There is such a Sanxian
Chapter 3
This is the second time, there are other forces pulling him out of the illusion.
The cool wind blew by, and Wang Xiaoji shivered.
"It seems to be raining heavily, I hope I don't have to train tomorrow." Zhou Ling suddenly said.
Wang Xiaoji seemed to have just realized that he was being supported by someone, he withdrew his hands suddenly, and stammered: "Yes... yes."
Zhou Ling didn't care about his repulsive movements, and asked curiously, "How do you feel when you sleepwalk?"
Dream... sleepwalking?
Wang Xiaoji smiled wryly, forget it, let's treat it as sleepwalking.
"It's... a very real feeling."
It seems that the current reality is a dream, and the dream just now is the reality.
Jia Ze felt that he must be in a dream, even though he had never had a dream, but this feeling of being carried and thrown on the chair was really like a legendary dream.
Still a nightmare!
No one has ever dared to do this to him!Even the Taoist priest back then tied him with a thread and hung him there.Rather than being as simple, rude and casual as the person in front of him.
Complicated spells can be easily solved once they are cleared up, but this spell is too simple, so simple, so pure, so terrible, so terrible that there is no solution.
But Jia Ze refused to show weakness, and threatened, "Human beings, don't meddle in your own business."
Shen Sanque peeled a pine nut and put it in his mouth: "Who is the brat calling? Teacher!"
"You are just a brat! My name is Jia Ze! Jia Luo's Jia! Fu Ze's Ze!"
It wasn't until Jia Ze yelled that something was wrong, saying his name is a taboo!How did he make such a low-level mistake?And it actually made it clear which word it was!
"Gara? You also watch Happy Baby! I like Careless Superman."
"Careless Superman is so stupid! Be careful Superman is handsome!" Jia Ze was very happy, feeling that his expression of contempt was both ingenious and powerful.
When Shen Sanque heard this, he became unhappy: "What stupidity, that's called great wisdom and stupidity!"
"It's stupid! It's stupid!"
Shen Sanque frowned: "Tsk tsk tsk! Look at you! You're not a child anymore, why are you so childish!"
"I used to be! I'm only five years old!" Jia Ze retorted triumphantly: "I don't look like you! You're over 20, old man!"
"Did you know? Last time, two brats called me that." Shen Sanque squinted his eyes and smiled. "Later, one was imprisoned in a tower by his father for seventy days, and the other was fanned by his mother." Your face is swollen, and you dare not go out to see people for several months. Believe it or not, I will report to your parents!"
Jia Ze's eyes dimmed, and he quickly ignited an unruly flame: "Go and sue! Anyway, you don't know where they are!"
I don't even know...
Shen Sanque caught the change in his eyes, as if he heard his slander, leaned over and took out a chocolate biscuit from the box next to him, tore open the packaging bag, took out one and took a bite, nodded in satisfaction, and then Said: "In this case, then I will reluctantly let you call me Dad!"
Neuropathy!I am two hundred years older than you!Jia Ze rolled his eyes at him, and said word by word: "I! Yes! Yes! You! Dad! Dad!"
"Hey! Be good! Shen Jiaze? Not bad, not bad," Shen Sanque showed an old father-like smile, and threw a biscuit to Jia Ze: "Come on, Dad will reward you."
Jia Ze threw the biscuit away: "Crazy! I don't have a father! I don't need it either!"
"You bastard, you..." After Shen Sanque finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, thought for a while, and changed his words: "Son, if you keep messing with me, I will be rude to you!"
"Bah! Who is your son!"
Gaze would rather die than surrender.
So the next day, Wang Xiaoji saw a different Jia Ze from usual.
Contrary to what the students had expected, the temperature on the second day dropped slightly compared to yesterday, but the sun was still high in the sky and looked down on everything.
Wang Xiaoji chanted, kicked forward, and when he turned his head, he saw Shen Sanque sitting on a high platform on one side, and beside him... Jia Ze was also sitting.
On Gaze's head was a sky-shooting tip tied with a string tied with watermelons, three horizontal lines were drawn on his forehead with a marker, black circles were drawn on his two eyes, and there were three symmetrical positions on his cheeks. pentagram.The denim overalls and white T-shirt that I wear on weekdays have also become a two-piece Ultraman sweater.
If you don't look closely, you won't recognize him at all...
What... what's the situation?Wang Xiaoji was stunned, and stopped unconsciously. The students behind were unprepared and bumped into them one after another. This collision aroused all kinds of complaints.
