Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

The mission card was brought by the big brother Lu Li, just a few lines.

Theme of this issue: Princess Contest

Dear guests, you should have gotten a ribbon from pd at the beginning, do you still remember what color you chose? Pink or Yellow?Please recall carefully, today is grouped according to color.

"I chose the pink one, which matches my clothes today." Yang Zitao was the first to raise his hand, and he couldn't wait to roll up his sleeves to reveal the ribbon tied with a bow on his wrist.

He is wearing a light pink British dress today, paired with black trousers, the trousers are very tight, and he was complained about being too tight before, because he has a quarter of Russian blood, and the child has deep facial features and a high nose bridge , Those round eyes are especially able to induce motherhood, plus she usually acts cute and cute, and loves to play tricks, so she gained a lot of mother fans and sister fans.

"I'm also pink, I'm the same as you." Jiang Yu next to him cheered up, and immediately echoed, "Taotao, we are in a group, so are we actually grouped according to our appearance today? Higher appearance All of them are in the fan team." Immediately, Lin Chuya rolled her eyes in disgust, "If you really say that, it must be the two of you in a team, and everyone else has chosen the yellow ribbon." The implication is that the two of them are good-looking lowest.

Before Jiang Yu had time to refute, Lu Li next to him breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, I didn't play with them, two shit-stirring sticks, I think the fan team can just admit defeat, and there is no need to compete." After all, Zhang Jiajia is It was the first time to participate in the recording of "Two Days and One Night". Although she made up for two episodes before the shooting, she had a general understanding of the characteristics of each member. I came to watch variety shows slowly, so I couldn't help but ask why.

"Did you see? This, the betrayer, cheats teammates anytime and anywhere, and you have to be on the same team with him to be on guard against him pushing you to block the gun." Lu Li first pointed to Yang Zitao, and then pointed to Jiang Yu, "And this, standard Stinky hand, as long as it is unlucky, he has to run into it. Last time we played the game of fortune or fortune, there were twenty eggs, just one raw egg, he was the first to choose, and he chose it directly. Give your opponent points."

"That time was just a coincidence. It's not like I'm so unlucky every time. Occasionally, it's just once or twice. Didn't I win when I picked the stick last time?" Touching his head in embarrassment, he argued that, of course, the pick stick mentioned in his words was actually a complete miss. Seeing that no one paid attention to him, he hurriedly greeted Yang Zitao, "Taotao, come here, the two of us are in a group. Yes." Then he began to roll up his sleeves, ready to show the evidence.

Jiang Yu is quite excited. The two of them actually have a line in the show, nicknamed Brothers Must Lose. 32 episodes have been filmed for this meeting. The program team has specially done statistics. The two have formed a team 87 times in total, and lost [-] times. The proportion is as high as [-]%. Seven times are because of Yang Zitao's betrayal, four times It was Jiang Yu, and there were two other times when the two of them betrayed together, which made the current guests miserable. Lin Chen, who didn't know the truth until the end, even bluntly said that he was afraid of the routine and never dared to come to this show again.

Seeing that the Betrayal Alliance got together again, the barrage also became lively.

"Betray the crossbow! We must win hahaha."

"Congratulations to Brother Bishu for successfully reuniting with the master again after three rounds."

"I bet fifty cents, Jiang Yu will definitely be tricked by Wuli Taotao again."

"Brother Yu, why haven't you learned your lesson? If you continue like this, you will be deceived until you don't even have any pants left."

"Don't you guys think that the stinky hand plus the traitor is very interesting, no, it's very funny?"

"Same upstairs, it's really funny, but now I'm afraid that Siyan will be assigned to the fan team, what if it creates a psychological shadow on the reality show?"

"I just want to know, is the mysterious guest really Huo Dashen? Can't the show crew give us a confirmation letter?"

Before Jiang Yu's ribbon was exposed, Yang Zitao had already expressed his refusal with actions, and rushed towards Lu Siyan and Chen Yifan, as if there was a beast chasing after him, he opened his mouth and asked, "What color do you all wear? Is there any one that isn’t pink? I’ll trade it with you guys. Brother Yu is simply a rotten player in the rotten hands. I’m sure to lose at the end of a group with him. I’ve already lost three rounds in a row. This time I must prove my own strength.”

