Once upon a time I had a son

He has been a little distracted since he woke up in the morning.Probably born with a lack of brain, thinking about it for a long time but couldn't think of a reason, and having nothing to do during the day, so it became Fang Tang writing in front of the computer, and Fang Yu holding a drawing board to draw him.

Fang Yu only felt that he was worthy of being the son he raised, so handsome, he didn't even notice that Fang Tang got up half an hour earlier than him every day to make himself better, and then went back to pretend to sleep.

When I opened my eyes in front of Fang Yu, there was eye feces... This kind of thing is terrible for Fang Tang, isn't it?

Ever since Fang Yu started to practice sketching against him, Fang Tang straightened his back even more, making full use of his good face and figure.

So Fang Yu spent so many days, and summed it up with a sigh: My Tangtang is so handsome!

Completely ignoring the image of men as rough men at home, what did Fang Tang want to do by arranging himself like this?

So every night when I went to communicate with the system, Fang Yu's topic became, "Let me tell you, Qiuqiu, my Tangtang's pair of long eyelashes." He gestured with his hand, "Flickering, so beautiful."

"Tangtang's eyes are amber, and the eyelids are still beautiful red phoenix inner pair. Looking at you can really warm my heart."

"Tangtang has a very straight nose, and the proportions of her facial features are also good. She looks good from any angle."

"Tangtang..."

"..."

Qiuqiu: What, revenge system.

Fang Yu is not taking revenge on it, he hasn't figured out what's going on, how can he take revenge on it, it's purely a state of mind that my son is the best in the world and doesn't accept rebuttals, and the old men and aunts on the street will say the same thing to anyone they see. There is a truth in the sentence "my son is very promising" and "my daughter is filial".

But the system can only stay in this small space and can't see it, so Fang Yu will give it a good description.

Qiuqiu flung out a piece of light screen, and his heart was itchy at what he said, and he pinched his face: "Does Tangtang look like this?"

Fang Yu snorted disdainfully, Qiuqiu simply didn't know what he was disdainful about, but of course it is better to ask for someone's attitude, Qiuqiu conjured up a pen, erased the face on the light screen, and begged: "A Yu draw me a picture, I want to know what Tangtang looks like."

Fang Yu told it, "The one just now, tsk, is far worse than Tangtang."

Qiuqiu was full of anticipation for an instant, but it felt that it was already very good-looking.

Fang Yu scribbled a picture, and after finishing drawing, he held his pen and looked at it for a while: "Not good."

"Okay!" Qiuqiu rolled happily, "Tangtang is so pretty, I want to use him as a wallpaper!"

Fang Yu watched the ball roll and roll in mid-air, and smiled triumphantly, "Excellent."

It's better not to tell it that Tangtang is a hundred times more handsome than his painting, so as not to irritate this small system.

So the next day when Fang Tang closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, he only felt a look on his face. If it were someone else, Fang Tang would definitely punch him and say hello, but this is Fang Yu, he was so nervous. Yes, it's okay to keep thinking about my face, so don't leave a bad impression.

His worry was entirely in vain. Even if he sprayed his nose and soaked it like he did when he was a child, Fang Yu would still tell Qiuqiu, "Tangtang, snot looks better than others"... right?

In short, Fang Yu looked at it for a long time, and when Fang Tang's heart rate rose exponentially and was about to ascend to the sky, Fang Yu finally said: "It's so handsome. It's still early, let's sleep more."

God knows what is the wonderful relationship between "really handsome" and "sleep more".

Fortunately, Fang Yu tiptoed out of the room after he finished speaking, otherwise he would have seen Fang Tang's face flushed suddenly, his eyes bent into two crescents, giggling.

Fang Yu was making breakfast, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that his behavior was wrong: Fang Tang couldn't wake up and called him in the morning. It's okay, but sneaking in to see his handsome face is a bit of a fool, right?

...If you want to see it, you can also look at your own stack of sketches.

After the rice was ready, Fang Yu stewed the rice in the pot first, thinking it was time to call for someone.

