Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

——Poison Ivy was defeated by the plants she had always regarded as a treasure, and no Gotham villain or vigilante would believe this.

However, this is the fact that the Poison Ivy Girl who was unprepared and was concerned about other places (Eudora) was instantly KO'd by Eudora's sudden burst of seed.

When Jason and Tim followed the movement all the way up, they happened to see Pamela, who was injured all over her body, fell from mid-air and passed out.

And around her, countless strange-looking and huge nameless plants stood tall, obviously still trembling angrily, the ground was covered with sharp thorns, and the blue vines and dark green vines were fighting with each other... …Being in it is like entering a fantasy world full of plants. The scene is extremely spectacular and extremely dangerous.

After Poison Ivy fell to the ground, Eggsy, who had lost control, looked blank for a moment, and then met Tim and Jason who happened to come here, and within a few minutes, she followed in the footsteps of Poison Ivy. He fell limply to the ground.

As the two fell to the ground, a miraculous scene happened again: After struggling for a few seconds, those rather terrifying and angry huge plants withered away at an indescribable speed as if they had been emptied of water. , It soon turned into pieces of light and fluttering bark and dead branches, and fell to the ground with a rustling.

Batman, who was standing high on the vines, also fell to the ground, his black cloak fluttered, and he slashed across the vine forest, and then stood silently in front of Jason and Tim.

Then he lifted the cloak, revealing the little girl Eudora who was wrapped inside.

"..."

Noticing the vines growing from Eudora's ears and the green plants wrapped around her limbs, the two youths were stunned for a moment.

...Very well, they finally figured out how these plants, which are completely unlike products of this world, came from.

Fortunately, they guessed all the way "whether Poison Ivy's plants evolve" in amazement, and after a long time, were all these terrible things made by Eudora! ?

Hitting plants with plants... Poison Ivy is afraid that she will be so angry that she will sprout?

Because he knew that Eudora had many strange abilities, Jason was not too surprised. He glared at Eudora, stretched out his hand subconsciously, and pulled the little girl out of Bruce's cloak and pulled him to his side.

A step slower, still thinking about how to find an excuse to pull Udora out, Tim then raised his eyebrows and looked at Bruce.

... He clearly remembered that a few hours ago, a certain unreasonable old father was still saying "will not protect Eudora", right?

If you don't know how to protect her, you wrap yourself in a cloak; if you don't know how to protect her, you give someone your own gas mask; Um?Um? ?

Father, does the slap in the face hurt?Does it hurt?

After many days, since the last time Bruce Wayne and Eudora had a Gotham holiday scandal, a certain old father who couldn't explain it was once again questioned by an innocent face from his son who seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"..."

Batman silently put away the gas mask, shook the cloak and turned to check on Poison Ivy.

Poison Ivy has fainted, and it will take time for Eggsy, who was manipulated by her, to recover, and Abomination has already fled after finding out that she is invincible.

Batman tied up Poison Ivy, searched the empty laboratory, and found a poison preparation, as well as other odds and ends of instruments, reagents, plant seeds and other messy things.

They retrieved the important materials and searched again, but they did not find the missing biology professor.

For this reason, Batman woke up Poison Ivy with cold water, and ordered her to tell the truth and hand over to the biology professor.

"I won't tell you, Batman."

Pamela, who was covered in injuries and described as a mess, looked calm and annoyed that she had no plans to fail. Instead, she lazily negotiated terms with Batman: "If you really want to know the whereabouts of that guy, let that little girl come over and ask." I."

Batman: "..."

Two Robins: "..."

Yudora, who had been blocked by Jason at the door and refused to speak, was taken aback for a moment, pointed at herself subconsciously, and looked at Jason with a questioning face.

...What's wrong with Poison Ivy?Is it because you think you haven't been stimulated enough before, and you want to be a little more angry?

Knowing a bit about Poison Ivy's temperament, Jason's mouth twitched, he thought for a while, took out a transformation device from his pocket and stuck it to Eudora's neck, then whispered: "Don't get too close to that woman .”

