[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Miaomiao's meowing fist didn't use much force, the fist didn't even leave a mark on the emperor's face.

But the emperor still cooperated with Miaomiao and let out a whine of "Aiyo aiyo".

The cold-blooded guard with the knife didn't know whether to go up to escort the emperor when he saw the scene of the emperor being beaten, but it shouldn't be necessary if the emperor didn't call "escort".

But he still wanted to be mean, stepped forward and grabbed Miaomiao's two paws, "Good boy."

"Humph!"

Miao Miao shook off Leng Xue's hand and turned into a woman in white. She folded her arms and sat on the desk. Leng Xue immediately took two steps back, but these days Leng Xue was getting used to her existence after being stalked by Miao Miao, so she backed away. After two steps slowed down, he took two steps forward and returned to his original position.

"Miaomiao."

Leng Xue didn't know how to stop the angry Miao Miao, so he could only read her name and stood by at a loss.

"Miaomiao, I didn't mean to."

The emperor cautiously flattered Miaomiao, "I'm just used to complimenting you."

Miaomiao's expression softened a little, and the emperor continued his efforts, "Who made Miaomiao so unique, don't you think Leng Aiqing?"

Chi Yu, who was suddenly affected, nodded coldly and stiffly, "Yes."

"So it's normal for me to praise Miaomiao, brother Jiu is too unpredictable!"

The emperor confirmed again and again, "It's all Brother Nine's fault!"

"Yes, it was his fault."

Miaomiao didn't intend to blame the emperor at first, but she was a little bit angry at being targeted by so many people all of a sudden.

But the emperor gave her the steps to go down, so she took advantage of the situation, and it would be too much to worry about, "Then, I won't call Xiao Hei Master Master, I will punish him."

"Isn't it? Whether it's rebellion or inducing others to rebel, it's the crime of punishing the Nine Clans.

But his Nine Clans include Zhen, so it's fine to punish the Nine Clans.

Uncle Huang is kind to me, killing brother Jiu would hurt his old man's heart too much, so forget it. "

The emperor felt that he was so kind. He chose to forgive Gong Jiu after being bullied like this.

Although it is cruel to turn a big man Gong Jiu into a woman, after Gong Jiu becomes a woman, she will have outstanding looks, and maybe she will attract people like Shi Guanyin who don't want others to be more beautiful than herself, who will be better at martial arts at that time , Whoever can survive is the destiny, and it has nothing to do with the emperor.

Plastic brotherhood.

The emperor happily settled Gong Jiu's affairs, and relieved Miao Miao's anger, so he was in the mood to ask her how her month of homelessness was going.

"It's not that good. I saw a lot of delicious food on the street, which I couldn't see in the palace, but they all said they had to hurry, so I couldn't even sit down and have a good meal."

Miao Miao said regretfully, "Xiao Hua is a nice man I met outside, he gave me a money bag, and I just bought a bunch of candied haws, but that ruthlessly returned it to Xiao Hua."

Miao Miao clapped her hands fiercely, "However, I met three very interesting people outside, and I will take you to meet them some other day."

"Cough cough."

Leng Xue coughed twice on purpose to interrupt Miao Miao, telling her not to think about abducting the emperor from the palace.

Miaomiao didn't know why, so she patted Leng Xue on the back and gave him some comfort, "Xiaolu, is your throat uncomfortable?"

"...

No. "

Cold-bloodedly denied.

So Miao Miao really didn't care about being cold-blooded, and then told the emperor about the three new people he met, "Xiao Hua, I told you just now, he is really a super kind person with a very kind heart, which makes people super worried that he will be cheated." of.

In fact, I think he is such a good person, he is the type that the fox demons and snake demons on the mountain like, the kind of honest scholar who can only be found in the story books, but if you are not careful, you will be deceived by the bad demon who wants to suck the energy. It will be miserable. "

cold blooded:

"..."

So you care about Huamanlou so much?

The emperor cast his eyes on Leng Xue, and Leng Xue understood that Miaomiao liked to be called nicknames. Although the description was quite vivid, the emperor might not be able to match the nicknames, so he explained to the emperor, "He is the youngest son of the Hua family with the most real estate in the south of the Yangtze River. , whose name is Huamanlou, has been blind due to illness since he was a child.

Martial arts are pretty good, but you won't be captured by monsters..."

Besides, where did so many monsters come from? They only encountered monsters after they met Miao Miao.

Miaomiao went on to describe Lu Xiaofeng, "Xiaofeng, what can I say about him, he is quite a nice person, I accidentally turned him into a woman, but he didn't hold grudges against me.

But Xiaobai has changed him back, but his beard has not changed back. I don't understand, the original beard he grew is too funny, not good-looking at all, why he is so persistent in growing a beard. "

"because……

His name in Jianghu is Lu Xiaofeng with Four Eyebrows. "

Leng Xue had no choice but to popularize Jianghu knowledge to the emperor again, "Actually, he was called so because of his beard and eyebrows."

"Oh."

The emperor's eyes were empty, as if he was imagining what Lu Xiaofeng looked like, then he shook his head, "Miaomiao is right, such a beard is too ugly."

cold blooded:

"..."

The point here?

The emperor can get involved with the intelligence family of Jianghu, how come he has no other curiosity when he hears about a legendary figure like Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows?

"Oh, there's another big ice cube!

