[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Rhubarb, ah bah, it is impossible for the emperor to show up immediately to rescue his poor and helpless royal cat Miaomiao, and Miaomiao can only continue to eat, drink and live in the Baihualou where the building is full of good people.

Of course, it would be great if there wasn't another bad guy like Lu Xiaofeng in Baihualou wanting to lick her hair. You know, Miaomiao's hair is not easy to touch. Since she cultivated spiritual consciousness...

Well, she has never practiced, how could she, a lazy cat whose ultimate goal in cat life is to eat, sleep and play, could practice, even turning from an ordinary cat into a cat demon is because of her boredom. The master, who was about to go crazy, fed her an elixir to transform her, so that she could talk to others and talk with the master, and ran errands to find some peaches and bananas for the master.

But since Miaomiao became a cat demon, she no longer just knows how to play with the tip of her tail like a silly cat. She has some ignorant consciousness, including the consciousness of loving beauty.

Under the guidance of the master who insists on combing the hair on her head every day, and communicating with some nearby monsters, Miaomiao understands that as a fluffy monster, if the hair is not good-looking, it will be killed by other monsters. The monster laughed.

And the more fluffy and lush the hair, the more beautiful it is.

Look at the vixen, the vixen is famous for being beautiful among monsters, but a vixen with one big fluffy tail is definitely not as good as a vixen with nine big fluffy tails.

The amount of hair is different!

The hairs of those nine big tails can make two or three ordinary foxes, so hair determines everything, this is the general aesthetics of all long-haired monsters in the monster world.

If the original shape is bald, it will really lose the monster.

Therefore, Miaomiao takes extra care of her hair, after all, she can only compare to other monsters in the quality of her hair.

Her spells are extremely poor, and she has a master with great powers because of her blindness.

However, her master did not expect her to learn any powerful spells. After 500 years of one-on-one teaching, no matter how good her patience was, she was worn out.

What's more, her master didn't have much patience in the first place, but because he was trapped by the magic circle and couldn't leave, he had no choice but to teach her spells.

Although Miaomiao doesn't know the magic of immortality now, the magic of saving her life and escaping is quite slippery. Who made her just a weak cat?

The weak cat sets her appearance as a petite kitten, because this image is cuter, every time her master hates iron and wants to beat her, as long as she keeps the kitten appearance and shrinks into a ball Like a soft snowball, the master will let her go in the end.

But there is a downside to this image, that is, those who see her always want to come and touch her hair.

What if you get bald?

When I was with Rhubarb in the Lenggong, there was no one else in Lenggong except Rhubarb, so she had nothing to do with her hair.

And after Rhubarb came to the throne, she became a royal cat, and with the emperor as his backer (no, in fact, the cold-faced goalkeeper with cold blood) those court ladies and eunuchs dared not touch her hair casually.

Therefore, be on guard against everything, is it possible that after guarding for so long, it will fall into Lu Xiaofeng's hands?

Miao Miao refuses to accept, Miao Miao must be strong, and bet on the dignity of the cat demon!

"Meow!"

The moment Lu Xiaofeng's hand touched it, Miaomiao immediately frowned, kicked her hind legs, climbed onto Huamanlou's collar with all her strength, and slipped into his clothes under his surprised expression.

The clothes were stuffy and the air was not circulating. Miao Miao paddled her short legs as if swimming, turned her body aside, poked her head out, and gave a proud "meow" to Lu Xiaofeng.

Wait, why did Lu Xiaofeng ignore her?

Lu Xiaofeng didn't talk to Miaomiao, Miaomiao became upset instead.

The cat owner is calling you, why are you silent?

Miaomiao stretched out her left paw, and patted Hua Manlou's clothes like a table.

But after leaning out a little more, she knew why Lu Xiaofeng ignored her.

Lu Xiaofeng's hand rested on Hua Manlou's thigh, um, that's right, it was the place where she just lay down and rested.

Hua Manlou was still smiling, at least from Miaomiao's point of view, there was nothing wrong with smiling.

But from Lu Xiaofeng's point of view, he had already seen the black air coming from behind Hua Manlou's smile.

"Hahaha, why is this cat so skinny, running around."

Lu Xiaofeng withdrew his hand without a trace, and smiled dryly, trying to get rid of the embarrassment, but the culprit who caused him to be so embarrassed is still looking at him with round, innocent eyes.

This, this is not fair!

He just touched Huamanlou's thigh, and he got a dark smile from his friend, and the cat ran into Huamanlou's collar, and Huamanlou didn't see anything wrong.

No, he has to touch this cat today!

Don't underestimate Lu Xiaofeng's level of boredom, after all, he is someone who can compete with his friend Sikong Zaixing with "the loser will dig earthworms" as a bet, somersaulting, and then really have a serious competition.

Similarly, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to flirt with cats, how could he give up halfway?

