[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow
Chapter 1
"Speaking of which, Huamanlou, since when did you raise a cat?"
Lu Xiaofeng stared at the cat sitting on the table, resting with his eyes closed, his hand wanted to touch the cat's tail honestly, and his paw was smeared.
However, when the cat scratched him, it retracted its sharp claws, and just patted Lu Xiaofeng's hand with the pads on the paws, and it didn't hurt, the pads were tender and soft, Lu Xiaofeng didn't hold back because of this, but wanted to touch the cat even more up.
"This is not my cat, but a guest who came to my Baihualou a few days ago."
Hua Manlou smiled, put away the folding fan in his hand, and tapped lightly on Lu Xiaofeng's arm, stopping him from continuing to tease the cat.
"She's so smart, be careful if you annoy her, she will scratch you."
"Isn't this your cat?"
Lu Xiaofeng was surprised.
This cat is completely white, without any stray hairs, and is shiny. It can be seen that it has been carefully cared for.
He also has a gentle temperament, and around his neck is a golden cat card with the words "Miaomiao" written on the front. He wants to see the back of the cat card clearly, but Miaomiao won't let him approach, otherwise, Lu Xiaofeng I also want to weigh it to see if the cat brand is made of pure gold.
Miaomiao was carefully raised by someone, or raised by a wealthy and powerful family, because no matter where you look at Miaomiao, from top to bottom, left to right, and inside to outside, Miaomiao reveals a sense of luxury.
If Huamanlou's family can raise this kind of cat, he believes it. After all, the Hua family owns the most real estate in the world, and the rich people are capitalized in bold.
But now that Huamanlou said that Miaomiao was not raised by his family, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't believe it, but the person who said this was Huamanlou, and Huamanlou would not lie to him, so who is this Miaomiao Where's the cat?
"Huamanlou, Huamanlou, I only know that your Baihualou takes in all those who need help, but I didn't expect you to take in even cats who need help.
When the cat owner is found, I must thank you very much..."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly stopped.
Hua Manlou had been blind since he was a child due to a serious illness, but his blindness didn't hinder his ability to perceive things, he immediately sensed something was wrong with Lu Xiaofeng, "What's the matter, do you know who Miao Miao's master is?"
"I'm not a well-rounded scholar, nor am I a master of great wisdom, how can I know so many things.
Although I don't know who Miaomiao's owner is, have you heard of it?
Now whether it is in the world or in the government and the public, there is a cat that is quite famous. "
"Could it be Mr. Zhan Zhaozhan from Kaifeng Mansion?"
Hua Manlou guessed.
Zhan Zhao is well-known in Jianghu, known as "Southern Xia", recommended by Mr. Bao Zheng Bao of Kaifeng Mansion, and was appointed by the emperor as a fourth-rank guard with a knife in the imperial court, and it is because the emperor took his exam in Yaowulou When he praised his lightness in martial arts, he said:
"Wonderful!
Amazing!
This is not a person, he is clearly my imperial cat. "
Therefore, Zhan Zhao has the title of "Royal Cat". When it comes to the most famous cat in the rivers and lakes and the court, he is none other than him.
"wrong!
But it's not much different, it's not the 'royal cat', but the real royal cat raised by the current emperor. "
Lu Xiaofeng gave the answer, "The imperial cat was lost, no, to be more precise, it was stolen by someone. In the heavily guarded imperial palace, the Imperial Forest Army and the four famous arresters were dispatched to arrest the head in cold blood, but they were still succeeded." , The emperor was furious.
The cat thief this time is not as lucky as Chinchilla Bai Yutang in stealing the Three Imperial Treasures. "
Chinchilla Bai Yutang stole the Three Imperial Treasures in order to provoke Zhan Zhao, the emperor was tolerant, not only did not blame Bai Yutang, but even pulled Bai Yutang to make him an official.
But this time it was different, this time it was the royal cat that was stolen, the emperor's heart and soul.
If you say that the emperor is not very old, he has not yet reached the age of weak crown, he grew up in the cold palace, his father does not love his mother...