"Although I sympathize with you, I can't change it, because I also chose pink, so if there is no accident, we are likely to be the bottom group again in this issue." Chen Yifan rolled up his sleeves helplessly. The pink ribbon, the camera also specially gave a close-up, and then put Jiang Yu in the past, with subtitles next to it, the three pink brothers.

Yang Zitao is not bad, he is young, and he is a British prince who is leaving today, he is lively and playful, even the accessories are shiny, and his hair is bleached and dyed into a light golden color, which matches well with a fan belt. Chen Yifan is miserable Yes, a steady middle-aged uncle, wearing such a fan belt is a bit nondescript, which made several people around couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Although I don't know why you chose pink, but..." Wearing a yellow ribbon, Lu Li, who had already made sure to get rid of the combination of stinky hands and traitors, patted the opponent's shoulder comfortingly, trying to hold back his smile, "Yifan, accept your fate." , the result of being with them is already doomed, there is no suspense at all."

Chen Yifan laughed twice, and said helplessly, "Actually, I also want to choose yellow, but when it was my turn, the program team said it was to balance the number of people, and there was only one fan left, so I had no choice at all." Said, the production team is really smart enough, probably because of the consideration that if one of the two acquaintances chooses first, the other will follow the vote, so the calls were made almost at the same time, and there was no discussion at all. Time, and after Chen Yifan finished thinking about it, the mysterious guest over there had already chosen yellow one step ahead of him.

Seeing that this road was not going to work, Yang Zitao rolled his eyes, and then turned his attention to Lu Siyan next to him, leaned over with a shy face, and said in a sweet tone, "Brother Siyan, it seems that others praise me as Ningbo Lu Siyan For the sake of it, you can change it with me. Although Brother Jiang Yu is not smart, he is still quite strong. If there is any physical work, let him do it, or the kind that needs stepping stones, he can do it, look at him With such a big body, the chassis must be very stable.”

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Yu rushed over and slapped him hard, cursing, "Ah, do you want to die? What are you talking about? Who's out of their minds?" Yang Zitao couldn't react in time. The buttoned top hat flew out and landed in the hand of Zhang Jiajia who was next to her. The young woman in the blue dress seemed to be a little dazed. She didn't know who to hand the hat to, but Lu Li quickly picked it up. past.

Before Yang Zitao could say thank you, Father Lu, who has always been keen on making fools of his son, showed a sinister smile. While saying no thank you, he decisively raised his hand and shook it. The force was strong, the destination was clear, the hat directly It flew out of the camera, and landed perfectly in the indoor fountain, completely soaked, pd also specially gave a close-up, the water absorption is quite good, it floated directly on the surface, looking like a small boat .

Lu Li didn't feel guilty at all, and made excuses for his behavior just now, "Anyway, you look ugly wearing a hat, it's better not to wear it, because wearing a hat will make your face look very big. Really, it looks much better this way." Yes, more energetic, no need to thank me."

Yang Zitao obviously hadn't recovered from the sudden incident in which his hat suddenly turned into a boat, and it took several seconds before he rushed over to pick up the drowning object, with a painful expression on his face, and complained while wringing the water, "Why do you think I wear a hat? Look at my hair. The stylist used half a bottle of mousse this morning and couldn't hold it down. Finally, I couldn't think of a hat."

The camera swept over his head, and it turned out that there was a bunch of stupid hair in the middle, and Jiang Yu, who was tricked just now, deliberately rubbed it in a mess, it would be even more like a chicken coop, it was too messy to see, but Yang Zitao didn't care. Self-knowledge, he was still chattering, "I'm the face of the group, I have to pay attention to my image at all times, as Ningbo Lu Siyan..." By the way, he repeated the previous title.

"Beep——"

Lin Chuya obviously couldn't listen to it any longer. She cursed a masked swear word, snatched the other party's hat that had just been wrung out by hand, and threw it into the fountain without any mistakes. Compared with Lu Lilai, this time was obviously more serious The technical content was directly hung on the head of the goddess statue representing love and beauty in the middle, and there was no possibility of taking it back easily. It directly confused Yang Zitao, and his hands were still in a forward position.

