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In the Song Dynasty, there was a legendary man named Duan Yu, who was secretly called by his peers as "Ten Thousand People Killed". He was the number one male prostitute in the capital who had harmed countless ignorant and innocent men and women.

On the surface, he doesn't like men and women, but since he was sensible, he knew that he was different. He was born curvy, and he couldn't break it straight. Moreover, he understood women better than women, and men better than women.

But no matter it is ancient or modern, every door is a guest. Although there is such an unspeakable secret, he neither wants to hurt the hearts of the guests, nor does he want to lose the business in the building, so he made a rule for himself, that is, women Guests come to the door only to flirt and comfort, not to have sex.

After all, there was a hurdle in his heart, and he couldn't get over it, and he didn't want to force himself to get over it. In the words of the industry, this was a loss of virginity.

Chastity, don't think you can't see it, but it's always there.When you are alone in the dead of night, it can always jump out of your head in a different way to remind you-"Hey, I am your 'virginity', you shameless thing, you got rid of me Slightly~~"

Duan Yu was afraid of this, he didn't want to be mentally persecuted by "Chastity" every night.

But as for men

Every late night by the moat there are always morons lined up and crying their noses. They are all the guys who were thrown into the cold palace after one night. There are some river workers who can pick up a few in the river just five days away. The corpse of a man thrown into the river.

However, Juanyu has never felt guilty about it. The love between a man and a woman is something you and I wish, and we can't be tied together.

When the passion is over, it's over, and when it's tired, it's tired. He doesn't want to cling to anyone, and he doesn't want anyone to cling to him.

But even if he is so ruthless, he still can't stop those innocent men who want to eat a bite of Tang Monk's meat, and those who want to climb on his bed to spend the night together are still stalking forward without fear.

Therefore, there are more and more people who are dying and living for him. To put it bluntly, the underworld probably can't be filled.

Duanyu has a habit, that is, after receiving guests every night, he will go to the bathhouse opposite the moat to take a bath alone.

There are few people taking a bath in the middle of the night, and usually only the shop owner is watching in the bathhouse, so his appearance is not likely to cause commotion.

"Boss Duan, here we come again." The bathhouse owner on the counter took out a cloth towel from the cabinet and handed it to Duanyu.

The owner of the shop is an old man with good eyesight. He never talks too much, but his back rubbing skills are excellent. "Let me rub your back later?"

"No need, I'm so tired today, I just want to rest alone for a while." Duanyu smiled, took the cloth towel and put it on his shoulders with ease, "Is there no one inside?"

"At this hour, it's clean. You're the only one." The store owner grinned, showing a mouthful of old yellow teeth.

"That's good." Duan Yu took out a silver ingot from his pocket and put it on the counter, "Don't let anyone in after I go in."

"Okay, don't worry! No one will disturb you!" The store owner picked up the silver ingot and stuffed it into his sleeve, and immediately dragged his old arms and legs to the door slowly, and hung up the closed wooden sign .

It should have closed long ago, and he was waiting for this ingot of silver ingot from Duanyu.

Duanyu opened the wooden door separating the bathhouse and the lobby, walked to the bath, took off his clothes, put them on the long wooden chair beside the bath, squatted by the pool and used the cloth towel given by the boss with warm water in the pool After soaking and wringing it dry, I put it on the top of my head, and sat down in the bath with a plop.

The temperature of the water in the pool was just right, neither cold nor hot, coupled with the slowly rising water vapor, Duanyu immediately felt his exhaustion was swept away, and his whole body softened.

He closed his eyes in enjoyment, put his hands open on the edge of the pool, and let out a long sigh of relief.

Duanyu had just closed his eyes for a quarter of an hour, when he heard a quarrel coming from the lobby, besides the familiar voice of the shop owner, there were also two rough-sounding male voices.

"Bosses! The shop is closed!" The shop owner stood by the counter, dragging the arm of one of the strong men with a sad face.

The burly man was holding a dangling wine cup in his hand, his face was as red as a monkey's butt, and he looked like he was drunk and playing drunk.

"You old man, don't try to lie to me, I'm looking at your water-boiling chimney from the outside and it's still smoking!" He put the wine cup in his hand on the counter heavily.

"I saw it too!" The red-faced burly man dragged a thin, black, short man who also looked drunk, his eyelids opened and closed, his head was thrust forward like a rooster crowing, Feeling that if you don't pay attention, you will fall to the ground.

"My lord! It's really, really closed!" The boss was so anxious that he even stuttered, and from time to time he nervously glanced at the wooden door on the other side of the bathhouse. flew.

"Stop here! Get out of here!" The red-faced strong man didn't say much, and kicked the shop owner's waist.

