I am not human

The Queen Mother of the West is a god who occupies an important position in Chinese mythology. From ancient times until today, it has always been an inseparable part of the entire Chinese god system.

She and Thunder God are the ancient gods recorded in the "Shan Hai Jing". She was originally a leopard-tailed tiger-toothed, half-human, half-beast god who was in charge of disasters and punishments. After the Han Dynasty, she transformed into a noble woman in charge of elixir. Immortal, the image continued to evolve, until it became the head of the female immortals in Taoism, and became the well-known "Queen Mother".

In other words, she is one of the very few ancient gods who can perfectly integrate with the Taoist god system and even occupy a high position. If you compare a company, she is the kind who can occupy a place in the company no matter how the business policy changes, how the shareholders and employees change. In contrast, Raytheon raised by the Shanguan Office is simply a model of old employees who have been laid off and waited for work to get subsistence allowances because they couldn't keep up with the trend.

"Well...the Queen Mother of the West is very powerful, I know that. The question is, how did she go to the world of mountains and seas?"

Sitting on the sofa of Jiufang Ziyan's house, Jiufang Zhongjun asked this question that puzzled him.

So everyone's eyes fell on Jiu Fanglei, the great immortal holding a small hammer.

At this time, it was only 10 minutes before the hallucinatory earthquake appeared.After Xiao Hei revealed that there was a wild Queen Mother of the West in the mountain and sea world, everyone rushed to Jiufang Ziyan's house, including Thor who was wearing dinosaur pajamas and Kai Ming who had just escaped from the mountain and sea world.

Except for Lin Hongle and Xu Moyi.Lin Hongle was observing the situation in the mountain and sea world at the moment, and Xu Moyi was going to come, but was persuaded to go back by everyone. First, it was too late now, and it was inconvenient for her to go out as a girl. Second, according to Leishen, When she left from Jiufang Chongjun's house before, she couldn't hold back, and cried a lot because of the affairs of the mountain management.So everyone agreed that at this time, let her be quiet.

Facing Jiu Fangzhongjun's question, Jiu Fanglei looked away with a haha: "Swelling is possible, please don't talk nonsense, how could the Queen Mother of the West enter such a place..."

"I swear, that's definitely the Queen Mother of the West, I won't admit my mistake!" Kaiming swore nine heads, and Jiufang Ziyan kicked him: "Put your heads away! Dangling, annoying!" Don't bother!"

Kaiming aggrievedly hid the eight extra heads, and continued: "Sharp teeth, leopard tail, disheveled hair, and wearing jade, it must be the Queen Mother of the West!"

Liao Qingshu felt wrong: "But, the image of the Queen Mother of the West has evolved into a beautiful goddess long ago. Why does she still have a leopard tail?"

"That's right!" Jiu Fanglei slapped the table and shouted, "You're a country bumpkin, maybe you haven't even seen Queen Mother Xi's true self? How dare you talk nonsense."

"Who do you call a country bumpkin?!" Kaiming was furious, "You bastard, who do you think you are talking to!"

"With an old watchdog!"

Kaiming let out a roar, shook his eight heads in an instant, and let out all nine mouths, cursing at Jiu Fanglei.Jiu Fanglei was not to be outdone, and while spitting, he hit the table with a small hammer, making Xiaobu meow in fright.

Everyone was so noisy that they covered their ears, showing a broken expression of "kill me".Jiufang Ziyan hugged the cat into his arms with a gloomy expression, and was thinking about how to pack these two things and throw them out, when suddenly there was a loud "bang", and a tail wrapped in lightning slapped between the two of them There was a scorched black mark on the floor.

The two people who were arguing were so startled by the sudden blow that they couldn't speak, they raised their eyes at the same time, and saw Thor shyly retracted his tail, his sharp-edged faces were full of solemnity: "Stop arguing!" ,OK?"

All ten heads nodded in unison, Lei Shen smiled with satisfaction: "Good boy."

Then he dragged his tail and found a corner to shrink back.Tuliu Jiufang Ziyan stared at the black mark on the ground, his cheeks twitching.

