Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

Lu Siyan is scheduled to be the penultimate one. The music outside will be Korean girl group dance music for a while, and famous songs for a while. It is impossible to tell who the guest is. When it is his turn, save's debut song "fire" will be played Someone immediately guessed in the opposite direction, saying that it was the famous comedian Xie Lin. At that time, there was a very popular imitation show. Xie Lin played save together with two other artists. Of course, it was once called a low-profile version by fans. Taobao nine yuan nine free shipping kind.

"I'm gonnage you like are mix

I am going to change you.

Then I'll raise you like afire

I'm going to ask you to rise like a fire. "

The lyrics have already been released, and everyone still has a look of disbelief. It seems that they have no expectations for the guests who will appear next. The director team hurriedly raised the question board, "What if it is really Lu Siyan?"

Immediately, several people refuted in unison, "Impossible."

"Anyway, I don't believe that the program group is so rich and powerful enough to hire Lu Siyan. If it's really him, I'll... I'll eat the question board." The last sentence had a certain taste.

As the only female idol in the fixed mc, Lin Chuya definitely hoped that there would be more young and handsome ones. As a result, the ones who came from the last episode were either beautiful actresses, or they had long legs that defied the sky. members of the girl group,

Not to mention that save is still her destiny, and she became excited when she heard the prelude, but after playing the song of the Korean girl group Dona, it was Chen Yifan, a Chinese-speaking male singer from the mainland. The actress Zhang Jiajia, she has given up hope, anyway, the director team has always been so wicked.

"Chuya, calm down first, don't get excited." Seeing Zhang Chuya, who was dressed in a white dress and dressed up in a fairy-like manner, unconsciously turned on the female man paper mode, and even saw the fragments of foam falling from the edge of the lifter , Lu Li, the big brother and parent next to him, hurriedly stopped, and relieved by the way, "Not necessarily, there is indeed Lu Siyan on the guest list for this issue, maybe it is him, after all, the previous two times... Gotta get the song right, huh?"

The last question was asked by the director sitting next to him. The middle-aged man wearing a black woolen hat smiled and said nothing, and the subtitles were duly typed next to him: A secret that cannot be told. In order to maintain a sense of mystery, the fixed mc was actually For those who don't know the exact guests, the program team will give double or even triple the candidate list, involving various fields, and deliberately confuse the audience. His outstanding student at the same time, Zhang Jiajia is a young mainland actress, and the program team specially wrote three actors with similar fame to her. Before the filming started, they didn't even know who came.

Lu Li and Lin Chuya are a family line in the show, with a age difference of almost 20 years. At first, they wanted to create a loveline, but later they became like father and daughter. Lin Chuya sometimes She also called him Dad Lu jokingly, even if Lu Li explained it this way, she still didn't believe it, curled her lips, and said the next best thing, "Director, why don't you play more songs, let me admire the demeanor of the male god. "

The director team was also patient enough. The song was played for almost a third of the time, and the car door hadn't been opened yet. Yang Zitao, the youngest member of the Chinese-Korean boy group, couldn't help rushing to the car door, shouting Zhima to open the door, Slogans such as Kung Pao Chicken and Heavenly King Gaidihu are as lively as a monkey.

"Yifan." Seeing Chen Yifan staring at the white nanny car closely, Jiang Yu, the team's in charge of intelligence, immediately brought the topic to him, "I remember you and Lu Siyan are friends, so you should know his itinerary , Didn’t you reveal anything during the chatting party?” The camera also happened to capture the smile on Chen Yifan’s mouth that hadn’t had time to put it away, obviously he knew who the guest was.

"Really? It's Siyan, right? Otherwise, the other three members of Save can just come here. At least I can have a handsome guy to watch." Lin Chuya, who was still drooping her head, immediately regained her spirits and spoke happily. Asked, "I remember that Lin Sirui's name is also on the candidate list. He seems to have not been filming recently. Will Lin Sirui come over this issue?"

