There is such a Sanxian
Chapter 2 Eating too much melon is not good
The students in Class [-] and [-] were very angry.
They found out that the acting head teacher was a bastard who didn't talk much.
It's fine if they don't grant leave opportunities, and they didn't even fulfill the promised food and drink delivery, and they openly sat on the sidelines and ate watermelon to watch their training.
Terrible!
Shen Sanque was completely unaware that he had created a wave of hatred, and even waved at the students to show his presence.
The students all showed contemptuous expressions.
This disdain lasted until the pull song contest in the evening.
Shen Sanque found that the kids were not in high spirits, even though he was always around to cheer them on, these babies were still no different from wilted or frost-beaten eggplants.And the students in the eighth row next door roared like a tiger descending a mountain even without the head teacher to encourage them.
"Instructor, did the training intensity increase today?" Shen Sanque handed the instructor a bottle of Coke.
The instructor was also very helpless: "No, compared to the previous two days, today's task is a lot easier..."
"That's weird." Shen Sanque rubbed his chin, just in time to watch Lu Yiyi, who had just been elected as acting class monitor, glance at him, and beckoned to her: "Squad leader, come here."
Lu Yiyi reluctantly moved over.
"What's wrong with you? Are you all so boring? Homesick?"
Lu Yiyi shook her head: "Teacher, will you be angry if I tell the truth?"
"Nope."
Shen Sanque considers himself the most powerful Sanxian in the Three Realms.
"You don't count."
"What?"
"You said you would bring us food and drink."
The instructor was right next to her, and Lu Yiyi didn't dare to mention the leave.
Shen Sanque slapped his forehead: "Hey! I forgot!"
Lu Yiyi turned her head away, curled her lips, are you a goldfish?
"That's enough, that's enough! I'll just compensate you!" Shen Sanque said, and ran away in a hurry.
Just when the military song contest was about to end, a loudspeaker with background music suddenly came from behind the phalanx to announce: "Students in the seventh row! Your dear teacher Sanshuai sent you two big boxes of big and sweet watermelons !"
After the provocative background music was played, a bass voice who was desperately trying to disguise himself as a soft female voice sounded: "Your three handsome teachers love you so much!"
Don't be crazy about our three silly teachers...
The students in Class [-] and [-] didn't feel proud, but rather ashamed.
The eighth row, who are the opponents of the seventh row, laughed, and some even burst into tears.The two instructors were also happy.
Shen Sanque hummed and walked over pushing a small cart, on which were two large baskets of watermelons.Seeing that the people in the next row were also looking at him, he asked, "Children in the seventh row, as the saying goes, competitors on the field are not only our opponents, but also our comrades-in-arms. As the saying goes, comrades-in-arms We must share blessings and difficulties together! Would you like to share this fruit of friendship with your comrades in arms?"
Where did the saying come from...no one said anything.
"What about sharing the fruit called love?"
What the hell is love!There was a murmur from the crowd.
"Then I'll take it as if you agreed!" Shen Sanque greeted: "Come on, each class will send someone to get the melons! Hey, the two instructors don't leave, stay and eat together! The melons must be enough! "
The melon is really enough, everyone is full, and I don’t know how Teacher Sansha pushed this melon up. People obviously look very thin...
But after eating the melon, the anger of the students in Class [-] and [-] dissipated, they took the initiative to talk to Shen Sanque, obediently put the melon rind in the basket, and rushed to take out the trash.
Shen Sanque was very pleased, food was really a good thing to buy people's hearts.
But too much food is not a good thing for the human stomach.
Maybe it was because they ate too much melon, the students woke up several times this night.
Wang Xiaoji is no exception.
This is the third time...
He tiptoed out of bed, gently closed the door, clutched his stomach and walked towards the toilet at the end of the corridor.
It was raining lightly outside, and the temperature dropped several degrees.
Wang Xiaoji stroked the goosebumps on his arms that were aroused by the coolness, and prayed that the rain would last until tomorrow, so that there would be no need for outdoor training.As a person with poor physical fitness, sports are a painful thing for him.And the instructor seemed to take special care of him and always liked to give him extra training.This caused Wang Xiaoji to look forward to the end of the military training every day.