"Ouch! My old waist!" The store owner supported his old waist, pouted his butt on the ground and wailed.

What's going on outside, Duan Yu can probably tell about it. It's so late now, and he's alone again. He really doesn't want to cause trouble, so he sighed and shouted to the lobby: "Shopkeeper, let me Let them come in."

"Brother! Listen! There are really people inside!" The skinny and black "rooster" patted the thick arm of the red-faced strong man and shouted.

"Old thing!" The red-faced strong man gave the store owner a vicious look, spat on the ground, and walked into the bathhouse while undressing.

As soon as Duanyu saw the two people coming in from the door, he shook his head and clicked his tongue: "It can still be so lively in the middle of the night, now it's all working together, one Guan Gong and one Wu Song, the bathhouse is going to become a theater."

His words happened to be overheard by the red-faced brawny man.

The brawny man is irrational now, and he can't listen to bad words. In fact, he doesn't know what Duan Yu said, but seeing his face of disdain and contempt for him, he knows that it must be something bad.

As a result, the red-faced strong man's face became even redder, he exhaled two breaths from his nostrils, and walked straight towards Duan Yu's position.

"Did you scold me just now!?" The red-faced burly man hunched over, staring fiercely at Duanyu and asked.

"What did you scold you for?" Duan Yu calmly poured some hot water on himself, without even raising his head.

"Who knows what you scolded!" The red-faced man hiccupped again, "Anyway, it's definitely not a good thing!"

Duanyu smiled coldly, took off the cloth scarf on his head and wrapped it around his waist, and walked past the strong man calmly, only leaving a sentence lightly: "Where did the orangutan come from and play on himself."

"What did you say!?" The red-faced man could hear clearly at this moment, calling him an orangutan!He was trembling with anger, stretched out his thick arm like a tree trunk, and grabbed Duan Yu's neck, "If you have the ability, tell me again!?"

Duan Yu's face flushed red from being pinched by him, but he just refused to give in: "Dream!"

Only then did the red-faced strong man see Duanyu's appearance clearly. His pair of peach blossom eyes seemed to be full of a smile, his narrow nose and thin lips, and the eyebrows on the arch of his eyebrows were neither thick nor light. His cheeks were so amazed that he forgot to return his lips for a moment.

The black and thin "rooster" who followed him saw that he hadn't moved, so he hurriedly stepped forward to have a look, "Isn't this so and so?"

The black and thin "rooster" looked knowledgeable, and he recognized Duan Yu at a glance.

"Who is he?" The red-faced burly man asked anxiously.

"You don't know?" Hei Shou "Rooster" looked at the red-faced brawny man in disbelief, "The number one male prostitute in the capital, it's my reputation!"

The red-faced strong man was stunned after hearing this, and soon a disgusting smile appeared on his face, he looked at Duan Yu with a strange look and said: "Then I really found a treasure today, I don't know what the number one male prostitute in the world is. taste?"

"Oh, brother, you have to let go first, he's about to be strangled to death by you!" The thin black "rooster" hastily stepped forward and tugged at the red-faced strong man's arm.

Taking advantage of this gap, Duanyu raised his foot and kicked the strong man's stomach hard.

The strong man felt a spasm and severe pain in his stomach, and immediately let go of his hand to cover his stomach.

Duanyu rubbed his pinched red neck after landing on the ground, and kicked him on the waist again, and walked past him in a grandiose way: "This kick is for you as a reward for the shop owner."

The skinny black "rooster" looked stupidly at the side and didn't dare to come forward to help. He had heard about Duan Yu's background and power, and there were countless dignitaries backing him up.

Duanyu cast a disdainful glance at the red-faced strong man, calmly untied the cloth towel to wipe off the water on his body, picked up the clothes from the wooden chair and put them on his body.

At this moment, he suddenly felt a force coming from behind, and he lost his balance instantly and fell into the pool.

Before falling into the water, he turned his head and glanced behind him. It was a strong man with a red face. He had just retracted one foot, and he was looking at him who was about to fall into the water with satisfaction.

"Boom!"——

Duanyu's head hit the bottom of the pool heavily, and the bright red blood flowed from his forehead into the pool and spread around, dyeing the originally clear pool water bright red, and his consciousness and perception were pulled away from his brain and body little by little. , His body also slowly sank to the bottom of the pool.

He vaguely heard a few exclamations from the surface of the water, and then a magnetic electronic male voice replaced those exclamations and passed into his brain.

"The character has been captured by the slag point transformation system, name: Duan Yu, gender: male, occupation: male prostitute, crime in life: killing thousands of idiots and complaining about women, punishment: not doing it, the scum point value required to offset the punishment: 21 million points, the goal Spacetime: The [-]st Century."