[Comprehensive martial arts] Royal Meow

Miaomiao disappeared in the Shenhou Mansion, but Leng Xue, Wu Qing and others were very anxious. Although they knew that it must be Dongfang Bubai's handwriting, they just couldn't find the trace of Dongfang Bubai. There is no news about Dongfang Bubai, whether it is from unfamiliar faces, or privately asking about the familiar Jianghu sects in the capital.

That's when Lu Xiaofeng found Mr. Guisunzi, who was eating and drinking, in a brothel in the capital. He planned to use Jiang Hu's methods to find out about the so-called great wisdom and master who only Guisunzi could contact. When defeated's whereabouts, Dongfang Bubai sent a letter to Shenhou Mansion.

The content of the letter was very simple, it only said that he invited Miao Miao to travel with him, and he would come back in a few days, so don't worry.

At the lower right corner of the letter, there is also a cat's paw print stained with rouge, which looks like a red plum blossom.

Ruthlessly checked the letter for a long time, and finally confirmed Miaomiao's safety, "A person like Dongfang Bubai is not afraid that he will not keep his word."

This was for Leng Xue, who since Miao Miao's disappearance, Leng Xue took all the responsibility on himself, and kept saying that if he kept an eye on Miao Miao, he wouldn't lose Miao Miao.

Dongfang Bubai sent a letter to explain Miaomiao's safety, and also stated that Miaomiao will be returned in a few days, and he will not treat Miaomiao badly, otherwise there is no need to do anything unnecessary.

"Besides, you didn't say you met Miaomiao's master. Her master is such a hero, and Miaomiao can ask for help. Therefore, the worst results you think will not happen."

Cold-blooded and pitiful, he pursed his lips to the prudent and dependable elder brother who never changed his face before the collapse of Mount Tai, "...

big brother. "

"Okay."

Ruthlessly raised his hand and stopped what he was going to say coldly, "If you are worried, Zhui Ming has gone to follow the person who returned to his life, and there will be news soon."

Wuqing was right, indeed after Dongfang Bubai took the first step, the clues were no longer so hidden, but what he didn't expect was that the one who got the news faster than chasing his life was the palace.

Leng Xue originally thought it was the emperor who wanted to hold him accountable, and they were all mentally prepared to bear everything, lest the emperor's wrath implicate other people in the Shenhou Mansion, but in the end...

"what?"

Leng Xue couldn't believe what he heard, and he couldn't believe what he saw.

"Leng Aiqing, I order you and Dongfang Aiqing to thoroughly investigate Nanwang's secret plot together."

The emperor repeated it, and then found that Leng Xue's eyes were on the other side, so he explained to Leng Xue, "Oh, that is Dongfang Aiqing, Aiqing is such a kind person, seeing that Miaomiao is so plain, he even worried about dressing her up dress up."

As he said that, the emperor sighed seriously, "Yeah, Miaomiao usually looks like a cat, I'm such a big man, I even forgot that she is also a girl who needs to be dressed up.

After all, Miao Miao is very beautiful dressed up or not, right? "

"To your head!"

Miaomiao was furious, rushed in front of the emperor, pointed at her face and said loudly to the emperor, "Look at my face, touch your conscience, doesn't it look good?"

The emperor blinked and nodded heavily, "It looks good."

Miaomiao:

"..."

Miaomiao took two steps back, covered her face with helplessness, "Forget it, I forgot that you are face-blind."

Asking further, it is the same answer as "Which one is more beautiful between me and Xu Gong in the north of the city", the emperor loves Miaomiao so much, plus his face blindness bonus, no matter what ghost Miaomiao looks like with makeup, he will always Miaomiao's honest answer is the most beautiful.

If he wished that Shi Guanyin, the most beautiful in the world, was still alive, and met a face blind like the emperor, he would probably die of anger again before he died.

But Dongfang Bubai is very satisfied with the emperor, "This little emperor has such a sweet mouth."

Who doesn't want to be admired by others for the makeup he made. Although Dongfang Bubai now understands how poor his hand skills are, it doesn't prevent him from liking to hear others praise him.

Especially since the emperor boasted so sincerely.

The cold-blooded onlookers didn't know what to say. Fortunately, he usually doesn't talk much and doesn't express much, so on this occasion, he held on.

There is no other reason, Miao Miao is really wearing Dongfang Bubai's makeup...

It's hard to say, anyway, with Miaomiao's current appearance, those who are looking for her will probably bypass her when walking on the street.

As for Dongfang Bubai, his makeup is much lighter, compared with the appearance of a ghost when he was in Li's residence, if he didn't admit it, he would not be able to recognize his identity.

If it wasn't for Miaomiao still alive and jumping up and down, he would have cold-bloodedly asked, did Dongfang Bubai force her to torture her face?

Fortunately, Miaomiao has a lively personality, so she pounced on him before he asked a question. Otherwise, compared to the sweet-mouthed emperor who can't see faces clearly but can read the atmosphere, Leng-Blood is the one who needs to worry about his own safety the most.

At the same time, Leng Xue also understood why they couldn't find Dongfang Bubai and Miao Miao after searching the capital, because their appearances had changed a lot, and according to their impression of Dongfang Bubai, they were looking for someone who looked like a lady. Girl, even the gender is wrong, how can I find it.

Dongfang Bubai is not because Miaomiao has cast a spell on him, but because he just likes to wear that female attire.

