Once upon a time I had a son

Lunch is carrot and bacon, and Fang Yu eats it very satisfyingly: In the last world, collective cultivating immortals, if you want to relieve your appetite, you can eat a fruit at most, and your mouth has not tasted the taste of fireworks for hundreds of years.

Fang Tang didn't move his chopsticks much. He didn't like all dishes with carrots, but seeing Fang Yu eating so happily made him feel full.

Fang Yu pulled out the last bite of rice, complaining that he was reincarnated from starvation.He clacked the chopsticks on the bowl and realized after glancing at the table: "There is only one dish?"

"Aren't you full?" Fang Tang got up when he heard the words, "Then I'll go fry some more."

"Stop, stop," Fang Yu called him, belching a little embarrassedly, "What are you frying? What are the carrots for?"

Fang Tang thought he still wanted to eat, so he nodded without any hesitation: "Okay, I'll wash two more radishes, and I still have some bacon, just wait a bit."

Fang Yu was so heartbroken, he grabbed him and pushed him back on the chair, feeling like a bully: "Still frying carrots? Are you ready to eat? Wait, I'll go fry an egg."

Fang Tang stayed on the chair, his mind was full of the phrase "Are you still eating?", are you still eating or not...

He was dazed, "Dad, why can't you fry carrots?"

Fang Yu complained about him: "Okay, I'll fry it if you can eat it. Do you want to eat it, Baby Tangtang?"

Fang Tang's face turned red.Now the lingering phrase has become the phrase "Baby Tangtang", baby Tangtang, baby Tangtang...

Fang Tang pinched his earlobe, and replied softly: "I don't want to eat."

So Fang Yu knew!He knows what he likes and what he doesn't like!

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"It's just fried eggs, have you taken medicine?" Fang Tang's blushing face hadn't subsided when Fang Yu came out.

"No..." Fang Tang was really embarrassed this time, and took the plate with lowered eyes, and was surprised to find that the plate contained fried rice with eggs!

"As for..." Fang Yu muttered when he saw that he was not satisfied. He thought his skills were mediocre, and he didn't know how he treated Fang Tang harshly.

He may not remember it himself, but Fang Tang will always remember it.When he was ten years old, the young man took his dirty little hand, took him into this small house, helped him take a bath, heard his stomach growling, and scraped the tip of his nose affectionately, and cooked for him. Bowl of rice.

At that time, he thought, how could there be such a good person.

At the age of ten, he just came out of the orphanage, with a sallow complexion, as thin as a thin bamboo pole, even a head shorter than his peers.Because of being oppressed for a long time and unable to speak, he is the ugliest and least likable of all the children.

Hearing from the dean that someone wants to adopt|adopt a child, he didn’t give up his hope, he didn’t fight or snatch, and when he was blocked in the backyard and smeared his face with mud, he just shed tears secretly.

In the end, that person actually came in, seeing him pitifully and wiping away his tears.Fang Tang didn't want to, he couldn't control himself, knowing that it was not appropriate to vent his grievances to the other party, he still opened the gate and burst into tears, and then he cried out snot bubbles foolishly.

Hearing other children teasing softly, Fang Tang was desperate. He stood up sobbing and wanted to run to a place where no one was around, but someone held his hand. Fang Yu's voice was very soft, even in his memory, it was like Tian Lai: "Have you been wronged, little guy? Don't be afraid, you will have a father in the future." He patted his chest and said with a smile, "Daddy is very fierce. Anyone who bullies you will beat him."

But he knocked off Fang Yu's hand, afraid that Fang Yu would dislike him.

He heard the dean persuade Fang Yu to change his child, and heard his little friend say that he is dirty and smelly and a slob.

However, Fang Yu actually chose him in the end.

No one knew how careful and happy he was. He held hands cautiously, for fear of being pushed back.

Fang Yu also gave him a name: "Father assures you, we will drink sugar water every day in the days to come~ Well, can I call you Fangtang, Tangdi's Tang, Haitang's Tang."

Fang Yu was very kind to him, at first he knew that he would not let go and would not intentionally make many intimate gestures.Gradually the two of them got to know each other well, and Fang Tang would nestle in Fang Yu's arms and say sweetly, "Daddy, I like you", and Fang Yu would hug him around, laughing and saying that his father also likes Baby Tangtang.

The long-running feelings are wrapped in the bone-piercing honey for Fang Tang.

Fang Tang burped after eating, rubbed his belly and said coquettishly, "Dad, I want to sleep."

Fang Yu felt strange, how could such a big guy call out the word "Dad" without changing his expression?The child didn't think so when he was young, but now they both look like young people in their twenties, and one day when they walk on the road, the brat will say that daddy is not trying to scare people to death.

Fang Yu thought about it for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was impossible. At the beginning, he thought that the child would leave when he grew up, and he didn't take such an embarrassing matter into consideration: "Tangtang, you call me daddy. Don't you think it's so weird? ? Well, what?"

Fang Yu winked.