The instructor guarding the side took Wang Xiaoji out, reprimanded him and punished him to stand in a military posture.
Jia Ze didn't see Wang Xiaoji, he was staring at the sky with nothing to love at this moment, speechless and choking.But Shen Sanque waved happily to Wang Xiaoji.
Shen Sanque was in a good mood, full of the joy of becoming a father for the first time.
ah!It turns out that being a father feels so cool!No, I have to post a circle of friends!Shen Sanque thought of this, embraced the empty-eyed Jia Ze, and took out his phone to take a selfie.
The students in Class [-] and [-], who had already noticed Shen Sanque's existence, looked at this scene in amazement——the teacher was taking a selfie with one arm around a cloud of air, making a V-shaped wink... Is this a new way of taking selfies?
Wang Xiaoji's position was just across from Shen Sanque and Jia Ze, and he was even more surprised that the teacher could see Jia Ze?And it seems that Jia Ze is still at his mercy?
Does that power come from the teacher?Who is the teacher? !
Maybe Wang Xiaoji was watching too intently, Jia Ze seemed to have sensed something, came back to his senses, and turned his head to meet Wang Xiaoji's eyes.
Now Jia Ze was in high spirits, jumping off the high platform, he was going to Wang Xiaoji's side.
Unexpectedly, Shen Sanque also jumped off, grabbed Jia Ze, and dragged him around a corner towards the cafeteria.
Wang Xiaoji was even more dumbfounded.
Although the food in the cafeteria of the military training base is not as delicious as the food at home, in the eyes of the students who have been tossed and complained by the training, it is no different from delicious food. Even a steamed bun can be eaten with relish.
Wang Xiaoji did not go with his classmates, but walked around the cafeteria alone, found a hidden place, and observed Shen Sanque and the others while eating.
Shen Sanque was eating dumplings and talking and laughing happily with other teachers, Jia Ze was sitting in the empty seat next to him, the symbols and lines on his face disappeared, but his appearance was still listless.
This is the first time I saw him like this... Wang Xiaoji chewed his rice and stared at Jia Ze intently, feeling a little uncomfortable.
Is the cold war a little too long this time?How about waiting to find him and make up?
Those teachers finished the meal before Shen Sanque.There were still two baskets of dumplings in front of Shen Sanque, he giggled and let the teachers go first.
After the teachers left, Shen Sanque raised his head and made a "come here" gesture to Wang Xiaoji.
He already found me? !
Wang Xiaoji's hand holding the chopsticks trembled, and a piece of potato that was about to be delivered fell back into the bowl.He embarrassingly picked up the dinner plate and walked over to sit opposite Shen Sanque, deliberately avoiding Gaze's sight, and calmly called out "teacher".
Shen Sanque smiled: "Xiaoji, I heard that you are my daughter-in-law?"
Wang Xiaoji was petrified.
Jia Ze corrected dissatisfiedly: "It's my daughter-in-law! Not your daughter-in-law!"
"What are you talking about?! Isn't that the same?!" Shen Sanque raised his hand and gave him a headache.
Wang Xiaoji's focus was on the other side. Jia Ze...is the teacher's son? !No...impossible!How can this be? !
"Don't be shy, I just want to make sure." Shen Sanque put a dumpling in Wang Xiaoji's bowl: "After all, this kid is dishonest. On the contrary, you can see that he is an honest person, and I am more willing to believe you."
Jia Ze snorted coldly: "Honestly? Humph! He..."
Before he finished speaking, Shen Sanque cast a silence spell on him, and he couldn't make a sound no matter what.
"Son, Shen's family motto is Chapter 3, don't interrupt when Dad is asking others." Shen Sanque patted Jia Ze's face lightly, said lovingly, then turned to look at Wang Xiaoji: " Xiaoji, tell me."
"I..." Wang Xiaoji's thoughts had been wandering in other places just now, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.
He recalled Shen Sanque's question, a little dumbfounded, after thinking for a while, he explained: "Teacher, it's just playing tricks."
When Jia Ze heard this, he was very angry, but he couldn't express it in words. He stretched out his legs and wanted to kick Wang Xiaoji, but his legs were too short to kick him.Had to mess around in place ~ pedal.
Wang Xiaoji smiled wryly.At that time, he was still young, and he was coerced and lured into it by Jia Ze. It's been almost eight years, but he didn't expect him to remember...
"Oh, that's right!" Shen Sanque hiccupped, "By the way, let me ask you, you can sense things like ghosts and ghosts, right?"
Wang Xiaoji nodded, teacher, can't you?