That night, Lin Shiyin and Li Xunhuan felt that he was a bit indistinguishable, and that was because his makeup was too ugly, and wearing a woman's red dress did not give the impression of being a woman's dress, but rather weird.

Now I have changed my makeup, but I really look like a woman.

Dongfang Bubai looked at Leng Xue, his hairs stood on end, and when he wondered if he should draw his sword, Dongfang Bubai withdrew his sizing eyes, and turned to ask Miaomiao:

"Is this your little lover?"

"No."

This is wonderful.

"what?"

This is the emperor.

The emperor took a step forward and grabbed the cold-blooded collar, "I asked you to take care of Miaomiao, it's fine if you don't take care of it, you still want to be Miaomiao's little lover?"

Because he was slightly taller than the emperor, Leng Xue, who was grabbed by the collar, was forced to bend down. Just as he was about to say something, he heard the emperor let go of his hand, shrugged and said helplessly:

"Forget it, as long as Miaomiao likes it."

cold blooded:

"..."

Your Majesty, can you give me a letter before you change your attitude?

Miaomiao saw that the emperor didn't notice her "no" and pulled the emperor and said loudly:

"I said, no, did you hear me!"

"I hear it."

The emperor was much gentler towards Miao Miao, "It's fine if it's not."

"So it's not. When I was inquiring about Miao Miao, I heard that Leng Butou is very tight with Miss Miao Miao."

Dongfang Bubai looked at Leng Xue ambiguously, "I also heard that Leng Si's arrester was saving money for his wife, so it was a misunderstanding."

"What, here is Miao Miao who is close to my family, but there is still thinking of saving a wife to win other girls, so it's possible that you still don't like Miao Miao?"

Dongfang Bubai inexplicably hit the emperor's spot again, and the emperor jumped up all of a sudden, his eyes widened angrily, staring so coldly that he felt guilty.

"No, no."

Leng Xue said weakly under the emperor's glaring eyes.

"Miaomiao is so good, what do you not like?"

The emperor is like a cat whose tail has been trampled on, the kind whose hair is blown all over, cold-blooded and weak, but Dongfang Bubai is interested in adding fire.

"Maybe I think Miaomiao is a cat demon."

"What happened to the cat demon, what happened to the cat demon?"

The emperor said righteously, "Cats are the best existence in the world!"

"Well, I didn't..."

The cold-blooded and weak rebuttal was ignored again.

The emperor turned his head and held Miaomiao's hand, who was removing makeup with water while holding a handkerchief. Miaomiao was busy removing the mouth grease that was painted into a sausage mouth. Where did Dongfang Bubai, who was born in Muya, catch up?

If it weren't for Dongfang Bubai's liking for burly men, and the emperor didn't suit his taste, Dongfang Bubai would have wanted to abduct the emperor away.

"Miaomiao, don't be afraid. With my backing, this man will be ignored if you don't like him. He has no vision, but if you like him, I will let him be your male favourite. Don't be afraid, you Take as many as you like..."

The emperor was talking, and added in a tangled way:

"But don't take too much. It's one thing not to be able to support it. If the backyard is too messy, it will be difficult to deal with."

The emperor just saw that the harem of the previous dynasty was too chaotic, so far he has only accepted Pang Shi, the daughter of Grand Master Pang, as his imperial concubine. It is definitely not because he is blind, no matter how many concubines he accepts, it is almost the same as accepting one...

Heck, that's not the point now.

"What, you are all talking nonsense there.

What kind of sweetheart, lover, Xiaolu is embarrassed to say so. "

But Miaomiao didn't show any embarrassment, she proudly put her hands on her hips, "But it's strange that you don't like me, I'm so lovable."

Who doesn't like cats, unless it's dog pie.

According to Miao Miao's observation, Leng-Blood is not a dog pie, he should be a cat pie.

The cat slave emperor and the new cat slave Dongfang Bubai praised the cat owner Miaomiao, "Yes, yes, Miaomiao is right. "

The emperor and Dongfang Bubai stopped joking around, and the cold-blooded voice finally stood out, "I, I didn't say I didn't like Miaomiao."

"My wife was originally saved for Miaomiao."

"Lover...

I am also willing. "

Just kidding, watching the lively emperor and Dongfang Bubai:

"..."

With her hips on her hips, the complacency hasn't passed yet, Miaomiao tilted her head with the make-up on her face inexplicably funny:

"Meow meow meow?"

"I mean……"

Under the eyes of the crowd, Leng Xue's voice became smaller and smaller, as thin as a mosquito, "I like Miao Miao."

After a silence, Miaomiao pulled the emperor and Dongfang Bubai back a few steps, away from Leng Xue, wrapped their arms around their shoulders, and asked in a low voice:

"Is this big demon seducing the little knight?"

"Forget it."

The emperor gave Miaomiao a literal analysis, "He is half a Jianghu man, and he can be called a knight. And Miaomiao, you are more than 800 years old, and you can definitely be called a big monster. He...

what! ”

The emperor covered his head that had been slapped, and looked innocently at Dongfang Bubai. Dongfang Bubai hides his achievements and fame, and turned to look at Miao Miao, "Forget it."

"I hooked up with the little chivalrous man, shouldn't a Taoist monk come to arrest me?"

Miaomiao was a little worried, she turned her head and saw her two wingmen looking at her with speechless eyes.

"Who dares?"

"..."

"OK then!"

Miaomiao twitched twice, left the emperor and Dongfang Bubai behind, and jumped in front of Leng Xue, blushing slightly, "I'm sure, Xiaolu, you can be my little lover."