Yang Zitao on the other end was immediately unhappy, and didn't care to smash the car door again, and retorted loudly, "Sister, what are you talking about, am I not handsome enough? Fans praise me every day for my beauty, and say that I In fact, I look similar to Lu Siyan, except that I am younger than him, and I will definitely be more handsome than him in a few years, he is called the female heart sniper, so I should be called the heart arsonist."

This may sound a bit arrogant, but everyone present knew that it was for the effect of the show, and they didn't mean to belittle it deliberately, so Lu Li quickly made up for it at the side, and the volume was not too loud, just enough for the surrounding guests and the production team You can all hear, "I think, this is probably the worst time Lu Siyan has been hacked since his debut."

"It's quite miserable." Jiang Yu also immediately echoed, and by the way said seriously, "Seriously, Taotao, you'd better cover yourself up when you go out recently, wear a mask and scarf, and it's best to wrap it into rice dumplings , don’t be recognized by fans, especially don’t walk around at night, it’s easy to be covered in sacks, and it will be a disaster if you lose your face.” After a pause, he kindly added, “Although you look pretty It’s ugly, but I can still watch it now.”

"What do you mean?" Yang Zitao, who often boasted that he was the face of the group and said that he contracted the entire "Two Days and One Night" fixed MC group appearance, only felt a heavy blow to his knee, and rolled his eyes and glared at Jiang Yu At a glance, as if thinking of something, he retorted dissatisfiedly, "When G.leamy and the others came last time, three female guests chose me. Brother Yu, you don't even have a vote." In front of Ya, I wanted to seek comfort, "Sister~ you judge me, am I more handsome? I am more handsome than Lu Siyan, right?"

"Yeah, you are handsome, you are the most handsome, and you are the most handsome in the universe." Without even looking at it, Lin Chuya just blurred the face that was approaching in front of her. Renxin, before the happy expression on Yang Zitao's face took shape, he saw that the woman who was impatient a second ago turned her head and immediately changed her face, blinking at Chen Yifan, completely fanciful, "Fan Brother, let me reveal it, is it Siyan? My happiness is entirely in your hands."

The program team thoughtfully added a later stage to her, with pink bubbles all over her body, and the subtitles next to her were also duly typed with two sentences, "Give up the 囧雅 who gave up her integrity again for the sake of beauty." Snipers are really strong."

"I did talk to Siyan on the phone two days ago, he..." Before he could say the following words, someone from the director team next to him reminded him in a low voice that he couldn't say anything, so Chen Yifan had no choice but to keep his mouth shut and spread his hands. Make a helpless expression, it's like riding a roller coaster, just reached the top, said that the equipment is not working, then backed it back with a swoosh, Lin Chuya immediately turned into a bad girl with her hands on her hips, scolded the blocked Dirty words, a series of beep beep beep.

Immediately, the surroundings were laughing up and down. The director, who was still as stable as Mount Tai, saw that the question board was broken by Lin Chuya directly in the middle, and began to panic. He hurriedly squeezed into the staff, as if he was afraid of being used as a punching bag by someone who was furious. .

Almost at the same time, the igniting song suddenly stopped at the climax. After two seconds of silence, a familiar male voice rang out, and naturally picked up the next song. When you sing to the end, all you can do is cheer for me When shouting, there was a sudden stop for two seconds, followed by the suddenly raised dolphin sound, which amazed the pd sitting next to him, and the female staff hugged together and screamed.

"Ahh! Siyan! It's a living Siyan!"

"I didn't expect to be able to hear the live version of Sparks. I am so happy and satisfied with a song."

"I will never complain about the program group shooting early in the morning, welfare, absolute welfare!"

"I hesitated for more than half an hour yesterday, but fortunately I finally decided to follow the group."

"Thank you to the director team, Boss Park, I love you."

If it is said that the first few lines of the song may be fake, after all, there have been imitators on the show before, and they sang several famous songs of famous singers, causing several people to guess outside. After guessing and guessing, I don't know who it is. When it was finally announced, I still kept a confused face, especially Jiang Yu, who still filled in the name of the other party in the column of friends, was stunned, and opened his mouth for the first time. In a word, brother, when did you learn to imitate?I do not know how.