"Inherited or acquired? In other words, is it present at birth or acquired later?"
Wang Xiaoji replied: "My grandfather said that since 600 years ago, every other generation in the family has this ability..."
"Oh, that's genetic inheritance! Xiaoji! You should cherish it! Carry it forward!"
cherish?carry forward?It's too late for me to hide it, so how can I promote it?
Wang Xiaoji let out a "hmm", and suddenly realized that he couldn't help telling this secret that had been hidden for many years? !
He looked at Shen Sanque, boldly hesitantly said: "Teacher, who... are you?"
"Aliens." Shen Sanque said with a natural expression, "Do you know ET? He is my friend. There is also the melancholy little prince Marvin, who was actually created by me. I am a great engineer and specialize in manufacturing Robots sold to aliens."
(Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Hehe, I've watched those two movies... Wang Xiaoji twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, but didn't speak.Teacher, are you a junior high school student here?Not to mention junior high school students, even primary school students won't believe it!
"He's talking nonsense!" Jia Ze's curse was lifted, he quickly seized the opportunity and said, "This old immortal is a demon exorcist!"
As soon as this remark came out, Shen Sanque pinched Jia Ze's right cheek and turned it 180 degrees: "Shen's family motto Chapter 3 and two, don't say that Dad is old."
Exorcist?Wang Xiaoji has only been in contact with Taoist priests and psychic mediums. He only heard about the profession of exorcising demons once from his grandfather. Of course, he has also seen it in novels and comics.
But the image of the exorcist does not seem to be like this!
And most importantly, how could the exorcising master have a ghost son? !No, it's definitely not his son, but the teacher's attitude towards Jia Ze doesn't seem to be the same as that of a demon exorcising master towards ghosts.
Thinking about it this way, Wang Xiaoji felt that the teacher was actually more like...a monster?
After Shen Sanque finished teaching his son, he asked about the topic of exorcising demons: "Since you have this ability, have you ever thought about becoming an exorcising demons?"
Wang Xiaoji didn't answer, but Jia Ze said first: "No!"
Shen Sanque threw another suffocation spell to seal his mouth, bent his eyes and smiled: "Teacher can be your master! There is no tuition fee!"
No matter how you look at this smile, it's treacherous...
"I... let me think about it."
Wang Xiaoji is not good at refusing, so he had to say this.
The cool wind blew by, and Wang Xiaoji shivered.
"It seems to be raining heavily, I hope I don't have to train tomorrow." Zhou Ling suddenly said.
Wang Xiaoji seemed to have just realized that he was being supported by someone, he withdrew his hands suddenly, and stammered: "Yes... yes."
Zhou Ling didn't care about his repulsive movements, and asked curiously, "How do you feel when you sleepwalk?"
Dream... sleepwalking?
Wang Xiaoji smiled wryly, forget it, let's treat it as sleepwalking.
"It's... a very real feeling."
It seems that the current reality is a dream, and the dream just now is the reality.
Jia Ze felt that he must be in a dream, even though he had never had a dream, but this feeling of being carried and thrown on the chair was really like a legendary dream.
Still a nightmare!
No one has ever dared to do this to him!Even the Taoist priest back then tied him with a thread and hung him there.Rather than being as simple, rude and casual as the person in front of him.
Complicated spells can be easily solved once they are cleared up, but this spell is too simple, so simple, so pure, so terrible, so terrible that there is no solution.
But Jia Ze refused to show weakness, and threatened, "Human beings, don't meddle in your own business."
Shen Sanque peeled a pine nut and put it in his mouth: "Who is the brat calling? Teacher!"
"You are just a brat! My name is Jia Ze! Jia Luo's Jia! Fu Ze's Ze!"
It wasn't until Jia Ze yelled that something was wrong, saying his name is a taboo!How did he make such a low-level mistake?And it actually made it clear which word it was!
"Gara? You also watch Happy Baby! I like Careless Superman."
"Careless Superman is so stupid! Be careful Superman is handsome!" Jia Ze was very happy, feeling that his expression of contempt was both ingenious and powerful.
When Shen Sanque heard this, he became unhappy: "What stupidity, that's called great wisdom and stupidity!"
"It's stupid! It's stupid!"
Shen Sanque frowned: "Tsk tsk tsk! Look at you! You're not a child anymore, why are you so childish!"
"I used to be! I'm only five years old!" Jia Ze retorted triumphantly: "I don't look like you! You're over 20, old man!"