"If you dare to say that nickname you randomly picked up by yourself again, I'll hang you all up." The tone was obviously threatening, matched with Lin Chuya's vicious look and gloomy eyes, and thinking of her past Yang Zitao didn't doubt the authenticity of the other party's words in the show, but he felt the chill rising from the soles of his feet, and nodded hurriedly, "Sister, I was wrong, I was really wrong."

The surroundings were silent for two seconds, including Chen Yifan and Zhang Jiajia couldn't help bursting out laughing, Jiang Yu laughed so much that he almost fell to the ground, fortunately Lu Li was next to him to support him, the more Yang Zitao thought about it, the more he felt wronged, I couldn't help complaining, "It's not me who said it, but the people of Ningbo, they all said that I look like Lu Si..." Lin Chuya swallowed the last word consciously under Lin Chuya's stare.

The barrage is frantically swiping.

"Hahaha I feel sorry for Wuli Taotao for three seconds, but don't you know that Lin Chuya is a long-time fan of my king?"

"Team task, daily bullshit son (2/2)"

"I really want to know what that beep is blocking."

"I thought Lu Li was going to return the hat to Zitao. After all, I said no thanks, but...it turns out that I really haven't read enough books."

"Papa Lu's sword is indeed not old, and his technique is too skillful."

"The throw was so accurate, the moment the hat flew out of the camera, I burst out laughing, milk splashing on the screen."

"The dirty little train upstairs."

"Father Lu and daughter Chu Ya, have you ever considered the feeling of hats?"

"Hat: blue skinny mushroom."

"Hat: Maybe I should stay in the closet today."

"What is Ningbo Lu Siyan hahaha, I only know Yantai Justin."

"Hi everyone, I am Yang Zitao from Hunan."

"Hi everyone, I'm Lu Li from Guizhou."

"Hi everyone, I'm Zhang Jiajia from Shenzhen."

"Ningbo Lu Siyan?" This time, it was Lu Siyan himself who made the interface. He seemed to think the title was a bit funny. The silver-gray young man couldn't help but bend his mouth, and his eyes narrowed slightly because of the narrow smile. , only a faint light leaked out, and there was an indescribable temptation, "Okay, just say this, I will change with you."

Streamers all know that Lu Siyan is famous for his strength and love for fans, especially when he answers well, his voice is so magnetic that it makes people want to drown in his eyes. Similarly, anyone who has watched his mv is also very clear, Although this guy doesn't like to laugh very much, once he does, he definitely captures people's hearts regardless of gender, and is the type who can even give straight men a break. The winkle on the stage at the beginning of two years ago directly killed a large number of people. There are countless fans.

How could Lin Chuya remember Ningbo Lu Siyan at this time, she put all her attention on Lu Siyan, and couldn't help sighing, "Sure enough, he is so handsome when he looks up close, and he shines when he smiles. If there is such a knight, I can wake up laughing from my dreams." A line of words was typed in the subtitle at the right time: Top-notch attractive man recognized by sexy goddess Lin Chuya.

Seeing that Lu Siyan did what he said and was already starting to untie the ribbon, the director team next to him hurriedly reminded him in a low voice that he could not change the color casually, both ends were stimulated, and his forehead was hit hard. The ribbon she was wearing was torn off, and she threw it on the ground, regardless of her image, she jumped up and stomped hard.

Several fixed MCs have long been used to his intermittent convulsions, but Zhang Jiajia was dumbfounded, "Aren't you going to stop it? Is this really okay?"

Although Zhang Jiajia does not have a strong sense of artistry, she has a very generous personality. When she first appeared on the stage, she was asked to show the next word on the spot. It was just a joke. After all, she was still wearing a dress, and it was impossible to make such a big move. As a result, Zhang Jiajia Tete straightforwardly agreed, and turned around to follow the stylist to change clothes, which made the jokers dumbfounded.

So Lu Li has a good impression of her, and he is willing to explain this meeting, "Don't worry about that guy, he just goes crazy every day, anyway, he has to pick it up obediently in the end."

As if to prove this sentence, as soon as Yang Zitao on the other side finished venting, director Park, the **** oss in the production team, immediately said, "Tao, it seems that you don't want today's scene, I remember Hot When Lim Tan-hwan came over, he seemed to have said that he wanted to replace you as the resident guest of "Two Days One Night."

"I testify that I said this before. In the quagmire of the last issue, Lin Tanhuan said that he wanted to come to a few more episodes. It would be even better if he could be a regular guest."