The biological mother was a court lady who died after being lucky enough to give birth to the little prince. She was a transparent person in the palace.
It is said to be a transparent person because even the maids and eunuchs are all registered in the roster. Someday someone will find out if one is missing, but he is different. Even if he dies in the cold palace, he may have to wait for a few days , only those who are curious will discover this matter.
But he grew up in the cold palace, under the neglect of everyone.
Later, several other princes of the first emperor rebelled, and he was the only prince left after death, so he ascended the throne, and in a blink of an eye, the world was a little different.
Originally, due to the case of the prince's rebellion, more than half of the courtiers in the government and the public were lost, and suddenly there were some more people, and the origins of those people can be traced, as if they were people who were originally in this world.
And those extra people are also very puzzled, why the colleagues around them are suddenly different.
Not only above the court, but also in the rivers and lakes.
Originally the most famous thief in the Jianghu was the King of Thieves, Sikong Zhaixing, but now there are the thief handsome Chu Liuxiang and the thief of the Holy White Jade Soup.
Even the representative figures of a relatively hidden profession like thieves have become so famous all of a sudden, so there are more people in the world who use swords, knives, and guns.
This world is very chaotic, originally because of the chaos caused by the previous rebellion, which affected the people below and even the chaos in the rivers and lakes.
Now it's chaos on top of chaos, but the world is chaotic on their side, and the world of those who appear out of thin air is not much better. Lu Xiaofeng got to know their new head catcher because of his good friend Jin Jiuling from the Six Doors , Tie Shou said that their original world was more chaotic, with treacherous ministers in power, life was even more difficult.
No one is optimistic about the newly enthroned emperor, especially the emperor who is young and has little experience. It is said that he did not receive the same education as other princes before he was released from the cold palace.
This chaotic situation gradually calmed down under the orderly auspices of the emperor.
Tie Shou's master, the newly appointed Grand Tutor Zhuge Zhengwo is responsible for teaching the emperor's reading and calligraphy. After all, an emperor, no matter whether he came out of the cold palace or not, can't even understand the memorial.
But Zhuge Zheng and I discovered that this emperor who was born as a prince of the cold palace who was said to have never read a book could read, but he was not used to using a brush.
Nowadays, no one dares to underestimate this emperor, and the emperor is diligent and thrifty, and he is a good emperor in all aspects. It can be said that he has no shortcomings except his love of cats.
Well, yes, the emperor is a proper cat slave, and the cat he brought out from the cold palace is his heart.
What kind of treatment does the emperor have, and the role of Yumao is indispensable. He also specially selected the cold-blooded Leng Lingqi among the four famous arresters to be the guard with a knife in front of the cat to protect the safety of Yumao.
The ministers no longer have to worry about the evil concubine in the emperor's harem, because no matter how much they love, there is no such thing as this imperial cat.
For example, everyone knows that Zhan Zhao is called the "Royal Cat" because of his amazing lightness kung fu, but on the day of his demonstration, he flew from the ground to the top of the palace, and then flew from the top of this palace to the top of another palace. superior.
But the real royal cat moved two steps slowly, and yelled at the cold-blooded soft "meow meow" twice, and the cold-blooded one would come over and pick up the royal cat, so as to save this two-step walk The little master who was too delicate to walk lost his temper.
This "flying" can also fly. After all, Yumao's guard with a knife in front of the cat is also cold-blooded.
But if you must compare the lightness of this "royal cat" with that "royal cat", this makes people want to ask, is there really nothing wrong with the emperor's eyes?
But he is the emperor, not a prince who is bullied in the cold palace, so the ministers can only say that the emperor is right, as long as the emperor is happy, after all, in the eyes of cat slaves, his cat master must be the best .
This time the royal cat was stolen, the emperor's attitude was very clear.
If you can go to the palace to steal the imperial cat today, but tomorrow you dare to take the emperor's head, this is treason, this is rebellion!