But it has only been three days, and there are still four days waiting for him whether it is long or short.
Wang Xiaoji shook his head and continued walking.Suddenly, a burst of refreshing sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance came from nowhere, and went straight into his nose.
That familiar feeling surged up.
here we go again……
Wang Xiaoji quickly lowered his head, trying to control himself not to pay attention to some things that shouldn't be noticed.
But it was too late.
From the corner of his eye, he still caught the figure in the front left.
The figure was thin and small, leaning sideways on the wall.
Wang Xiaoji could feel that he was being watched firmly by a line of sight, he held his breath, walked over quickly with a cold face.
"Hee hee, I'm not a zombie."
Wang Xiaoji paused for a while, then walked forward quickly.
"Xiaoji, don't be angry, I was wrong..."
Wang Xiaoji snorted and quickened his pace.
The surrounding coolness seems to be even worse.
Shen Sanque, who was lying on the bed and brushing Weibo, sneezed.
Strange, Benxian hasn't sneezed for hundreds of years?Shen Sanque rubbed his nose, tilted his head and thought for a while, then made a video call to River God.
The river god accepted the invitation.
Shen Sanque asked excitedly: "My lady, my husband sneezed just now! Are you missing me?"
Heshen was silent for two seconds, and hung up the phone decisively after sending him the word "Get lost".It also comes with a system prompt preceded by a red exclamation mark.
Unwilling to be reconciled, Shen Sanque made another video call to the Fourth Princess of Baihai.
The fourth princess of Baihai happily picked it up: "Brother Sanque, what do you want from me? Do you want to eat chicken?"
"No, no, I can't eat without a computer." Shen Sanque put a prunes into his mouth: "I just want to ask you, is your brother not normal recently?"
The fourth princess of Baihai thought about it seriously, and said: "No, you are as arrogant as always, what's wrong?"
"Oh, I just sneezed, probably he was thinking about me."
The other end was stunned, and after a while, he said: "I miss you... this... uh, maybe... I will miss you after a while? I... I can't bear to tell you... that day he took you Everything was thrown out..."
"Isn't it?" Shen Sanque was terrified, "Has my figure been thrown away too?!"
"That's right," the fourth princess of Baihai sighed, "Oh, even the pillow you gave me was not spared...everything related to you was destroyed...and death orders were issued to the guards, saying Whoever dares to let you in will beat him back to his original form and sell him to Haidilao..."
"No wonder Pang Pang Xia won't let me in..." Shen Sanque was very sad, "Then when do you think your second brother will calm down?"
Just as the other side was about to answer, the voice of the God of the River suddenly came from outside the screen: "Yu'er, why are you still awake so late? Who are you talking to?"
The fourth princess of Baihai immediately made a silent gesture to Shen Sanque, and then quickly hung up the phone.
Eh, it's really boring.
The crab is wide enough, isn't it normal for young people to go to bed late?Shen Sanque shrugged helplessly, stretched his waist, and decided to continue checking Weibo.
At this moment, there was a sudden scream outside.The voice is high-pitched but not sharp, but it is enough to cut through the silence of the night sky in an instant.
Wang Xiaoji sat slumped on the ground with his eyes closed and his face covered with tears.
A group of classmates looked at him in surprise and doubt.
Shen Sanque pushed aside the crowd and said, "What's wrong? Hey, Xiaoji sleepwalked?"
"It seems to be... I, I got up to go to the bathroom, and I happened to bump into him. Seeing that he was standing there still, I patted him, and then he suddenly let out an 'ah', that's it..."
The one who spoke was Zhou Ling who lived in the same dormitory as Wang Xiaoji.
He had also heard of some people sleepwalking earlier, but this was the first time he had seen such a thing with his own eyes, and the protagonist was still his roommate, and he was still in shock.
"Oh, that should be sleepwalking!"
Shen Sanque knelt down and stroked Wang Xiaoji's forehead.
Wang Xiaoji suddenly opened his eyes.
"Hey, are you awake?"
