Is the Summoner going to be a human today? [Comprehensive British and American]

Eudora, who grew up in Gotham, is greedy for money, stingy, timid and afraid of death. To some extent, she is really not a good person.

But on the other hand, she is paranoid and in some ways surprisingly principled.

For example, now, facing Jason's invitation and employment offer, Yudora is not happy at all, but feels very speechless.

Think about it, since she was driven back to class by the red hood before the start of school, she finally adjusted her mentality, chose to transform from a mage to an ADC and an assassin, and gradually became independent by herself, becoming a complete lone ranger.

——It turned out that within a month, she had bought all the shooter equipment, and the hand-painted map had marked a few monster-spawning points. At this time, the red hood came over awkwardly and said, "Assistant, don't swim away! Go back to the bottom lane and heal me and give me a shield"? ?

What kind of person does this?Do you think I ignore you? ?

Looking directly at Jason, who was obviously about to get angry without fear, Yudora raised her chin, put her hands on her hips, and said majestically:

"Let's put it this way, I am no longer the mage who only heals shields!"

"Oh?"

Jason laughed back in anger, he simply sat up straight, and then looked at Eudora with his arms folded, "How do you say that?"

"It means, you can't look at me like you did before!"

Eudora is very serious, and she expresses her position word by word:

"At that time, no matter what I did, you always thought that I should stand behind you to heal you, give you a magic shield, and turn the enemy into a sheep... But I don't want to do that, I don't like to fight I can only hide in the back, and I don’t want to watch you being beaten, I want to fight side by side with you, instead of always hiding in the corner to assist you.”

From owning the game system of League of Legends to the present, Yudora has finally discovered thoroughly: studying medicine cannot save teammates, only by countering and killing all the enemies by oneself can protect teammates to the greatest extent!

In addition, she actually doesn't like to use auxiliary heroes at all, but has a heart for output.

Therefore, although she knew that Red Hood asked her to hide in the corner to assist him every time, it was to protect her to the greatest extent, but seeing Red Hood fighting bloody battles ahead, she could only hide and give him a healing shield. The sense of powerlessness and frustration in her heart will only get deeper and deeper.

However, every time she wanted to rush to the front to help, Jason always refused her fiercely, yelled at her, and told her to stay in the rear.

When working with Jason before, Eudora didn't feel that there was anything wrong, but after leaving Jason's side, after experiencing the New York War and what happened last night, and Bourne, Iron Man, Thor, Batman, Robin After the cooperation of different superheroes... Eudora finally figured out what she really wanted.

——She wanted Jason to truly acknowledge her existence, her abilities, and her as a comrade-in-arms he could work with and fight side by side, not a mobile medical kit, grassland chef, national level ( Add) Shield Hero...

She doesn't need Jason to deliberately protect him, she just wants Jason to be like Batman and Robin, and truly treat him as an ordinary teammate, just let her stand by his side!

"If all you need is an assistant who can help you heal, give you a magic shield, and help you control the enemy army, I suggest you go to the forum to find an assistant. It's the same with me or without me. I'm sorry .”

Yudora clicked on the forum app on her mobile phone and said firmly.

"...But if you really want to invite me to be your teammate, I may not give you treatment and support you exactly as you asked, but I will always stand by your side, protect you, and help you Take the damage and charge faster than you when facing the enemy."

"..."

Jason raised his eyebrows slightly.

He patiently listened to Yudora's words, without vomit, and then thought about the meaning of what Yudora said, and raised the corners of his mouth in a very novel way, and said meaningfully:

"So...you think that you are different from before, you are capable enough to stand by my side, and hope I don't look at you from the past, right?"

"...you can say the same."

Yudora thought for a while, and her voice was crisp and affirmative.

"If you want to pay me to be a mobile blood bag, I'm not happy, but if you need a teammate who can match you, I'm obliged."

Jason: "..."

After a long time, does this girl think so?

He put his hands on his forehead weakly, was speechless for a moment, and then laughed softly.

"……What's so funny!"

Feeling that she said some shameful lines, Yudora blushed and gradually became angry, "... If you don't agree, then I will leave."

"Pfft—don't go, okay, I won't laugh anymore..."

Jason suppressed a smile and pulled Yudora back, with a serious face, "...Well, if you really think so, I can give you a chance to prove yourself."

"……?how to prove?"

Eudora was stunned for a moment.

Jason stood up, pulled Yudora, and walked from the living room of the secret base to the fitness area in the opposite corner.

The fitness area is very spacious, and there are many professional fitness equipment, most of which Udora doesn't even know how to use.

There is a high rock climbing wall at the corner of the wall, and two heavy boxing sandbags are hung at the door. After walking through the fitness equipment area and walking to the open space inside, Eudora saw that there is actually a small boxing ring inside. .

Jason walked here first, then took off his coat, only wearing a short T-shirt, exposing his muscular arms, then stretched his neck and wrists, jumped onto the boxing ring, squinted, and stood facing the Yudora hooked her fingers and said lazily:

"...If you want me to recognize you, just fight."

Eudora: "..."

