Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

In fact, on the third day of Eudora's happy brushing of the dungeon, Batman and Robin learned that there was a "low-profile Gundam beating little monsters violently" in the Upper West Side.

Looking at the surveillance, after seeing the familiar little man and the familiar black mask and black hat in the video, both Bruce and Tim "......".

why is it you again?Why is it always you?Why are you everywhere?

All of a sudden, watching the "high-ranking god" Eudora beat the killer crocodile violently with another strange method, and had trouble with the killer crocodile for several days in a row, Bruce only felt a headache, and there were three question marks in his heart.

He felt more and more difficult for this high-ranking god.

It was Tim, who stared at the brutally beaten killer crocodile on the screen, gradually revealing a surprised expression.

...Could it be what he thought?

After playing the videos for the past few days, Tim found that Udora was actually looking for trouble with the killer crocodile every day. The three-generation Robin, who has always been expressionless and calm, couldn't help but let out a low laugh. .

Bruce pursed his lips and looked at Tim, silently expressing his doubts.

"Well... maybe it has something to do with me a little bit."

After finally laughing, the black-haired young man with light brows and eyes raised his hands helplessly and confessed honestly:

"I think... Maybe it's because Killer Croc interrupted a small Robin fan meeting?"

Bruce began to look at Tim with the strange eyes of seeing Superman and Luthor shopping together: "………………"

The Batcave suddenly fell silent, Bruce and Tim and his son looked at each other for three seconds, the frowning old father turned his head first, and warned Tim coldly: "Don't contact that unknown high-ranking god without authorization. "

"I think it's better for you to explain this sentence to Dick and Jason first." Tim also replied calmly.

——I also know and get along with that cute little girl. I'm afraid it's not appropriate for you to only drag me to preach?

"........."

Bruce felt his head hurt even more.

The topic of the two became deadlocked, and they temporarily reserved their opinions on how to treat Yudora.

……What?What do you say about the beaten killer crocodile?

Inheritance from the Bat family: As long as you can't kill yourself, you can beat it to death - Yudora didn't kill, even if the killer crocodile broke his throat, no one cared.

A few days later, through internal intelligence, Bruce and Tim learned for the first time that Killer Crocodile had surrendered to Black Gate Prison.

Bruce & Tim: "……………"

Tsk, killer crocodile's psychological quality is really too bad.

The crocodile meal ticket who was tortured by a certain claw until his mind exploded: ...? ? ? ?

Damn I really want to report it!

How can you be so eccentric and condemn the victim? ? ?

In fact, Killer Crocodile chose to report to Heimen Prison on the eighth day. I really don't know whether to call him lucky or unlucky.

Unfortunately, because on the eighth day, the weekly free heroes will be rotated.

In terms of Eudora's current financial resources, she would never buy the robot hero if she was stingy.

So from the eighth day onwards, unless the next week is rotated to a robot, under normal circumstances, Killer Crocodile will never encounter this claw that gave him a deep psychological shadow.

In short, it was Killer Crocodile's self-destructive behavior...he exploded in vain.

But from another point of view, after he reported to Heimen Prison, Eudora was afraid of the mouse. With her current ability and prudence, she would never chase the crocodile dungeon in Heimen Prison.

So the killer crocodile can be regarded as a disguised form, temporarily escaped - if he doesn't run away, then the next thing that greets him may be something more annoying than the hook.

Although Eudora regrets that a meal ticket cannot be used for the time being, fortunately, she has worked overtime this week, and has paid off this month's debt through the continuous payment of meal tickets through Twin Shadow and the hero robot.

On her handmade map, she drew a circle on the name of Killer Crocodile in the Upper West Side, which meant that this dungeon could not be used for the time being.

After a week of exploration, many suspicious targets have been added to her map, but she still has no clue about "Mr. M" in Gotham University.

Moreover, Eudora has wandered around Gotham University for countless times, and has not found any other defining heroes except Eggsy, the tenant of Lucy's house.

Thinking of the information that "Mr. M may be a university professor" said by the gangsters before, Yudora began to consider whether to consult the teaching assistant Eggsy on the sidelines...but after thinking about it, she decided to forget it.