"Teacher..." Wang Xiaoji shouted, looking up, he was a little overwhelmed to find so many people looking at him.
Shen Sanque patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and looked at Zhou Ling: "Little Zhou, help your roommate go back."
Zhou Ling nodded, and came forward to help Wang Xiaoji away.
In fact, Wang Xiaoji doesn't need help, he is fully awake now.
Before that, he had been wandering in illusion.
In the illusion, the blood moon is in the sky, bones are everywhere, and snakes and insects are rampant.
From time to time, a few crows flew by at low altitude, uttered a few hoarse and stereotyped calls, and then quietly landed on the dead wood on one side, staring straight at Wang Xiaoji.
Wang Xiaoji has long been immune to these sights, just walking along the winding path in a numb manner.
Even if he is very resistant in his heart, he doesn't want to face what is about to appear.
However, here, this body does not belong to him.
His soul was held down by a force, unable to escape, he could only feel everything through his body.And this body does not obey his orders, but only surrenders to that power.
He could only go straight to the destination according to the route drawn by that force.
The destination is a bend lake.
This curved lake is like the blood moon in the sky, curved like the scythe of death, with two pointed ends, full in the middle, and a ghastly red light.
Wang Xiaoji walked to a sharp corner of the lake and stared at the opposite bank.
There is a huge willow tree there.
"The old wood is rotten."
An old man walked towards Wang Xiaoji leaning on a cane, with a smile on his lips.
However, just as the old man was about to walk in front of Wang Xiaoji, a dagger flew out and stabbed the old man's heart.
The fog cleared, and the dagger fell into the lake without making waves.
Wang Xiaoji walked towards the lake step by step. The lake water was sometimes deep and sometimes shallow, no deeper than knees, no shallower than ankles.
When he walked to the middle of the lake, the old things crawled into his heart like leeches, sucking the blood of his heart little by little.
The great pain made Wang Xiaoji couldn't help crying out.
But that didn't stop that force.
Although Wang Xiaoji was trembling all over, he was still walking forward.
Suddenly, a big hole was torn open in the pitch-black night sky, and all the scenes suddenly turned into pieces...
They found out that the acting head teacher was a bastard who didn't talk much.
It's fine if they don't grant leave opportunities, and they didn't even fulfill the promised food and drink delivery, and they openly sat on the sidelines and ate watermelon to watch their training.
Terrible!
Shen Sanque was completely unaware that he had created a wave of hatred, and even waved at the students to show his presence.
The students all showed contemptuous expressions.
This disdain lasted until the pull song contest in the evening.
Shen Sanque found that the kids were not in high spirits, even though he was always around to cheer them on, these babies were still no different from wilted or frost-beaten eggplants.And the students in the eighth row next door roared like a tiger descending a mountain even without the head teacher to encourage them.
"Instructor, did the training intensity increase today?" Shen Sanque handed the instructor a bottle of Coke.
The instructor was also very helpless: "No, compared to the previous two days, today's task is a lot easier..."
"That's weird." Shen Sanque rubbed his chin, just in time to watch Lu Yiyi, who had just been elected as acting class monitor, glance at him, and beckoned to her: "Squad leader, come here."
Lu Yiyi reluctantly moved over.
"What's wrong with you? Are you all so boring? Homesick?"
Lu Yiyi shook her head: "Teacher, will you be angry if I tell the truth?"
"Nope."
Shen Sanque considers himself the most powerful Sanxian in the Three Realms.
"You don't count."
"What?"
"You said you would bring us food and drink."
The instructor was right next to her, and Lu Yiyi didn't dare to mention the leave.
Shen Sanque slapped his forehead: "Hey! I forgot!"
Lu Yiyi turned her head away, curled her lips, are you a goldfish?
"That's enough, that's enough! I'll just compensate you!" Shen Sanque said, and ran away in a hurry.
Just when the military song contest was about to end, a loudspeaker with background music suddenly came from behind the phalanx to announce: "Students in the seventh row! Your dear teacher Sanshuai sent you two big boxes of big and sweet watermelons !"