"Did you know? Last time, two brats called me that." Shen Sanque squinted his eyes and smiled. "Later, one was imprisoned in a tower by his father for seventy days, and the other was fanned by his mother." Your face is swollen, and you dare not go out to see people for several months. Believe it or not, I will report to your parents!"
Jia Ze's eyes dimmed, and he quickly ignited an unruly flame: "Go and sue! Anyway, you don't know where they are!"
I don't even know...
Shen Sanque caught the change in his eyes, as if he heard his slander, leaned over and took out a chocolate biscuit from the box next to him, tore open the packaging bag, took out one and took a bite, nodded in satisfaction, and then Said: "In this case, then I will reluctantly let you call me Dad!"
Neuropathy!I am two hundred years older than you!Jia Ze rolled his eyes at him, and said word by word: "I! Yes! Yes! You! Dad! Dad!"
"Hey! Be good! Shen Jiaze? Not bad, not bad," Shen Sanque showed an old father-like smile, and threw a biscuit to Jia Ze: "Come on, Dad will reward you."
Jia Ze threw the biscuit away: "Crazy! I don't have a father! I don't need it either!"
"You bastard, you..." After Shen Sanque finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, thought for a while, and changed his words: "Son, if you keep messing with me, I will be rude to you!"
"Bah! Who is your son!"
Gaze would rather die than surrender.
So the next day, Wang Xiaoji saw a different Jia Ze from usual.
Contrary to what the students had expected, the temperature on the second day dropped slightly compared to yesterday, but the sun was still high in the sky and looked down on everything.
Wang Xiaoji chanted, kicked forward, and when he turned his head, he saw Shen Sanque sitting on a high platform on one side, and beside him... Jia Ze was also sitting.
On Gaze's head was a sky-shooting tip tied with a string tied with watermelons, three horizontal lines were drawn on his forehead with a marker, black circles were drawn on his two eyes, and there were three symmetrical positions on his cheeks. pentagram.The denim overalls and white T-shirt that I wear on weekdays have also become a two-piece Ultraman sweater.
If you don't look closely, you won't recognize him at all...
What... what's the situation?Wang Xiaoji was stunned, and stopped unconsciously. The students behind were unprepared and bumped into them one after another. This collision aroused all kinds of complaints.
The instructor guarding the side took Wang Xiaoji out, reprimanded him and punished him to stand in a military posture.
Jia Ze didn't see Wang Xiaoji, he was staring at the sky with nothing to love at this moment, speechless and choking.But Shen Sanque waved happily to Wang Xiaoji.
Shen Sanque was in a good mood, full of the joy of becoming a father for the first time.
ah!It turns out that being a father feels so cool!No, I have to post a circle of friends!Shen Sanque thought of this, embraced the empty-eyed Jia Ze, and took out his phone to take a selfie.
The students in Class [-] and [-], who had already noticed Shen Sanque's existence, looked at this scene in amazement——the teacher was taking a selfie with one arm around a cloud of air, making a V-shaped wink... Is this a new way of taking selfies?
Wang Xiaoji's position was just across from Shen Sanque and Jia Ze, and he was even more surprised that the teacher could see Jia Ze?And it seems that Jia Ze is still at his mercy?
Does that power come from the teacher?Who is the teacher? !
Maybe Wang Xiaoji was watching too intently, Jia Ze seemed to have sensed something, came back to his senses, and turned his head to meet Wang Xiaoji's eyes.
Now Jia Ze was in high spirits, jumping off the high platform, he was going to Wang Xiaoji's side.
Unexpectedly, Shen Sanque also jumped off, grabbed Jia Ze, and dragged him around a corner towards the cafeteria.
Wang Xiaoji was even more dumbfounded.
Although the food in the cafeteria of the military training base is not as delicious as the food at home, in the eyes of the students who have been tossed and complained by the training, it is no different from delicious food. Even a steamed bun can be eaten with relish.
Wang Xiaoji did not go with his classmates, but walked around the cafeteria alone, found a hidden place, and observed Shen Sanque and the others while eating.
Shen Sanque was eating dumplings and talking and laughing happily with other teachers, Jia Ze was sitting in the empty seat next to him, the symbols and lines on his face disappeared, but his appearance was still listless.
This is the first time I saw him like this... Wang Xiaoji chewed his rice and stared at Jia Ze intently, feeling a little uncomfortable.
Is the cold war a little too long this time?How about waiting to find him and make up?
Those teachers finished the meal before Shen Sanque.There were still two baskets of dumplings in front of Shen Sanque, he giggled and let the teachers go first.