Fang Tang didn't react, and said bluntly, "Could it be called Xiao Yu?"

"That's fine." Fang Yu thought for a while, and then he made a final decision, "You call me old, dad, dad, do you think I look like a bad old man in forty or fifty?"

Fang Tang has just walked out of the memory, and has not come back to it yet.Just now, there were still bits and pieces of the two of them in his mind, but now Fang Yu doesn't want him to call him father... Fang Tang's face is as white as it says.

Are you asking if Fang Tang is stupid?Is your EQ low?That's definitely not the case, he was concerned and confused, he paused for a long time with a pale face, and suddenly reacted: "Xiao Yu!"

"I'm here..." Fang Yu had already gone into the kitchen to wash the dishes, and he really didn't know what to say when he heard the thunder on the ground—wasn't he still stubborn and refused to change his words just now?

Fang Tang grabbed the kitchen door frame: "Xiao Yu?"

"Do you think screaming is very fresh?" Fang Yu raised his eyebrows, "What happened just now, when did I say I don't want you?"

After finishing speaking, I realized that I had indeed thrown someone away once, and hurriedly made amends: "I won't let you go in the future, my son who has been raised for ten years, I'm still waiting for you to be filial to me when the time comes."

Fang Tang frowned, and kept his eyes glued to him: "Xiao Yu..."

Fang Yu's ears were inexplicably hot when he was called: "Okay, I know my name sounds nice, so there's no need to keep calling me..."

Fang Tang had already lost the ability to grasp the key points, so he quickly gave his affirmation: "It sounds good."

Fang Yu couldn't laugh or cry, as expected he was still a child when he grew up so much, but he was so silly and cute.

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"Are you still sleepy? Go to sleep and I'll call you later."

Fang Tang is now at the time when Fang Yu said what. Hearing this, he obediently entered the bedroom, covered with the quilt and couldn't sleep for a long time, couldn't help but hugged the pillow and began to roll back and forth excitedly.

Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu...

How could it be like this, Fang Tang buried his face in the pillow, just calling his name felt his heart was full.

He was so beautiful that he couldn't sleep anymore, and ran barefoot to the computer desk, writing like a fountain.

If someone reads the script he wrote, they will probably pass out clutching their hearts: how can it be so sweet!How can you be so girlish!Do you know that you are dead!

Of course, the audience who was bullied must be willing. Who doesn't know that if Tangzhuyu touches the gold pen, it will definitely earn a lot of tears.His stories are heavy and sad, so changing his writing style is the reason for sustainable development.

Readers cried once after watching a movie, their eyes were almost blinded from crying, and they urgently need to warm their hearts.

Fang Yu didn't find him when he entered the bedroom, but when he came out, he was typing again.He was carrying a pair of slippers and slapped them on the ground: "The ground isn't cool, is it?"

The corners of Fang Tang's mouth were almost grinning, but the decline in IQ was still there, and he said pitifully following his meaning, "Cool...thank you Xiao Yu." At the end of the speech, he smiled again.

Fang Yu was too lazy to watch him get nervous, so he twitched the corner of his mouth and walked away.

Fang Tang's nerves come and go quickly, but Fang Yu's ears are almost callused after listening to him yelling for a week.Holding the ball at night, I wondered: "What do you think Fang Tang is so crazy about? I said I wouldn't want him to be too happy?" Then how scared he was last time.

Qiuqiu didn't speak, and directly played a recording, "Fang Tang, I'm so disappointed in you. Well, you don't want to be my son, do you?! I won't be your son!" Fang Tang's pitiful begging for mercy was interspersed in the middle Voice: "Dad, listen to me, I don't want to be your son, you don't know how much I like you... Daddy, let's not torture each other, okay? Give me a chance..."

"Cough," Fang Yu hurriedly paused, and scolded, "What are you doing?"

Qiuqiu was intoxicated with the honey juice of the recorded voice: "I like the part of Baby Tangtang's confession the most. I have already cut this part out as an alarm."

It then played another recording, and Fang Yu only heard that the protagonist in Fang Tang's words changed: "Listen to me, Qiuqiu, I don't want to be your baby Tangtang, you don't know how much I like you... ..."

Fang Yu got goose bumps all over his body, and turned off the recording with a dark face: "Deleted."

"Ah?" Qiuqiu drifted away from him, "No, Qiuqiu likes this section the most! Ah, Baby Tangtang~"

So Fang Yu and the system played the game of chasing each other all night... Finally, he successfully deleted the recording, and verbally warned the little system who loves to be a demon once: "It's okay to use his voice, but don't cut it randomly. ? Tsk, why don't you feel nauseous?"

Qiuqiu was angry: "It's not disgusting to say that I like you? A Yu, you don't like him, but I like him!"

Fang Yu felt weird at first when he said that, but after he released the audio from the recycle bin and listened to it again, his face was still dark: "No." Why can't he.

The author has something to say: Fang Tang looked surprised & happy: it's not eggs, it's fried rice with eggs!

...It must be my illusion that this sentence is so stupid :)