There is such a Sanxian

There is a mountain in the heaven called Lingwu Mountain.

There is a crossing immortal stone in Lingwu Mountain. Sanxian can improve his cultivation base just by sitting on it.

Therefore, Sanxians will go there to meditate in line to gain experience whenever they have free time.

But recently, a handsome gentleman who was regarded as a scum by all the immortals, but actually a genius, was selected by Du Xianshi as the destined immortal.

The Immortal Crossing Stone made him have to lie on the stone to receive the divine order, otherwise the common people in the world would be destroyed.

Although the handsome and unrestrained gentleman is not very willing, but for the sake of the safety of the Three Realms, he has no choice but to follow his words.

But the jealous immortals not only did not applaud his righteous devotion, but beat him up, distorting the facts and reporting it to the immortal envoy.

The envoy of the Immortal Jurisdiction originally had a bad temper, but after listening to the slander, he used violence to send the handsome gentleman to the mortal world in a fit of anger.

"So, you were kicked down just like that?" He Shen sipped his tea, looked at the Sanxian who claimed the title of "chic and unrestrained gentleman" before him, and said coldly.

"No, no, no, it's not a kick! It's a gift!" Even an immortal has a good face and dignity, let alone an immortal who thinks he is the most noble.

"Okay, so what are you going to do in the mortal world?"

"With Xie Er, you will live together, live together, linger, and walk around the world."

The God of the River lowered his face and raised his hand to slap him.

"Just kidding, just kidding," Sanxian covered his face and smiled: "I'm going to do business, I plan to form a super army! Dominate the Xuanling world!"

"Oh?" The River God put down the teacup and smiled softly, "Then return to Lingwu Mountain, take away the Immortal Crossing Stone, and from then on, separate one side and occupy the mountain as king?"

Sanxian's face was full of pride, his eyes rolled around, and he put his face in front of the river god again, and said: "Sure enough, my Xieer understands me, um... don't worry, when I come back triumphantly, you will be Mrs. Yazhai... "

As he spoke, he put one hand lightly on the shoulder of the River God: "I've already thought of the name, and I'll call it Mrs. River Crab!"

River God choked, put away his smile, returned to indifference, and shook his hand away: "Get lost!"

"Then sea crabs? Sea crabs don't sound good, my dear... Or? Mrs. Crab?"

"Shen, San, Que!" He slapped the stone table, stood up, and shouted through gritted teeth.

The river immediately churned, and the fish soldiers and shrimp hugged them into a ball and quickly fled the river palace.

When the river god was on the verge of losing control, Sanxian escaped instantly.

Shen Sanque, who angered the River God and was kicked out, wandered the mortal world for three months, basically figured out the structure of the mortal world, and gave up the idea of ​​forming a super army to capture Lingwu Mountain.

Now, he decides to find a legitimate career for himself, and deeply experience the daily necessities, joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of modern people, so as to better adapt to society and play in the world.

"What?! You want to be a teacher?!" Hearing this, the land master almost threw the teapot in his hand.

Just this person, oh no, fairy, just this fairy?be a teacher?Then you have to mislead your children to poison the people?

"No, no, change one for another."

"Old-fashioned, what you said back then was to let me choose freely!" Shen Sanque crossed Erlang's legs and rolled his eyes.

Who knew you would be a teacher!

"No, no, no, the teacher is not something ordinary people can do!" The land master was very firm.

Shen Sanque put a piece of chocolate into his mouth: "I'm not an ordinary person!"

But you are not normal fairy!

The land master shook his head resolutely.

"A few months at most." Shen Sanque's tone softened.

The land master still shook his head seriously.

"Well, you forced me." Shen Sanque took a deep breath, and showed a creepy smile: "Looks like it's time for me to shake the landlady's romantic secrets that won the fame of a brothel back then." It's hard."

After finishing speaking, he got up and was about to go out.

The land master hurriedly grabbed him, "Dangdangdang! Can't let you be the one!"

According to the "Regulations on Behavior of Gods and Monsters", if Sanxian wants to be a teacher, he must first obtain a teacher qualification certificate.The land master felt that Shen Sanque probably wouldn't pass the exam, so it was just a verbal perfunctory at the time.

however……

"It's really unexpected..."

The land master sighed, he originally thought that Shen Sanque would never be able to cross this hurdle, but he didn't expect that this local guy who was a fool would pass the exam and get a certificate.

Shen Sanque adjusted his hairstyle in the rearview mirror, and asked, "Tsk tsk tsk, how can there be such a handsome and smart fairy like me? Will you let other fairy live? No wonder the elder sister of the fairy envoy wants to Send me down."

The corner of the land master's mouth twitched. Everyone knows that you were "sent" down because you were too shameless!

"By the way, old-fashioned, which school did you choose for me?"

"Weiting No. [-] Middle School."

"Middle school or high school?"

"Of course it's a junior high school, and the certificate you got in the exam is a junior high school!" The land master began to wonder if this kid cheated?It stands to reason that there are inspectors invigilating the examination room, and several barriers have been set up, so there should be no chance of cheating...

Shen Sanque didn't know what the land master was thinking, so he said to himself: "Is the kid in junior high school fun?"

The land master is beginning to suspect that Shen Sanque is looking for someone to take the exam...

Just return the teacher with this virtue? !

I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the level of being a teacher!

However, the principal of Weiting No. [-] Middle School is very optimistic about Shen Sanque, thinking that he has the temperament of unlimited vitality that teachers in the new era should possess.Gladly accepted this lively and amiable Sanxian.

The land master smiled wryly, and when he makes your school gossip, you won't even have time to cry.

In order to narrow the scope of the victims, the land master quietly pulled the principal aside and strongly demanded that he only allow Shen Sanque to teach one class.And after Shen Sanque left, he had to spend a lot of money to hire excellent provincial teachers to give remedial education to the children.

