[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow
Chapter 33
Bai Yutang doesn't like to be close to Miaomiao, and Miaomiao wants to let him play with her. Now that she is standing on Bai Yutang's shoulder, she can use one word to describe it:
comfortable.
The reason why Bai Yutang doesn't like Miaomiao is that his name happens to be "Chingony Mouse". Bai Yutang attaches great importance to his name Chinchilla, but Zhan Zhao from Kaifeng Mansion has won the title of "Royal Cat". From the name, it seems that he is weaker than Royal Cat, which made him very unhappy, but now They didn't know each other and reconciled.
But Zhan Zhao is still called "Royal Cat", and everyone in Jiang Hu calls him off, even if he wants Zhan Zhao to change his name.
Now that this real imperial cat, which earned Zhan Zhao the title of "Royal Cat", is in front of him, it's no wonder Bai Yutang likes it.
The emperor also asked him to play with the imperial cat. Although Bai Yutang knew that the emperor valued the imperial cat and had important matters to discuss with Leng Xue, Bao Zheng and others, and the imperial cat was finally found, he had to guard against being stolen again. Let's go, he is the only reliable person around at this time, so I can only leave it to myself, but...
Still very upset!
Bai Yutang was upset, but Miaomiao was very happy.
As a cat, it is deep down in its nature that it likes to bully mice.
Bai Yutang wasn't a real mouse, but that didn't stop her from wanting to bully this mouse that was as white as her.
She grabbed a strand of Bai Yutang's long hair with her claws, it didn't look as fun as Li Xunhuan's hair, so she put it aside.
Touch Bai Yutang's face, um, Bai Yutang's face is not quite the same as the monkey in Huaguo Mountain, the hair doesn't even grow a few hairs.
Although Leng Xue and Hua Man Lou don't have beards on their faces, the eccentric Miao Miao doesn't think the two of them look strange.
Before she had rubbed for a while, Bai Yutang grabbed her claws in disgust, grabbed the back of her neck and brought her to her eyes.
"Little cat, if you move around again, I will kill you..."
"White guard!"
Bai Yutang's threat was not over yet, the palace servants passing by saw him and hurried over to stop his rude behavior, "If you have to, you can't do this to His Highness Yumao."
Bai Yutang:
"..."
Well, Miao Miao is the emperor's favorite, and she should be treated better in the emperor's territory. How can I say that I am also a third-rank imperial guard with a sword now, so it's too shameful to care about the same cat.
Thinking this way, Bai Yutang completely forgot that he just wanted to bully Miao Miao, who was also a royal cat like Zhan Zhao, so he stopped carrying Miao Miao and let her stand back on his shoulders.
Miaomiao, who escaped from Bai Yutang's grasp, called "meow meow" to Bai Yutang twice proudly, stretched out the nails on her paws, and looked for where to start, but in a blink of an eye she was caught by the inlaid collar of Bai Yutang's clothes. The side silk thread attracted attention, and he bit on it, trying to pull it back with his two front paws.
But he didn't tear it off. Although Bai Yutang said he wouldn't be serious about Miaomiao, he still had the ability to save his clothes.
One person and one cat originally planned to wander around the palace, but ended up robbing clothes for a long time.
It wasn't until Leng Xue who came to inform Miao Miao that he could go to the emperor, Miao Miao gave up the fight with Bai Yutang and turned to the big peach brought by Leng Xue.
"Cold-blooded, you can actually stand this cat, really..."
Bai Yutang protected his crooked neckline from being caught in disgust, "It's just a royal cat, what's the big deal, it's like this for one or two."
I don't know whether to scold Miaomiao alone, or to scold Zhan Zhao as well.
Leng Xue didn't reply, and glanced down at Miao Miao who was holding the peach and was trying to chew it, and poked her lightly with her finger, Miao Miao was inexplicably poked, but when she saw Bai Yutang's disgusted face, she immediately stuck out her tongue and did something to Bai Yutang. a grimace.
She stopped playing with that bad mouse, Bai Yutang, and she didn't know how to appreciate Mrs. Miaomiao's cuteness, hmph.
In the imperial study room, Bao Zheng and Zhuge Shenhou had already left. The emperor sat alone behind the desk and looked at the unfinished manuscripts. He raised his head when he saw a snow-white paw pressing down on the memorials.
"Miaomiao is back."
"I am back."
Miao Miao no longer meowed, but spoke directly, speaking human words.
Leng Xue, who was standing a few feet away, had heard from Miaomiao that the emperor knew she was a cat demon, but he was relieved when he first saw the scene of the conversation between the emperor and Miaomiao.