Tangtang doesn't even have a biological clock?What time is it and still sleep.

He made up his mind to take care of his eyes, but people are like this, the more you don't want him to do something, the more he can't help doing it.The third time he moved his eyes from the opponent's face to the body covered by the thin blanket, Fang Yu wanted to slap himself, let you see, let you see!I'm so mad!

Fang Tang slowly opened his eyes.He really fell asleep, and his eyes were a little confused at the moment, like a harmless little animal. After recognizing the owner in front of him, there was only joy and dependence in the beautiful pupils.

Fang Yu thought it over, the title of the talk tonight is "A [-]-character description about Tangtang getting up in the morning".

"Xiao Yu." Fang Tang retracted half of his head, his voice was a little hoarse and crisp when he just woke up, "Good morning."

Fang Yu turned his eyes away uncomfortably, and choked him: "It's still morning, the sun is drying your butt, you know?"

Fang Tang smiled and hummed.

Fang Yu was a little embarrassed, after all, it was only eight o'clock.

Fang Tang hummed but didn't move. Fang Yu looked at him suspiciously, and saw the kid open the quilt with a smile, with a natural expression: "Do you want to sleep together for a while?"

Naked, naked sleep!

Fang Yu's eyeballs were almost frightened, he pointed at him for a long time, and said in disbelief: "Why are you such a hooligan?!"

He felt that the heat was on his face, and he would lose face if he stayed any longer, so he simply turned around and slammed the door behind him.

Fang Tang sat up, his curved eyes filled with a light and gentle light.

He wants to be greedy.

Take your time, Fang Tang secretly told himself, don't worry.

……

Two weeks later, Fang Tang's script was handed in. In fact, the number of words was not as many as Fang Tang thought. A two-hour short movie, with deletions and deletions, was only in the early [-]s.

As for the previous 10,000+ words, what was it?Oh, I don't plan to write a TV series with more than [-] episodes.

The director greeted him in advance, the book must be the first to be sent there, and the shooting is not in a hurry, and it will not take more than half a year to attract investment and find actors.

That is, if Fang Yu really started training, his time would be divided a lot by others, and he was not very happy.

"Teacher Fang? My God, you haven't changed at all in all these years." The woman with exquisite makeup couldn't hide her surprise, but also a little envious, and joked to herself, "It's not like me, it's starting to become old and ugly."

Fang Yu squeezed a lemon for the child, and laughed when he heard this: "You are too exaggerated... But you are really more beautiful, I almost didn't recognize it at first glance."

Fang Tang listened to their politeness with drooping eyelids, he didn't pay attention to the woman who already had a child and was not a threat, but silently looked at the child in the woman's hand.

Watermelon head, single eyelid, small nose and small face, it looks quite pleasing to the eye.

"This is Fang Tang, right? He was outstanding when he was young, and he looks more handsome the longer he grows." The woman praised with a chuckle.

This corresponds to the muscle of the above metaphor.Fang's father put on a proud smile at the right time, pretending to be reserved and showing off without any trace: "You don't know how popular Tangtang is at xx University," he said as if he had seen it with his own eyes, "But This kid has a high vision, and he doesn't like any of them."

It perfectly explained why Fang Tang has not found a date yet.

And implicitly pointed out that his son not only grows well, but also studies well!

Fang Yu raised his chin slightly, and with a blink of his drooping eyelashes, they swept over Fang Tang's heart.

The woman had studied with him for two years, so she naturally knew the teacher's temperament well, and she followed Fang Yu's wishes and praised Fang Tang.

The child's name is Zheng Qirui. After his mother left, he sat obediently on the sofa, his bright black eyes under his thin single eyelids followed Fang Yu's.

There are four hours of class in the morning and afternoon every Saturday, and Zheng Qirui stays with the teacher for lunch at noon.The glass of lemon juice in front of him was completely drunk. Seeing that he liked it, Fang Yu asked him if he wanted another glass.

Zheng Qirui is not afraid of strangers, and replied crisply: "Yes, thank you teacher."

