be on guard all night to avoid the sudden appearance of that mechanical hook.

But it's useless, even if the killer crocodile is more careful, he is still in the bathroom... brought to Yudora by a hook claw.

Eudora smiled.

Killer Crocodile: "........."

Damn it, brat, are you still human? ? ?

On the fourth day, the killer crocodile who hid in the fourth secret lair had completely fallen into a state of excessive tension.

His movements of walking, sitting and lying began to become infinitely relaxed and infinitely careful, and his whole body became suspicious, shaking his whole body every few seconds, looking up, down, left, and right, desperately around his surroundings.

Killer Crocodile: If that doesn't dodge that damn hook I'm--wow! ! !

The killer crocodile, who had no place to move, was hooked by Yudora again.

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day seven...

In the early morning of the eighth day, Killer Crocodile, who had been tortured by Eudora's claws for a whole week, appeared from the tunnel entrance in the Upper West Side and went directly to the Black Gate Prison to report.

Autistic killer crocodile: Damn it!I don't believe that I will be hooked even if I go to jail!