[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

"Hum hum!"

Miaomiao's face was full of displeasure, she pouted and waited for the stupid human to coax the cat owner.

Dongfang Bubai bought her fresh seasonal fruits in a good manner, which made Miaomiao a little happier.

Dongfang Bubai didn't even understand, Mingming Miaomiao was quite afraid of him when she first left with him, why did he have to coax her as soon as she turned around?

Even Dongfang Bubai's former concubine Ji, and even the male favorite Yang Lianting dare not ask him to coax others like this.

This is probably the unique skill of cats. Anyway, Miaomiao didn't realize it at all after achieving this achievement, and she just made faces at Dongfang Bubai as a matter of course.

After washing away the heavy makeup that Dongfang Bubai had put on, Miaomiao felt that her cat had come alive again. God, I really don’t know what Dongfang Bubai was thinking when he attacked, but he actually looked at her handsome face. With such a heavy hand on his face, doesn't it mean that the rouge in his hand is worth more than gold?

How prodigal he is to waste handfuls of gold.

But thinking that Dongfang Bubai did the same to his own face, Miaomiao couldn't help feeling even more distressed.

Rhubarb complained every day that the treasury was empty, and the two of them couldn't afford fish for three meals a day. If they spent a little more money, officials would advise them.

Miao Miao has been quite pitiful for Rhubarb for a while. After becoming the emperor, he couldn’t even go out to catch a few fish secretly. To waste the rouge that is worth more than gold is really more and more miserable.

Miaomiao didn't want to compare the Dragon King of the East China Sea with Rhubarb at first, but when she thought that Dongfang Bubai, who is also a human being, is more free than Rhubarb and can do whatever he wants, Miaomiao really couldn't help it, the emperor was really at a loss.

Even if I go back to Huaguo Mountain to be a monkey with her, there will still be a lot of peaches!

The more Miaomiao thinks about it, the more she feels that the world is not worth it. Dongfang Bubai looked at Miaomiao with a funny face. Miaomiao's expression was dejected for a while, sad and angry for a while, and clenched her fists and teeth for a while. I really don't know what she was thinking.

But Dongfang Bubai didn't interrupt her wild thoughts, instead he looked at her face with interest.

Putting makeup on your own face is different from putting makeup on someone else's face. Looking at yourself in the mirror will have a beautifying effect, but looking directly at your face is another feeling. It is very intuitive, so intuitive that it makes Dongfang Bubai feel a little bit guilty conscience.

Dongfang Bubai decided that before he could achieve a perfect makeup, he still had to try it on Miaomiao's face.

Miaomiao's facial features are different from Dongfang Bubai's. When Dongfang Bubai becomes a real woman, the facial features will definitely not be exactly the same as they are now. Before Dongfang Bubai used to do it directly. It is time to draw eyebrows and blush Putting on blush, anyway, seeing other people's parts that have been transformed, he will definitely paint a round, anyway, it is enough to have makeup.

Now it seems that everyone's face is different, each part of the facial features is different, and the painting is also different.

This is not the same as embroidery. Embroidery has patterns, just embroider on the cloth according to the patterns. Think about it, his makeup methods are somewhat similar to his embroidery methods.

Sure enough, makeup is also a craft, otherwise masters of disguise would not be so rare in the world.

Dongfang Bubai realized that he was not good enough in the craft of makeup. When he went out in the past, no one dared to face him. At that time, he thought that although he did not reveal his identity, his aura of master still bluffed him. When he went to buy fruit for Miaomiao wearing the makeup that Miaomiao had put on him, the waiter who went up to the owner of the hotel, and the peddler at the fruit stand greeted him warmly.

It's not that the temperament and murderous spirit of his top master frightened others, but that those people were frightened by his makeup and did not dare to move forward?

"Miaomiao, when will you help me become a woman?"

Applying makeup on a man's face several times is not as accurate as applying makeup on a woman's face, Dongfang Bubai couldn't help thinking about Miaomiao's ability to turn a man into a woman.

"This, this depends on the situation. I may accidentally turn you over. Of course, I think it is more likely that I will wait for a few days. I will spend one night reciting the spell for you. It will definitely succeed."

Miaomiao put her arms around her chest, pretending to be confident, but her foundation was more phony than Dongfang Bubai realizing that she didn't know how to put on makeup at all.

Seeing that Dongfang Bubai frowned, she added a sentence to affirm her ability, "Look at Li Qing's family, look at Li Qing's cousin, I did it all, just one night, one night. That's it."

"But I heard from Shangguan Feiyan that when she became a man, she only slept for a short while..."

"Who is Shangguan Feiyan?"

Miaomiao didn't have much impression of the name Dongfang Bubai said, but she still raised her vigilance. A guy who doesn't know who she is knows that she knows magic. Isn't it going to be exaggerated again?

With great difficulty, the legend of Gong Jiu, the most beautiful woman in the world, suppressed the rumor of Yumao. If it rises again, Miaomiao might not be safe to hang out in her human form.

Think about her trying to catch the last fish in the pond to fill her belly in the royal garden of the palace, but she was suddenly surrounded by a group of people before the bad thing was done, and then a large group of people came to fight for it. She yelled and yelled and started a fight. To her, it was like a cat sitting in a palace, and the pot came from the sky.

She almost thought it was Zhuge Zheng. I finally saw her unhappy, and wanted to drive her poor and weak kitten out of the palace!

"You don't know Shangguan Feiyan?