It turned out that Miaomiao was not talking nonsense, which is really great.
Just now when Bao Zheng and Zhuge Shenhou were present, he only reported some things about when they went south to look for cats. After they left, he reported that Miao Miao and her jade rabbit friend Bai Yuyu had changed the gender of Lu Xiaofeng and others. Things, especially when Bai Yuyu turned Prince Taiping into a woman after drinking, Miaomiao can't find Bai Yuyu now, and the woman Gong Jiu turned into is too beautiful and eye-catching, which has already attracted the attention of the world.
These are things he has to report, but he is still a little worried about whether Miaomiao's "emperor knows" really knows, in case she is afraid that Wuqing will get rid of her by monks and Taoists after knowing that she is a monster nonsense...
Fortunately it is true.
"Dahuang, that cousin of yours was turned into a woman by Xiaobai."
Miaomiao thought for a while, and added, "But it's not my fault."
"It doesn't matter, even if it's Miao Miao's trouble."
The emperor didn't have any special thoughts about the news, "If Ninth Brother wants to trouble you, I'll trouble him."
Cold-blooded to hear this:
"..."
Miao Miao happily said:
"really?
Hehehe, I knew Dahuang was the most reliable, but he still doesn't know about Xiaobai and me, so when you recruit him into the palace later, remember not to expose us. "
"Oh, by the way, where is my master's monkey hair?
I can't find Xiaobai, so I can only find Master to dispel the spell for him. "
Thinking of this, Miao Miao was a little worried that when Master came over, would she think she was too useless, and would ask Master to clean up the mess for every little thing.
"No need, I think Brother Jiu must be very happy to be a woman now, Miaomiao doesn't need to worry about it."
The emperor said in a cold tone, and by the way told Leng Xue, "Leng Aiqing, you go back and see Brother Jiu, and let him be a woman honestly.
If he has an opinion, you can ask him, if he has done something to offend me recently, he'd better know it in his heart, if he doesn't know, I have plenty of ways to make him clear, don't think that his high martial arts can't punish him.
It is his family's business that he is dissatisfied with King Taiping, if he wants to do something embarrassing King Taiping, he will drag me into the water, don't blame me for not being sympathetic. "
The emperor thought for a while, and added in a low voice, "Although there is no sympathy."
cold blooded:
"?"
Wait, what happened to Gong Jiu, what did he do to make the emperor give up and let Gong Jiu turn back into a man, you know, King Taiping is only a man, let the son of Taiping be a woman all the time, the emperor really doesn't like it Worried about King Taiping's mood?
Cold-blooded is at a loss, but when it's time to shut up about palace affairs, shut up.
But there is a saying that "curiosity kills the cat". Cats are very curious. As a naughty cat, Miao Miao always asks any questions on the spot, so she asked:
"Did he do anything?"
"Hmph, him?"
The emperor sneered, then glanced at Miaomiao, restrained his sneer, and showed a flattering smile, gently stroked Miaomiao's hair, and pushed back the raised hair on Miaomiao's head, "Miaomiao Wonderful, I heard from Leng Aiqing that you have been on the road recently, you are tired, why don't you go back and rest first, I will ask Aifei to give it to you in the evening..."
"Did you hide something from me?"
Miaomiao patted the emperor's good hand away, her paws overlapped, she rested her head on her head, her big round eyes stared straight at the emperor, "Tell me, what do you know!"
The cold-blooded onlookers:
"..."
Bai Yutang was right, Miaomiao was quite arrogant in front of the emperor.
He never loses ground in front of the officials, even the emperor who can calmly deal with old fritters like Zhuge Shenhou is a little weak, he considers his words, "Recently there are rumors among the people that Miaomiao is the coming of the white tiger. "
This rumor was not discussed at first, and it somehow spread to some forces with ulterior motives.
After the royal cat was stolen, the rumor spread like a stone thrown into a calm pool, spreading out layers of ripples.
Now everyone in Jianghu knows this rumor, after all, some people have really tried it, even if it is a false rumor, it is gradually being spread as if it is true.
But where there is no wind, there is no wave, everything has a reason, and rumors will not come out of thin air.
"This rumor was spread by Brother Nine."
After the emperor finished speaking, not only Miao Miao was stunned, but even Leng Xue was stunned.
After a long time, the culprit is this most harmless-looking road idiot!
Miaomiao rested her desire to restore Gong Jiu to her original state, and beat the table bitterly, "What are you doing, you idiot!
Fortunately, I still think he is a good one, but in the end...