"I don't know why the Holy Majesty dotes on that imperial cat so much. The things that were lost in the palace were also stolen by Bai Yutang before, so let's pass it lightly. This time it's just the opposite. The crime of treason is not light. Now four All the famous arresters were dispatched, even the 'Royal Cat' was dispatched, if Master Bao and the others hadn't persuaded the emperor, even the army would have been dispatched."
Lu Xiaofeng was chatting with Huamanlou about the hottest gossip news at the moment, while he couldn't control his restless hand to touch Miaomiao who was in a ball...
Miao Miao rolled herself into a small snowball, but her tail flicked, Lu Xiaofeng touched the left, the tail flicked to the right, Lu Xiaofeng rubbed to the right, the tail floated to the left again, Lu Xiaofeng didn't let Lu Xiaofeng caught.
"Today, the Holy Majesty and the Royal Cat both came from the Leng Palace. The friendship of being dependent on each other is unmatched by others. No wonder he is nervous."
Hua Manlou could understand the emperor. Thinking about it with his heart, he sympathized with the emperor. His biological father was unreliable, and his brothers were unreliable. I am afraid that Yumao is the real relative in the emperor's eyes.
If Huamanlou's family members were held hostage, no matter how good-tempered he was, he would be angry.
"Then, there's already such a big commotion, do you have any clues about the royal cat?"
"I asked Monkey Spirit, and he said it wasn't him.
Although Pirate Saint is well-known, there are legends about it, and he has never been heard of making a move again, so I am afraid that only the Pirate Commander is the only one. "
Well, you guessed it right, it was the cat thief bastard, if it weren't for that nasty guy, she wouldn't have wandered for so many days before she found someone who kindly took her in.
Damn, if you steal a cat, you steal the cat, and you send a post in advance, as if no one wants to chop off the head on your neck.
The scent of flowers on that post almost smothered her and Rhubarb. If she was asked to find the cat thief next time, she would definitely scratch his face.
Miaomiao opened her eyes and glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, patted his hand in disgust, then moved to Huamanlou, stepped on his knee, made sure it was soft enough, then closed her eyes and rested.
When will Rhubarb come to pick me up?
Lu Xiaofeng stared at the cat sitting on the table, resting with his eyes closed, his hand wanted to touch the cat's tail honestly, and his paw was smeared.
However, when the cat scratched him, it retracted its sharp claws, and just patted Lu Xiaofeng's hand with the pads on the paws, and it didn't hurt, the pads were tender and soft, Lu Xiaofeng didn't hold back because of this, but wanted to touch the cat even more up.
"This is not my cat, but a guest who came to my Baihualou a few days ago."
Hua Manlou smiled, put away the folding fan in his hand, and tapped lightly on Lu Xiaofeng's arm, stopping him from continuing to tease the cat.
"She's so smart, be careful if you annoy her, she will scratch you."
"Isn't this your cat?"
Lu Xiaofeng was surprised.
This cat is completely white, without any stray hairs, and is shiny. It can be seen that it has been carefully cared for.
He also has a gentle temperament, and around his neck is a golden cat card with the words "Miaomiao" written on the front. He wants to see the back of the cat card clearly, but Miaomiao won't let him approach, otherwise, Lu Xiaofeng I also want to weigh it to see if the cat brand is made of pure gold.
Miaomiao was carefully raised by someone, or raised by a wealthy and powerful family, because no matter where you look at Miaomiao, from top to bottom, left to right, and inside to outside, Miaomiao reveals a sense of luxury.
If Huamanlou's family can raise this kind of cat, he believes it. After all, the Hua family owns the most real estate in the world, and the rich people are capitalized in bold.
But now that Huamanlou said that Miaomiao was not raised by his family, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't believe it, but the person who said this was Huamanlou, and Huamanlou would not lie to him, so who is this Miaomiao Where's the cat?
"Huamanlou, Huamanlou, I only know that your Baihualou takes in all those who need help, but I didn't expect you to take in even cats who need help.
When the cat owner is found, I must thank you very much..."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly stopped.