But she kept saying that she was turned into a man with Wuqing and the others on the way to escort Yumao to Beijing. "

Dongfang Bubai raised his eyebrows and looked at Miaomiao, "Of course, she may have given you a fake name."

"Oh oh, I remembered!"

Isn't that another Shangguan who was regarded as an experimental product and turned into a man by Yutu Jing Bai Yuyu...

Wait, isn't her name Shangguan Danfeng?

It turned out that even the name was fake, and he was indeed a bad person, but Bai Yuyu cast spells better than her. Miao Miao asked Shangguan Feiyan's whereabouts, "What's wrong with her?"

"It's okay, she didn't complete the task assigned to her by the organization she belonged to, and she relied on her beauty, but when she became a man, she lost the capital to use men in the past.

Originally, she was still the lover of the owner of the Tsing Yi Building, but now she has become a useless chess game. "

As for the fate of the waste chess, Dongfang Bubai did not continue to tell Miaomiao.

Dongfang Bubai was able to get the news about Yumao from Shangguan Feiyan because Yang Lianting worked on the Sun Moon God Sect for him and heard the large-scale movements of the mysterious and huge Tsing Yi Building.

Shangguan Feiyan looked like a madman after she became a man, but no one really took what she said seriously. After all, whether he is a man or a woman has been predetermined since birth, and no one has the heart to change his gender .

Even though the story of Shangguan Feiyan is a bit strange, there are so many wonderful things in the world. The legends of the Lanke people are more attractive than hers, because the legends of the Lanke people can also make people think of immortality, and Shangguan Feiyan, this...

just forget it.

Dongfang Bubai is one of the few people. He is more interested in the legend of the white tiger's coming to the world and the legend of transforming human nature.

But Yang Lianting knew what Dongfang Bubai was thinking, so he brought this matter up to him, Dongfang Bubai took his heart and came directly to the door.

"However, you have provoked a lot of trouble in the rivers and lakes."

There was kindness in Dongfang Bubai's eyes, since the cat in front of him didn't allow him to keep other cats, so it's not too bad to keep this one.

Moreover, "Royal Cat" sounds very much in line with his style. He can tease him when he is happy, and he can play by himself when he doesn't want to. He doesn't need to bother at all, which is very good.

"Prince Taiping's eldest son has been missing for more than a month, but King Taiping has never said a word about the disappearance of his only son.

Tsk tsk tsk, this happened in the limelight, who would believe that there is nothing strange?

The younger brother of the former king, King Xiangyang, was destroyed overnight at this juncture. Not only did no one in the Jianghu recognize this matter, even the government did not intervene. Tell me, what happened? "

"..."

Miao Miao is not a fool, Da Huang sent her out of the palace and found someone to protect her, the things involved in the middle should be simple and simple, complicated and complicated - rebellion.

Gong Jiu was the one who caused trouble at the beginning, and his fate is to become the current number one beauty in the world, and King Xiangyang, I have never heard of him, but listening to what Dongfang Bubai said, no matter how stupid Miaomiao is, she can Guess that the King of Xiangyang must be a part of the group of cat thieves last month.

"perhaps……

Maybe he went to accompany his elder nephews. "

Miaomiao said tactfully.

Gong Jiu also has his loyal and unruly King Taiping who holds the military power as a protective umbrella, but King Xiangyang does not have such benefits, and he probably accompanied the princes who failed in the rebellion on the road.

This quiet destruction is not to save the face of King Xiangyang, but to deal with the King of Xiangyang will become complicated if the matter of rebellion is put on the surface.

After all, King Xiangyang is usually a person who cherishes his feathers very much. There are many ministers who support him. There are financial and human resources to clean up the mess.

The sword of the Son of Heaven was chopped off, the dragons had no leader, and the king of Xiangyang's wings were useless no matter how abundant they were.

"Hahahahaha, so you don't know anything."

Dongfang Bubai clapped his hands and laughed.

Miaomiao:

"...

Don't underestimate me, I also accompanied Rhubarb to watch the palace dispute in Lenggong. "

"Yeah, hahahahaha."

Dongfang Bubai laughed for a long time before he stopped laughing, "Although the current little emperor has some tricks and found out some things, do you think that's all there is?"

Miao Miao thought deeply for a while, and couldn't help but fell silent.

"There is only one Southern King left, and if he doesn't...

Hey, he's so low-key, he actually joined in? "

"Ye Gucheng, the lord of Baiyun City in Feixian Island in the South China Sea, has accepted the prince of Nanwang as his disciple. If the little emperor wants to use the trick he used against King Xiangyang to deal with Nanwang, it will not be easy."

"Who is this person?

Better than Xiaolu and the others? "

Miao Miao feels a little bad.

"Ah."

"...

But accepting a disciple doesn't prove that King Nan also wanted to rebel, right? "

"Baiyun City has privately expressed its willingness to several organizations, willing to spend thousands of dollars to buy the Royal Cat."

"..."

"Why, putting these two things together, it's fine to say it's a coincidence, but it's not a coincidence...

also. "

Dongfang Bubai thought he would see Miaomiao's panicked expression, but he saw her approaching with a flattering expression.

"I know this because Baiyun City also sent an invitation to me, so you are not afraid that I will hand you over?"

"Heh, it's just a thousand pieces of gold. You've already wasted so many things that are worth more than gold on your face. Do you still care about this?"

Miaomiao held Dongfang Bubai's arm, "I think this place is very safe, Dongfang Aiqing, no no no, Dongfang sister, wait, why are you leaving, don't you care about dinner?"

※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※Miao Miao:

Your generosity in rouge reassures me