"Or just replace Zitao, anyway, I'm tired of looking at his face, Lin Tanhuan is so handsome, his bare legs are 1.2 meters long, he can dance well, the most important thing is that he can't Betrayed teammates."

"Chuya's words are correct, and it can save a lot of money for repairing props."

Surrounded by bad friends who made up swords, Yang Zitao suddenly became embarrassed, and he reacted quickly. He directly picked up the dusty ribbon on the ground and tied it around his wrist indiscriminately. He didn't think there was anything wrong. I'm sorry, but I changed my mind, "How come, you heard it wrong, I just said that I like pink the most, really, I have liked pink things since I was a child, I like it so much, my mother said that I must vote for it Wrong tire."

The bullet screen complained one sentence after another.

"Familiar formula, still familiar taste, still Wuli fucks Taotao without restraint."

"Taotao, are you really a man like this? You were so domineering before, the contrast is really big."

"Why does it always feel like Chen Yifan is making eye contact with Siyan? There shouldn't be JQ, right?"

"I think too much upstairs, they are just good friends."

"I'm on Venus CP. Yesterday, I saw Huo Dashen's latest Weibo post. It happened to be in Shanghai, where "Two Days One Night" was first launched."

"Siyan is so generous, shouldn't he have known that the director team would not change it? The helpless little expression just now was so cute. I have rewinded the screenshot and prepared to rewatch it a hundred times. Friendly reminder: 11 minutes and 52 seconds there .”

"Don't tell me, Taotao must look good if she is a girl."

"No, no, the upstairs is wrong, Siyan's women's clothing is absolutely unmatched by anyone."

"Hey, hey, stay away from me, I won't be with you." This unscrupulous appearance was immediately disgusted by his teammate Jiang Yu. I have to say that you always have to pay it back when you come out to hang out. Just now it was Yang Zitao All kinds of dislike Jiang Yu, the situation has been completely reversed, and Yang Zitao chased him and shouted brother, "Don't, Brother Yu, the two of us team up, we can definitely kill the Quartet, I promise not this time To betray you, I use myself, no, I swear by the name of Ningbo Lu Siyan."

At the moment when the two were sticking together, the team had already been determined. Lu Li and Lu Siyan chose the yellow ribbon and formed a Shuanglu combination. Jiang Yu, Yang Zitao and Chen Yifan were on the other side. The two female guests naturally Not counting it, just watching the princess match in the theme should know that it is obviously the relationship between the knights and the princess, and the dresses worn by both Lin Chuya and Zhang Jiajia have no ribbons on their wrists at all. It's just that the program team has other arrangements.

"Wait, why are there only two of us here? And they are all young and strong, it's too unfair, I don't care, it's Siyan's first time here, aren't you afraid to wait until the show is finished Will you be covered in a sack as soon as you go out?"

Although there is a bit of intentional exaggeration, Lu Li is telling the truth. Jiang Yu was a model before he took the acting career. Yang Zitao, who was cheated in the game, accidentally tore his T-shirt, immediately revealing a large chunk of tight abdominal muscles, and the bullet screen was once swiped with "Let go of that Yuge, let me do it".

After recording so many episodes, apart from the 0216 episode, when Rao Junneng, who won the men’s championship in the American Afro boxing competition for several times, won him, the rest of the time, male and female guests have to hide when they meet Jiang Yu. The funniest thing is Gu Jiayu, the youngest member of Hot last issue, was forced by the opponent’s power to hand over the socks he already got to Jiang Yu. Afterwards, he was almost beaten up by the members. He even explained aggrievedly that he was smart because he knew he couldn’t grab him chose to give up.

As for Yang Zitao, although that guy doesn't have much strength, he has good flexibility, and he can run very fast, as slippery as a loach, and he is deceitful. The guy in the special edition of the reporter just avoided the whole process, and even the bell messenger couldn't find where he was. Although Chen Yifan hasn't seen anything extraordinary yet, his age is far behind Lu Li. After all, being young is Capital thing.

"Siyan, my brother has dragged you down. If there is a link to tear up the famous brand in the end, you can leave me alone and run for your life. I won't blame you. If my sacrifice can buy you a little longer , then I can only say three words, I am willing." I have to say, as the winner of the Golden Dragon Award, the drama is better than others, before Lu Siyan had time to speak, Lu Li had already started to play on his own, completely immersed Entering the scene, those eyes are full of drama, vividly acting out the feeling of parting from life and death.