"Okay, don't digress, come back to me." Jiu Fang Zhongjun clapped his hands, even if the rhythm was pulled back, "Leaving aside the question of whether it is the Queen Mother of the West, the thing Kaiming saw is definitely not simple. Fluctuation is the best proof, Daxian, you will not even deny this, will you?"

Jiu Fanglei touched his small hammer and did not speak.

"Don't pretend to be dead." Jiufang Ziyan said without admiration, "What do you know about that thing? Be honest!"

"Everyone says I don't have anything..."

"Lord Lei Zu." Liao Qingshu persuaded, "Although we are mortals, we are not stupid. You ran down without an order and said you wanted to enter the mountain and sea world, and then a strange thing got mixed into the mountain and sea world. If you say that there is no relationship between these two things, would you believe it?"

Jiu Fanglei choked for a moment, looked at the crowd, struggled for a long time, and finally made up his mind and said: "The person you mentioned is actually the Queen Mother of the West...but it doesn't really count. If you really want to say, she should be Part of the Queen Mother of the West."

Xiao Hei raised his eyes suddenly: "Part, what do you mean? The remnant soul that was cut out?"

"No, it's even more powerful than that. She is another self created by the Queen Mother of the West." Jiu Fanglei stroked the little hammer uneasily, thinking and thinking, and finally said that sentence, "The Queen Mother of the West... is actually Already gone crazy."

"what?!"

The shock of the crowd seemed to frighten Jiu Fanglei instead, he swallowed, and continued with difficulty: "I'll tell you secretly, it's a secret of the Heavenly Court, please don't talk about it... probably from a few days ago Since thousands of years ago, Queen Mother Xi's state has been a little wrong. Sometimes she is very depressed, and sometimes she is very violent. She gets angry at every turn and growls like a wild animal. It is very scary. No one knows what is going on with this disease, so I called a medical officer It couldn't be cured after treatment. Later, in order to heal herself, she pulled out the violent part of her body, put it into a box, and locked it in the South Prison."

"In the end, that irascible version of Queen Mother Xi, who was locked in the South Prison, went crazy and fell from the sky into the mountain and sea world?" Jiufang Ziyan looked at Jiufanglei suspiciously, "Why do I feel that you haven't said anything? ? He escaped from the South Prison, you are the commander of the Ministry of Lei, why do you want to intervene in this matter?"

Jiu Fanglei's eyes wandered for a moment, and just as he opened his mouth, Jiufang Ziyan said again: "Don't talk about arresting me under orders, everyone knows that you didn't have an order."

Jiu Fanglei silently closed his mouth again, hesitated for a while, and then reluctantly told the truth: "I lost her because of improper guarding. If I don't find her back before she is discovered, I will be dismissed." .”

"Wait, wait." Liao Qingshu hurriedly waved his hands, "I can't keep up. Aren't you in charge of the Ministry of Thunder? Why did you become a jailer?"

"Part-time job, the salaries of civil servants are low these days..." Noticing that everyone was like "I just watch you lie quietly", Jiu Fanglei tapped the small hammer depressedly, "Don't just look at me, I’m telling the truth this time. That’s really a part-time job.”

"Aren't you something... Nine Heavens Responding to Yuan Thunder and Universalizing Tianzun? This is also a part-time job?" Liao Qingshu couldn't help but ask.

Jiu Fanglei glanced at him with some embarrassment: "Actually... I'm still a little short of the position of King Yuqing."

"Aren't you Lei Zu?" Jiufang Ziyan was surprised, "Then what are you doing? Rain Master? Feng Bo? Lei Gong? Lei Jiang?"

Every time he reported a position, Jiu Fanglei would shake his head once, until he said the last word, then whispered: "The last one... almost. I'm actually a thunder general..."

"Is it one of the 36 Thunder Generals?" Seeing Jiu Fanglei's awkward hesitation, Liao Qingshu hurriedly smoothed things over, "Thunder Generals are pretty good too, very majestic!"

"...a substitute." Jiu Fanglei finally bit the bullet and said the last three words.

Liao Qingshu: "..."

The atmosphere suddenly became embarrassing, only Kaiming let out a "puchi" laugh out of embarrassment.