Yudora nodded with a serious face, then walked in slowly, stood far away from Pamela, and repeated the question:

"Where is that biology professor now? Is he still alive?"

Seeing the little girl, Pamela's original indifferent appearance suddenly changed, and her originally beautiful face was like a spring flower blooming, and it was full of light in an instant. She looked at Eudora with a smile, and teased her gently:

"Kiss me once, and I'll tell you, and only you."

Eudora: "...!??"

Jason, who was standing at the door, and Tim, who was counting the documents, raised their heads at the same time, staring at Poison Ivy with cold eyes.

Batman, who has experienced many vicissitudes and haggardness all night, made a quick decision, held down Eudora, pushed her to the door without question, and ordered Jason simply:

"Take her away."

Poison Ivy's originally playful smile changed, and she stared horribly at Batman who disrupted her conversation with Cutie from behind.

From a long distance away, Jason looked up and saw the crazy and paranoid eyes of Poison Ivy. Without saying a word, he pulled Eudora up and left quickly.

It wasn't until she walked out of the scope of the laboratory that Yudora touched her beating heart with lingering fear, with a look of ruined three views:

"What's wrong with Poison Ivy? Just now, I beat her up like this. Not only does she not hate me, but she is even in the mood to tease me. On the other hand, Batman didn't do anything, but she seems to hate him. , what the hell!"

"..."

Jason looked at the vine-headed Eudora with mixed emotions, with strange eyes.

...He felt that he should not tell her that Poison Ivy might be interested in Eudora.

Because the motorcycle with the red hood stopped at the foot of the mountain, they had to go through the dark forest again, and it took nearly an hour to get to the side of the motorcycle.

Along the way, Eudora, who was obviously very excited, jumped up and down and chattered at Jason.Dancing and dancing, he described to the red hood how he and Batman fought side by side just now.

She exaggeratedly boasted of Batman's positioning and flexibility, and then desperately praised Batman's gentleness and care, and was good at cooperating with herself. In short, she is the number one superhero in heaven and earth!

In her mouth, Batman is smart, calm, quiet, and powerful, with a belt similar to Doraemon's pocket, turning all kinds of impossible into possible, and he couldn't be more handsome.

Jason: "..."

He, endured it.

When he first heard her brag about Batman's rainbow farts, Jason felt that he was understandable: After all, Eudora had heard and admired Batman for a long time, and finally had a chance to cooperate with her idol. It's normal to be excited...

After 10 minutes, when Eudora was still blasting Batman, Jason felt that although his head was about to explode, but Eudora's excitement level now was compared to when he put on the Robin uniform for the first time. The difference is almost the same, so it is acceptable for him to be reluctant...

After another 10 minutes, Eudora still praised Batman relentlessly—I don’t know which fan filter she was wearing wrongly, but she actually had the nerve to praise Batman for being gentle, kind and considerate. Although she is unsmiling, she is very caring The person is considerate...

Jason held his breath, endured sourly, endured through gnashing of teeth... He really couldn't bear it when he heard this!

He can accept Eudora joining the Teen Titans, and he can accept Eudora running to New York to clean up Jason Bourne's grievances, and he can even accept Eudora working with the Avengers, but listening to the little girl praise Batman, A look of "looking forward to continuing to cooperate next time" is really forbearing, no, no!

On the way back to Gotham with Udora on a motorcycle, the sky was already dark, Jason stared deeply at the layer of gold that slowly emerged on the eastern horizon, and thought coldly in his heart:

——It's cool (light), let those guys who are full of "abducting cats" plan to go bankrupt!

I don't keep this girl anymore!

Rather than letting her follow Batman into a crisis of this level, it would be better to let her stay in his territory!

After getting into the car, Eudora, who was excited and jumping up and down, soon became sleepy.

She uninstalled "Thorn Thing" and became a normal person again, yawning, and fell asleep against Jason's firm back within a few minutes.