Relying on his thick skin tonight, he stayed in Baihualou. Huamanlou welcomes anyone who needs help, but welcomes his friends, so Baihualou has a guest room prepared by Lu Xiaofeng.

Miaomiao, who was being targeted, had no idea of ​​Lu Xiaofeng's plan, she was quite satisfied with Hua Manlou's embrace, it was warm and didn't require her to walk, it couldn't be better.

She just nestled in Huamanlou's arms and couldn't come out. Even when eating, she asked Huamanlou to carefully pick out the fishbone, and then put the fish meat in small pieces for Miaomiao to eat.

Hua Manlou also likes the closeness of Miao Miao, he already loves life, loves flowers and plants, and also likes a small life like Miao Miao.

He can't see with both eyes, although he can use other senses to replace vision, but this feeling of being able to hide Miao Miao in his arms, feel her body temperature, hear her heartbeat, and detect every little movement of her Really different.

When he first picked up Miaomiao, Miaomiao was a reserved cat, her body got a little dirty from running away, but she still refused to let Huamanlou touch her easily.

However, I heard that cats have always been afraid of water, and Miaomiao was so clever that she could wash herself clean, which surprised him a little, almost like becoming a genius.

In fact, Miaomiao, who has really become a genius, doesn't know what Huamanlou is thinking in her heart. She is satisfied with being served by him for dinner, and then she is covered with a wet towel. Wipe her mouth.

But Hua Manlou also got some smell, he gently rubbed Miaomiao's chin, tried to test Miaomiao that she didn't struggle, then took Miaomiao out of his arms and put her on the table.

"I'm going to wash up, you wait for me."

He didn't know if the cat could understand, but he still told Miaomiao about his going away for a while before walking away.

Miaomiao watched Huamanlou go away, she called out "Miwu", then lowered her head, turned around on the spot and sat down, licking her paws boredly.

After licking it twice, she suddenly became vigilant, jumped up, turned around, frowned at the person who appeared behind her, arched her body, and wanted to step forward to bite him at any time.

"As expected of a cat?

My qinggong is so good, you actually discovered it. "

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his sleeves, stretched out his hand in a catching gesture, and rushed towards Miaomiao.

Miaomiao dexterously jumped off the table and jumped out from Lu Xiaofeng's feet with a "swoosh".

"Don't run!"

Lu Xiaofeng used lightness kung fu to keep up with Miaomiao, Miaomiao is a snow-white cat, especially conspicuous in the dark, Lu Xiaofeng has a chance to win, because he is very confident in his eyesight and lightness kung fu.

In the blink of an eye, he blocked Miao Miao, grabbed the cat's front paw under the armpit, and pulled her away by an arm's distance, lest her struggling paws catch him.

"See if I caught you?"

Lu Xiaofeng was very proud, but he restrained himself very quickly, if Hua Manlou saw him bullying Miaomiao, he must give him a good meal.

Guiltyly looking back, he made sure that Huamanlou hadn't come yet, so he quietly carried the cat he caught back to the guest room, ready to pet the cat in the room.

"Meow meow meow!"

Miaomiao desperately tried to break free from Lu Xiaofeng's clutches, but it was useless, how could she resist Lu Xiaofeng with her little strength?

In desperation, Miaomiao only felt the blood rushing to her head, and the next moment it was as if her strength had been drawn out, and she couldn't exert all her strength.

But it was Lu Xiaofeng who was weaker than her. Lu Xiaofeng let go, closed his eyes and passed out.

Miaomiao jumped onto Lu Xiaofeng's body, and when she was sliding down, she seemed to wake up suddenly, and took small steps to make herself stand on the top of Lu Xiaofeng, so as to maintain her balance and not fall.

She didn't know why Lu Xiaofeng fainted, so she patted Lu Xiaofeng twice to make sure that he was still alive, then she stomped heavily on Lu Xiaofeng's body a few times to avenge him for catching the cat just now.

Wait, what are these two soft?

Miaomiao stepped on Lu Xiaofeng's chest left and right, and then she finally remembered.

That night, before Chu Liuxiang came to steal her, another group of cat thieves broke into the palace, and then the cat thieves on both sides fought for her all the way, and finally, after a burst of light, she heard Chu Liuxiang's voice Become delicate.

"I, how did I become a woman?"

Miaomiao:

"..."

Miao Miao is a weak and pitiful cat. The master said that she is a big idiot who can't be taught. Well, yes, the master is right, she is a big idiot, so-she doesn't know anything!

Miaomiao pretended that nothing happened, walked away leisurely with small steps, walked to the corner, and suddenly ran away quickly with a speed of escape.

He ran all the way to Huamanlou's room, Huamanlou was still changing his clothes, when the window opened, Miaomiao ran in through the window, jumped onto his bed, then huddled inside and did not move.

Full of flowers:

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