The director team waited until he was done tormenting before showing the question board: Now please start looking for the mysterious guest, he is already waiting for you somewhere from the 2nd to the 5th floor of the building, first come first served, reminder: you are mine, just my love Party with hate.

A few people will be on the ground floor of the Blue Stone Building in Shanghai. The first station of "Two Days One Night" is usually set in a large city with an international airport. Two days and one night, but in fact, it takes more than 48 hours to shoot, but in the past, it was a cool appearance for the mysterious guest. This is the first time that I make an exception and have to find it by myself, and it is first come first served.

As soon as the reminder came out, Lu Siyan immediately knew who the guest was. Can the character words belonging to Yan Sui in "Four Sides of the Border" be more obvious?But obviously, other people don't know. Yang Zitao was trying to discharge the PD at the pd, trying to come up with a formula, but the other side refused to reveal half a word, and he was itching his teeth with anger, "Your hints are too inappropriate. It’s obvious, isn’t it the lyrics? So this time it’s a singer? How does he look? If he’s more handsome than me, why don’t you come out, let’s just go and let him hide by himself.”

The camera cuts somewhere, it seems to be in a coffee shop, sitting by the window, it can only be seen that it is a man, and the age should not be very old, carefully mosaiced from the neck to the face, the figure looks great, wide Narrow shoulders and hips, clear waistline, a black windbreaker on the outside, a simple white shirt on the inside, two long legs wrapped in slacks, one hand on the knee, the other holding a cup of coffee, just revealing the logo, Starbucks, that hand is slender and slender, even the small bump on the hand bone is very beautiful, it looks like it is filming an MV, with a subtitle next to it: A mysterious guest who was ordered not to appear because he is too handsome.

"Yang Zitao, I told you to read more books! Don't just be tall but not brainy, why can't you guess it so simple?" Lin Chuya, the only one who showed a strange look, obviously also thought of the correct answer, but as a princess, She couldn't participate in the game of looking for guests, and the conflicted appearance of being both excited and frustrated made it easy for Lu Siyan to judge that Lin Chuya should have chosen pink in the previous game, and she hated her group quite a bit. steel.

Seeing Lu Siyan looking at her, Lin Chuya thought that the other party didn't know who the guest was, and while the camera wasn't paying attention, she quickly released water and mouthed at him. Of course, she dutifully followed the PD to take pictures.

The barrage is also crazy.

"Three words, three words, isn't it Hovison?"

"Is there anyone who can read lips? Come out and answer."

"It's definitely Huo Dashen. Didn't you realize that the last word is flat? Sen, sure."

"As a senior hand controller, I can swear that that hand is definitely Hovison's!"

"Why do I always feel that Dashen and Wuli Siyan are wearing couple outfits today, standard black and white matching."

"What if the fan team finds someone first? Wouldn't my poor Siyan have to be in a team with Uncle Lu?"

"According to the bad taste of the program group, there may be a rejection mechanism. Did you forget that Taotao was asked to go away when Xiaoxuan came last time?"

"It seems that only Chu Ya and Si Yan guessed the guests."

"Starbucks, come to Siyan quickly! Huo Huo is waiting for you!!"

"It's time to test the tacit understanding."

"It's time to test your sincerity."

The few people at the scene must not know where the mysterious guest is, and Yang Zitao, who was scolded innocently, was also quite wronged, "What, how could I know the songs of your era, right? Brother Yu." Jiang Yugang instinctively wanted to nod , suddenly realized that he seemed to be drawn into that era, without changing his face, he stood a little far away from him silently, and pulled Chen Yifan back a step by the way, Lin Chuya was so angry that he said, "What do you mean?" In my era, also, who said this is a song, don’t you read Weibo?”

It was a hint in disguise, and he winked and mouthed at Yang Zitao vigorously, but all the winks were thrown to the blind man, and his guesses were all irrelevant. In the end, Chen Yifan couldn't see it, reminded him in a low voice, and then Lu Li, who was always wandering around, listened to him, turned his head and pulled Lu Siyan to run, and threw out a sentence arrogantly, "The mysterious guest is ours, you can play slowly hahaha."

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