After going through a whole night of danger and fighting, climbing mountains and building weapons, even the hero loaded up to three back and forth. She who has never received training can persist until now, and it is all thanks to her strength. The tone is hanging.

After confirming her safety, she grabbed Jason's clothes and snored a little.

When Jason stopped the car and picked up Yudora when he arrived at the destination, he clearly saw another saliva on the corner of her mouth.

Jason: "..."

...Very well, the back of the clothes he is wearing today must be full of this girl's saliva again!It's time to do laundry again!

He was very used to hugging Eudora, who was sleeping like a dead pig, on the sofa, and found a blanket to cover the little girl, turned on the air conditioner in the room and set it to sleep mode, and closed the soundproof curtains. Leave a light.

After finishing these little things, Jason, who didn't feel tired at all, first called Barbara and asked her to help give Eudora a leave of absence in the name of the Gotham police, and then went to take a shower. Take a bath, wash your hair and change your clothes.

Not long after hanging up on Barbara, Dick called.

Wearing a bathrobe and wiping his hair, Jason, with his wet black hair on his head and an unlit cigarette in his mouth, connected impatiently.

Dick on the other end of the phone cut to the chase and asked hurriedly:

"Little Wing, I just heard from Barbara that Dora was attacked by the Poison Ivy last night? Is Dora still with you now? How could she be targeted by the Poison Ivy all of a sudden? Bruce and Tim seemed to be Also investigating the case of Poison Ivy...Hello? Little Wings?"

Jason hung up the phone with a blank face, and by the way, he took out the mobile phone from the pocket of Yudora who was sleeping soundly, and turned her mobile phone to silent.

Not long after, the screen of Eudora's mobile phone lit up, showing that the incoming call from "Robin Bird" was flashing non-stop.

Jason stared at Eudora's small cell phone condescendingly, averted his eyes noncommittally, and went back to the bathroom to dry his hair.

Through the gap between the bathroom and the living room, he calmly watched Yudora's cell phone turn on and off, and then turn on and off again, which lasted several times.

It didn't take long for Tim's call to Jason's cell phone.

He let the phone ring for a few seconds, and then lazily connected the phone, opening his mouth and saying:

"I'm so sorry, I was just taking a shower... what? Eudora, oh, she fell asleep."

Tim: "........."

He was very calm: "...That's right, after all, we have been running around all night with us, let her have a good rest, and we can talk about what's going on after she wakes up."

"…………"

This time it was Jason's turn to be speechless.

The two sides exchanged a few words, Jason almost couldn't wait to hang up the phone, then sat on the other side of the sofa where Yudora was lying, and glanced at Yudora.

The little girl curled up into a ball, screaming in the blanket, her lovely face was very round, flushed because of the deep sleep.There were blankets, a soft sofa, air conditioning, and a very quiet atmosphere. She obviously slept very soundly.

"..."

Jason looked away speechlessly, and secretly cursed "Troublemaker" in his heart.

Eudora slept very deeply this time, sleeping from morning to evening without even having a dream.

During this period, Jason had tidied up the room neatly, changed into his usual clothes, put on a hood, and cooked a sumptuous dinner by himself.

Eudora, who had been sleeping like an eternity, woke up as soon as she smelled the aroma of food.

She had messy and thick long brown hair, her bangs were raised to the sky, she got up blankly, and looked around blankly.

"woke up?"

Jason was sitting at the dining table in his spare time and scrolling through the tablet to look up information. He didn't even lift his head when he heard the sound, and said calmly:

"There's pasta and Caesar salad in the kitchen, serve it yourself."

Eudora just stared at Jason blankly.

It took a few seconds before she realized where she was, and immediately jumped up, frantically reaching for her phone:

"Didn't I sleep all day?" She wailed, "What time is it now? It's not past twelve, is it?"

Taking out her mobile phone, she noticed a few calls from Tim at a glance. She was suddenly heartbroken again, and then checked the date and time for the first time, and then breathed a sigh of relief in a blink of an eye, and sighed "God bless".

Jason:? ? ?

