I am not human

"You need to collect a fine today."

In the morning, Liao Qingshu heard Xu Moyi say this to them as soon as he entered the office. "A fine?" He asked strangely, "Isn't it a management fee?"

He has been working in the Mountain Management Office for almost a week, and his work basically consists of door-to-door collection of management fees and data collection, as well as fines. This is the first time he has encountered this.

"Hmm." Xu Moyi nodded, "Because someone violated the residence agreement and injured someone... Ah, what is this!" She pointed at the things in the hands of Jiufang Ziyan who came in afterward and shouted.

"Cat bag, don't say you don't even know this." Jiufang Ziyan said angrily, and put all kinds of pink polka-dot cat bags that didn't match him on the table, and opened the cat bag. A seal-colored Ragdoll that reveals the inside.Feeling the free air, the cat just looked out curiously, let out a soft cry, and obediently did not run out.

"Of course I know it's a cat bag. I just want to know why you brought a Mimi here." Xu Moyi bent down to tease the cat while talking, and Liao Qingshu who was on the side replied: "It's because I want to have a cat while I'm resting." Take it to get vaccinated." After he finished speaking, he cast a sideways glance at Jiufang Ziyan, who had a displeased expression on his face: "I just found out yesterday that a cat that a certain person has raised for so long doesn't even bring an injection!"

"I told you that it doesn't need an injection!" Jiufang Ziyan said bitterly, "He has a peace talisman drawn by me on his neck, and I will regularly exorcise it and cast a curse on it every month..."

"I've never heard that the scorpion can also prevent rabies, can you be a little more scientific?"

"As a half-demon, you still dare to talk to me about science?" Jiufang Ziyan couldn't help raising his voice, "Your existence is already unscientific enough! Besides, would you be willing to get an injection? Such a long needle, what if you give me a needle?" What if it leaves a psychological shadow...Xu Moyi! What are you doing!"

Xu Moyi, who was secretly carrying the cat out to play, froze, and the puppet cat in his arms slipped down, sniffed thoughtfully, then suddenly ran, and turned into the corridor.

Jiufang Ziyan's eyebrows immediately stood up, Liao Qingshu saw that the situation was not good and hurried to catch up.Fortunately, the mountain management office is only that big, and the short corridor can be seen at a glance.Liao Qingshu quickly found it in front of the penultimate door in the corridor on the left.He stepped forward and carefully picked up the puppet cat. Just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly heard a faint, rumbling sound.

The voice came from the door.Liao Qingshu glanced suspiciously at the half-closed door, hesitated for a moment, then slowly pushed it open.

I saw a figure with a human head and a dragon body curled up in a small space full of strange equipment. The dragon's tail covered with blue scales shone with blue thunder, and the obviously bulging abdomen was tightly tied with a white cloth. Bar, the faint rumbling sound came from inside.

The half-human, half-dragon beast was holding a meat bun and gnawed intently. When he noticed Liao Qingshu's gaze, his movements suddenly stopped, and a trace of embarrassment suddenly appeared on his wild face. He hid in the big white box next to him, and he didn't know how he stuffed such a big tail in, but in the blink of an eye, he had completely disappeared from Liao Qingshu's eyes, as if he had never appeared before.

The steamed stuffed bun that was dropped hastily rolled to Liao Qingshu's feet, and Liao Qingshu was stunned, unable to believe her eyes.

That was Thor just now, right?If there is no problem with his judgment, then it should be the god of thunder recorded in "Shan Hai Jing", right?

"Student Liao? Did Mimi find it?" Xu Moyi walked over with concern, followed by Jiufang Ziyan. "Ah, isn't this here!" Seeing the cat in Liao Qingshu's arms, Xu Moyi exclaimed happily, and immediately noticed the meat buns on the ground, his delicate eyebrows frowned: "Student Liao, you have to pay attention to this Oh, don't eat near Xiao Hei's studio, he will be upset if he sees it."

"...Is this Xiao Hei's studio?" Liao Qingshu asked blankly.

"That's right, he's a technology guy, and sometimes he'll make something here..." Xu Moyi said, suddenly seemed to remember something, and pulled Liao Qingshu into the studio: "Come on, here Look at a good thing—this is the generator that Xiao Hei bought from the Internet!" She excitedly pointed to the big white box and introduced it to Liao Qingshu, completely ignoring Liao Qingshu's complex expression, "Xiao Hei said This is a pure natural and pollution-free green product that can generate electricity by itself, and with this we won’t have to pay electricity bills in the future!”

... In a sense, this is indeed pure natural.But are you sure you dare to use the electricity it sends out?

"...Do you know what's in it?" He asked Xu Moyi.