Hua Manlou had been blind since he was a child due to a serious illness, but his blindness didn't hinder his ability to perceive things, he immediately sensed something was wrong with Lu Xiaofeng, "What's the matter, do you know who Miao Miao's master is?"
"I'm not a well-rounded scholar, nor am I a master of great wisdom, how can I know so many things.
Although I don't know who Miaomiao's owner is, have you heard of it?
Now whether it is in the world or in the government and the public, there is a cat that is quite famous. "
"Could it be Mr. Zhan Zhaozhan from Kaifeng Mansion?"
Hua Manlou guessed.
Zhan Zhao is well-known in Jianghu, known as "Southern Xia", recommended by Mr. Bao Zheng Bao of Kaifeng Mansion, and was appointed by the emperor as a fourth-rank guard with a knife in the imperial court, and it is because the emperor took his exam in Yaowulou When he praised his lightness in martial arts, he said:
"Wonderful!
Amazing!
This is not a person, he is clearly my imperial cat. "
Therefore, Zhan Zhao has the title of "Royal Cat". When it comes to the most famous cat in the rivers and lakes and the court, he is none other than him.
"wrong!
But it's not much different, it's not the 'royal cat', but the real royal cat raised by the current emperor. "
Lu Xiaofeng gave the answer, "The imperial cat was lost, no, to be more precise, it was stolen by someone. In the heavily guarded imperial palace, the Imperial Forest Army and the four famous arresters were dispatched to arrest the head in cold blood, but they were still succeeded." , The emperor was furious.
The cat thief this time is not as lucky as Chinchilla Bai Yutang in stealing the Three Imperial Treasures. "
Chinchilla Bai Yutang stole the Three Imperial Treasures in order to provoke Zhan Zhao, the emperor was tolerant, not only did not blame Bai Yutang, but even pulled Bai Yutang to make him an official.
But this time it was different, this time it was the royal cat that was stolen, the emperor's heart and soul.
If you say that the emperor is not very old, he has not yet reached the age of weak crown, he grew up in the cold palace, his father does not love his mother...
The biological mother was a court lady who died after being lucky enough to give birth to the little prince. She was a transparent person in the palace.
It is said to be a transparent person because even the maids and eunuchs are all registered in the roster. Someday someone will find out if one is missing, but he is different. Even if he dies in the cold palace, he may have to wait for a few days , only those who are curious will discover this matter.
But he grew up in the cold palace, under the neglect of everyone.
Later, several other princes of the first emperor rebelled, and he was the only prince left after death, so he ascended the throne, and in a blink of an eye, the world was a little different.
Originally, due to the case of the prince's rebellion, more than half of the courtiers in the government and the public were lost, and suddenly there were some more people, and the origins of those people can be traced, as if they were people who were originally in this world.
And those extra people are also very puzzled, why the colleagues around them are suddenly different.
Not only above the court, but also in the rivers and lakes.
Originally the most famous thief in the Jianghu was the King of Thieves, Sikong Zhaixing, but now there are the thief handsome Chu Liuxiang and the thief of the Holy White Jade Soup.
Even the representative figures of a relatively hidden profession like thieves have become so famous all of a sudden, so there are more people in the world who use swords, knives, and guns.
This world is very chaotic, originally because of the chaos caused by the previous rebellion, which affected the people below and even the chaos in the rivers and lakes.
Now it's chaos on top of chaos, but the world is chaotic on their side, and the world of those who appear out of thin air is not much better. Lu Xiaofeng got to know their new head catcher because of his good friend Jin Jiuling from the Six Doors , Tie Shou said that their original world was more chaotic, with treacherous ministers in power, life was even more difficult.
No one is optimistic about the newly enthroned emperor, especially the emperor who is young and has little experience. It is said that he did not receive the same education as other princes before he was released from the cold palace.
This chaotic situation gradually calmed down under the orderly auspices of the emperor.
Tie Shou's master, the newly appointed Grand Tutor Zhuge Zhengwo is responsible for teaching the emperor's reading and calligraphy. After all, an emperor, no matter whether he came out of the cold palace or not, can't even understand the memorial.