Fang Yu took the cup and left, and Fang Tang leaned on the opposite sofa unhappily.Seeing Fang Yu leaving, Zheng Qirui immediately showed a vivid expression of disgust on his small face, and pointed his short index finger at Fang Tang's face, hating iron for being weak: "Childish."

"..." Fang Tang never expected that he would be provoked by a brat.

Zheng Qirui jumped off the sofa, sat next to Fang Tang, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, how are you and Dad? Are you okay?"

"..." Fang Tang remained expressionless, and emphasized, "That's my father."

Zheng Qirui: "..."

Zheng Qirui said after a while, "Why are you still so stingy."

At this point, Fang Yu came back, and Zheng Qirui swallowed the rest of the words in time.

Fang Yu held two glasses of lemon juice, first gave Zheng Qirui one, and then Fang Tang.

Fang Tang set his face eagerly at the moment Fang Yu appeared, and said with a smile, "Thank you, Xiao Yu~"

It seems that the person with the stinky face just now is not him.

Zheng Qirui lowered his head and drank the juice, and rolled his eyes when he heard this.Holding the cup and looking at Fang Yu, he asked innocently, "What's the relationship between the teacher and the big brother?"

Fang Yu smiled and said, "The teacher is my brother's father."

"!" Zheng Qirui widened his eyes, looked at Fang Tang and back at Fang Yu, stuck for two seconds and tried to remedy it, "I thought big brother was the teacher's lover~"

When Fang Tang heard this, the spring blossomed immediately, and his whole body felt comfortable.But he didn't dare to show it blatantly, so he lowered his head and watched Fang Yu's reaction secretly from the corner of his eye.

Fang Yu... a little embarrassed.Also inexplicably a little blushing.

Fang Yu coughed and said, "You're still young."

Zheng Qirui poked Fang Tang, meaning to let him pursue the victory.

However, Fang Tang was absolutely on par with his father, and exposed him indifferently: "Why are you poking me?"

Zheng Qirui: "..."

Zheng Qirui squeezed out a smiling face and pinched his fingers bitterly: "...No."

Fang Tang leaned over to Fang Yu's side, holding the glass with both hands, leaning his head on Fang Yu's shoulder, his eyes shining brightly looking at the beautifully lined jaw...and the pink, soft lips.

"Xiao Yu, he lied." His tone was straightforward.

Zheng Qirui almost gritted his baby teeth: Who am I doing this for!

Fang Yu pushed his head away: "Heavy." He continued, "Don't always bully children."

Zheng Qirui was moved to tears: "Teacher..."

"Okay," Fang Tang changed the subject wittily, moved his butt closer, and passed the lemon juice to Fang Yu's lips: "Thirsty?"

Zheng Qirui immediately shut his mouth, for fear that he would disturb the atmosphere.

Fang Yu's ears were dyed pink, he glanced at Zheng Qirui and said, "No..."

Zheng Qirui made a decisive decision, raised his hand and said loudly: "Teacher, I'm going to the bathroom!"

Fang Yu was taken aback and pointed him in the direction.

The child ran away, Fang Tang cheekily asked, "Are you thirsty?"

Fang Yu looked at the rim of the cup in confusion.Since Fang Tang drank it before, there was a circle of juice overflowing on the inner wall, Fang Tang didn't seem to notice it, and when he handed it over, he happened to put the place he had drunk on Fang Yu's lips.

To drink, or not to drink, that is the question.

Drink it, isn't this indirect?Don't look at Fang Yu's age, firstkiss is still there, pure can't be said; what does he look like if he doesn't drink, and besides, what if Fang Tang thinks he hates him?The children have changed...

There was a battle between heaven and man in his heart, Fang Yu didn't realize that the crimson color of his ears had spread to his cheeks quietly, he pursed his lips, and pressed his lips to the rim of the cup in Fang Tang's posture.

Comrade Zheng Qirui in the bathroom sat on the toilet with a serious face, hiding his achievements and fame.

The author has something to say: I can't help thinking

Are handsome guys more handsome than others when they sneeze?

still funnier than normal

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