I am not human

"You guys understand that when you go back to your hometown to visit relatives, it's always better to have some scenery. Don't they all talk about returning home with good clothes? It’s money, food and clothing are not dependent on the support of the family, and it’s hard to become a fairy, if you don’t have a famous name, it’s not justified.” Jiu Fanglei said pitifully, holding a small hammer.

"So you put your position from a temporary worker outside the establishment to a department manager all of a sudden? You're too shy to pretend." Jiufang Ziyan said disgustedly, reaching out to grab Jiufanglei's little wings , "The eyes are fake, so the wings are also fake, right? Can they be removed?"

Jiu Fanglei flapped his small wings to dodge left and right, Liao Qingshu hurriedly stepped forward to open his hand, scolded "Don't make trouble", then turned to Jiu Fanglei and said, "So, it is because of your salary that you went to the South Prison to work part-time The jailer, and you let go of the, uh, another Queen Mother of the West who was locked in the box? My God, how did you do that?"

"While passing by the garden, I saw Yingzhao distributing walnuts. I went up and rubbed two of them, and took them to work. Because I couldn't peel them off, I smashed them with a thunder hammer, but I couldn't control the force. My box was split open by lightning..." Jiu Fanglei lowered his head sadly.The corner of Liao Qingshu's mouth twitched, feeling deeply confused about the recruitment of personnel in the heavenly realm—how did such unreliable...gods be selected?

And he really wanted to persuade Jiu Fanglei to just stay in the human world and not go back - according to the routine in "Journey to the West", a cheap man like him would be thrown into the mortal world as a monster.

"Now the head of the prison guarding the South Prison knows him. When he crossed the catastrophe and became an immortal, he was the thunder that I struck. He got the way when his heart softened. He promised to hide the matter first. Just find that Queen Mother of the West, I tried divination, and the direction points to the mountain and sea realm..."

Realizing that others were looking at him with suspicious eyes, Jiu Fanglei felt that his dignity as a cultivator was offended: "Hey, why are you looking at me like this! Is it strange that Lei will divination? Anyway, help people read hundreds of years of palmistry and sky reading!"

"What do you look at? Can you help me calculate the day when I will be struck by lightning?" Jiufang Ziyan seemed to be addicted to bullying his ancestors, and he opened his mouth without any awe.Liao Qingshu had no choice but to pull off his sleeve again, thinking about it, she felt strange: "You celestial being, why are you going to thunder? This major is not suitable for you, is it?"

"The Ministry of Lei is an iron rice bowl!" Jiu Fanglei said eloquently, "In the past, there were many people cultivating immortals, and there were also many monsters, and some monsters would give red envelopes when they crossed the catastrophe... But unfortunately, there are not many cultivators now. There is not much lucrative money to be made, but there are still basic guarantees, and benefits can be added if you become a full-time employee.”

Liao Qingshu: "..." With such a pursuit, what kind of immortal are you cultivating? Isn't it similar to being a civil servant?

He really felt that there was a big problem with Tianting's personnel recruitment.

Jiu Fang Chongjun seemed to be a little bit unacceptable to Jiu Fanglei's argument, but at least he still had reason and knew what should be the focus of this conversation at this time: "Come on, come on, stop talking, and go back to Queen Mother of the West! Now The problem is that there is a wild Queen Mother of the West jumping happily in the mountain and sea world, and her strength is not weak! We have to find a way to catch her!"

"How do you catch it? It's a demigod." Jiufang Ziyan crossed his arms and said, "A conservative estimate, at least one-tenth of a 1000 times stronger snake?"

Hearing his description, Liao Qingshu suddenly felt dizzy.Jiufang Zhongjun was very confident, and pointed at Kaiming and Ancient Thunder God who were playing cards in the corner: "We have two of the same SSR! In addition to Jiufanglei and Shanhaijie's cause, the combat power is still quite strong." Enough."

Kaiming was teaching Thunder God to play stud, and immediately shook his head nine times when he heard this: "I can't do it, my legs are weak when I see that woman. I offended her to death back then, and it was too late to see her run away, so how dare I face her?" Resent."

The Ancient Thor turned his head curiously as he flipped through the cards: "Offended?"

"This guy used to watch the gate for the Queen Mother of the West. The Queen Mother of the West had an affair with Hou Yi. He told Chang'e too much, and in the end, Hou Yi's wife flew away." Jiufang Ziyan sneered, and Liao Qingshu silently covered his face.Can you not talk too much? Others only have one mouth, but enlightened gods have nine!

Liao Qingshu also knew about Hou Yi's cheating theory.He heard similar words from Jiufang Ziyan and Kaiming a long time ago, but he didn't take it seriously at first, until one day, he opened the "Shan Hai Jing" and saw a record about "Kunlun's Xuxu".

"The void of Kunlun is [-] li square and ten thousand ren high. There are wood grains on it, five fathoms long, and five circumferences...the door is guarded by enlightened beasts...no one can go up the rock on the hill without Yi Yi."

In the world of mountains and seas, the residences of the ancient gods in the human world are imitated, and the original residence of the Queen Mother of the West is Kunlun Mountain, which is also "the void of Kunlun".

And the literal translation of this text is that the Queen Mother of the West lives on Kunlun Mountain, and Kaiming guards the gate for her. No one can go up except Hou Yi, which means that only Hou Yi can go up, and there are still many up...

What's this?This is Chiguoguo's erotic news, and as one of the witnesses, Kaiming accidentally revealed this to Chang'e, who has a grassland above her head.Chang'e took the medicine of immortality given to Houyi by the Queen Mother of the West without doing anything, and went to Guanghan Palace by herself.Hou Yi, who lost the elixir, entered reincarnation and lost contact with the Queen Mother of the West.

"It can be considered that she is willing to give the elixir to Hou Yi because of her heart. She has so many lovers, and she is the first one." Jiufang Ziyan taunted without hesitation.

"Lover...a lot?" Liao Qingshu felt that her three views had been impacted.

"Isn't it? There are quite a few records. King Mu of Zhou, Emperor Huizong of Han and Emperor Song Huizong are enough to make a drop-down menu."

"Isn't the medicine of immortality given to Hou Yi because of his meritorious service in shooting the sun?" Liao Qingshu expressed his attitude as a top student who is diligent and inquisitive, and Jiufang Ziyan also answered generously: "Who knows, maybe it is Hou Yi was urged to shoot the sun in order to give him the medicine in a fair and honest way..."

"Enough! I'm back!" Jiufang Zhongjun had no choice but to come forward again and pull back the topic of going off the rails. "Stop discussing other people's scandals, okay? Let's get back to business and continue talking about the world of mountains and seas..."

"Wait, don't panic." Jiu Fanglei raised his hand to stop his words, turned his face to look at Jiufang Ziyan seriously, "What's the matter with her and Song Huizong? Tell me?"

Jiufang Chongjun: "..."

So, what's the point of him leading such a team?

Think about it, Xiao Hei is better, don't interrupt from the beginning to the end, don't digress, and listen to the instructions quietly...

Suddenly thinking of Xiao Hei who only said one line from the beginning to the end, Jiufang Chongjun finally felt a little better, and turned his head to ask Xiao Hei for some comfort, but found that Xiao Hei was nowhere to be found in the entire living room.

"Where did Xiao Hei go?" He asked strangely, "The bathroom?"

Jiu Fanglei, who was sitting on the sofa, shook his head blankly, but Lei Shen, who was playing stud in the corner, raised his head and replied, "He's gone to the world of mountains and seas."

Jiu Fang Zhongjun: "???"

Thunder God said with an innocent face: "He said he was going to take revenge."