He is just like me, he opened a pastry shop at home, in the capital, Xiaohua and Xiaofeng both went to eat pastries at his house, but I didn't eat them because I wanted to come back. "

Miaomiao licked her lips, feeling a little greedy.

"Yes, the pastries in the palace will always have the same taste, and the taste of pastries outside the palace should be very different."

The emperor and Miaomiao acted in unison, and also licked their lips.

cold blooded:

"..."

He had to remind again, "Your Majesty, she is talking about Ximen Chuuxue, the owner of Wanmei Villa, who is famous for his swordsmanship, and he has never left anyone alive under his sword."

That's Ximen Chuuxue with one sword. Cold-blooded can never forget that when he and Ximen Chuuxue met for the first time, Ximen Chuuxue solved a lot of cat thieves by himself, and he was interested in fighting swords with him.

This is a swordsman who takes killing as his way, don't be a pastry chef who sells pastries!

Leng Xue was a little worried that his words would scare the emperor, but if the emperor was not afraid of Ximen Chuuxue at all, he was a little worried.

Sure enough, Leng Xue's worries came true, although the emperor nodded to Leng Xue's words, he echoed Miao Miao, "A person who runs a pastry shop?

Wanmei Shanzhuang, should the plum cake be made well, or is it the plum cake? "

cold blooded:

"..."

Well, fears come true.

Miaomiao and the emperor discussed how to get out of the palace, but what they talked about was particularly dangerous to cold-blooded ears.

For example, ask Bai Yutang to take them out, so that if they are discovered, they will blame Gong Jiu, saying that Gong Jiu tricked the emperor into leaving the palace.

Anyway, Gong Jiu is in the capital now, and he has no way to come out to defend himself after becoming a woman.

Leng Xue suddenly understood why Miaomiao called Gong Jiu a "little black", and the reaction to pushing the blame to him was quite skillful.

But think about Bai Yutang's unruly temperament. Although he is good in both martial arts and nature, his cold blood cannot guarantee that Bai Yutang, a restless guy, can honestly guard and protect the emperor, and will not see him on the street. If something happens, rush out.

So cold-bloodedly decided to...

"Hefangzhai, this is it!"

Miaomiao looked at the signboard at the door of the store, and happily rushed in with the emperor in casual clothes.

Leng Xue followed closely, looking at the pastry shop under the name of Ximen Chuuxue.

Hefangzhai seems to be just an ordinary pastry shop, the shop is filled with the sweet and greasy aroma of pastries, and the business is just so-so, only a shopkeeper is doing the calculations at the counter, and greets the customers when they come in.

"What do you want?"

"Buy some pastries and stop by for that...

cold boss. "

After the emperor finished speaking, he couldn't remember the last name of the big ice cube that Miaomiao said, "Oh no, it's Boss Mei."

cold blooded:

"..."

He coughed lightly, drew the attention of the inexplicable shopkeeper, and corrected:

"We are looking for Boss Ximen...

Oh no, it's the owner of Ximen. "

He was misled by Miaomiao and the emperor's harmony.

The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment when he heard Leng Xue's words, and wandered between "Boss Leng", "Boss Mei" and "Boss Ximen" in his thoughts for a while before he came to his senses.

"Several wait a moment."

Ximen Chuuxue brought two friends back, but others didn't know that Hefangzhai was under the name of Wanmei Villa, so when the shopkeeper saw that someone was looking for Ximen Chuuxue, he didn't suspect that it was to seek revenge.

After all, those who dare to come to Ximen Chuuxue to seek revenge are impatient, and the shopkeeper does not feel guilty when he brings someone to see Ximen Chuuxue, and another situation is that he knows Ximen Chuuxue's friends.

It's just that this time my friend keeps calling her by the wrong name, Ximen Chuuxue has a great reputation in the world, even if people outside, few people admit it wrong, let alone call her by the wrong name.

Could it be that he is a friend who hangs out in the rivers and lakes?

The shopkeeper asked Miaomiao and others to wait in the shop first, then he went to the back of the shop to call someone, after a while, Lu Xiaofeng came out, seeing Miaomiao and Leng Xue, he showed a bright smile, but his eyes shifted to the emperor , he paused, and touched the fake beard he had attached.

"Cold-blooded, Miaomiao, who is this?"

"My rhubarb!"

Miaomiao replied.

Fortunately, Lu Xiaofeng has enough experience in the world, has seen more of the world, and can hold on after knowing the identity of the emperor, "Well, when you are away from home, just salute..."

"Forget it, let it go."

Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief as the emperor spoke nicely.

But the emperor turned his head and bit his ear with Miaomiao, "Which one is this?

Scholar?

boss?

Or the ugly one? "

Lu Xiaofeng, who can hear very well:

"?"

Wait, the scholar, the boss, and being ugly shouldn't correspond to him, Hua Manlou, and Ximen Chuuxue, right?

He can understand the first two, but what the hell is the ugly one in the end?

"Xiaofeng, this is Lu Xiaofeng."

Knowing that the emperor is face-blind, Miaomiao didn't expect the emperor to be able to distinguish the three people when they met.

"Oh, Lu Xiaofeng."

The emperor's original appearance made Lu Xiaofeng even more entangled.

So which of the three is he?

※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ cold blooded:

of course……

You better not know.

Lu Xiaofeng:

Are you trying to make me curious? ——————————————————Halloween, want candy!