The dolphin sound that reaches the c7 range can be said to be imitated by no one in the entertainment industry at present, and it is impossible for the program group to spend a lot of money to invite the godfather of rock music from the other side of the ocean. Of course, the other party may not be willing to come, if it is really me If he sang it, then it could only be Save's lead singer and frontman Lu Siyan.

Of course, it cannot be ruled out that it was played through speakers, deliberately creating such a fake scene. Anyway, the production team has always had such a deep routine, and sometimes the staff of the team are also responsible for cooperating with the performance, such as the penultimate episode of the first season. During the second phase, they intentionally created the illusion that the girl group Wave was coming, which caused a few male guests to be excited for nothing. After a long time of modeling, two hot actors came out in the end.

But this time everyone is obviously more willing to think in a better direction. Even Lin Chuya and Zhang Jiajia, or the only female guest in this episode, showed a similar look of excitement on their faces, and their eyes lit up. His eyes were firmly glued to the white car door that was opening slowly at a tortoise's speed. Zhang Jiajia was somewhat restrained, but Lin Chuya was more direct, as if she wished she could rush over and open it.

The camera is scanned from bottom to top, and the first thing exposed is a foot, wearing white sneakers, clean, even the bow tie is very delicate, about 1.8 meters in size, letter T-shirt and light-colored denim, She wore a white baseball jacket, which looked refreshing and neat. In fact, she could score a high score of 85 just because of her figure and temperament.

Those hands are even more beautiful like a work of art, comparable to a pianist. It is the kind of feeling that can only be obtained after being influenced by art for a long time. Every part of the blood vessels is perfect, making people reluctant to look away, but the most important face is blocked by the KT board, with a cute Doraemon portrait painted on it.

"Why are you still playing this trick? Chen Yifan didn't do that when he appeared on the stage before, and he's not a mysterious guest." Lin Chuya stood on tiptoe several times but couldn't see who the person standing behind was. She was so anxious that she almost Another swear word came out, but fortunately, it was taken back in time when it came to his mouth, and the whisper was perfectly picked up by the earphone pinned to the neckline, "Fortunately hold back, otherwise if it is really a male god It's a big shame."

"The routines of the program group are really getting deeper and deeper. Could it be possible to find another imitator from somewhere, or put it directly on the speaker? It doesn't look like a foreigner from the outline, it can't be Ross Chell Be good." Lu Li said and glanced at the white nanny, Yang Zitao next to him was completely attracted by the kt board, and he opened his mouth to say, "So, the guest of this issue is actually Is it Jingdong cat?"

"Hi, everyone." As soon as the voice came out, Lin Chuya, who is a diehard save fan, was the first to react, and her whole body bounced up, her face flushed with excitement, "Lu Siyan, it's definitely Lu Siyan! I swear by the veteran-level fan medal!"

As if to prove her words, the prelude to "angel on the cloud" sounded slowly. When the first lyrics were exported, the kt board was thrown aside immediately, and the face that was exposed was very familiar. Zhang Jiajia, who maintained the image of a goddess, couldn't help but screamed when she saw it, and called out Lu Siyan's name uncontrollably.

The young man standing in front of the car door kept the same shape as the one in the second series, his hair was dyed silver-gray, with a few strands curled up lazily, and it seemed to be shining when he was illuminated by the sun, his face was swept by the camera at close range There is still no flaws on the bottom. Compared with the so-called watery skin and matte makeup of the heroine of Korean dramas, the matte makeup is more perfect, and only a thin layer of light golden fluff can be seen on the surface.

Long and narrow fox eyes, amber pupils, and shallow double eyelids. At first glance, I thought it was a single eyelid, but when the camera scanned it, I found out that it was inner double eyelids. The eyelashes are fine and close, and there are beautiful shadows on the eyelids. No lipstick but still Full and crystal-clear red lips, even the protruding lip beads make people want to pounce on them and take a bite. When the light shines on them, they can go directly to shoot lip gloss advertisements. No wonder they are ranked first in the list of male artists who want to kiss him most .