Although the headmaster was taken aback, he still complied with his request.

The land master thought for a while, and then reminded: "By the way, don't let other people know his identity."

The headmaster nodded, that's for sure.

"Also, the number of classes arranged for him must be less!" Before leaving, the land master reminded again.

Only in this way can the damage be reduced to a minimum.

The principal smiled awkwardly. Shen Sanque applied for a history teacher, and there were few history classes in the curriculum, only two classes a week.

but……

After thinking about it, the principal decided to temporarily suppress this secret.

After a week of induction training, Shen Sanque proudly set foot on the job with the title of acting head teacher.

Yes, the head teacher of Class [-] and [-] is temporarily busy and cannot come to the school immediately, so an acting head teacher is needed to take care of the students during the military training.And the other teachers are either head teachers of other classes, or they shirk for various reasons...

Shen Sanque was very satisfied with this, thinking that he must be the best head teacher.Although it is a proxy.The land master felt bad when he found out, but there was nothing wrong with it, anyway, it was only seven days... the impact shouldn't be too bad, right?

On the day of registration, Shen Sanque came to the classroom early, cleaned the classroom to a new look by himself, then moved a table and sat at the door of the classroom to wait for the students.

The first student to come was a little boy, short, pale, with a red scarf on his shirt collar, and carrying a small bag, he walked up to Shen Sanque lightly, and said hello, teacher, in a barely audible voice.

"Hello! What's the name of the little brother!" Shen Sanque pushed the registration form and signature pen to him.

The little boy stepped back as if frightened, then sat down in embarrassment, and while filling out the form, he said, "Wang... Wang Xiaoji."

"Oh, did you have breakfast?"

"ate……"

"Where did you eat?" Seeing that he had finished filling out the form, Shen Sanque started the next step.

"Outside the school..." Wang Xiaoji, who signed the signature, raised his head slightly to look at him, not understanding why the teacher asked such a question.

Shen Sanque picked up the official seal and stamped it on the insurance policy: "Is it delicious?"

"not bad……"

"Then are you free now?"

"Yes, I have……"

"Very good." Shen Sanque stretched his waist, took out a stack of receipts, took out ten yuan and put it on top, handed it to Wang Xiaoji, and said, "Then can you pack a breakfast for me, Xiao Wang?"

Teacher, your actions don't seem to give me a chance to say "no"...

When Wang Xiaoji came back with steamed buns, fried dough sticks and salted egg porridge, Shen Sanque was surrounded by several parents, listening to the parents' introduction to their children and the polite words of asking the teacher to take care of their children.The children brought by the parents are leaning against the wall of the corridor and playing with their mobile phones.

Wang Xiaoji stood silently holding his breakfast, waiting for the parents to lead their children away before passing the breakfast to the teacher.

"It's good, it's delicious!" Shen Sanque eagerly took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun and scooped up the salted egg porridge: "Thank you!"

Wang Xiaoji put the change on the table: "You're welcome. Teacher, if there is nothing else, I'll leave first..."

Shen Sanque was busy eating and didn't answer, just nodded and waved to him.

This teacher...is very strange...

Other students felt the same way.

the next day.

Before the class bell rang, Shen Sanque strode into the classroom, pushed his non-existent glasses, cleared his throat, and the already quiet classroom atmosphere instantly became solemn.

Shen Sanque glanced around, and suddenly burst into a mysterious smile: "Guys, come and guess my name! There will be a prize for the correct answer!" Then, he picked up the chalk and wrote a big "" on the blackboard. Shen", then picked up the blackboard eraser, wiped off the three dots of water on the left, and drew three question marks next to it.

The students below looked at him in bewilderment.

"Huh? Does no one know?" Shen Sanque felt a little lost.

A girl raised her hand.

"Okay! That classmate!" Shen Sanque pointed her up.

"Shen Sanshui." The girl hesitated for a while and said.

Shen Sanque nodded thoughtfully: "Well... what's your name?"

"Lu Yiyi." The girl's face was slightly red, but her voice was very clear.

"Hmm! Student Lu Yiyi, you have a lot of ideas, and you're almost close! Guess again!"

Lu Yiyi lowered her head and thought for a while, then tentatively replied after a while: "Think deeply..."

"It's true that people often make me think twice, but it's still a little bit short, keep going!"

Lu Yiyi shook her head in embarrassment, expressing that she couldn't guess.

Shen Sanque shrugged helplessly and motioned her to sit down: "Okay! Maybe this question is beyond the outline! Heck, listen! My name is Shen, San, Que. The one who lacks houses, cars and gold ! She is your history teacher, and also your acting head teacher during your military training."

Some of the students with low laughter couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

"You can call me Teacher Sanshuai, come on, call me!"

There was silence in the classroom.

Are kids nowadays so disobedient?

Shen Sanque frowned: "Do you want me to give you a little bribe? Well, as long as you call me, I'll invite you for today's lunch! The food in the cafeteria is delicious!"

He didn't expect that the students were more interested in the animation restaurant opened at the school gate than the school cafeteria.Some students have made appointments with their parents to have lunch there after school.

So the students still didn't respond.

"Since this is the case... Well, I originally planned to bring food and drinks to you during the military training, and ask the instructor to put some water for you by the way..."

The air froze for a few seconds, and the students shouted in unison: "Teacher San Shuai!"

"Well! Really good!" Shen Sanque nodded in satisfaction and waved his hand: "Okay! Next...Which classmate is willing to be the first to come up for self-introduction and election for class? The first three can be invited during the military training." Two fake chances!"

Alas, I knew it... The land master, who was lying outside the window and watching secretly, held his eyebrows and sighed softly.

I hope these kids won't be spoiled by this idiot...