Because she didn't want to be hunted down by girls from the Faculty of Arts.

Eggsy, a British gentleman who became a teaching assistant at a young age and came from the other side of the ocean, became popular in the whole college within less than a week after taking office in the Faculty of Arts.

Among the many white-haired old men in the Department of Classical Literature, Eggsy, who has online taste, unique temperament and handsome appearance, stands out from the crowd. He immediately attracted the attention of many girls from the Faculty of Letters and other colleges.

Not only that, but as a teaching assistant of classical literature, Eggsy is surprisingly knowledgeable. Whether it is substituting for an old professor or answering all kinds of tricky questions, his status in the Faculty of Liberal Arts has risen again and again, and soon He became a man of the hour.

Even Eudora from the business school has heard of Eggsy, the assistant teacher of the male god, how many girls confessed to Yunyun this week...

Roommate Adele also thinks Eggsy is very good, not because Eggsy is handsome and knowledgeable, but because of Eggsy's attitude towards girls. She said:

"I think that Eggsy assistant professor respects women very much. He is neither sexist like many professors nor straight male cancer like many fake gentlemen. On the contrary, he can treat everyone equally and gentlemanly. From this point of view, this UK Already stronger than most Gotham men."

In the first half of the sentence, Eudora deeply agrees—she also thinks Eggsy is a real gentleman, but in the second half of the sentence, Eudora doesn't quite agree.

The men in Gotham, Nightwing, Robin... and Bourne, all respect her and affirm her.As for the red hood, um... Eudora knew that he was doing it for her own good, so she couldn't kill them all at once, right?

In a blink of an eye, it was Saturday, and Yudora withdrew all the game gold coins and transferred them to the bank card, and paid off this month's debt directly through the bank.

As soon as the huge sum of more than 300 million was paid, she became a penniless pauper again, but the psychological burden on her shoulders was relieved at least.

Since the copy of Killer Crocodile is no longer available, and Eudora can't find Mr. M for the time being, in order to reduce the burden and save living expenses, she took advantage of the opportunity to find a part-time job as an hourly worker in a coffee shop near Gotham University. A little bit of subsidy is a little bit.

This temporary part-time job is probably to greet guests at the door of the coffee shop, wear doll costumes to distribute leaflets outside the shop, and help serve plates and deliver takeaways during peak customer traffic... Although it is hard work, the time is short , The salary is high, so Eudora is still very happy.

But when she clocked in for work at noon on Sunday and saw the gorgeous and heavy tutu skirt that the foreman took out, Eudora could barely control the expression on her face.

……Meow meow meow?What the hell is this?

You didn't say beforehand that waiters have to wear tutus!

"The 18th-century rococo style is the main thing in our store," the foreman said confidently, "and this is not the uniform of the waiter. This is the costume you need to wear when handing out leaflets and welcoming guests at the door."

"…………???"

Eudora's eyes were about to pop out of the window, "What? Don't you wear doll clothes when handing out leaflets and welcoming guests? It's clearly stated in the contract that you wear doll clothes!"

"Of course not. When signing the contract, it is stated that you need to wear special props and costumes. Is it true that only doll costumes are props and costumes?" The foreman rolled his eyes and threw the heavy tutu skirt to Eudora. Get dressed and go to work!"

Eudora was speechless.

Because there were quite a lot of part-time jobs like this before, most coffee shops and dessert shops used dolls to distribute flyers to attract customers, so she took it for granted that this was the same, never expecting that this shop has such a unique style of painting!

She had no choice but to run to change the skirt aggrieved.

Such a job that requires dressing up, before Eudora has no system, she must have refused.

She knew she was good-looking since she was a child-she was neither blind nor aesthetically abnormal, of course she knew she was beautiful, and she grew more and more beautiful.

But the problem is, in Gotham, a girl who has no one to rely on and is beautiful...isn't something to brag about.

Eudora didn't have the idea of ​​masochistically scratching her face, she has always paid attention to her own dress, so over the years she has dressed conservatively and ordinary, never made up, her hair is messed up, her bangs are long, Try to be invisible in the crowd.

... To put it bluntly, I am afraid of death.

But with the system, you can relax a little bit.