She stared at Jason, squinted her eyes, and smiled lazily.

"Okay."

she says.

——Finally, I have a chance to beat up Red Hood justifiably, so let me show you my former mobile blood bag, shield hero, and sheep breeding professional. Fruit it :)

"Let me state in advance,"

Seeing Eudora's heroic appearance climbing up the boxing ring, Jason added slowly,

"If you really want to fight, no one should use weapons. You don't use magic. I don't use guns and knives. I just rely on fighting skills to fight, how about it?"

"..."

Never expected that the other party would have such a move!

Udora was taken aback, and almost jumped up: "...you don't need guns and knives, why don't you let me use magic and weapons?"

The use of magic and the use of weapons are not allowed. Isn't this equivalent to not being able to use the game system at all? !

"Because in some actual combat, under some special circumstances, you just can't use magic, and you can't use weapons. When that happens, what will you do?"

Jason said calmly, looking very negotiable.

"...How about this, I only use one arm to fight you, my feet don't move, and the other arm is tied casually, as long as I move my foot, I will lose, how about it?"

Eudora: "........."

However, although……

You are so talkative, you are clearly sure that I can't beat you, and I can't even move you, right!

Damn, don't you look down on me even more?

She was about to die of anger from the red hood, and sneered: "Okay! Then I will tie you up myself."

Jason spread his hands together, with a playful expression: "...you can tie it however you want, it can be done with either left or right hand."

...that's what you said!

Udora immediately found a climbing rope for climbing on the other side, and tied Jason's right hand desperately to ensure that he would not be able to break free, and tied a knot for safety.

Before the official start, Udora stood in front of Jason, moving her joints, doing warm-up exercises, ready to go, and instantly simulated a lot of combat strategies in her mind. Although they were not serious fighting methods, the victory was it works.

——As a girl who was born and raised in Gotham, and grew up in such a difficult environment, Yudora's force value seems to be very low, and she is always taken around by people, but she really wants to meet in normal times , in fact, she is not so easy to deal with.

…Because she is well versed in the key points of the human body, if she really wants to fight, she will use a series of common but very effective methods such as "kicking the crotch, kicking the calf, breaking the thumb, punching the bridge of the nose, spraying pepper water on the eyes" and so on. Humans (Bourne taught me a long time ago) are actually not easy to mess with.

...So if Red Hood really thinks that he can beat himself with only one hand, then he underestimates her too!

The angry Eudora stared at Jason with a serious face, and when he officially announced "Start", she took the lead and rushed over quickly, first jumped up and raised her legs, and then took advantage of this fake action to feint. Move, one palm is raised up to block Jason's left hand, the other arm is clenched into a fist, strikes hard, and then——

...There is no more.

Yudora still kept jumping up, her feet didn't even touch the ground, she just felt that her waist was suddenly hugged by an arm like a metal rod.

Immediately afterwards, before she could react, her whole body spun 180 degrees from head to toe, and the patterns of fitness equipment around her quickly passed before her eyes, and her back felt a sharp pain.

There was a loud, muffled "snap".

Yudora screamed, her whole body became limp, her back was down, her hands and feet were weak, and she fell heavily on the boxing ring.

"???"

who I am?where am I?What am I doing?What just happened? ?

The pale light directly shone on Eudora's face, reflecting her already bewildered face pitifully. She opened her eyes and saw the condescending Jason lowering his head, his whole body against the light, jokingly and playfully Laugh out loud.

Jason: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Jason: "You lost."

Jason: "If you lose, just stay behind me and heal you to turn your shield into a sheep!"

Eudora: "......"

This is impossible!

This unscientific!

Why did she hang up in less than a second! ?

Look at Jason... No, he didn't even move a step, his arms were still tightly bound, so he really just knocked himself down with one hand? ?

She gritted her teeth and got up: "...come again!"

"...Not convinced?" Jason laughed even more wildly, "Okay, as you wish!"

Unwilling to admit defeat, Yudora endured the pain in her back, got up quickly, and fought Jason again.

So, less than a second later, Yudora was thrown heavily to the ground again.

Eudora: "...I don't believe it! Come again!"

She charged at Jason angrily like an angry calf.

After a second, "snap"!

The angry little calf was overturned to the ground without any achievements, with a belly full, impotent and furious.jpg.

"... Come again!!"

"Snapped!"

"... Maybe it's because I just woke up today and I'm not in a good state. Yes, I'm not in a good state. I'm going to wash my face... I came back after washing my face! Come again!"

"Snapped!"

"...It's not right, it's not about washing your face, it must be because you're hungry...I'm going to eat some noodles...I'm coming back spicy! Come again!"

"Snapped!"

"Wait, I'm going to read the guide now... Hu Hansan, who has learned Israeli martial arts, is back again! Come again!"

"Snapped!"

……

……

For nearly an hour, Eudora tried her best and tried her best not to survive Jason's hand for a second. Every time it was a face-to-face encounter, she was quickly knocked down by Jason's unique method. on the ground.

In the end, the little girl, who had no strength at all, sat slumped on the boxing ring. She was sweating all over, her back was bruised and purple, and she lowered her head in frustration, as if she had finally realized that there was something between herself and the red hood The huge gap like a natural moat seems to be doubting life.