The stylist originally wanted to draw eyeliner on him, but after thinking about it, he gave up. After all, according to the bad taste of the program group, they have never played cards according to common sense. It is very likely that they would challenge him with an ice bucket at the beginning, so this Lu Siyan in the meeting looked less domineering on the stage than before, but more like a campus male god, the kind of Fengyun senior who walks down the boulevard and turns around a little, and can make fans scream and shout like mountains and seas .

As soon as Lin Chuya saw her, she immediately became agitated. She almost couldn't wait to rush over to shake hands, and then covered her face in a shy manner. In the later stage, she deliberately gave her a smoky appearance and the sound of sirens.

"Suddenly I feel that Director Park's image in my heart has suddenly become taller. Really, thanks to the program team for allowing me to stay until now. I am so excited. I decided to wait until the recording of this episode is over before quitting. Director, Do you want to play the quagmire today? Or other games that you can get close to, will the next program be a combination of the whole save? Invite Ancen, Siri and the others to have a confrontation match."

"Chu Ya, you are a sexy goddess, a female idol with 800 million fans, and the dream lover of thousands of boys, please restrain yourself, Jiajia is not excited at all." Seeing his daughter running around in excitement, Dad Lu said again I started to think about it, and picked up the shawl that was thrown aside for Lin Chuya, "See? This is the real goddess. You are purely a woman, with a layer of skin on the outside."

Lin Chuya has a bright and cheerful personality, plus there is a deliberate arrangement by the program group, so when a female artist comes, a few men in the regular mc will praise the female guest in various ways, but instead show incomparable dislike for her. On the one hand, it is also to increase The ratings and explosive points created an atmosphere of incompatibility among women, preparing for the subsequent competition.

As a result, before Lu Li finished speaking this time, Zhang Jiajia, who was also well-dressed in a delicate dress and high heels, also rushed towards Lu Siyan. The excitement was not inferior to that of Lin Chuya, and she was even nervous. Stuttering, blushing, he didn't even dare to look at Lu Siyan, "Well, you, hello, I'm Zhang Jiajia, and I'm your fan."

Immediately slapped his face, but Jiang Yu was still laughing gloatingly at the side. Lu Li's expression did not change, but he deliberately pretended not to stand firmly, and stomped hard on his instep. Those who attended were dressed up, wearing pointed leather shoes and heels. One could imagine how hard they stepped on them. Jiang Yu, who was still complacent before, immediately changed his face. As a result, Lu Li didn't give him a look at all.

"Welcome, welcome. I didn't expect Siyan to look like two people on stage and off stage, but why did you come here just wearing a T-shirt and jeans? Didn't you say you were dressed up?" But with a look of rejoicing, he patted his chest and muttered, "It's a good thing I didn't really come here in a suit, otherwise I'm afraid there would be no competition today."

"Attire?" The young man with silver-gray hair looked at the clothes of the guests around him in confusion. The male artists were all shirts and suits, with different styles. The only two female guests were also wearing exquisite dresses, and then they fell on themselves. The baseball jacket seems to be so special, "Well, because the director team told me that this is an outdoor variety show with many sports, so..."

Taking advantage of the camera not noticing, Lu Siyan quickly blinked at his old friend Chen Yifan who was staring at him, saying that he had already seen him, the two had just talked on the phone an hour ago, and Chen Yifan was already at the recording site, And it was his turn to appear immediately, so we didn't talk for long, just said a few words before hanging up.

"According to the logic, shouldn't M&G be very rich? Why don't they even prepare suits for artists?" Although Yang Zitao is young, he has a strong sense of variety shows and often speaks surprisingly, almost contracting half of the jokes of the entire show , while speaking, he turned around Lu Siyan again, his eyes full of suspicion, "You didn't dress like this on purpose, did you? It looks like you're different, so scheming."

The subtitle next to it was immediately typed: Yang Zitao, an emoticon master, was angry at Lu Siyan, a female sniper.

As soon as Yang Zitao started to target his idol, Lin Chuya, the number one fan girl, immediately stood up and defended, "Oh, what's the matter, Siyan is already handsome enough dressed like this, maybe he just wants to save some for you guys." A way to live, so that you don’t look too ugly, and, Taotao, stand by the side and don’t block the camera.” Zhang Jiajia who was next to him also immediately echoed, “Actually, it’s just the opening dress, and I’ll change it to sports later. clothes." Doesn't the implication mean that no matter how well-dressed you are, you have to take it off?