Rococo skirts are difficult to control just by hearing the name.

The light-colored long skirt given to Eudora by the foreman is surprisingly heavy. The shiny champagne-colored fabric is embroidered with patterns of the same color. The huge skirt is dotted with layers of lace and lace. The design is also extremely complicated, which makes people feel dazzled when they look at it.

The way to wear this skirt is also very complicated. It has to be hung up one by one, which is as troublesome as Iron Man wearing armor. The huge fishbone support of the skirt supports the entire thick skirt.

After she finally fastened all the buttons, the foreman pulled out the belt on her back and pulled it out desperately, almost making Udora vomit blood.

After finally putting on the skirt, Eudora found it difficult to sit down, so she had to squat down half-bent, let the foreman smear on her face, loosen her hair to make a hairstyle, and put on a top of the same color at a slant. ornate top hat.

After the confirmation was completed, Yudora opened her eyes, only to find that the foreman was looking at her blankly with a dull expression.

It took a long time for the foreman to come back to her senses, and she took a complicated look at Eudora's face, then anxiously pulled her to the door of the coffee shop, and threw her a pair of high heels and a dozen huge leaflets.

Udora hurriedly put on her high-heeled shoes, not noticing the blushing face of the adaptation student by the door. She picked up the stack of leaflets with both hands and yelled speechlessly: "...Eldest sister, I'm sure there are so many leaflets. If I can’t finish sending, I will work part-time for three hours! Will I have to deduct wages if I can’t finish sending?”

The foreman stared at Youdora and sighed: "You just stand at the door and smile at the guests, don't talk! Don't talk, you can definitely send it!"

Eudora: "..."

At the request of the leader, she closed her mouth aggrievedly, showed a bright smile with eight teeth very professionally, and was about to go out.

The foreman stopped Yudora again, and warned her desperately: "Why are you smiling like a fool! Just purse your lips slightly, don't show your teeth, lower your head a little, and straighten your back!"

Eudora: "......"

Forget it, forget it, the one who pays the salary is the beneficiary father, whoever says what the father says...

She took a deep breath, pursed her lips, and showed a subtle but vague smile. She walked outside the coffee shop with difficulty, facing the sun fearlessly, and began to pass the coffee shop leaflets to passers-by.

Although this part-time job is a bit different from what she originally thought, it is not a doll costume, nor can she shout on the street like usual...

Eudora is still very dedicated, dragging her heavy skirt that is about to break her ribs, enduring the multiple oppression of fish bones, petticoats and laces, walking up and down the street in front of the coffee shop, paying attention to every passerby. Pursing his lips and smiling, he passed the flyer in his arms silently and enthusiastically.

Within 10 to [-] minutes, under the double blow of the heat and heavy clothes, she was sweating all over her body. The heels of her high-heeled shoes were bleeding, and her eyes turned black in bursts.

...the job pays so much for a reason!

Tired enough, Eudora was so uncomfortable that she could hardly breathe. To be fair, she had worked so many part-time jobs, and had a lot of experience wearing doll costumes, but she had never felt so uncomfortable like today. She began to think seriously about herself. Can I still come to work tomorrow?

Although the salaries are the same, she would rather go to another store to expose herself to the sun in a doll costume for an afternoon than to be tormented by a dress for three hours in high heels here.

Yudora, who was thinking like this, vaguely noticed another passerby approaching the corner of the street. She quickly put on a smile again, rushed to the passerby, and passed the leaflet over.

The footsteps of passers-by suddenly appeared in front of her.

Eudora looked up subconsciously, and suddenly saw a face that appeared on Gotham Daily, Gotham TV, Gotham Magazine, and the official website of Wayne Group all the year round.

Eudora: "..."

She stared blankly at the passerby, and stayed for a few seconds before realizing that the passerby in front of her... was Mr. Bruce Wayne, the president of the well-known Wayne Group in Gotham City.

Bruce: "......"

He was silent for a long time, and finally he was sure that the poor wage earner handing out leaflets on the side of the road in front of him... was the majestic and powerful high-ranking god Eudora Hardy.

"…………"

The two looked at each other for three seconds, and at the same time began to wonder if they were living in a dream.