On the other hand, Jason, who knocked down Eudora countless times in an hour, was still refreshed and energetic, without even sweating.

He stood lazily on the spot, noticed Yudora's depressed appearance, thought for a while, and casually untied the rope tied to Yudora, then moved his steps, walked up to the little girl, and squatted down. Come down and ask softly:

"Now you still feel that you are omnipotent. Isn't it you who was half a month ago?"

"..."

Udora lowered her head, as if the dog's ears were drooping, she pouted and remained silent.

Jason then asked: "Do you still think I'm underestimating you?"

"..."

The little girl lowered her head immediately and shook her head desperately.

All of a sudden, her face was also red, her ears were also red, her whole back was red and painful from the fall, and her heart was even more painful, which was extremely uncomfortable.

Seeing Eudora's depressed and pitiful appearance, Jason, who was about to continue talking harshly to provoke her, immediately shut up.

Countless heavy words got stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say anything. Jason paused for a long time before saying calmly:

"You think I'm overprotecting you, and Batman and Robin will trust your abilities... In the end, it's because they see heroes, and I see just a guy who I'll stuff in a closet. Just ordinary people."

How many identities does Eudora have in the eyes of Batman, the Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., and the Justice League, who has so many strange abilities?

The god who can summon the stars, Miss Unicorn who can heal all diseases and injuries, the fantasy cat who can give infinite acceleration and infinite energy, the ancient vines who can manipulate plants to defeat Poison Ivy, and the Archangel Gabriel. The existence beyond the gods frozen in the human world...

After driving the little girl back to school, Jason has always been wondering why, knowing that Eudora is very powerful and that she will never have any accidents, but he is always worried about her and always feels that she will make trouble All kinds of troubles, I always feel that she will encounter some troubles and cannot escape.

Then an hour ago, after listening to Yudora nagging so much, Jason finally realized it.

...Because in Jason's impression, Eudora is just Eudora. She is neither a god nor a superpower. Dummies who don't even pay attention to roadside monitors.

After saying what he wanted to say, Jason couldn't help touching her head when he noticed that Eudora kept her head down and said nothing:

"Hey, are you angry?"

Eudora shook her head.

She still didn't show her face, and said in a hoarse voice: "No..."

"...? Did you fall and hurt yourself?"

Jason frowned. He looked at the back of Eudora's neck, and found that the little girl's snow-white skin was covered with red and swollen marks from beatings. He was silent for a moment, and immediately stood up: "I'm going to get the medicine box."

Who knew, just as he stood up and was going to get some medicine to help the little girl smear the wound, his T-shirt felt tight.

Jason lowered his head subconsciously, only to realize that Yudora, who had been lowering her head and not speaking, suddenly reached out and grabbed the corner of his clothes with her fleshy claws at some point.

"...Then, can't I study hard?"

Yudora firmly grasped the corner of Jason's clothes, raised her head, revealing her red eyes and cheeks, with an expression of refusal to admit defeat.

In less than 10 minutes, she quickly cleaned up her frustration, sadness, and loss, and turned to think seriously from an objective perspective.

"...I think what you said makes sense."

Udora pursed her lips, nodding her head seriously, while looking at Jason seriously,

"...I shouldn't mistakenly think that I have magic and weapons, so I ignore my physical training and combat training. What if my magic and weapons are not used in time, and my throat is cut in one breath? Right?"

Jason: "..."

He looked down at Yudora speechlessly: "...so why are you pulling my clothes? Let go!"

Watching the slight change in the expression on Yudora's face, the corners of her mouth hooked, and a sweet smile gradually revealed, Jason's back turned cold, his head covered with black lines, and an ominous premonition suddenly rose in his heart:

"Hey, you don't mean to..."

"hey-hey."

Eudora's mouth parted, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth in a smile.

She grabbed the corner of Jason's clothes tightly, shaking it back and forth, while opening her eyes, looking at Jason and smiling.

"Hero, are you willing to be my mentor in fighting skills? I have been a good student since childhood, strong in learning and hardworking. I am not afraid of being beaten or falling. It will definitely be a good thing to accept me!"

"You teach me today, and tomorrow I will come back to protect you after learning, just wait!"

Udora shouted energetically, her eyes were full of little stars, and there seemed to be countless confidence and brilliance in the amber eyes, with a strong confidence and hope, which made people's hearts shake.

In addition to being beautiful and cute, her body is filled with a more touching temperament, as warm as the sun, and as vigorous as a stubborn young sapling.

——If I don’t know, I’ll just learn. No one is born to punch Kyushu and kick the world. As long as I study hard, sooner or later I will be able to become a qualified teammate. Just wait and see!

Jason: "………………………"

For a moment, he looked at the smiling face of the little girl, and he couldn't look away, let alone say any words of rejection.

Facing Eudora, he gritted his teeth for a long time, and finally felt powerless and hopeless, and sighed resignedly with a look of helplessness.

Then curse secretly:

……Oh shit!This little troublemaker!