After the provocative background music was played, a bass voice who was desperately trying to disguise himself as a soft female voice sounded: "Your three handsome teachers love you so much!"
Don't be crazy about our three silly teachers...
The students in Class [-] and [-] didn't feel proud, but rather ashamed.
The eighth row, who are the opponents of the seventh row, laughed, and some even burst into tears.The two instructors were also happy.
Shen Sanque hummed and walked over pushing a small cart, on which were two large baskets of watermelons.Seeing that the people in the next row were also looking at him, he asked, "Children in the seventh row, as the saying goes, competitors on the field are not only our opponents, but also our comrades-in-arms. As the saying goes, comrades-in-arms We must share blessings and difficulties together! Would you like to share this fruit of friendship with your comrades in arms?"
Where did the saying come from...no one said anything.
"What about sharing the fruit called love?"
What the hell is love!There was a murmur from the crowd.
"Then I'll take it as if you agreed!" Shen Sanque greeted: "Come on, each class will send someone to get the melons! Hey, the two instructors don't leave, stay and eat together! The melons must be enough! "
The melon is really enough, everyone is full, and I don’t know how Teacher Sansha pushed this melon up. People obviously look very thin...
But after eating the melon, the anger of the students in Class [-] and [-] dissipated, they took the initiative to talk to Shen Sanque, obediently put the melon rind in the basket, and rushed to take out the trash.
Shen Sanque was very pleased, food was really a good thing to buy people's hearts.
But too much food is not a good thing for the human stomach.
Maybe it was because they ate too much melon, the students woke up several times this night.
Wang Xiaoji is no exception.
This is the third time...
He tiptoed out of bed, gently closed the door, clutched his stomach and walked towards the toilet at the end of the corridor.
It was raining lightly outside, and the temperature dropped several degrees.
Wang Xiaoji stroked the goosebumps on his arms that were aroused by the coolness, and prayed that the rain would last until tomorrow, so that there would be no need for outdoor training.As a person with poor physical fitness, sports are a painful thing for him.And the instructor seemed to take special care of him and always liked to give him extra training.This caused Wang Xiaoji to look forward to the end of the military training every day.
But it has only been three days, and there are still four days waiting for him whether it is long or short.
Wang Xiaoji shook his head and continued walking.Suddenly, a burst of refreshing sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance came from nowhere, and went straight into his nose.
That familiar feeling surged up.
here we go again……
Wang Xiaoji quickly lowered his head, trying to control himself not to pay attention to some things that shouldn't be noticed.
But it was too late.
From the corner of his eye, he still caught the figure in the front left.
The figure was thin and small, leaning sideways on the wall.
Wang Xiaoji could feel that he was being watched firmly by a line of sight, he held his breath, walked over quickly with a cold face.
"Hee hee, I'm not a zombie."
Wang Xiaoji paused for a while, then walked forward quickly.
"Xiaoji, don't be angry, I was wrong..."
Wang Xiaoji snorted and quickened his pace.
The surrounding coolness seems to be even worse.
Shen Sanque, who was lying on the bed and brushing Weibo, sneezed.
Strange, Benxian hasn't sneezed for hundreds of years?Shen Sanque rubbed his nose, tilted his head and thought for a while, then made a video call to River God.
The river god accepted the invitation.
Shen Sanque asked excitedly: "My lady, my husband sneezed just now! Are you missing me?"
Heshen was silent for two seconds, and hung up the phone decisively after sending him the word "Get lost".It also comes with a system prompt preceded by a red exclamation mark.
Unwilling to be reconciled, Shen Sanque made another video call to the Fourth Princess of Baihai.
The fourth princess of Baihai happily picked it up: "Brother Sanque, what do you want from me? Do you want to eat chicken?"
"No, no, I can't eat without a computer." Shen Sanque put a prunes into his mouth: "I just want to ask you, is your brother not normal recently?"
The fourth princess of Baihai thought about it seriously, and said: "No, you are as arrogant as always, what's wrong?"
"Oh, I just sneezed, probably he was thinking about me."
The other end was stunned, and after a while, he said: "I miss you... this... uh, maybe... I will miss you after a while? I... I can't bear to tell you... that day he took you Everything was thrown out..."