I've been guarding against being stolen every day recently, and I can't sleep well at night, it's all because of this guy, hum.
But having said that, why did he spread such words, did I provoke him? "
"Miaomiao is so obedient, how can you provoke him? He is born rebellious. He wants to cause chaos in the world and make it difficult for his father. We Miaomiao are innocent!"
The emperor firmly supported Miaomiao.
"That is!"
Miaomiao replied proudly.
"If it wasn't for King Taiping's face, or because I had too many dead brothers, I would have killed him."
The emperor said with a look of "disaster for Miaomiao, hurt my heart", "But Miaomiao, don't worry, I found out that Brother Nine did it, so I sent someone to say hello to the people from the Jianghu intelligence family, Let them keep an eye on him, and definitely spread a powerful rumor about him."
In the same way, return the other body, the emperor is not the one who suffers in silence.
cold blooded:
"..."
It's no wonder that Gong Jiu had just turned into a woman, and later brought out intelligence experts like old man Tianji to stir up news about "the most beautiful woman in the world".
I'm afraid that Shi Guanyin didn't plan to come to see Gong Jiu, and he would come and walk around when he heard the news. Shi Guanyin, whoever takes a shot, kills half of his life.
Is this the pitfall between royal brothers?
You want to mess up my world, see if I can't kill you.
It was all bloodless, cold-blooded and cold behind the ears.
But Miaomiao realized something was wrong, "He did it, so why were you guilty just now?
It's not you who taught him to spread the word, don't change the subject, I know you're guilty!
I don't know what's wrong with you, just tell me honestly! "
Bao Zheng, who was good at solving cases, failed to find out who was behind the scenes. His mind was as clever as ruthless, and he was helpless because of too few clues. I'm afraid I'm not smart enough for that.
The emperor smiled awkwardly, "Well, I told you not to be angry."
"You speak first."
"I had a drink with brother Jiu once before, and I used to praise you, you are my lucky star."
"correct."
"There is no other cat in the world as extraordinary as Miao Miao."
"of course."
"Like a white tiger coming to the world, it is a symbol of a king."
"..."
"I told Brother Jiu, it's not who he is!"
"After a long time, it turned out to be you, idiot!"
Miaomiao hit the emperor's face with a meowing punch.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ Gong Jiu and Rhubarb are brothers pitting against each other, one is more ruthless than the other.
Speaking of it this way, Prince Nan's lethality is too small.
comfortable.
The reason why Bai Yutang doesn't like Miaomiao is that his name happens to be "Chingony Mouse". Bai Yutang attaches great importance to his name Chinchilla, but Zhan Zhao from Kaifeng Mansion has won the title of "Royal Cat". From the name, it seems that he is weaker than Royal Cat, which made him very unhappy, but now They didn't know each other and reconciled.
But Zhan Zhao is still called "Royal Cat", and everyone in Jiang Hu calls him off, even if he wants Zhan Zhao to change his name.
Now that this real imperial cat, which earned Zhan Zhao the title of "Royal Cat", is in front of him, it's no wonder Bai Yutang likes it.
The emperor also asked him to play with the imperial cat. Although Bai Yutang knew that the emperor valued the imperial cat and had important matters to discuss with Leng Xue, Bao Zheng and others, and the imperial cat was finally found, he had to guard against being stolen again. Let's go, he is the only reliable person around at this time, so I can only leave it to myself, but...
Still very upset!
Bai Yutang was upset, but Miaomiao was very happy.
As a cat, it is deep down in its nature that it likes to bully mice.
Bai Yutang wasn't a real mouse, but that didn't stop her from wanting to bully this mouse that was as white as her.
She grabbed a strand of Bai Yutang's long hair with her claws, it didn't look as fun as Li Xunhuan's hair, so she put it aside.
Touch Bai Yutang's face, um, Bai Yutang's face is not quite the same as the monkey in Huaguo Mountain, the hair doesn't even grow a few hairs.
Although Leng Xue and Hua Man Lou don't have beards on their faces, the eccentric Miao Miao doesn't think the two of them look strange.
Before she had rubbed for a while, Bai Yutang grabbed her claws in disgust, grabbed the back of her neck and brought her to her eyes.
"Little cat, if you move around again, I will kill you..."
"White guard!"
Bai Yutang's threat was not over yet, the palace servants passing by saw him and hurried over to stop his rude behavior, "If you have to, you can't do this to His Highness Yumao."
Bai Yutang:
"..."
Well, Miao Miao is the emperor's favorite, and she should be treated better in the emperor's territory. How can I say that I am also a third-rank imperial guard with a sword now, so it's too shameful to care about the same cat.