Xu Moyi shook his head: "This kind of high-tech thing is not easy to take apart randomly? Is there anything inside?"

Just as Liao Qingshu was about to speak, he suddenly caught a glimpse behind the crowd, Xiao Hei was poking half of his head out from the wall, his dark eyes were quietly looking at him, like a wave of lifeless deep Tan.He froze all over and stopped abruptly: "No, forget it, it's nothing."

Xu Moyi looked at him puzzled, Jiufang Ziyan turned his head as if observing, but unfortunately he didn't see anything.But this did not prevent him from giving Xiao Hei a threatening look when he was about to leave the house. Even through the sunglasses, he was still full of murderous looks.

"So." On the journey for the purpose of fines, he asked Liao Qingshu in a deep voice: "In that white box, what did you see?"

Liao Qingshu hugged the cat bag and said in frustration: "Don't ask, I don't want to mention it."

"Okay, don't worry about it." Jiufang Ziyan didn't ask, but instead warned: "Loosen your hand, don't hold it too tightly, be careful not to squeeze it... and don't be too loose, fall carefully!"

"Okay, okay, I know, stupid dad." Liao Qingshu said angrily.Jiufang Ziyan was worried about leaving the cat to Xu Moyi, and insisted on taking it with him on missions, so that Liao Qingshu, who had a bad sense of balance, would take care of the cat for him; he was worried that A Piao from the underworld would scare My slender master cat insisted on going to the Yang Realm, and the journey that was originally a few minutes was stretched to tens of minutes. What broke Liao Qingshu the most was that there was a traffic jam on the way, and even a battery car couldn't get through.

This made him miss the violent motorcycle-like road conditions when passing through the underworld.

After riding for a full 45 minutes, the two came to the community where the target was located.The houses in this community have been seen for a long time, and they are dusty and the paint has peeled off.The building is only five stories high, the corridors are full of small advertisements, the handrails are full of dust, and the narrow stairs make people feel depressing.

Not all mountain and sea beasts can be as beautiful as Youji Shikai. After a week of work, Liao Qingshu has already realized this very clearly.During this week, he has been to a shared house, to a company dormitory, to a barbecue stand, and even to a nightclub once. He has experience dealing with mountain and sea beasts that live in seclusion in the human world.However, this time, he was still uncontrollably nervous.

There is no other reason, just because the person to deal with this time is a ferocious beast, the kind that likes to eat people.

Phoebe.According to the records of "Shan Hai Jing", this cyan, dog-like strange beast likes to eat people from scratch when it eats people.

"Isn't this similar to the habits of your ancestors? What's there to be cowardly about?" Jiufang Ziyan said, "Calm down, go up and knock on the door, and dodge if something goes wrong." The light cannon, as if preparing to ambush.

What do you want me to say, don't be cowardly, you are actually more nervous than me, hey!

Liao Qingshu complained secretly, walked forward, took a deep breath, and knocked hard on the door three times: "Is anyone there? I'm in charge of the mountain management, please open the door."

The door was quickly opened, and an uncle in home clothes looked Liao Qingshu up and down while shaking his head, and said lazily: "Is it really run by the mountain management? Haven't seen it before, new here?"

Liao Qingshu nodded awkwardly, and just about to introduce himself, the man suddenly looked at him and laughed: "It's not bad, boy, he has a very domineering bloodline. Come in first."

After he finished speaking, he looked behind the door and said, "Boy of the Jiufang family, you can come in too. Remember to put away the things in your hands first, so as not to dirty my daughter's eyes."

daughter?Liao Qingshu was taken aback, suddenly seemed to realize something, lowered her head abruptly, and saw a little girl about seven or eight years old, hugging the man's waist, poking her head out from behind him timidly, curious and a little scared look at him.

What's this?Puppy?

"My daughter, Xiaofeng." The uncle introduced, led the two of them into the living room, lowered his head and said to the little girl in a negotiating tone: "Xiaofeng, father and uncles have something to talk about, you go to the room first Let's play, okay?"

The little girl didn't move, she still hugged his waist tightly, but her eyes were fixed on the pink cat bag in Liao Qingshu's hand.

Realizing that the girl might want to play with the cat, Liao Qingshu subconsciously glanced at Jiufang Ziyan.Jiufang Ziyan shook his head seriously, resolutely disapproving of using his cat as a toy for a child who doesn't know the details.At this time, the dog also found out where her daughter was concerned, and immediately patted her on the head and said, "Xiaofeng is good, the cat is not clean, don't play with it."

Hearing this, the little girl lowered her head in disappointment.Jiufang Ziyan exploded in an instant: "What the hell are you talking about? Try saying it again if you have the guts!"