"Isn't it?" Shen Sanque was terrified, "Has my figure been thrown away too?!"
"That's right," the fourth princess of Baihai sighed, "Oh, even the pillow you gave me was not spared...everything related to you was destroyed...and death orders were issued to the guards, saying Whoever dares to let you in will beat him back to his original form and sell him to Haidilao..."
"No wonder Pang Pang Xia won't let me in..." Shen Sanque was very sad, "Then when do you think your second brother will calm down?"
Just as the other side was about to answer, the voice of the God of the River suddenly came from outside the screen: "Yu'er, why are you still awake so late? Who are you talking to?"
The fourth princess of Baihai immediately made a silent gesture to Shen Sanque, and then quickly hung up the phone.
Eh, it's really boring.
The crab is wide enough, isn't it normal for young people to go to bed late?Shen Sanque shrugged helplessly, stretched his waist, and decided to continue checking Weibo.
At this moment, there was a sudden scream outside.The voice is high-pitched but not sharp, but it is enough to cut through the silence of the night sky in an instant.
Wang Xiaoji sat slumped on the ground with his eyes closed and his face covered with tears.
A group of classmates looked at him in surprise and doubt.
Shen Sanque pushed aside the crowd and said, "What's wrong? Hey, Xiaoji sleepwalked?"
"It seems to be... I, I got up to go to the bathroom, and I happened to bump into him. Seeing that he was standing there still, I patted him, and then he suddenly let out an 'ah', that's it..."
The one who spoke was Zhou Ling who lived in the same dormitory as Wang Xiaoji.
He had also heard of some people sleepwalking earlier, but this was the first time he had seen such a thing with his own eyes, and the protagonist was still his roommate, and he was still in shock.
"Oh, that should be sleepwalking!"
Shen Sanque knelt down and stroked Wang Xiaoji's forehead.
Wang Xiaoji suddenly opened his eyes.
"Hey, are you awake?"
"Teacher..." Wang Xiaoji shouted, looking up, he was a little overwhelmed to find so many people looking at him.
Shen Sanque patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and looked at Zhou Ling: "Little Zhou, help your roommate go back."
Zhou Ling nodded, and came forward to help Wang Xiaoji away.
In fact, Wang Xiaoji doesn't need help, he is fully awake now.
Before that, he had been wandering in illusion.
In the illusion, the blood moon is in the sky, bones are everywhere, and snakes and insects are rampant.
From time to time, a few crows flew by at low altitude, uttered a few hoarse and stereotyped calls, and then quietly landed on the dead wood on one side, staring straight at Wang Xiaoji.
Wang Xiaoji has long been immune to these sights, just walking along the winding path in a numb manner.
Even if he is very resistant in his heart, he doesn't want to face what is about to appear.
However, here, this body does not belong to him.
His soul was held down by a force, unable to escape, he could only feel everything through his body.And this body does not obey his orders, but only surrenders to that power.
He could only go straight to the destination according to the route drawn by that force.
The destination is a bend lake.
This curved lake is like the blood moon in the sky, curved like the scythe of death, with two pointed ends, full in the middle, and a ghastly red light.
Wang Xiaoji walked to a sharp corner of the lake and stared at the opposite bank.
There is a huge willow tree there.
"The old wood is rotten."
An old man walked towards Wang Xiaoji leaning on a cane, with a smile on his lips.
However, just as the old man was about to walk in front of Wang Xiaoji, a dagger flew out and stabbed the old man's heart.
The fog cleared, and the dagger fell into the lake without making waves.
Wang Xiaoji walked towards the lake step by step. The lake water was sometimes deep and sometimes shallow, no deeper than knees, no shallower than ankles.
When he walked to the middle of the lake, the old things crawled into his heart like leeches, sucking the blood of his heart little by little.
The great pain made Wang Xiaoji couldn't help crying out.
But that didn't stop that force.
Although Wang Xiaoji was trembling all over, he was still walking forward.
Suddenly, a big hole was torn open in the pitch-black night sky, and all the scenes suddenly turned into pieces...
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