"God bless! Finally, I haven't missed today!"

Yudora sighed, flipped through her phone hastily, and opened an APP with a relatively simple icon:

"——I have been signed in the World United Heroes Forum for 29 days. I can't sign in for another month because I didn't sign in on the last day and couldn't become a regular member, right??"

Youdora clicked on the app of Shiying Forum, and finished today's check-in first, no matter what happens!

Jason: "..."

He stared at Eudora in disbelief:

This girl really honestly registered as a member according to the rules of the Shiying Forum as Baige said, and then signed in diligently for a month? ?

——Don't she know that Tim and the others have no fewer than five trumpets just as senior members?Even Dick and himself have hundreds of trumpets with junior members!

Besides, the sign-in rules of the Shiying Forum are for the convenience of the forum administrators to initially delete some people with malicious intentions-this girl has been hugged by Batman more than once, and Bruce will probably give it to a senior member. , and then she is still here to sign in miserably? ?

Eudora, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, didn't notice Jason's indescribable expression at all. She signed the last day happily and unconsciously, and patiently completed the psychological test in the forum. The APP interface changed, and finally changed from a newcomer Sanwu trumpet to a junior member.

She immediately raised her hands and cheered:

"Oh yes! I finally became a regular member, and I can go to Chaoying's job recommendation section to find a job!"

Jason: "........."

He stared at Eudora who was so happy that she almost jumped up on the sofa, and frowned a little belatedly:

"...Are you looking for a job?"

"of course!"

Eudora turned her head and said very seriously, "It's true that I have applied for a bursary fund when I go to college now, but I still have to earn it from other means for the living expenses in the future."

——Although she has indeed made a lot of money through the system, such an overnight fortune like the New York War can only be regarded as an accidental event, and it is not every time she meets someone like Poison Ivy who hates this kind of food Tickets (only a few stable doll meal tickets were burned by Batman), of course she has to focus on both game work and work to ensure that she has a stable source of life.

Jason thought about it.

While Yudora was humming, flipping through the forum boards, checking the rules, and perfecting her information, the former second-generation Robin thought for a moment, got up as if nothing had happened, sat next to Yudora, and then stretched out her hand to hold Eudora's phone screen.

He looked at Eudora and said lazily:

"...How about this, you don't have to go to the forum to find a job, I will directly give you the most reliable and safest job, how about it?"

"What job?"

Eudora raised her head immediately, pricked up her ears and listened carefully.

"Just... stand behind me like before, help me heal and give me a magic shield, and turn the enemy into a sheep by the way, that's all."

Jason was as calm as possible, pretending to be casual and said:

"Just treat it as if I'm hiring you as an assistant, how about 1 yuan per month?"

Eudora froze, she opened her amber eyes and looked at Jason without blinking.

The corner of Jason's mouth hooked, and he continued to say firmly:

"I will pay for food, accommodation, and transportation. I will pay for the wear and tear of clothes and shoes. I will pick you up from the dormitory and send you back after finishing work. If you feel unwell, you can take a paid vacation. I think the salary of 1 yuan is not enough. Asking for a salary increase... In short, there are no other requirements, the only requirement is that you only follow me, only treat me, and only listen to my instructions, is it okay?"

As he spoke, he himself felt very satisfied with this set of words.

Think about it, how much he thought about the troublesome Eudora, not only helped her find a job and make a living, but also allowed her to fulfill her dream of being a "superhero" and "champion". It is convenient for her to be involved in those dangerous jobs of Batman, and it is convenient for him to protect her...

This job (excuse) couldn't be more perfect √!

"……Thank you."

Yudora said seriously, she paused, and shook her head: "...But I don't want it."

Jason nodded subconsciously:

"Very good, then come to work tomorrow, I will provide the uniform and voice changer... Wait what did you say???"

He was stunned for a moment, and approached Yudora aggressively, with an expression of disbelief:

"Can you say that again?"

Yudora said with a serious face, every word.

"—I, say, no, yes."

Jason: "........."

There seems to be something wrong! !