But Zhuge Zheng and I discovered that this emperor who was born as a prince of the cold palace who was said to have never read a book could read, but he was not used to using a brush.
Nowadays, no one dares to underestimate this emperor, and the emperor is diligent and thrifty, and he is a good emperor in all aspects. It can be said that he has no shortcomings except his love of cats.
Well, yes, the emperor is a proper cat slave, and the cat he brought out from the cold palace is his heart.
What kind of treatment does the emperor have, and the role of Yumao is indispensable. He also specially selected the cold-blooded Leng Lingqi among the four famous arresters to be the guard with a knife in front of the cat to protect the safety of Yumao.
The ministers no longer have to worry about the evil concubine in the emperor's harem, because no matter how much they love, there is no such thing as this imperial cat.
For example, everyone knows that Zhan Zhao is called the "Royal Cat" because of his amazing lightness kung fu, but on the day of his demonstration, he flew from the ground to the top of the palace, and then flew from the top of this palace to the top of another palace. superior.
But the real royal cat moved two steps slowly, and yelled at the cold-blooded soft "meow meow" twice, and the cold-blooded one would come over and pick up the royal cat, so as to save this two-step walk The little master who was too delicate to walk lost his temper.
This "flying" can also fly. After all, Yumao's guard with a knife in front of the cat is also cold-blooded.
But if you must compare the lightness of this "royal cat" with that "royal cat", this makes people want to ask, is there really nothing wrong with the emperor's eyes?
But he is the emperor, not a prince who is bullied in the cold palace, so the ministers can only say that the emperor is right, as long as the emperor is happy, after all, in the eyes of cat slaves, his cat master must be the best .
This time the royal cat was stolen, the emperor's attitude was very clear.
If you can go to the palace to steal the imperial cat today, but tomorrow you dare to take the emperor's head, this is treason, this is rebellion!
"I don't know why the Holy Majesty dotes on that imperial cat so much. The things that were lost in the palace were also stolen by Bai Yutang before, so let's pass it lightly. This time it's just the opposite. The crime of treason is not light. Now four All the famous arresters were dispatched, even the 'Royal Cat' was dispatched, if Master Bao and the others hadn't persuaded the emperor, even the army would have been dispatched."
Lu Xiaofeng was chatting with Huamanlou about the hottest gossip news at the moment, while he couldn't control his restless hand to touch Miaomiao who was in a ball...
Miao Miao rolled herself into a small snowball, but her tail flicked, Lu Xiaofeng touched the left, the tail flicked to the right, Lu Xiaofeng rubbed to the right, the tail floated to the left again, Lu Xiaofeng didn't let Lu Xiaofeng caught.
"Today, the Holy Majesty and the Royal Cat both came from the Leng Palace. The friendship of being dependent on each other is unmatched by others. No wonder he is nervous."
Hua Manlou could understand the emperor. Thinking about it with his heart, he sympathized with the emperor. His biological father was unreliable, and his brothers were unreliable. I am afraid that Yumao is the real relative in the emperor's eyes.
If Huamanlou's family members were held hostage, no matter how good-tempered he was, he would be angry.
"Then, there's already such a big commotion, do you have any clues about the royal cat?"
"I asked Monkey Spirit, and he said it wasn't him.
Although Pirate Saint is well-known, there are legends about it, and he has never been heard of making a move again, so I am afraid that only the Pirate Commander is the only one. "
Well, you guessed it right, it was the cat thief bastard, if it weren't for that nasty guy, she wouldn't have wandered for so many days before she found someone who kindly took her in.
Damn, if you steal a cat, you steal the cat, and you send a post in advance, as if no one wants to chop off the head on your neck.
The scent of flowers on that post almost smothered her and Rhubarb. If she was asked to find the cat thief next time, she would definitely scratch his face.
Miaomiao opened her eyes and glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, patted his hand in disgust, then moved to Huamanlou, stepped on his knee, made sure it was soft enough, then closed her eyes and rested.
When will Rhubarb come to pick me up?
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