Thinking this way, Bai Yutang completely forgot that he just wanted to bully Miao Miao, who was also a royal cat like Zhan Zhao, so he stopped carrying Miao Miao and let her stand back on his shoulders.
Miaomiao, who escaped from Bai Yutang's grasp, called "meow meow" to Bai Yutang twice proudly, stretched out the nails on her paws, and looked for where to start, but in a blink of an eye she was caught by the inlaid collar of Bai Yutang's clothes. The side silk thread attracted attention, and he bit on it, trying to pull it back with his two front paws.
But he didn't tear it off. Although Bai Yutang said he wouldn't be serious about Miaomiao, he still had the ability to save his clothes.
One person and one cat originally planned to wander around the palace, but ended up robbing clothes for a long time.
It wasn't until Leng Xue who came to inform Miao Miao that he could go to the emperor, Miao Miao gave up the fight with Bai Yutang and turned to the big peach brought by Leng Xue.
"Cold-blooded, you can actually stand this cat, really..."
Bai Yutang protected his crooked neckline from being caught in disgust, "It's just a royal cat, what's the big deal, it's like this for one or two."
I don't know whether to scold Miaomiao alone, or to scold Zhan Zhao as well.
Leng Xue didn't reply, and glanced down at Miao Miao who was holding the peach and was trying to chew it, and poked her lightly with her finger, Miao Miao was inexplicably poked, but when she saw Bai Yutang's disgusted face, she immediately stuck out her tongue and did something to Bai Yutang. a grimace.
She stopped playing with that bad mouse, Bai Yutang, and she didn't know how to appreciate Mrs. Miaomiao's cuteness, hmph.
In the imperial study room, Bao Zheng and Zhuge Shenhou had already left. The emperor sat alone behind the desk and looked at the unfinished manuscripts. He raised his head when he saw a snow-white paw pressing down on the memorials.
"Miaomiao is back."
"I am back."
Miao Miao no longer meowed, but spoke directly, speaking human words.
Leng Xue, who was standing a few feet away, had heard from Miaomiao that the emperor knew she was a cat demon, but he was relieved when he first saw the scene of the conversation between the emperor and Miaomiao.
It turned out that Miaomiao was not talking nonsense, which is really great.
Just now when Bao Zheng and Zhuge Shenhou were present, he only reported some things about when they went south to look for cats. After they left, he reported that Miao Miao and her jade rabbit friend Bai Yuyu had changed the gender of Lu Xiaofeng and others. Things, especially when Bai Yuyu turned Prince Taiping into a woman after drinking, Miaomiao can't find Bai Yuyu now, and the woman Gong Jiu turned into is too beautiful and eye-catching, which has already attracted the attention of the world.
These are things he has to report, but he is still a little worried about whether Miaomiao's "emperor knows" really knows, in case she is afraid that Wuqing will get rid of her by monks and Taoists after knowing that she is a monster nonsense...
Fortunately it is true.
"Dahuang, that cousin of yours was turned into a woman by Xiaobai."
Miaomiao thought for a while, and added, "But it's not my fault."
"It doesn't matter, even if it's Miao Miao's trouble."
The emperor didn't have any special thoughts about the news, "If Ninth Brother wants to trouble you, I'll trouble him."
Cold-blooded to hear this:
"..."
Miao Miao happily said:
"really?
Hehehe, I knew Dahuang was the most reliable, but he still doesn't know about Xiaobai and me, so when you recruit him into the palace later, remember not to expose us. "
"Oh, by the way, where is my master's monkey hair?
I can't find Xiaobai, so I can only find Master to dispel the spell for him. "
Thinking of this, Miao Miao was a little worried that when Master came over, would she think she was too useless, and would ask Master to clean up the mess for every little thing.
"No need, I think Brother Jiu must be very happy to be a woman now, Miaomiao doesn't need to worry about it."
The emperor said in a cold tone, and by the way told Leng Xue, "Leng Aiqing, you go back and see Brother Jiu, and let him be a woman honestly.
If he has an opinion, you can ask him, if he has done something to offend me recently, he'd better know it in his heart, if he doesn't know, I have plenty of ways to make him clear, don't think that his high martial arts can't punish him.
It is his family's business that he is dissatisfied with King Taiping, if he wants to do something embarrassing King Taiping, he will drag me into the water, don't blame me for not being sympathetic. "
The emperor thought for a while, and added in a low voice, "Although there is no sympathy."
cold blooded:
"?"