After the teachers left, Shen Sanque raised his head and made a "come here" gesture to Wang Xiaoji.
He already found me? !
Wang Xiaoji's hand holding the chopsticks trembled, and a piece of potato that was about to be delivered fell back into the bowl.He embarrassingly picked up the dinner plate and walked over to sit opposite Shen Sanque, deliberately avoiding Gaze's sight, and calmly called out "teacher".
Shen Sanque smiled: "Xiaoji, I heard that you are my daughter-in-law?"
Wang Xiaoji was petrified.
Jia Ze corrected dissatisfiedly: "It's my daughter-in-law! Not your daughter-in-law!"
"What are you talking about?! Isn't that the same?!" Shen Sanque raised his hand and gave him a headache.
Wang Xiaoji's focus was on the other side. Jia Ze...is the teacher's son? !No...impossible!How can this be? !
"Don't be shy, I just want to make sure." Shen Sanque put a dumpling in Wang Xiaoji's bowl: "After all, this kid is dishonest. On the contrary, you can see that he is an honest person, and I am more willing to believe you."
Jia Ze snorted coldly: "Honestly? Humph! He..."
Before he finished speaking, Shen Sanque cast a silence spell on him, and he couldn't make a sound no matter what.
"Son, Shen's family motto is Chapter 3, don't interrupt when Dad is asking others." Shen Sanque patted Jia Ze's face lightly, said lovingly, then turned to look at Wang Xiaoji: " Xiaoji, tell me."
"I..." Wang Xiaoji's thoughts had been wandering in other places just now, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.
He recalled Shen Sanque's question, a little dumbfounded, after thinking for a while, he explained: "Teacher, it's just playing tricks."
When Jia Ze heard this, he was very angry, but he couldn't express it in words. He stretched out his legs and wanted to kick Wang Xiaoji, but his legs were too short to kick him.Had to mess around in place ~ pedal.
Wang Xiaoji smiled wryly.At that time, he was still young, and he was coerced and lured into it by Jia Ze. It's been almost eight years, but he didn't expect him to remember...
"Oh, that's right!" Shen Sanque hiccupped, "By the way, let me ask you, you can sense things like ghosts and ghosts, right?"
Wang Xiaoji nodded, teacher, can't you?
"Inherited or acquired? In other words, is it present at birth or acquired later?"
Wang Xiaoji replied: "My grandfather said that since 600 years ago, every other generation in the family has this ability..."
"Oh, that's genetic inheritance! Xiaoji! You should cherish it! Carry it forward!"
cherish?carry forward?It's too late for me to hide it, so how can I promote it?
Wang Xiaoji let out a "hmm", and suddenly realized that he couldn't help telling this secret that had been hidden for many years? !
He looked at Shen Sanque, boldly hesitantly said: "Teacher, who... are you?"
"Aliens." Shen Sanque said with a natural expression, "Do you know ET? He is my friend. There is also the melancholy little prince Marvin, who was actually created by me. I am a great engineer and specialize in manufacturing Robots sold to aliens."
(Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Hehe, I've watched those two movies... Wang Xiaoji twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, but didn't speak.Teacher, are you a junior high school student here?Not to mention junior high school students, even primary school students won't believe it!
"He's talking nonsense!" Jia Ze's curse was lifted, he quickly seized the opportunity and said, "This old immortal is a demon exorcist!"
As soon as this remark came out, Shen Sanque pinched Jia Ze's right cheek and turned it 180 degrees: "Shen's family motto Chapter 3 and two, don't say that Dad is old."
Exorcist?Wang Xiaoji has only been in contact with Taoist priests and psychic mediums. He only heard about the profession of exorcising demons once from his grandfather. Of course, he has also seen it in novels and comics.
But the image of the exorcist does not seem to be like this!
And most importantly, how could the exorcising master have a ghost son? !No, it's definitely not his son, but the teacher's attitude towards Jia Ze doesn't seem to be the same as that of a demon exorcising master towards ghosts.
Thinking about it this way, Wang Xiaoji felt that the teacher was actually more like...a monster?
After Shen Sanque finished teaching his son, he asked about the topic of exorcising demons: "Since you have this ability, have you ever thought about becoming an exorcising demons?"
Wang Xiaoji didn't answer, but Jia Ze said first: "No!"
Shen Sanque threw another suffocation spell to seal his mouth, bent his eyes and smiled: "Teacher can be your master! There is no tuition fee!"
No matter how you look at this smile, it's treacherous...
"I... let me think about it."
Wang Xiaoji is not good at refusing, so he had to say this.
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