"Hahaha, do you know that I was standing here and heard what Tang pd said just now?" Before Yang Zitao could get out of the pain here, Jiang Yu immediately made another knife, and he learned it perfectly, "Where did Yang Zitao grow up?" It looks like Siyan, not at all." Tang pd mentioned in his words is from Chengdu, the youngest in the production team, just now he was so excited that he even burst into dialect, and now the camera is on her. , the girl's face immediately turned red, and she covered her face with the script in embarrassment.

"Tang Xiaoyue!" Yang Zitao was so excited that he even called out the PD's name, "You said I was the most handsome in the last program! Why are women so fickle?" The short-haired girl in a turtleneck sweater shrank back He muttered, "Isn't it because there were no male guests in the last issue, so there was no choice at all." At first, I just wanted to complain in a low voice, but I didn't know who passed the microphone next to me, and the voice directly spread throughout the audience, Lu Li and Jiang Yu Just burst out laughing.

"Taotao, are you still ashamed to say that you look like Siyan?" Lu Li has always been keen on hurting children, but he was directly blocked by the other party saying that you are not as good as me. After all, I am the most handsome among the three. I couldn't help laughing, but when I turned around, I realized that the two male guests had gotten together at some point, talking and laughing, "Hey, hey, I know you two are old friends, but don't talk too much, just think about it. Yan, haven't you introduced yourself yet? Although everyone knows you, let's make an official version now."

The two people captured by the camera looked at each other in embarrassment, and then staggered their positions. The silver-gray young man nodded, "I haven't seen Brother Yifan for a long time, so I'm a little excited. Hello everyone, I'm Lu Siyan." Although Because the transmission of the headset has changed the sound quality a bit, but it still irritates the heart magnetically. The arc outlined by the corner of the mouth immediately made Lin Chuya excited, and unconsciously hummed the lyrics of "fire" in her mouth, completely looking like a fan girl , which made Yang Zitao next to me jealous, "Sister, your eyes are almost glued to your face."

"Hey, hey, Minwoo, you're really going too far." Lu Li on the other end also started to protest. As his follow-up PD, the camera moved to Lu Siyan without a sound. "When Teddy came last issue, you lost me just to shoot them. I won't talk about female artists, but now you don't even let Siyan go. Let me tell you, you will lose me sooner or later. Yes." The pd who was clicked moved the camera back a little embarrassedly, and the tripod that he hit next to him was shaky.

A few people made jokes again, Lu Li seemed to have a good impression of Lu Siyan, or maybe the program group arranged it like this, constantly bringing the topic to him, and even mentioned the "Four Sides of the Border" that was popular on Weibo not long ago , and asked him how he felt when he was partnering with Huo Yingdi for the first time in filming, and whether he felt very pressured.

"Pressure, probably not." Lu Siyan froze for a moment, then quickly adjusted, and took the opportunity to continue the topic, "I just think it's very novel, in fact, I have been interested in filming a long time ago, but at that time I still wanted to Concentrate on singing and be afraid of being distracted."

"Didn't you say that the filming will start in mid-November? When will it be aired? Will it be next year?" Lin Chuya immediately became interested when she heard about "Four Sides of the Frontier". Although she is only a fan of Lu Siyan, But as someone who works in the show business circle, he is naturally no stranger to the name Hovison, so he will be a little curious, "Siyan, I heard that Huo Dashen also went to the audition, so you were acting directly at the time? Will you be nervous?" Is it? Is the Great God very cold?"

"It should look like March or April next year. Actually, it's not that exaggerated. I feel that Hovison is quite easy to get along with." The last few words tasted like gnashing of teeth, but Lu Siyan's expression was well controlled, so no one noticed anything strange , Chen Yifan, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. He didn't come here to make a song or promote a new play, so he only mentioned a few words before getting into the topic.

The author has something to say: The reality show is only about three chapters, I was wondering when it would be more appropriate to start the show~ I actually wanted to start it a long time ago.