Wait, what happened to Gong Jiu, what did he do to make the emperor give up and let Gong Jiu turn back into a man, you know, King Taiping is only a man, let the son of Taiping be a woman all the time, the emperor really doesn't like it Worried about King Taiping's mood?
Cold-blooded is at a loss, but when it's time to shut up about palace affairs, shut up.
But there is a saying that "curiosity kills the cat". Cats are very curious. As a naughty cat, Miao Miao always asks any questions on the spot, so she asked:
"Did he do anything?"
"Hmph, him?"
The emperor sneered, then glanced at Miaomiao, restrained his sneer, and showed a flattering smile, gently stroked Miaomiao's hair, and pushed back the raised hair on Miaomiao's head, "Miaomiao Wonderful, I heard from Leng Aiqing that you have been on the road recently, you are tired, why don't you go back and rest first, I will ask Aifei to give it to you in the evening..."
"Did you hide something from me?"
Miaomiao patted the emperor's good hand away, her paws overlapped, she rested her head on her head, her big round eyes stared straight at the emperor, "Tell me, what do you know!"
The cold-blooded onlookers:
"..."
Bai Yutang was right, Miaomiao was quite arrogant in front of the emperor.
He never loses ground in front of the officials, even the emperor who can calmly deal with old fritters like Zhuge Shenhou is a little weak, he considers his words, "Recently there are rumors among the people that Miaomiao is the coming of the white tiger. "
This rumor was not discussed at first, and it somehow spread to some forces with ulterior motives.
After the royal cat was stolen, the rumor spread like a stone thrown into a calm pool, spreading out layers of ripples.
Now everyone in Jianghu knows this rumor, after all, some people have really tried it, even if it is a false rumor, it is gradually being spread as if it is true.
But where there is no wind, there is no wave, everything has a reason, and rumors will not come out of thin air.
"This rumor was spread by Brother Nine."
After the emperor finished speaking, not only Miao Miao was stunned, but even Leng Xue was stunned.
After a long time, the culprit is this most harmless-looking road idiot!
Miaomiao rested her desire to restore Gong Jiu to her original state, and beat the table bitterly, "What are you doing, you idiot!
Fortunately, I still think he is a good one, but in the end...
I've been guarding against being stolen every day recently, and I can't sleep well at night, it's all because of this guy, hum.
But having said that, why did he spread such words, did I provoke him? "
"Miaomiao is so obedient, how can you provoke him? He is born rebellious. He wants to cause chaos in the world and make it difficult for his father. We Miaomiao are innocent!"
The emperor firmly supported Miaomiao.
"That is!"
Miaomiao replied proudly.
"If it wasn't for King Taiping's face, or because I had too many dead brothers, I would have killed him."
The emperor said with a look of "disaster for Miaomiao, hurt my heart", "But Miaomiao, don't worry, I found out that Brother Nine did it, so I sent someone to say hello to the people from the Jianghu intelligence family, Let them keep an eye on him, and definitely spread a powerful rumor about him."
In the same way, return the other body, the emperor is not the one who suffers in silence.
cold blooded:
"..."
It's no wonder that Gong Jiu had just turned into a woman, and later brought out intelligence experts like old man Tianji to stir up news about "the most beautiful woman in the world".
I'm afraid that Shi Guanyin didn't plan to come to see Gong Jiu, and he would come and walk around when he heard the news. Shi Guanyin, whoever takes a shot, kills half of his life.
Is this the pitfall between royal brothers?
You want to mess up my world, see if I can't kill you.
It was all bloodless, cold-blooded and cold behind the ears.
But Miaomiao realized something was wrong, "He did it, so why were you guilty just now?
It's not you who taught him to spread the word, don't change the subject, I know you're guilty!
I don't know what's wrong with you, just tell me honestly! "
Bao Zheng, who was good at solving cases, failed to find out who was behind the scenes. His mind was as clever as ruthless, and he was helpless because of too few clues. I'm afraid I'm not smart enough for that.
The emperor smiled awkwardly, "Well, I told you not to be angry."
"You speak first."
"I had a drink with brother Jiu once before, and I used to praise you, you are my lucky star."
"correct."
"There is no other cat in the world as extraordinary as Miao Miao."
"of course."
"Like a white tiger coming to the world, it is a symbol of a king."
"..."
"I told Brother Jiu, it's not who he is!"
"After a long time, it turned out to be you, idiot!"
Miaomiao hit the emperor's face with a meowing punch.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ Gong Jiu and Rhubarb are brothers pitting against each other, one is more ruthless than the other.
Speaking of it this way, Prince Nan's lethality is too small.
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